ok, i just need to put out there that this is the first time i've ever written something relatively close to fanfiction, so it's shitty and a little ooc for some of the characters (especially keith ngl). anyways here a small klance oneshot but it's dialogue only!! btw no tw that ik of, but lmk if there's something i should add a tw for! it was written as a school project, so there shouldn't be anything!! enjoy my shit writing, everyone :)
L: “How- how did you find me?”
K: “You’ve got to be kidding me. You’re joking, right?”
L: “Uhhhhh….. yes?”
K: “Oh my God you’re being serious, haha! Wow, I did not take you as the dense type.”
L: “Hey! For your information I am very perceptive when I need to be!”
K: “Yeah our lives are kind of in danger right now? I’d take that as a time where perceptiveness is needed! And you obviously didn’t take that perceptiveness into consideration when you practically announced to the world where you were going due to how loud you ran.”
L: “..Touche.”
K: “Anyways, do you have any information on our enemy?”
L: “All I know is that we’re outnumbered. By, like, a lot. We’re the only ones left.”
K: “...Oh.”
L: “Yeah, how’s that for perceptiveness!?”
K: “Point taken, but this isn’t the time to argue! The enemy could be close and be ready to snipe us, and we can’t afford to lose this war.”
L: “Alright. Do you have a plan?”
K: “Well, you know how I said they could be ready to snipe us at any moment?”
L: “I think I see where you’re going with this, K.”
K: “Thankfully, we have a sharpshooter of our own. The only way we can win at this point is to ambush them. They’ve got 5 people, right? I think I’ll be able to pull off leading them together with some distractions, and once they’re all together, you can pick them off from above.”
L: “This is going to be so fun!”
K: “Remember to stay serious, L… But let’s destroy them.”
H: “Dude, we’ve been walking around for forever and there’s still no sign of anyone. Did we take them all out? I feel like we would have known if we took them all out.”
P: “Yeah, we would have. They’re either really good at this or have no clue what to do, and I’m going with the latter.”
*TING, TING, CLATTER*
H: “What was that? P please, what was that?!”
P: “Calm down!! Finding out where they are is literally our job, H. It sounded like it came from roughly 10 o'clock, but from above due to how long it took to hit the ground. Let’s go back east and tell the others”
A: “H, P! Why are you two over here? I thought your orders from S were to stay separate from the group.”
H: “Yeah, well we know where the enemy is and it's literally on the complete other side, soooooo yeah.”
P: “One of them dropped something, and I thought I heard someone quietly curse under their breath, so they’re def disorganized. ”
C: “Awesome, S isn’t terribly far away so we should regroup and come up with a game plan.”
A: “Let’s go then! We must win!”
K: “Beep. They’re heading over to their leader now, L. You in position? Beep.”
L: “Beep. Never been more ready, K. Beep.”
K: “Beep. Alright then, good luck. I’m counting on you. Beep.”
S: “C just filled me in, great job on finding their location H and P.”
A: “P said that what they dropped sounded like it came from above, so we should ambush from behind and on the same level, instead of from underneath.”
C: “Sounds reasonable enough to me, does anyone have anything else to add?”
H: “Nope!”
P: “Nothing here, let go get th-”
*PEW PEW PEW*
S: “What?! They’re behind us? Everyone, ready you-”
*PEW PEW*
S: “....”
A: “....”
C: “....”
P: “....”
H: “....”
Comms: “TEAM RED HAS WON THIS ROUND OF LASER TAG. PLEASE EXIT THROUGH THE WEST DOOR AND DROP OFF YOUR GUNS AND GEAR AT THE PREP ROOM. WE HOPE YOU HAD FUN PLAYING THIS LAST ROUND OF LASER TAG.”
L: “Woooo Hoooooo!!! K, Did you see that?! I totally had them!”
K: “Yes! Great job, L! I knew you could do it.”
P: “Are they….. Actually getting along? I thought for sure their arguing would be their downfall.”
S: “Well, we’ve just got to not underestimate them anymore. Good game guys, you proved us wrong.”
A: “.... Yet again.”
K: “Don’t forget about the bet, guys!”
L: “YES! Free lunch, I can’t wait to meet you!”
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KLANCE HEADCANONS
(My friend yelled at for making this instead of studying)
They play tag around the castle. It’s not even a cute silly game like they murderously chase each other through the halls like their life depends on it. It’s more exhausting than training.
