#IT COLD!

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[stealingpotatoes]

cat summer begins the literal millisecond they see one (1) spot of sun

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[mearchy]

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

person trying to get out of a timeloop but they keep getting brutally murdered by the other person stuck in the timeloop, who is having the most amazing vacation of their life and refuses to leave

[pansylair]

Little begging dogfish!

Took some inspiration from spotted seabass for this one. sold! 🐟💙

[astronomalyy]

parenting

[fly-chicken]

A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU

***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***

Blacked out part is my name.

I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too

AND

I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.

And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.

A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am

[anasabdin]

very hard to do

7 colors 40 frames

[pollen]

you should really get comfortable believing in love and magic and whimsy or you’ll continue to live a half-life for the rest of the time you have on earth

[melomancy]

the ellipsis is the most powerful of all the punctuation…so versatile…i’m pondering…i’m omitting…i’m implying…i’m trailing off…

[mysillycomics]

[soapcloth]

CW: 18+ MDNI, neighbour!price x reader - dividers -> @/cafekitsune

You find out John Price doesn’t play around when it comes to catching up on sleep while he’s on leave.

Struggling to bring in a heavy package one morning, you’re startled by your neighbour emerging from his unit huffing and puffing tiredly about noise in nothing but a simple pair of low hanging pyjama bottoms.

You’re concerned you’re going to get an earful when he wordlessly hoists the box up, uncaring about the way it tugs at his waistband to expose a dusting of hair and noticeable veins. Leaving your delivery just inside your door, he turns to look at you through squinted eyes, and your cheeks heat up when you realize you’ve been caught watching it bob under the loose fabric.

In your defence, he cuts quite the hypnotic figure from the side.

“Thank you, John-“ you try- only to be interrupted by a thick arm hooking around your neck; the other reaching behind him to close your door with just a tad too much force. His free hand lowers to scratch at his belly, prompting a loud yawn as a thick palm dips lower, giving himself a little squeeze. With a content hum rolling around in his chest, he pulls you into his apartment.

“Too early.” He grumbles as he flops onto his well-worn couch, half asleep and tugging you with him. Like a strangler fig, he rolls onto his side and cages you against the cushions, his legs tangling around yours and his cock unmistakably fattening against your belly.

[leahberman]

february; sequoia national forest, california

instagram - twitter - website

[iwaaizoomies]

de-stressing (free-use? implied marathon sex, housewife reader)

nanami kento is a hard-working man. he leaves his wife early in the morning and comes home late at night, drained and exhausted.

so when he steps back into your home once again, it’s your job to make him feel better. you’ll greet him at the door with kisses to the face, and take his heavy briefcase before undoing his tie. then he’ll look at you with this look in his eyes. this look that tells you: thank you, i’ll take my reward.

before you can fully unclasp his suit, his lips are already upon yours. warm, gentle, firm. you realise that he didn’t need help taking off his clothes at all when he sheds them before you can blink.

then he’s pushing you against the kitchen counter, where the dinner you prepared lays ready, he’s careful to not knock it over when he bends you over the table. the countertop is cold against your tummy —when the hell did he rip off your shirt— he’s in such a hurry that he only pushes your slicked panties to the side, “sorry baby, i would’ve prepped you but i’ve been thinking about this pussy nonstop at work,” you hear the sounds of his belt clinking, and then you feel it— he’s pushing his tip inside, slowly at first, then his hips buck until he’s in you all at once, “and it was driving me nuts.”

while nanami kento is a gentle husband, his hips are sporadic and harsh, taking all his anger harboured at work out on your poor pussy. clenching, twitching, leaking until he rubs circles on your clit, then you’re squirting. “don’t run away baby,” he encloses your body with his weight, so all you can do is whine and take it.

it’s a friday, your precious husband has tomorrow off-work. he’ll make up for lost time in the week by burying himself in your pussy until you’re leaking and spent, until he’s milked dry.