#I want a spork!

[sporkberries]

Metal Gear Lore

[esthyradler]

When your friends are better scientists than you are

[kaelidascope]

“I can’t believe we got you to dance all night with us!” Sun crows gleefully as Blake approaches. Neptune cheers, and as one the newlyweds surge over to her: framing her from both sides as they kiss her cheeks, hugging her between their held hands. Blake hopes Velvet caught that; she’d love to have a picture like that for her desk. Something to zone out at when the words won’t come and she’s half-convinced no one’s actually fallen in love, ever—that no one ever truly feels that deeply.

An inspiration.

A goal.

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Velvet may not have captured it but Chef Kaeli certainly did! For @professorspork <3 Who so graciously made my job coming up with a birthday treat so much easier with this suggestion

Read this fic guys it's INSANELY cute and I was squealing the whole read. It's a short lil thing c'mon guys if I can shotgun this in one morning you can too. Give her some love, she is an absolutely hidden gem of an author and so far every work I've read of hers is excellent.

Also it's like her birthday so like yeah go on. Off with ya, go read. Comments are crack for us and we are shameless addicts

[irkappless]

[dozenssporks]

combining the two things I talk about on this blog: Murderbot would hate Vash the Stampede so so much.

MB's self-assigned job is to keep human(oids) from dying from stupidity and then there this guy *gestures at Vash* whose entire goal in life is to be as stupid as possible in ridiculously dangerous situations.

MB doesn't have a stomach but it's getting stress ulcers anyway

[shepherds-of-haven]

Bestie why do you have crabs???

I DON’T KNOW, I woke up and it was like this!! 😭😭😭 help me!!!

[doctorspork]

You're the dumpster fire extinguisher. Good luck.

my boss, when I said work was a dumpster fire today

[miniimoose]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CCha6ddglOz/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Human disguise Spork and Miyuki

these are so good!!!!!

Instagram Link

[bellaswansong]

this is not a joke; i would be unbearable as a person right now if not for tumblr.

im not saying i never would have grown out of being toxic as hell, but it would have taken me longer without the cheat codes people put on this site every day for FREE.

ive been tagging the posts i mean with "who i want to be tag" for years and recently i changed it to "wiwtbt"

im going to tag this post with those so yall can click and look thru them. i highly recommend.

thank you tumblr, for teaching me how to apologise without making myself the victim. for teaching me emotional consent. and so many other things

[sporkberries]

Oh to be an awful teenager during the early 2000’s…

[mittensmorgul]

A brief description of my cats when it's time for treats:

Virgil: you tossed it right in front of me? a disappointment but i shall eat it. oh ho ho! you tried to trick me and throw it past me! i got it anyway! where shall the next one land? i shall destroy it no matter where it lands!

Spork: mother, that treat landed two inches away, i have to assume it's not for me. (i nudge the treat closer) oh thank you mother i thought i might perish from lack of treats

[drwcn]

tbh I don't know wtf is happening on wheel of time half the time but everyone slays in their costumes.

[sergeantsporks]

Hey, @localcanadiancryptid22, I know this probably didn’t seem like a big deal to you to say, but this is literally the first time anyone’s ever said that my writing looks pretty in a lifetime of always getting told that my handwriting is bad, so I’m going to explode and cry. Thank you

[trashquisitor-shirozora]

You really write the best Din Djarin; the way you care deeply for the character really comes across, and it feels like you truly take the time to think about his thoughts, desires, and feelings (in a way canon stopped doing, *cough cough*). I'm also very impressed with how you write characters that get sort of sidelined, like R2D2 and Grogu. I adore the scene in The Suns when Grogu offers food to Fennec after she complains about wanting to eat it, or all of the R2 and Luke interactions. Like the one where Luke tells R2 they'll get Cobb next time. I'm not sure how to explain it, but it feels so organic and realistic. Your characters never come off as too scripted or tropey, you know what I mean? They feel so real, and I think it's really lovely. You're a fantastic writer, and I'm very grateful that you share your writing with us. Waiting for updates has been keeping me going for the last few months, lol. And I'm really excited to see where you'll take the story . I hope you're doing well and that you're having a wonderful day!

Hello there, Anon. Sat on this for a lil bit mostly to get enough energy to respond. I appreciate this ask a lot. I've been fascinated by Din Djarin since the beginning and that is a fixation that will never die. His perspective is one that fascinates me, a survivor and a member of a Mandalorian diaspora making his way through a post-war galaxy, someone who's been too busy surviving to pay attention to the Star Wars happening a skip and a hop over in another system, and that fascination tends to bleed a lot into the things I write and draw. It's a real damn shame the Felonious Duo fumbled the bag so badly after the Season 2 finale.

Sometimes I think I don't write enough about Grogu and Artoo, tbh! I get paranoid about how I use other characters. I want to make sure they have their own lives and relationships and goals and troubles outside of their connections to Din and Luke because to me, that lets me really expand on a living 'verse while still following Din around the gffa. For a story that's been growing in scale with each installment, I want to match that with characters and settings that existed before Din, exist alongside him, and exist after him. Does that make sense? I hope it makes sense. I guess that's a reason why I really love open world games where I get to wander around a map and do everything but the main quest.

I will say, I spent a lot of years floating through "sporking" communities, reading a lot of opinions and essays from writers and readers about storytelling, and taking art classes on telling stories in a more cinematic way, and I'm so happy to hear that it's showing through with this story/series.

Thank you so much for reading and for stopping by to comment on the things you read. Hope you keep sticking around because I'm certainly not letting go of this character, this ship, and this fandom anytime soon.

[alectothinker]

i think angel torres crawls reddit and random obscure ufo forums and crazy weather phenomena youtube but hes also got tumblr. hes a blog girlie. hes a silly little tumblrina.

[fuckedprophet-arch]

And if I said like this for a goofy snipet kinda starter? Would you say yes? (I’m capping at like ten…maybe)