Keith is such a lowkey/casual romantic. Like when Lance initiates things he’ll just be like 🧍like:
Lance: kisses him on the cheek. Keith: 👍
BUT BUT BUT he’ll be so good at initiating things back that have Lance like sgkdhekdvdkfn. Like he’ll fix Lances hair and sling an arm around his waist and Lance is like
WHY IS THE EMOJI SO BIG DJEVEKFCDJ anyways
Lance is hundred percent the guy to scream “that’s my boyfriend!!” Whenever Keith does Any accomplishments
They are so bad at sharing a bed like cuddling will be cute until they’re actually asleep and then there’s just kicking in their sleep or someone lands on top of the other or whatever
Keith picks up lingo from Lance. Like catch Keith in his sassy era
As loud as Lance is, he’s observant. He’ll notice when Keith hadn’t eaten or slept too much or if his head isn’t in the game. He won’t even say anything, he’ll just do something that slightly makes it better
Keith doesn’t snack a lot but Lance does so he carries snacks for him
Lance helped Keith aim a gun and obviously did the whole standing behind u really close while holding you thing and Keith lost his shit.
He did the same back to Lance and Lance almost impaled him with a sword
Lance makes Keith waltz with him when they’re alone and there’s no fighting. Just them alone in the castle dancing. Lance is not a very good waltzer. Keith is even worse.
They try new hobbies together.
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Hi! Do you have any post-game show recs where the team and especially Lance deal with the fallout of GWS?
oh boyy that episode. theres definitely some of those - k
Take My Name Out Of Your Mouth (You Don't Deserve To Mourn) by negativefouriq (1/1 | 1,739 | Teen and Up)
Lance’s hands shake on Red’s controls. All of him shakes, really, trembling like the last dead leaf on a barren tree.
I just don’t want to be stuck here for eternity with Lance.
As if he’s miles underwater, he hears the rest of the team chatter excitedly about the games they played. The drama, the excitement.
He hears them talk about the test.
He hears Coran say Bob is a god.
Mostly, though, he hears his blood rushing through his ears, and Keith’s words repeating over and over in his head. Again and again.
I just don’t want to be stuck here for eternity with Lance.
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OR: There are consequences to the playout of Bob's gameshow.
Tick tock, the time is ticking away by Naja_is_stitch (2/2 | 7,335 | Teen and Up)
Lance doesn't give the others a chance to vote. He votes on them all, practically begging Bob to get them out so they can save the universe. – "The universe needs all four of them to be save, how could I ever choose one of them" Lance said with tears going down his cheeks. "I'm the only one the universe could live without" – Langst, klance, and the feud episode, have fun!
First Choice by CorporisAuratus (1/1 | 1,672 | Teen and Up)
The paladins have to choose who gets to leave Garfle Warfle Snick. Lance has a realization about his friends. Keith deals with his feelings.
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I didn't know I was starving until I tasted you - orphan_account
Word Count: 5, 131
Summary: “Say whatever you gotta say to make yourself feel better,” Keith takes a deep breath and almost shouts the last part of his sentence, “after getting us stuck on the other side of a wormhole.”
“I’ll stick you in a wormhole.” Lance says, crossing his arms, pouting slightly, and looking every bit like the petulant child he acts like. "
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(or: Lance and Keith get stranded on an unknown planet and have hate sex that isn't really hate sex because they're secretly in love)
Rating: R
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part 5 (soz im posting out of order).
A/N: im turning all my mini klangsts into a one-shot at the end, so ill let you know when thats out. ;D
Space clubs are amongst some of the more… peculiar things in the cosmos. Firstly, the whole dancing element seems to be lost on the aliens, most of them clinging to the sides of the club. Secondly, the drinks were… strangely addictive. Most forms of alcohol you know would taste bad to throw people off and prevent getting too drunk. But space alcohol, space alcohol tasted good, and got you fucked up real quick.
Unfortunately, Keith got really, REALLY wasted. So wasted that he wasn’t sure where he was going, and blacked out at least thrice. By the halfway point of the so-called ‘party’, he had had enough. So when Allura and Lance made out on the dance floor, well, that didn’t sit too well with him. He thought Lance liked him! He was so sure that he would confess tonight, that he would finally free his brain of these thoughts that had been weighing down on him for months. But maybe nothing ever went his way.
And maybe it was the rejection, maybe it was the alcohol, but…
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