#LOSERS DISNEY TRIP

[whatthefuckisasweep]

someone in the IT discord server im in started talking about eddie and richie going to disney land together . we were like omg eddie probs has never gone before as a kid cuz sonia!!

so obviously, richie will get eddie mickey ears. But which ones is the question?

We decided richie is jasmine, eddie is ariel heheh

Bonus doodle from earlier when richie dadzier was also in the conversation:

[chiimeramanticore]

on the road for like 12 hours today ama

[teapartyprincess4two]

Parenthood- C. Sturniolo

pairing: Mom!reader x Dad!Chris

classification: SFW & NSFW head cannons

inspiration: request

warnings: some 18+ content, use of y/n, established relationship, I didn’t name the children but Chris has 2 sons in this 👍🏻

summary: head cannons of Dad!Chris.

Parenthood- M. Sturniolo (Matt’s Version)

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☆SFW

Fatherhood is something that scared Chris beyond belief, but when you broke the news to him he couldn’t contain his excitement. When your son was born, he fell in love immediately, and you both learned to navigate being parents. Then, when you were blessed with a second son, he was even happier.

☆ Chris cherishes every single memory, he’s really sappy about it all. He has a box full of pictures, baby socks, the wristbands from the hospital, everything.

☆ “Chris, some of this is trash,” you chuckle, filtering through the endless trinkets that all seemed to hold significance to him.

☆ “Our son’s first pair of socks isn’t trash, Y/n!” he snatches the box away from you, carefully placing everything back in.

☆ “Okay, but this dirty napkin?”

☆ “I wiped my tears with that. THANK YOU,” he snatches it from you, his sassy demeanor making you laugh.

☆ Chris loves spoiling his son, whether it be with toys and games, or with summer trips.

☆ He goes all out too, splurging on trips to Disney or to elaborate water parks, making sure to book the hotel and everything.

☆ “Babe, he’s 3. He won’t even remember this,” you chuckle, dragging luggage’s behind you.

☆ “Yes you will. Right, son?” Chris coos, bouncing the baby in his arms and blowing a raspberry into his neck. The baby giggles, the sound being music to Chris’s ears.

☆ The whole week it’s just you and Chris going on all the kiddy rides, snapping pictures of your son, and passing out back at the hotel.

☆ When you find out you’re pregnant with your second son, Chris does everything in his power to make your firstborn’s last months as an only child special.

☆ He takes him to the park, cuddles him to sleep every night, and showers that boy in so much love.

☆ Even though Chris is extremely high energy, being a working dad of two is very tiring.

☆ So, when the kids get older, he starts feeling comfortable taking ‘dad naps’ in random spots around the house.

☆ “Chris, babe, can you help me in here really quick?” you’re balancing a fussy baby on your hip, the other hand stirring whatever’s on the stove.

☆ You peer your head outside to see Chris knocked out on the hanging lounge chair. His chin rests on his chest, mouth open and arms crossed as small snores fall past his lips.

☆ Your oldest son holds a long piece of grass, tickling Chris’s nose with it. Your son whispers eerily,“Wake up daaaad. Wake uppppp.” You can’t help but giggle at the sight.

☆ Chris has successfully managed to cement his legacy as the ‘cool dad,’ or at least he thinks he has.

☆ He loves wearing funky graphic t-shirts when he’s chaperoning the kids, “I was young once too. I was the shit back then, kid.”

☆ Your oldest son just rolls his eyes playfully, but in reality he really looks up to Chris.

☆ Your youngest son loves dressing up like his dad, wearing his oversized t-shirts and beanies so big they fall past his eyes.

☆ “Look mom, I look like daddy!” he exclaims, accidentally tripping on the shirt as he runs towards you.

☆ Other times, Chris will throw on some sunglasses and try acting mysterious.

☆ The mysterious act doesn’t last long though, especially not when your youngest son cuddles up next to him for his afternoon nap or when your oldest starts asking for snack money.

☆ At family parties, Chris goes all out. He’s buying a bouncy house, cooking the burgers, renting an ice cream truck, and inviting all of his family.

☆ He loves playing games with his kids, usually forming teams and challenging them, “Alright me and Matt verses you two. Losers have to jump into the pool with their clothes on.”

☆ “Okay, but uncle Nick has to be on our team,” your oldest replies, fully confident in his ability to win his dad.

☆ Nick is then recruited, and surprisingly isn’t needed because your sons are completely obliterating Chris’s team.

☆ Chris isn’t a sore loser, it’s a trait he never wants to subconsciously pass down to his kids, so he’s jumping into the pool fully clothed as his kids watch in a fit of giggles.

☆ Laundry day is easily Chris’s most hated day, especially with two messy children.

