#JOKE POST

[pikabysss]

I'm spending too much time inside and it's sunny outside.

Random person: Hey! You should go outside! It'd do you good. You'll touch grass and take some sunlight and fresh air.

Me: Okay

I can't stand the heat, and that's one of the many reasons why I'm so scared by climate change. If the temperature is at least 30°C, I melt.

(And yes, I only animated that for the joke. I barely know how to animate. I did this a little under 2 hours. Also, metal slimes and their cousins are amongst my favourite Dragon Quest monsters. This clip is a bit a what if they could evolve like Pokémons too now that I think of it.)

[derangedsilly]

My immediate thought to seeing this picture

[temptresstitania]

what do you mean you're not excited for mating press monday?! it's just as fun as forced knotting friday! get with the program, dude.

[fungicidecarhorn64ad]

I don't get conservatives I'd love for a transgirl to shove her agenda down my throat

[homo-beehive]

“why do you assume this character is autistic” because i am autistic. haven’t you heard, any character an autistic person likes gets hit with the Autism Beam

[abbabunn]

I'M SORRY BUT I HAD TO😭

Just thought it would be funny to draw exact opposite to the original lyrics

Inspired by this song if you wonder: Elvis Presley - Devil in disguise

[bettertwin1]

The only reason I have a chasm is cause I have to worry about you bozos 24/7. You just don't get it, Leo. I'm the oldest here. I'm responsible for keeping us safe and making sure we can handle anything that comes our way. Cause If I don't, you could all end up faggots.

[caicie]

Tony: "Kid, where's my tequila?"

Peter: "Uh. I don't. I don't know, Mr Stark."

Tony: "…okay, I really didn't think I'd have to be the one to have this talk with you but I think you need to hear it. Look, kid, I've been where you are. You're trying to be cool, maybe getting mixed up in some things you know aren't right-"

Peter: "THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED."

Tony: "Pete, there's no need to be embarrassed. God knows I'm not in a place to judge you but I want you to have a better life than I did. Making good decisions as a teenager. Maybe. Maybe I should call May. She'd probably be better at this."

Peter: "Don’t call Aunt May! Look I didn't. I didn't drink your tequila, okay?"

Tony: "Oh really? You just took my tequila, didn't drink it and then what? Poured it on- oh my god, Peter tell me you didn't."

Peter: "It was a light stabbing! It works in the movies!"

Tony: "A light stabb- YOU GOT STABBED!?”

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

To non-horror fans, the 80% that Saw X has on Rotten Tomatoes probably means it’s mid.

To horror fans/Saw fans, that 80% might as well be the rare 100% Rotten Tomatoes score that appears once in a blue moon.

[imactuallyreallycool]

Art

[agdreamtale]

IS THE TALON/ HARBINGER OF DEATH THING REFERENCING REAPER? IDFK

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[am-i-the-asshole-official]

aita for

[goobersplat]

💜 Give them the love they deserve 💜

Thought of this idea while looking at Ditto plush, I love that they’re such a simple shape but they all look different.

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6

[yes-these-obsessions-are-healthy]

[pantamonte]

If you think zenith martlet is hard try battling this guy.... Worst mistake of my life.

[cookthepenguin]