you’re jacob anderson. you play out a god damn gothic drama full of tragedy romance and horror and baby trapping. your chemistry with sam reid is off the charts. you know you’re fucking killing it as louis de pointe du lac and everyone else can suck it.
your wife wants to ask you about the show, and you preen and tell her memory is a monster, as is all things loustat.
then she says, “no, honey. i just want to know, when is armand going to fuck the old man?”
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Help they’re making fun of us on twitter for caring about dnp sharing a bed guys did you know it’s so weird to think two men crammed into a tiny bed together for months on end who went to great theatric lengths to hide it and also exist in the context of all in which they live and came before them means they probably also fuck
“Wattpad ruined this generation” fuck offffff with the joylessness
“can’t two guys sleep together without people fujoshing out” DO YOU KNOW WHAT FANDOM YOURE IN??? WAKE UP.
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I do like the idea that stanley would punch the narrator if he ever saw him face to face but I also enjoy the idea that stanley would try to scamper off and hide from the narrator. the narrator tries to say hi and stanley scampers off like a hamster to get back to his office.
I don’t think he’s afraid of the narrator but I do think he would be weirded out by another physical person being around him after having been only around nonphysical entities for a good long while
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Hello, I am Ahmed Halas from the besieged northern Gaza Strip. My family consists of 20 people, most of whom are young children. I ask for your support, donations and participation. I will be grateful to you. My campaign was documented by 90-ghoset.
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Harry single-handedly healing Kim’s inner child juvie one trinket at a time
Little Kim is gonna kill him if he pushes Harry away one more time
@thegrimreaperisanerd
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Something about me is I will always get immediately attached to any character who wears sunglasses all the time. Not even in a “omg pretty” way but simply in a “omg twins” way. If any character wears sunglasss they are mine now <3
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Do you honestly think tcb will reach their goal?
I have to believe that they will but I am fucking stressed and fucking scared
The thing is there’s literally no reason they SHOULDN’T. Yes it’s a bigger goal than they’ve ever had but shipwrecked raised that amount for headless and starkid raised almost double that for returns with a smaller slate of projects. Even in TCB’s own kickstarters they raised 100k for a single staged barebones workshop reading. Yes 200k is a lot of money, but for how much they’re doing with it?? It’s TINY
Two concert screenings, one of them international. A full month international play run. A brand new musical with performances in LA and eventually internationally. A concert performance of a show we’ve never heard live yet. A brand new pilot reading. And multiple performances of a live comedy game show
I do think the niche-ness of the campaign branding means they have to work harder to reach a wider audience, but for people who are already aware of what they’re doing, I don’t understand why it’s not showing in the numbers
Please, if anyone’s on the fence, tell me why and let me convince you why this is worth it
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michael into the 2030s, DECADES later, thinking back on that one time when he was 10 years old and saw a weird creepy endoskeleton that looked like it was about to rip someone's limb off, and proceeded to convince himself it was just imagination or a weird dream:
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