#ITS BEEN EIGHTY FOUR YEARS

[nicolos]

A message from the set of The Old Guard.

[action-not-despair]

MILO MENTIONNN

[shentheauthor]

[titobarkvillier]

remember when oliver wahlstrom was on the new york islanders

[orowyrm]

I know you don’t play warframe as much anymore but I thought you’d want to know they’re finally letting you put the zephyr deluxe suit on drifters when duviri comes out in April!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[sighonaraa]

so remember when i made that post about the 15k mom city fix it fic ft. dead james tartt?

WELP. IT HAPPENED. I WROTE IT.

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

[causally re-opens askbox] ASKBOX BACK OPEN BOOOOIIIS

Quick FYI: this time I'll be deleting more asks that I don't have the time/mental energy to answer. More on that under the cut o7

Types of asks that will be probably be deleted immediately:

walls of text

discourse posts

hc's/ideas i don't like

"can you read/look at my art/writing/hc's/edits-" (again, nothing personal, I'm just not up to giving feedback for other peoples content rn)

requests (not doing requests)

"when will this update/can you update fic/au?" (Blanket statement: i don't know/whenever or if i feel like it.)

ship stuff (taking a break)

salt (trying to move away from that, salty content ain't good for me)

suggestive stuff (ain't my vibe)

asks that are okay: small silly hc's, questions/comments about my content/fics/au's/amvs, good vibes, occasional check-ins and how-you-doing's (try not to do every day tho, it stresses me out to have to answer daily)

If your ask never gets answered or I delete it, please don't take it personally, I'm going through life stuff right now, so I can't answer everything or I'll burn out really fast. I'm gonna have to be picky with what I actually answer o7 I might doodle here and there if I feel it, but definitely won't be doing so for every ask. I appreciate you taking the time to read have a good one <3

[smokestarrules]

I AM HYPED AND TERRIFIED FOR TOMORROW'S WN ANNOUNCEMENT.

Yeah. Unfortunately I won't be able to be online when the timer runs out due to having one more hour of my shift to go through, but I'll be back and screaming when I get home. Depending on the news, I highly doubt I'll be getting to sleep anytime soon tomorrow.

[pareidoliajules]

[fuckedprophet]

me actually writing : yall didnt see shit. look away. be blind. go forth into the dark, lead not by sight but by faith and know it was a dream!

[stilesssolo]

New J Bro album… 👀

Have they announced it?! I saw them post a clip of the song on Joe’s story yesterday but I am at work so I can’t watch the Hollywood Star livestream 😂 regardless I need this album yesterday I’m so excited for it!!

[ninthhousesteel]

is this?? motivation to write ronance angst??

[alwaysthesitter]

HI i just wanna tell you i love you. cannot wait to see you soon and be cute and gay together. and to see you titty-less!!!!! mwah mwah mwah all my kisses for you bestie <3

LESS THAN A MONTH LESS THAN A MONTH. I'm sure I'm going to look like Frankenstein's monster still with all my incisions and bruising and stuff but you know what, whateverrrrrr. I can't wait to be lifeguard Steve and I can't wait to be the James to your Jesse and omg when was the last time we actually attended a con together intentionally? I'm going to cry, scream, and throw up all at once. Hopefully I will be off meds so we can have a celebratory drink.

Also beyotch now that everyone knows you're my bestie since forever, I demand you move all our threads onto Tumblr because Disco can suck a fuck. The end.

[a-thousand-eyes-and-one]

asoiaf characters who could hack it as a starbucks barista:

— jon. runs that shit like the navy. schedules five minute scream-cry sessions for himself in the supply closet but everyone pretends not to notice bc it kinda seems like its working for him. keeps accidentally charming the regulars

— arya. only ever works closing shift bc if you put her on morning/lunch rush she yells at customers. cleans like a crazy person and leaves the place spotless. WILL put a nick in your car’s tire valve with a box opener if you make her count the till

— loras. makes GREAT coffee and can smooth things over with irate middle aged women very easily. however if ur gay avoid his location bc he cannot stop himself from being catty its in his BLOOD. also:

— dany. hits her (painstakingly decorated) dab pen in her car before work so she’s very zen. however she Is the coworker you sic on asshole customers bc she’s very good at making them feel stupid and also never caves and gives out free drinks

asoiaf characters who could NOT hack it as a starbucks barista:

— sansa. is the aforementioned caver. always turning up the heat because she’s cold even though literally everyone else is sweating like pigs. stayed on a couple months because it turns out mean customers calm down when she starts to cry #prettygirlhack but eventually quits because she hates cleaning the bathroom

— theon. uniquely bad at his job. writes his number on every other cup he hands out even to people wearing wedding bands or ACTIVELY WITH THEIR PARTNER IN THE STORE (has been beaten up like four times doing this). never ties off the garbage correctly. uses too much water when he mops and has slipped in it and twisted his ankle multiple times. is a soundcloud rapper and is always trying to get the manager to play his music in the store

— robb. nobody wants to fire him because hes genuinely a great guy but he takes eighty million years to make one drink and he’s always comping shit for his girlfriend who comes in all the time

— jojen reed. okay at the job but is always saying ominous shit to customers and is passive aggressive to whoever closed the previous night no matter how good of a job they did. quit because someone else got fired for showing up to work high and he didnt want to be next

[sighonaraa]

woe! birthday month be upon me

[yuwigqi]

It's pretty well known that Cass is the best Hand-to-Hand fighter in the Bats by a large amount. Here's my thoughts

Bruce can beat her around 40% of the time. She's definitely above him, but not by that big of an amount.

The only other people in hand to hand are Dick and Tim.

Dick's wasn't a fluke or using fancy techniques, or anything. Dick is just actually at that level to where its possible for him to win a fight with her, though not often. Remember, Dick started when he was 8. He's been training in hand-to-hand since before Cass was born.

Tim is nowhere near Cass's skill level in hand-to-hand, in fact out of the 5 Robins, he's the weakest fight. But he's clever. Tim prepares, he has more contingencies than Bruce does. So he's been studying Cass's fighting religiously as well as Shiva, the only person Cass feels is better at Hand to Hand than her. Through rigorous and meticulous planning 25 steps ahead, he's able to knock her down. But it was one time, and Tim estimates the chances of it happening a second time at below one in four-hundred and eighty-three million.

But. That doesn't mean the others haven't beaten Cass at other types of sparring. Cass literally never worked with any gadgets until joining the Batfam, and doesn't use them anywhere near as much. So even though her hand-to-hand is say, miles above Damian, Steph, or Kate: they're able to win sparring matches about half the time whenever gadgets are involved.

Duke's powers can get him lucky against Cass, but the sheer difference in experience and skill makes that pretty rare. But Cass is watching him. She thinks in about five years, with effort, she won't be able to beat him at all.

Jason and Cass choose not to spar with gadgets in general, because its complete luck. His best trigger finger in the world alongside her best fighting, it really just depends on if he hits her with the first blank or not.