☆ He’ll ‘help’ you fold clothes, which really means that he’s toying with the same shirt and flicking through Netflix.

☆ When the kids are asleep, you and Chris will treat yourself to some takeout because that’s the only time you can order food that the kids don’t usually like.

☆ You two are like little rats, hiding in the pantry munching before the kids hear you and wake up.

☆ One small creak and you’re both frantically hiding the food. “THEY’RE COMING!” he whisper shouts, but when no one opens the door you both fall into a fit of laughter at the dramatics.

☆ As your firstborn son gets older, he starts becoming snappy and somewhat rude, as teenagers often do.

☆ And although Chris doesn’t like reprimanding his kids for the smallest things, he can be stern when it’s necessary.

☆ “Watch your fucking mouth, kid. I don’t want to hear shit like that from you again. Go to bed.” Your son is hanging his head down and trudging to his room.

☆ “Don’t you think you were a little harsh on him?” you whisper, holding onto Chris’s arm gently.

☆ “My kids aren’t gonna be disrespectful, especially not to their momma,” he replies, but when he hears your son sniffling in his room the guilt begins chipping away at him.

☆ It doesn’t take Chris long after that to enter your sons room and engulf him in a hug, scolding him in a much softer manner that informs your son that what he did was still wrong, but also that Chris still loves him.

☆ Baseball, basketball, soccer, lacrosse, hockey, football; your sons are doing it all.

☆ Chris is in the stands, cheering so loud that his voice is hoarse by the end of the game. Even when his kid’s team doesn’t win, he’s still so incredibly proud of their performance.

☆ Chris reps the jerseys, attends the practices, and coaches his sons even when they’re at home, “Widen up your stance then throw!”

☆ Whenever there’s an opportunity to make his boys laugh, Chris is taking it.

☆ He picks them up from school wearing big, fake teeth while playing silly songs on the stereo.

☆ Your sons are never embarrassed, they just hold their sides and laugh uncontrollably, “Dad I’m gonna pee, stop!”

☆ He doesn’t spoil his kids, but he definitely buys them an unnecessary amount of things. It’s mostly harmless stuff like toys, games, and sugary snacks.

☆ “They don’t need any more toys, Chris,” you scold, struggling to make space for all of it.

☆ “We don’t need anything, Y/n,” he replies, his inner child going crazy.

☆NSFW

As parents, it can be hard for you and Chris to make time for each other. Your schedules are packed with school, practices, work, and the few free moments in between are used for household chores. But Chris always makes time for you no matter what.

☆ For the most part, you have to be sneaky. During birthday parties or family events, you take advantage of how distracted your kids are and sneak away into an empty room like teenagers.

☆ Your adrenaline is pumping, clumsy fingers undoing his belt as he kisses you feverishly.

☆ “We have to be quick,” you whisper, watching hungrily as he lines himself up with your entrance.

☆ He doesn’t respond, knees wobbling and his animalistic grunts filling the room as he pumps into you quickly.

☆ Chris doesn’t last long, which is slightly embarrassing, but the times you guys have sex are so few and far between that you can’t blame him.

☆ “Sorry,” he whimpers, pulling out and collapsing next to you. “Don’t be sorry,” you smirk, straddling his hips and getting yourself off as he becomes an overstimulated mess.

☆ On date night Chris books a night at a nearby hotel, dropping the kids off with his parents and telling you to get all dolled up.

☆ He dresses up too, meeting you at the hotel bar and flirting with you like it’s his first time meeting you.

☆ “Hey beautiful, come around here often?”

☆ You play along, the butterflies swarming in your stomach despite sharing an entire life with this man, “I do. Never seen a man as handsome as you here before, though.”

☆ A few champagne glasses later, you’re both giddily walking back to the hotel room and making love under the soft lamp light.

☆ Some random mornings, he wakes up fully bricked and no matter how hard he tries to will the erection away it just won’t subside.

☆ “Y/n, baby, are you awake?” he murmurs, pressing soft, sloppy kisses on your exposed shoulders.

☆ You stir awake, a soft yawn escaping your lips as you reply, “I’m awake.”

☆ He pulls you in closer, his erection pressing against the back of your thigh.

☆ “Need some help there?” you chuckle, immediately understanding his intentions. He hums in response, letting you take over as he watches in a lazy haze.

☆ “So beautiful,” he moans, hands caressing and massaging every inch of your body. You can’t help but blush, hiding yourself in the crook of his neck.

☆ “Look at me,” he instructs, he doesn’t want to miss out on a single thing.

☆ “I’m the luckiest guy in the world,” his lips are latched to yours, an overwhelming feeling of love overtaking him as he blows his load inside of you.

