#KON AND CASSIE

[litta-jpg]

missed drawing yj so muchhh

[nerdpoe]

It's Danny's first time doing his taxes, and he's reaching out to an online friend to help him. This is how he discovers that as far as the rest of the world is concerned, Amity Park is a barely contained zombie outbreak.

He'd made an online friend, Bart, and they played video games a lot.

Danny's fulltime job is inventing alongside his parents, and as that makes him self-employed (he doesn't work for his parents just next to them), this makes his taxes a little...scary. And it's his first tax season.

He reaches out to Bart, and asks if he knows anyone who files as self employed and if they'd be able to give him some guidance.

He can't ask his parents because, apparently, they've just been throwing random numbers on the papers and have no interest in actually doing them. Danny would like to do this properly.

Also he would like to know how his parents haven't been arrested? Questions for later.

So he shoots a message to Bart, who's apparently in the middle of some sort of sleepover with all of his old friends. Bart assures him that it's fine, and they'll all pitch in to help.

They just need to know his city and state so that the nerd of the group, some guy named Tim, can look up local state and city tax law.

When he tells them he's from Amity Park, there's no response for a good ten minutes.

What follows is a barely legible request for a phone number to call, and a group of people on the other side shouting and asking how he's avoided dying in the hellscape zombie apocalypse that is Amity Park.

Danny has no idea what the other shit means, but he's not about to dodge a chance to make a dead joke when he has one.

"I mean. If you wanna get technical, I didn't. Is...that something that'll effect my taxes?"

OR: The GIW has been lying to keep the Justice League and Justice League Dark out of Amity Park by declaring it a Disaster Zone, stating that not only is there massive pollutants in the air and soil, but that the undead run rampant and are barely contained. The wording they use, however, is a little weird upon closer inspection. It never specifies zombie, and it never says what pollutants. Danny's not super interested about that, though; he just wants to pay his taxes so that the IRS doesn't kill him in his sleep.

[deyageka]

Guys… pls… we’re in the middle of a mission

[abisalli]

can we see Bart boop the rest of yj just rapid fire baps?

boopsyouboopsyouboopsyouboopsyouboopsyou

[ditzybat]

tim: wish i could go guys, but im on the no-fly list

cassie: what?? why?

tim: probs because of that time i broke into the pentagon for sillies

kon: YOU DID WHAT?!

tim: that or the war crimes i committed in the middle east and europe, idk pick one

bart: that checks lol

[ashoss]

long time no timkon

based on this post and the original video is by jake webber called "target shopping with my ex" :D

[vodrae]

Tim: Send dudes

Cassie: You mean nudes ?

Tim: No dudes im in a fight

Tim: Send dudes

Bart: OMW TIMMY

Tim: Send dudes

Kon: You mean nudes ? *Photo attached*

Tim: Damn drop the core routine

Also

I NEED HELP ASAP

[batcavescolony]

A new reason for why Young Justice is all 17 and not aging. They started a Dionysus-style cult centered around Cassie to see if they could make her into a Goddess, and it worked. In return, she made them all her immortal companions'.

[stolos]

More fake screenshots! These are really fun to make.

[arrythmicdisaster]

we deserve to see them again all together. they’re literally pivotal…. love them too much

[clambuoyance]

[DC] say cheese 📸!

My original bday post + action pose art! And some bonus sketch comms :)

[xlandloud]

the kiddos

[litta-jpg]

core four political compass based on this post by @aliteralchicken. op is asking the right questions

[abisalli]

social media shenanigans with young justice

social media AU part 6

[deyageka]

Doods

+ Greta and Bart as Wanda and Pietro

[dopingues]

I miss them, my kids