#LETTUCING LETTUCING LETTUCING LETTUCING

[zegalba]

Bed of Lettuce by Paul Octavious

[wrishwrosh]

one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week

[forgottenflickr]

“Lettuce loves technology!” 2006

[intrinsically-disordered-proxein]

we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

[chrysocomae]

[lettucefather]

the apostate of homo am i right guys

[nataliescatorccio]

news from the uk right now is that our new prime minister, who was appointed little over a month ago, is now being asked by her own party to resign after almost crashing the pound and having to do a complete u-turn on her policies.

she's actually had even less time in power (because parliament has to 'respectfully' stop due to the queen dying, cos you know, the country had to come to a complete halt for ten days) and her time in control is being likened to the shelf life of a lettuce. no seriously, there is currently a live stream of 'who will last longer, liz truss or this lettuce?':

[zegalba]

Dodie Thayer: Lettuce Ware (1926)

[mengjue]

Some favs from Twitter for the lettuce victory party

[oracle-fae]

bed of lettuce

[esoanem]

[aroace-menace]

Aphobia is actually so wild though. I’m literally just chilling. Just going about my silly little life. And billions of people decide that my existence challenges their worldview and they’re not okay with that. That’s so funny. We have too much power.

[kropotkindersurprise]

October 20, 2022 - Good news everyone! The lettuce won!