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MASTERLIST

A/n: meow 😋 dad Chris anyone? 🎤

- L.A.M.B👼🏻💗

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[adrian-sheppy]

RUNS IN HERE AT FULL SPEED AND TRIPS OVER A BEAST

HI EXPLODES I LOVE YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE THANG CAN WE GET HEADCANONS ABOUT THE SHEPHARDS? CURIOSITY,,,,

THAJNK U!!!! :DDDDD ues lets talk about the shephards (not mitchell or moint pan rhey aren't included...) ((is moint pan even a shephard??)) a few hcs n stuff under mread more! :3

ALL of the shephards love creatures, something they all can bond over. Unlike the Freemen who can get pretty divisive, these Shephards actually get along pretty okay! And they all like og Freeman.

OG Shephard (he/they) is a thrill-seeker. Quiet, kind, and observant. Not the brightest bulb, joined the military bc he's shit at school (and for funsies). Friends with Tommy & John Freeman. Passionate about animal care and mechanics. Sticks to taking orders, only really stands his ground when they're fed up/annoyed. Casual gamer, good at flappy bird. nerf darts are scattered around his living place. he likes to stay busy with tasks.

Mindrian (he/him) is a disney princess. He's also a theater kid and took improv classes (he says "yes, and..."). Jocky nerd. God's nappiest soldier, he loves naps. Friends with Barmey, Martini, & Benrey. Awkward in large groups but knows how to enthrall small DnD parties with whimsical tales. Keeps dice on him. Sentimental. Despite how he carries himself, he is a dorky loser (with a semblance of charisma). PC gamer

Slaydrian (she/her) is quiet. She's strong-willed, not afraid of speaking her mind, and does so bluntly. Powerhouse. She's not mean, but comes across as dismissive because of her rbf + harsh way of speaking.  She's only visibly excited when Creatures are involved. Usually hangs out with Corp. She'll garden with them, and loves to take care of animals/insects + research about them. the person who has the wikipedia article for "ants" on their phone

Corporation (they/them) is pretty silly. Something about Corp is really endearing to those around them. Short and chubby. They love to garden, paint, do crafts, and cook! Always busy with something. Hates oil companies to a comical degree. they're very persuasive, despite speaking muffled gibberish. the others suspect them of being an eco-terrorist. Stays mostly with Slaydrian or the other GTE guys, but occasionally hangs out with Freemind & Martini for anarchy reasons.

[tojikai]

who cares about gojo’s feelings at this point he dug his own hole even if they were young parents and he didn’t want a relationship he could have said so he didn’t have to invalidate and gaslight her feelings to protect Naomi’s fuck both of them! Especially in the early chapters the secret Disney land trip WITHOUT MOMS CONSENT she has custody because yui lives with her it was disrespectful and NAOMI should have dropped gojo and spoke up im sick of the shy girl act if you can commit a crime you can speak up on something that is clear wrong, calling her mama without checking if it was ok, gojo is rich as fuck and couldn’t support her financially but will but gucci playpens and dolls made out of 1,000,00 montblac pens 🥱 and not help his baby mama out?? She’s struggling in her bathroom sized apartment with YALL CHILD and you can send child support!? #LOSER #TEAM TOJI And do not get me started on the family photo she was left out in we know their daughter has all of gojos looks and features so with Naomi holding her it’s easy to assume she’s her child UGHH his mom is a wrinkly bitch and gojo can kiss my left cheek Naomi’s a pussy what happen to women supporting women? no story has had me this hooked since dracotok harry potter THREE YEARS AGOOOO you’re such a good writer im sick 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️ basically fuck gojo, his mama aswell, and naomi but i still like gojo more then those other heathens because how can you tell someone to do that to your son it’s sick i hate her and naomi how can you go through with it WTF

my middle names naomi so im irritated whenever I think about it now 😭😭😭

omg wait reading abt the family picture squeezed my heart 😭 and yeah, yui looks SOOOO much like satoru, just imagine if other people saw him, naomi and yui together and they think they're a family and yn finds out omgggg im so hurt😭💔

[weltato]

Ok, here's my PERSONAL ranking of the songs from Nerdy Prudes Must Die - meaning that it's MY OPINION, mkay? (I know the fanbase is really cool and everyone is chill about opinions and that NPMD has the most diverse song opinions, but I just wanted to make it clear)

QUICK DISCLAIMER: the top three keep flip-flopping around in order so much in my head, but they're pretty much always at the top of my list. ALSO, all these songs are amazing, I don't think any of them are bad AT ALL.

