#King of Cocaine

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Pablo Escobar, known as the "King of Cocaine,"  taking a photo in front of the whites house with his son, while he was wanted

[third-king-of-salmonids]

WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: animal

[iamthemaestro]

what is it about the secret history that makes you unable to do or consume or think about anything that’s not the secret history. you would think it would wear off after reading it four times but it doesn’t. I need to eat it or something. they put drugs in that book I think

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Cat King, Monty, Simon *likes Edwin*

Edwin:

Edwin: But Charles....

Charles: But Crystal....

Crystal: But Niko....

Niko:

Niko: But Edwin x all the boys, and me x Crystal?

Everyone *thinks*

Everyone: Yeah :]

[sacredhyacinth]

the secret history fanart because I read my favorite papenathy fanfic again

link

[judypooveysgf]

Fuck being in the classics group. I want to be Judy Pooveys best friend. Shes all i need in life atp

[madame-helen]

[bluejay757]

Fionna and Cake spoilers

Have you heard of the experiment with the rats in cage with cocaine water? To sum things up if you put a rat in a cage with two water bottles, one normal and one laced with cocaine, the rats will always choose the cocaine water, and eventually die. Unless you put them in a much larger cage, with lots of toys and snacks and other rats, then they almost never use the cocaine water. The point is if they have enriching things in their life they don't feel the need to use elicit substances that harm them. Because they had nothing better to do before than self harm.

That is Simon Petrikov. He is a rat in a cage in desperate need for a little wheel to run on and another little rat friend.

[rickybaby]

"It's just nice to be back on track. The morning, we started as a team on the front foot and in the afternoon, yeah, others most probably found a bit more. I think we're still within a shot of Q3 tomorrow [...] A little of work to do tonight, but nothing too crazy. [...] I think we'll be ok (about race pace). Let's qualify in the top 10 and it'll be easier from there."

[chewingonsneakers]

in honor of nothing, here is a short list of things i’ve done since first reading the All For The Game series years ago:

- started a video call with one person that lasted ten straight hours where i just talked abt the plot and character backstories of aftg. without running out of things to say.

- dressed up in a full suit to rehearse the riko roast scene as neil, a couple of close friends as jean and riko. for an audience of no one plus a dog

- begun writing my middle name every where i can because it lights me up with joy and happiness when i see one of my favorite character’s first names in between my own first and last

- gotten super into lacrosse games on tv where i cheer for specific teams and players that i associate in my brain to aftg’s corrospondants

- seriously considered buying a custom USC jersey with the name “Knox” on the back

- became generally worse

- created a small neil josten shrine on my dresser

- purchased black wrist to forearm armbands for staying inside when i want to wear black and feel like andrew minyard

- lived almost every single second of my life since then halfway in a different mindset. i will be getting a glass of water and be thinkin like “hey so actually i am aaron minyard drinking a glass of water in columbia.” it’s just me going about my mundane every day life but in my head in the headspace as different aftg characters. it’s unhealthy

[paradox-n-bedrock]

the more i watch Elsbeth, the more i dream of an Elsbeth Tascioni/Kalinda Sharma queer buddy cop-style dramedy

[catwouthats]

Occasionally have been seeing some people say that they actually did not like the Deadpool and Wolverine movie whatsoever and honestly I understand.

I feel like the movie is Nacho Cheese flavored Doritos with crack cocaine sprinkled on top served at a “strip club” (someone’s basement where it is the stripper version of an open mic, and they are dancing around those support beams like polls).

It’s really fucking out there and most people will only like parts of it, but hate the rest.

Some won’t like any of this and be confused as to why we love this shit show.

[scavengedluxury]

Burger King staff:

[ahagisborn]

So if you’re like me, you watched the descent (2005) and thought “caves sure are scary!” and then years and years later you happened upon the descent by Jeff long (1999) and thought “that sure is a big book to say that caves are scary!” and then realized oh no no. this is something Else.

This book has EVERYTHING. Geopolitics, the horrors of war, anti-capitalism, a billionaire former presidential candidate who believes the election was stolen from him and is now trying to take over and colonize the cave systems under the Pacific Ocean, mythbusting the shroud of Turin, a ragtag group of scientists and jesuits who believe in the literal historical satan and want to go down there and shake his hand, the president of the United States saying this

and then a single page of gut wrenching yaoi featuring a man who was kept as a slave by the creatures who inhabit the subterranean tunnels under the entire earth and the army ranger who pulled him out of possibly literal hell:

[valengory1234]

I think sometimes we need to remember a books context