#I will become a dumpling

[nonagalleryart]

Happy Lunar New Year and Year of the Dragon!

(Sorry for being two days late, I am just about recovered from my food coma caused by eating so many rice based foods, but luckily CNY lasts for two weeks. So that's plenty of time for me to eat even more rice and dumplings!)

[puppyeared]

fake ep idea + doodles

[tiny-evillious]

allen. that face you make when the bat gives you another task actually fuck that in the middle of writing this my dad called and informed me that our electric kettle died guess we're boiling our water in a pot now

[witchofthesouls]

Cybertronians vs kudzu

Who would win. Aliens or very invasive plants?

Cybertronians will win the battle, but they'll lose the war.

It's one thing to comprehend that plants grow fast, it's another thing to witness it.

If Cybertron ever establishes a sister city or university on Earth, then many Cybertronians will flock over to study applied agricultural sciences because someone at some point had managed to successfully crossbreed a potato with a Cybertronian one that feeds on their planet's radiation.

Someone needs to save Cybertron's soul if a well-meaning idiot takes something like kudzu or mint and manages to get viable crossbreeds on the metal planet.

[hyunpic]

😉

[anemoisoap]

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

2 hours of intensive chicken thigh dissecting and mincing down. only 3 more hours of dumpling wrapper rolling tomorrow before i have 10 pounds of frozen dumplings in my freezer.

[artemisbarnowl]

All this time is ash and sand. Slipping through my hands.

[creepyjirachi]

making yet another batch of delicious fried dumplings for the family. can i tell when the pork ones are fully cooked? no. but have i killed anyone yet? also no

[kimjiwoong]

one of my fave things about wookjin's face is that he's very sharp but then he smiles and suddenly he looks like boiled ravioli. I won't explain I'm hoping you guys understand just know that this is so affectionate my heart hurts thinking about it

[channelrat]

Holy shit you changed your avatar and I didn't realize it was you postin all these Bo memes lmao

Lmao yeah I needed to have a Fuslie moment bc I watched only her content this last week but tis me

[angellayercake]

Not to be millennial on main but I have never been happier about being a slow cooker bitch than today. I had to stay at work 3 hours late and I've finally got home to a perfectly cooked stew 😊

[myname-isnia]

It’s all “take care of your inner child!! Treat them the way you wanted to be treated years ago and it’ll help you heal!!” until said inner child is throwing a tantrum about having to go eat dinner

[sunflowergirl522]

for the ask game, what's your #1 comfort food when you're having a bad day?

The Chinese place I always get food from has these killer fried dumplings and if I have a bad day even if I don’t have any money in my bank account I order some

Anon me one thing you want to know about me!!

[justalildumpling]

i’m starting to see the effects of my smau writing translate to my real life texts dear lord😭

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “communication breakdown” prompts

“I’m so sick and tired of being treated as a joke by you!” 

“…I’m never fucking heard. Whatever I say doesn’t matter. And I’m just… Tired. I quit.” 

“You always seem to think you’re better than me.” “I never fucking said that—” “Well, you certainly act like it!” 

“You really think you’re all that, don’t you? You’re literally nothing. You’re worthless. Now how do you think that would feel, being told that by the one who supposedly loves you, every single day? Not very amazing, I’d assume. Then I’ve got fucking news for you, you shit stain of a human being.” 

“I deserve better than whatever you’re giving me.” 

“You keep saying you’ll do better but you never do. How much longer do I have to wait? I don’t have all of my life to waste.”

“…Because I was never enough for you, was I? That’s why you treat me like shit.”

“Just a little bit more and—” “I’ve been patient with you, time and time again, so don’t you fucking dare tell me to wait. I’ve been waiting this whole fucking relationship but nothing seems to ever improve.” 

“Because it’s always about you, isn’t it?”

“See, this is what I’m telling you! You always think the whole world is against you. But what about me? I’ve been here for you this whole fucking time. Does that not count for anything, or am I just someone who’s always going to be on the bleachers, cheering you on like the side character I’ve been relegated to?” 

“It’s almost like I’m a footnote in your story. And that’s not what I want to be. That’s not what I deserve.”  

“The difference here is I’m the side character in your story, while you’ve always been the main in mine. And that shit hurts. So fucking much.” 

“…I don’t want to cry over you anymore. I don’t want you to be the reason why I run to my friends, crying my heart out because all you’ve done is fuck me over, time and time again.” 

“I stayed for this long because I genuinely thought you’d become better, but I think I’m starting to realise you’re not going to become the better I deserve. And I sure as hell am not going to continue to help you become better for someone else. So, I’m removing myself from this shitshow before I hurt myself even further.” 

“You’re a stain. A mistake I will always come back to and wish I was smart enough to have never made. A shitty reminder of my past.” 

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