Hatchet Town [my beloved]

The Summoning [Lauren OUTDID HERSELF with the choreo man]

Highschool Is Killing Me [Jon & Lauren's voices together are ✨magnificent✨]

Literal Monster [actually so good tho, omg, Kim's vocals? WILL'S VOCALS?? HELLO??]

Bully the Bully [sometimes swaps to 6]

Bury the Bully [sometimes swaps to 5]

If I Loved You [you see how they keep getting close then turning away? d'you see?]

Dirty Girl [genuinely didn't expect to get this one stuck in my head, they sound so good together- BUT PLS DON'T BE THIS GUY HE'S A CREEP EW]

Cool As I Think I Am (Reprise) [I'M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE😭]

Go Go Nighthawks [FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE! N-I-G-H-T *caw caw* -KS! Lauren killing the choreo again!]

Dirty Dudes Must Die [that last line gave me CHILLS- it scratches my brain so nicely and is the ONLY REASON it pips 'NPMD']

Nerdy Prudes Must Die [at first, wasn't a fan because the way the 'NPMD' line was sung was odd to me, same with 'DDMD' tbh, but the rest of the song SLAPS- poor Richie, he sounds so much more confident in the soundtrack when he says he's not a loser :((]

The Best of You [It's so peppy and upbeat and gives MASSIVE Disney pop vibes like this is Victorious or smth, definitely a finale song and SUCH a good fakeout! I actually love this song sm]

Just for Once [Poor Ruth :((( she used to dance y'all- THIS ISN'T A BAD SONG IT'S SO HEARTWARMINGLY HEARTBREAKING AND LAUREN SMASHES IT I JUST HAVE TO HAVE SOME SONGS NEAR THE BOTTOM I'M SORRY T^T]

Cool As I Think I am [the first time we hear that running motif- who's cutting onions in here?]

Putting these in some sort of order is 'ehhh' to me bc they're all on a sliding scale between "this is good!" to "HOLY FUCK THIS IS GOD TIER WTF IS THIS BROADWAY!?"

I saw a comment on quirrelmorts' ranking video that said "Jeff put his whole Blimussy" into this soundtrack and honestly I agree, he absolutely smashed it. Everyone did so well. The acting, the singing, the EVERYTHING was spectacular. Would have loved to have seen it in person, but that would have been a trip across the pond that I can't afford :(

[violetren]

Controversial opinion but, Gabe's level of crappy was well adapted actually.

I think the fact that the maintenance guy felt the need to apologise to Percy because Percy had to go into the house with a freshly annoyed Gabe, and the fact that Percy "my mother is more important than the gods" Jackson was surprised that Gabe has been answering her phone implying that its a breach of privacy and not a thing Sally would normally allow if is she knew, and just a few other things in general do work well as subtext that Gabe can be a lot worse than we got to see of him so its weird for me seeing everyone be like "idk man its probably gonna feel bad when the medusa him like the books, he's just kind sucky."

Like it's a live action disney show made for CHILDREN, there are a lot of things they are never going to get away with showing. Like showy domestic abuse. Violence only flies if its fantastical or if it is in small doses by people in the same peer group, like kids fighting kids, adults fighting adults. There isn't as much wiggle room as in say animation where its easily stylised to be less confronting, or in text where its all theatre of the mind.

Just because a lot of the original fans of the series are adults now doesn't mean the show was made for us, and would go in on those darker themes. It was made because its popular children's franchise that has the potential to get a whole new generation of viewers, they aren't gonna get by today's ethical standards for a children's show by making Show!Gabe more overtly like Percy's descriptions Book!Gabe.

Also do you know what actions we get from like the dozen or so lines we get of Book!Gabe at the start of the story when you strip away Percy's internal monologue about how awful he is? We get an entitled man child who sits on his ass playing poker for most of the scene and cares more about having cash to gamble than Percy or Sally's happiness. A loser who is placated into leaving the scene and becoming irrelevant by being offered food he likes.

So no, we didn't see him asking for Percy's change from the cab fare but we also didn't see Percy get a cab. And no, he didn't make some shitty comment about the money for the trip coming out of Sally's clothes money, but we did get him answering Sally's phone without permission and telling Percy he better take his shoes off in the car implying that Gabe sees his boundaries and belongings as sacred whereas theirs aren't. Gabe was only ever just kind of a pathetic jerk who had to prompt his so called friend twice for the guy to get in on jeering at Percy so honestly it makes sense that a modern version would only play online because he wouldn't have the charisma or attitude to get an in person table.

Book!Gabe only seemed more hardcore because we had Percy's internal monologue adding layers that couldn't have been put into adaptation without adding an extra 10mins of run time or using a voice over technique that wouldn't mesh with the rest of how they have constructed the show and would have come off as cheap. And arguably even with the internal monologue the only reason his death still feels justifiable as an adult is because we've been steeping Percy's (aka the heroic audience surrogate protag that our young minds all latched onto) satisfaction at his death in nostalgia for almost two decades.

