#I'm not a simp okay

[dollya-robinprotector]

Speed-posting all my summer swimsuit art because I can't find better timing and summer is almost over (work still swarming piling and I haven't left my desk for days)

The DoL merch-making is on hold and I'll update them in a few days, also consider international shipping if possible. Cross my fingers because fuck inter ship fee.

I apologize for the lack of content, but I can't handle anything more now. Commissions will still be updated by mail and I'll occasionally post pre-made fanarts or doodles, I can only answer ask about work or merch-related if you have any, for now. Also, DO NOT BE ALERT IF YOU SEE ANY WEIRD RANDOM VENT POST, I promise I only need to yeet things out of my system sometimes, I's always delete them soon. This blog is my only safe place left I need that.

[lizzy019]

Me when any CoD man is either super cool or super silly and all I wanna do is feed them and pamper them and give them the nicest blowjob they've ever had so that I can be the light of their life... also because I need money and these fucking military jobs give sergeants and higher the best paycheques:

[dootznbootz]

Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.

And Odysseus listens.

And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.

How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.

[ruelin024]

as a simp, I humbly request nightmare in your style (only if your comfortable) because damn your art is good.

@superbfirnacho My fellow certified simp, I've received your humble request. Now I shall serve you some drawings of Grandpapi Goopy Nootnoot. 🤭

*cough-cough* I dunno what art style I have, I'm inconsistent.

(There's also a suggestive one in there, yeah. (¬‿¬)

I also make drawing for your Main OC, Ivy. ヾ(•ω•`)o ✨💕

[tiddie-taylor]

Why do most ppl outside of this fandom treat the emotions like they're just some objects??? 💀 Like they are CHARACTERS with PERSONALITIES and so much more idk how ppl completely missed that part

[um-weird-flex-but-ok]

If they didn't want me to become obsessed with Aegon then they shouldn't have made him greasy and pathetic

“but he does so many awful things—” his victims are fictional and I lack self-preservation instincts, try again

[another-kshit-blog]

So anyway, this might be the worst official manga Sebastian I've ever seen.

[just-another-siimp]

Lets get this Bread. 141 x Platonic!Reader

This is inspired by my sudden urge to make, proof and bake bread 2 hours before my shift started. It's short and rushed but any reblogs are appreciated <3 Warnings: Bread.. so much bread. Reader is stressed which is stressing the boys out. Lets pretend the base has an oven.

It starts out small, one or two loaves of bread made at the beginning of the week. The smell of fresh bread even coaxing Price out of his office, a rare sight with the amount of paper work he had to do.

Normally within 20 minutes of the bread being out of the oven everyone's visited the kitchen to grab themselves a slice, you swear you see Ghost drooling as the butter melts over the warm bread.

A loaf never lasts long with him and Johnny around.

Gaz likes his with raspberry jam

Price is an old man and puts marmalade on it, you've started calling him paddington bear as a result. He hates it.

Laswell gets her own loaf to take home to her wife.

It's not an issue until Soap catches you elbow deep in bread dough, flour on your cheek and nose. He laughs at you, makes you tea and wait until it's gone through its first proof before going to bed.

The next time you're caught in the early hours of the morning it's Price, unimpressed by your sleeping form slumped over the kitchen counter especially with the loaf steadily rising in the oven.

That was when they started noticing you were baking instead of sleeping, purposely keeping yourself up. With 5 loaves in the pantry something had to be done.

Ghost caught you creeping into the kitchen one night, instead of baking he took you back to bed and stayed til you fell asleep.

Gaz offers to watch a movie with you before he goes to bed, makes you tea and brings snacks. He never complains when you doze off on his shoulder.

Johnny is a trouble maker, he always enables you. He helps you make 4 loaves of bread in one night, then he makes you spar the next morning. Your arms have regrets.

[beanghostprincess]

If you were a girl he wouldn't even look at you

[spaciebabie]

sometimes when I have a moment ta think ta myself I step back and really reflect on how out of all the characters I've simped for, springtrap has been the longest lasting. and for what reason. why did my brain pick that guy. you know. the rotting corpse inside of a moldy bunny suit. that's the guy we wanna be insane over? okay.

[lem0nn-juice]

Too silly for his own good

[harmonysanreads]

SHDJDJF THE SYLUS OBSESSION IS REAL I DONT EVEN PLAY THE GAME BUT IVE WATCHED EVERY LIKE CUTSCENE HES SO FINE AAAAH

After extensive discussions (arguments) with others, I'm convinced that the majority of the reasoning of my Sylus hyperfixation is because he looks like Corrupted!Alhaitham 😭

[gummy-axolotl]

oh no he's hot

@an-albino-pinetree @the-circus-ctrl-key

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

YOU'RE GREAT

what about Error but with vitiligo?

-anon

right away boss >;Dc <333

[xxinkyshadowxx]

Hey can adults stop fucking shipping themselves with Kieran? he's like 15 at absolute most and the game makes it super clear that he's under 18

[carnelianwings]

Since I'm not sure if I'll ever get the chance to properly touch on this in a fic because it's more character analysis than something I can properly include in dialogue/exposition without it being very awkwardly out of place and telling not showing, I figured I'd just dump it here. It's something I think about a lot whenever I write for post-Seed Destiny Athrun in a fic, because in so many ways, this is actually something of a non-magical "Ideal (Fake) Reality" situation that Durandal very nearly succeeded in pulling off, but ultimately failed at because Durandal overplayed his hand and underestimated Athrun's loyalty to his friends Kira, who was pulling triple duty opposing Athrun because Kira himself didn't agree with what Athrun was doing, protecting Cagalli, and supporting Cagalli at a time when she was powerless.