So yeah, he seemed pathetic and kinda manageable in the beginning, but the reason abusers can be so prolific is that a lot of the time they do look pathetic, or manageable, or if you're especially unlucky they can even seem charming, and attentive, right up until they aren't.

For the adults and older kids that know the character that means we know what he is under that pathetic facade, for those that don't some red flags were dropped, and for the kids he's just vaguely a jerk compared to Sainted Mother Sally Jackson and that might be enough of a hand wave when they have much cooler fantasy shit and other characters their age to be more busy sympathising with.

Obviously we don't know how things will play out, maybe because they "scaled him back" they'll drop the medusa statue approach. Maybe we'll get flashbacks or conversations about Percy growing up that will show Gabe's more sinister side to justify it happening anyways. Maybe we'll see nothing but when Percy and Sally will arrive home and Gabe will blow up at them for having to sit through the big game alone and without his sandwich completely ignoring that they were missing for over a week beyond how it inconvenience him, and make it a moment of self defence. Maybe it will be played for cheap laughs or a cheaper girl-power™ moment.

My point is for what the show is and who its aimed at, Gabe was an acceptable level of crappy, and its too soon to make a judgement call on whether he deserves his book death since we don't know if they'll have scaled that back to match his new incarnation. It was funny and felt kinda like justice in the books, but it wasn't a major plot point, it was just a loose end being tied up. They could end the season evoking much of the same emotion just by kicking him out of the apartment with nothing but his wrecked car and a sandwich that doesn't even have peppers in it.

[disneyparksattractionstournament]

Losers from Round 1 Disney Parks Attractions Tournament Lightning round 2

Videos and propaganda under the cut!

Seven Dwarfs Mine Train: WDW Magic Kingdom, Shanghai Disneyland 

Studio Backlot Tour: WDW Hollywood Studios (1989-2014)

"I miss it so much. All those movie props and costumes I'll never be able to see in person again. The Harbor Attack special effects were fun to watch, even if neither I nor my family members ever got picked. Seeing a repurposed Catastrophe Canyon in the Disneyland Paris Cars Road Trip was like greeting an old friend."

[okaykawaa]

𝙄’𝙈 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙔𝙊𝙐 - tbp texting fic !

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐬

Sunday 10:24 AM

mintisthebest :

iheartspace : ..WHERE DID YOU GET THAT 😰

acrobat : finney what did we say about the 4’s 💀…

readallaboutit : LMAOO WHAT IS HE DOING

iheartspace : it’s to damn early for this I’m going back to bed 😭

acrobat : goodnight Snooky Wookie bear 😘

iheartspace :

iheartspace : get in to early for this

acrobat : NO.

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐬

1:18 PM

mintisthebest :

mintisthebest : I miss this era sm :(

mintisthebest : Ngl I had a crush on Rory he was cute 🫶🏼

iheartspace : who’s that 💀

readallaboutit : I know you didn’t just say that.

mintisthebest : don’t make me block you 😟

iheartspace : no but fr who are they..

acrobat : that’s two of the cast members of mbav (my babysitters a vampire it’s an old Disney show that was discontinued )

iheartspace : oh

mintisthebest : which is the best show ever twilight cant compare to this 🥰

iheartspace : I’m scared of twilight 🙁

acrobat : loser 💀

iheartspace : STOP IT FR IS ☹️

iheartspace : speaking of movies.. my dad isn’t home so do you guys want to come over ? and watch movies

readallaboutit : sure griffin you coming?

acrobat : do I even have a choice ? 💀

iheartspace : no 🤭

mintisthebest : I’m choosing the movie

readallaboutit : ..who said that 🤨

mintisthebest : me ☺️

readallaboutit : you’re not choosing I am

mintisthebest : if I get there first I’m choosing

readallaboutit :

mintisthebest : NAH WHAT 😟 THAT WAS ON MY MOMS FACEBOOK

acrobat : why do you look like that

mintisthebest : it was Halloween and my mom told me to stay still so she could take a picture 🙁

acrobat : so you where STIFF????!!

iheartspace : LMAOAOA

acrobat : now you know that was foul 💀

after about 20 minutes there was a soft knock at finney’s front door he rises up from his bed still in his space pajamas he tosses his phone on his bed walking to the door on his way to the front door he grabs a piece of toast opening the door he didn’t realize who it was until he looked up,eyes widened as he faces Robin in front of him and confused as why he’s here finney stood there quiet and still of trying to figure out why his crush was at his front door when he wasn’t expecting him.

then the silence was broken by Robin speaking “hi Finn I didn’t realize you were still sleep my apologies” he said with a slight smirk that made finney’s stomach whirl. “oh u-uh no—no I’m not sleeping it’s fine Uhm what brings you here?” “one of your friends texted me telling me that you wanted to hang out with me” Robin said scratching the back of his neck with a nervous smile “oh!” Finney said with a fake smile “here um come in” he invited Robin in closing the door behind him “I’ll be right back” finney said as he smiled walking into his bedroom shutting the door behind him scrolling through this phone he opened the groupchat.

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐬

3:23 PM

Iheartspace : now..WHO THE FUCK SENT ROBIN TO MY HOUSE.

mintisthebest : nah..

mintisthebest has left wheezers !

iheartspace has added back a contact !

iheartspace : ur not leaving your a suspect

mintisthebest : SUSPECT ????! NAHHH

readallaboutit : Mf acting like this was a crime scene 💀

iheartspace : I’m not repeating myself who did it.

acrobat : …

readallaboutit : what are u talking about ur so silly finney lol!…

acrobat : why are u trying to gaslight him 😭

iheartspace : you guys know what I’m talking about who did it.

acrobat : 😟

iheartspace : if you guys don’t tell which one of you did it I will take a trip to your houses then you guys will have to sleep with one eye open.

readallaboutit : bruce did it

acrobat : Bruce did it

mintisthebest : YALL ARE BOTH LIARS

mintisthebest : FINNEY IT WASNT ME I SWEAR 😟☹️

readallaboutit : it was him 💀

mintisthebest : STFU U HELPED ME AND TOLD ME TO DO IT 🤬

readallaboutit :

readallaboutit : wow look at the time I guess I can’t come to your house anymore 🤷 I’m so sorry I really wish I could come

iheartspace : I’ll block and report you 💀 don’t test me billy.

acrobat : LMAOOOO

iheartspace : oh and Bruce I have a surprise for you when you get here xoxo !

mintisthebest :

mintisthebest : istg I’m running away from home 😭

readallaboutit : I hope your pillows are warm on both sides and your charger only works at a certain angle 🫶🏻 😍

mintisthebest : STAWP

pinheadvance

annoyingant : Vance

pinheadvance : what do you want.

annoyingant : Bruce is going to my house and he wanted to ask you to come over

pinheadvance : oh okay I’m on my way

annoyingant : great 🤭

pinheadvance : don’t use that emoji 💀

annoyingant : why not ☹️

pinheadvance : do I need to give you a reason.

annoyingant : nvm 😭

[kylesvariouslistsandstuff]

I'm gonna need the current animation-twitter-blogosphere-youtube-content-mill to understand something... Or at least, listen for a bit. I'm no expert, but as someone who has watched box office - particularly animation box office - for nearly two decades now, I wanna talk about what's going on with a lot of animated features nowadays in a post-outbreak world that's still actually dealing with COVID-19.

Box office, the way Hollywood measures it, is already archaic beyond belief at this point. Success and the movie's justification for existence being determined by a thing's opening weekend and not the legs, the longevity beyond theaters, etc. etc. It's created this weird culture of deeming things "flops" and also creating this weird obsession with marketing.

And apparently more than one of the YouTube Toon Opinion Industrial Complex content mills are already calling a movie like MIGRATION, which is currently legging it up in a way that Illumination's SING movies did during the holiday frame in their respective release years, a money-loser... Like, pump the brakes, will ya?

I don't care if it's clickbait or whatever, like, c'mon... We're reducing the hard work of animators and filmmakers to how much the movie makes in its first weeks of existence.

The way I see it, we're in an era now where...

Theater trips are goddamn expensive and are kind of a gamble. Over $50-70 for a family to see a movie, with concessions added, and your experience may SUCK. (Take it from me, 8-year movie theater employee and loooong-time moviegoer here who has had plenty a shit experience.) It's a gamble each and every time.

And the same applies to maybe a friend group, or a dating couple, or even older adults looking to watch something.

So, either the movie has to be something audiences are familiar with AND know what they're going to get out of it (i.e. MARIO, certain Marvel movies, etc.), or it's lucky to hit audiences in the right place at the right time (OPPENHEIMER, etc.) and luckily tap into the zeitgeist- if not change the zeitgeist singlehandedly.

Box office alone is a gamble. When you start a movie 4 years before release, how the hell do you know what the world is going to look like by the time the thing is completed?

I'm repeating myself, like a broken mp3, I know I know.