It's a trope I very much love in magical/sci-fi settings because it says a lot about the character and the lengths they'll go to get what they want (the willingness and determination to take the longer, harder path to make the dream reality vs the instant gratification option even if it's fake), and also just gives me so much to work with when I write when it comes to character motivation/dialogue/actions.

I feel like a lot of this gets missed in all the memes that he's (somewhat deservedly) suddenly a part of after Seed Freedom, because while Seed Freedom Athrun is very self-assured and confident in his course of action, he definitely took a long hard road (with more downs than ups, in my opinion) between Seed and Seed Destiny to get there.

(Rest behind the cut because there's a reason Athrun Zala is my favorite Seed character, and not just because he's got a lovely voice - thank you Ishida-san for that - and is easy on the eyes.)

When Athrun re-enlists in ZAFT and "continues" his life again as himself, he's given a choice thanks to Durandal's string-pulling: Resume the life that was planned for him by his parents and PLANT (his "destined" life, if you will), or find his way back to the life that he's chosen for himself (with Cagalli and Orb).

If he chose his "old" life, he would've had it all - the glory of being a decorated war veteran, a post as a FAITH member (resuming the role he'd previously gotten thanks to his father), a "Lacus Clyne" for his fiance, and the honor of being the pilot of the Legend (while being something of a "legend" himself). Durandal saw to it Athrun would've seamlessly resumed that life to all external appearances, even if it would've been an absolute sham behind closed doors. Athrun might be a decorated war veteran, but that came with a lot of trauma and grief - trauma from having to fight and kill at such a young age, grief at being the one to survive when those he'd called friends die around him, plus all the unresolved emotional turmoil and grief of having never been able to properly resolve things with his father and his genocidal ideals (because Patrick Zala, too, was a man who never got over his grief at losing Lenore during the Bloody Valentine Incident, and only became the way he did because of that). He might've had a highly coveted position within FAITH, but that power would ultimately be in service to Durandal (a head of state Athrun alternates between wanting to agree with and being directly at odds against). Durandal needed more capable "Yes men" ace pilots like Shinn Asuka to spread and enforce his plans, not people capable of thinking for themselves like Athrun (at least, Athrun got there after Operation Angel Down). The "Lacus Clyne", is, of course, Meer under the best cosmetic surgery money could buy, but she is nothing like Lacus Athrun knows and cares for as a friend and whose cause he had once lent his power to (and would again at the end of the Second War).

And the Legend? It might fit Athrun in name only (in the sense that he's the "legendary pilot who helped end the first Earth-PLANT War) but the entire suit (even if it had an updated OS for the DRAGOON system) doesn't even play to Athrun's core strengths as a pilot. It's almost comedic how Durandal didn't even bother tailoring the Legend to Athrun - the Saviour is more Athrun's style both as a spiritual successor to the Aegis and weapons load out, yet it's coincidental that it would end up in Athrun's hands. There's no way Durandal could've known and planned for the Saviour to go to Athrun, but Durandal arguably had that time with the Legend. In the episode where both the Destiny and Legend are revealed, Durandal made a point of telling Shinn the Destiny was fine tuned to him, but neglects to tell Athrun much about the Legend beyond the DRAGOON system and the updated OS for it (the closest Athrun arguably ever came to a DRAGOON system was flying right past Kira and Rau's duel in front of Genesis at the end of Seed).

On the flip side of that, there's the life Athrun had chosen for himself after the first Earth-PLANT War. It's not an ideal life, not by any means - the fact he's essentially a powerless civilian with no means to reach for his ultimate goal chafes him to no end, especially when there's the ever-looming threat of Cagalli getting taken away from him due to circumstances neither of them want nor are able to deal with. Cagalli can't get out of the arranged marriage, Athrun as "Alex Dino" has no claim to power and as "Athrun Zala" would only invite larger scale international problems - even if Athrun himself has no political ties to PLANT, his family name says plenty. Athrun is patient, yes, but even his patience has a limit, and seemingly losing Cagalli to someone he doesn't respect and she doesn't love (in a reversal of Athrun's situation with Lacus and Kira) pushes him to action out of desperation. And while it puts him at odds with Kira and Cagalli (including lashing out at both of them when Cagalli finally breaks down and gives in and gets coerced into going through with the arranged marriage), it does also get him to realize that he's not the same person he was before the war - he's no longer capable of living that same life he had before, where he would fight where his country tells him because that's the fastest way to end the war. The easy (destined, if you will) option is no longer an acceptable choice for him, because it's not the one that ultimately leaves him fulfilled and truly happy with the one he loves in the end.

And it's this that ultimately brings him back to Cagalli and the (Infinite) Justice, metaphorically reclaiming his sense of justice (ha ha). He's always going to be looking for a cause to serve, and a just cause by his own terms, because he's dedicated far too much of his life serving in the military to just stop doing that and he's spent too much time around Lacus to just mindlessly follow whatever the higher ups say, anymore. So this leaves the only way forward: serve under a head of state whose ideals he can agree with, with the freedom of choice to act according to his own sense of justice, and to that end, there's only one choice for him - return to Orb and Cagalli.