But, that's how I see it... Thus, animated family movies and their usual family audiences are in a unique position at the moment. A pretty solid-looking, more original animated family film from Pixar or DreamWorks or Sony had more chances of opening with $40m than they do now. Say, a movie that's not based on a pre-existing IP or is based on one that was never before adapted into a movie or TV series (think something like THE BAD GUYS).

Of course, you have your MARIOs and SPIDER-VERSEs. Those were guaranteed big openers. Films like ELEMENTAL and MIGRATION weren't so clear-cut. Even TROLLS 3 opened fine-ish, significantly below what TROLLS took in some 7 years ago. PUSS IN BOOTS 2 was hampered by bad weather on the East Coast, yeah, but its opening wasn't going to be anything special either. Legs... Or wings in MIGRATION's case, cat claws in PUSS's case... Make all the difference.

They always have, actually. Animated family features usually relied on strong word-of-mouth if they had some kind of adult appeal. It's something similar to what Walt Disney had once "realized" in the late 1950s. Something to the tune of "If the film really appealed to mom... Then mom takes the whole family... And then tells all her friends, and they go, and everyone goes."

So I feel we're in an era where the success of an animated feature can NOT be determined too early. Remember how ELEMENTAL was written off as a big ol' flop, immediately? And that Pixar was toast? And that they needed to bring the Hawaiian shirt pervert control freak back in order to get a box office hit again?

Weeks later, everyone was singing a different tune. ELEMENTAL was an underdog, it had a "comeback" story. No folks, that's just classic animation legs. People liked the movie after hearing from the few people who saw it... That it was actually worth checking out.

But these films need the legs more than ever before, now. Especially in a competitive marketplace where stuff is coming out every week, and there's always something just as good at home to put on. (Some people are trying to suggest that Netflix's LEO cut into Disney's WISH... Because it's at home, right there, no overpriced snacks or disruptive strangers next to you.)

Luckily, TROLLS 3 and MIGRATION were lower with their budgets. Cost in the sub-$100m regions, weren't required to make half a billion like the $200m-costing ELEMENTAL and WISH were expected to do. Which is kinda unfair to begin with, but I digress. Pixar is sure to blow $175m+ on their future features, and WDAS too, while DreamWorks, Illumination, and Sony try to keep it below $100m. Even if it's through dubious means, like outsourcing and shitty pay.

So, nowadays with animated family movies, it's a waiting game. MIGRATION, as of now, is currently at $77m domestically. That's already 6.4x its opening weekend, a fantastic multiplier for any film. By the time it wraps up, it'll likely make over 8x its opening weekend, landing amongst the biggest multipliers for a post-90s animated feature. That Christmas-to-winter break-to-boredom season slot does wonders, doesn't it? And of course, the movie being liked by those who saw it. WISH could've been a leggy Thanksgiving/Christmas movie - like TANGLED and FROZEN and MOANA were, but audiences clearly weren't digging it much.

Of course, it's not easy to do that, either. Sometimes a thing just won't land. LIGHTYEAR, for example. That's also part of the gamble. More often than not, though, these kinds of movies usually get a good audience grade, MIGRATION's no different... So, it's leggin' it up, winging it.

Which is why we should maybe... Wait a few weeks on these kinds of things? I know these "content creators" have bills to pay and have to crank-crank-crank stuff out, but still-

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loser ellie drinks danimals yall - and as a kid she was so convinced she would win that Disney trip if she got the golden monkey

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BNHA Boy Imagines <3

Katsuki who embraces you throughout the night after you abruptly came to his dorm room for warmth. Wrapping his arms tightly around your waist, he acts annoyed as you steal his blankets along as rearrange his whole bed to your liking, but he lets it happen anyway. Then is when you speak for his badly hidden pout—“it’s all for the cuddles, Suki.”

Izuku who loves holding your hand as you walk through the city park with the rest of the class. You two being in your own little world, not caring for the onlookers, just being a couple. Maybe he's a little embarrassed but he sets himself right at your next words—“They can stare all they want, Zuku, I’m proud to be with you.”

Shoto who’s content to coddle you in the common room late at night, even when you're not feeling the best, unable to give him your definite affection. He knows it’s because of whatever situation that is going on in your life and he respects that. But one thing that he for sure knows is definite is that he loves you too—“You know that I love you, Sho?”

Eijiro who encourages you when your down, and praises you to let you know that he cherishes you. With him being the best significant other you could ever have and more, you attempt to encourage back but he’s to good as he spoils you with junk food, drinks, and trashy slushes from the nearby 7/11—“Thank you, Ei, the snacks are great.”

Denki who plays video games with you during the late nights of summer break. The rest of the Bakusquad playing along, but him being seated a little closer than you guys' other friends. Your knees touch in a simple fashion, being the smallest bit and reminder of love, a cute and small detail to show that he’s yours, and your his—“Stop being a sore loser, Denk’s, admit your loss!”

Shoji who cuddles you in bed during the harsh winter nights, using his multitude of arms as a shield against the cold. His arms blanketing you from the rest of the world while you two snooze away, the Disney movie: Beauty And The Beast, being long forgotten in the background as the world seems to pause without you too conscious, and instead, drifting away with love in your slumber—“Goodnight, Ji, I love you.”

Hitoshi who stubbornly wakes up to make microwave popcorn with you past curfew, being support for your night time crunch. Your faint giggles make his heart skip a beat every now and then as you see him with a blanket cloak, specifically the blanket he gifted you. He smiles as your microwave finishes and he can stare at your natural beauty, and think of how much he loves you, and your snack trips—“Toshi! Try my limited edition, cat-butter popcorn!”

This post is for entertainment purposes only and is pure fiction. (I think, I'm not 100% sure, because they're not my characters.) I hope you enjoyed my puny imagines and my corny writing, and English is not my first language, so if there are grammar mistakes and stuff of that sort, that is the reason. None of the characters mentioned and used in this post are not mine, they belong to Kohei Horikoshi, I repeat, none of the characters mentioned and used in this post are not mine, they belong to Kohei Horikoshi. Bi-Bi!

[lemonsprite]

𝑶𝑪- 𝐀𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧 ⋆ ★

This is a little different from my usual content but I really wanted to write about my oc who I’ve currently been hyperfixated on (-_-)

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(Disclaimer) I do not have much of the world building figured out for Avalon’s story but I do know that it’s based around Arthurian legends TT

After becoming almost completely blind at a young age Avalon was abandoned by his parents and casted into the woods

Nicknamed Ava, he took on the life of a hermit

Bro is literally a Disney princess living amongst the wildlife

He is such a big loser oh my god

Introverted and dumb and mean and I love him

He finds shelter in a small abandoned cottage nestled in a clearing of trees with very few personal belongings he’s scrounged for which consist of a tree stump carved and whittled to be more comfortable and work as a pseudo chair, a tattered and worn quilted blanket, (extremely) uncomfortable mattress that was partially bug eaten found in the house, and an assortment of old nicknacks.

Has a good rapport with the local wildlife and often receives gifts from them

He’ll leave his house and trip over a giant salmon left on his doorstep by his kindhearted bear friend, or will he jump scared by a gentle deer bumping his head into the side while he worked his make-shift garden

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Ava has brown hair that just brushes his shoulders and is cut in uneven layers, he dislikes being able to feel it on his skin so whenever it gets to long he attempts to cut it himself

His eyes are a dark grey with a tint of blue and he’s covered in scratches and scars from when he was younger struggling at first to make it through the woods

His skin is sunkissed from days spent outside gardening and covered in freckles

Let me know if u guys would like me to write a story with him maybe like an x reader or something 🤗 I love this guy and want to write for him el oh el

Reminder that my requests r open!!! I’ll give a cookie to anyone who requested something with Avalon ^^

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Cosplay photos from my brief January 2023 Disney Trip!

Since Batuu (Star Wars land) is such an immersive and amazing place to do sci-fi photos, I wanted to do a sort of SW AU where young Handsome Jack was a hotshot pilot (but still not at all a nice guy.)

Last two for a bit!

"Ffffff......uuuuck!"

Jack being totally not a sore loser.

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Do We Ever Know? Chp. 1

Read on Ao3

Guess who got their new laptop ;))

Summary: The Losers are going off to college, getting the chance to stay together and live in a pack house. Things are supposed to be going great but...some are not happy with their second gender. Primarily how it affects their lives, it ruining the ones they were supposed to have.

Eddie and Stan were supposed to be betas. It was supposed to be simple for them. Eddie planned on presenting as a beta and being with Richie, who was also a beta. Presenting as an omega fucked that up though because now he feels like he has to be with an alpha, despite what he really wants.

Stan is having the opposite of Eddie's problem. Like Eddie, he had planned to be a beta and had planned on being with their pack alpha, Bill. Bill who prefers betas. But now that he's an omega, Bill won't engage with him, let alone even look at him. It leaves Stan feeling cold and confused.

Can these four losers come back together? Or is it too late?

Or I wrote a self indulgent ass a/b/o fic because no one can stop me.

"Can You Feel The Love Tonight”  by Elton John plays loudly over the speakers that have been placed haphazardly in the gym. 

It’s a stupid song Stan decides. What a dumb slow song for them to play at prom. Yeah, it became popular from that Disney movie about the lions, but that's even more of a reason why it’s dumb. Who wants to remember the slow song of their senior prom being from a Disney movie? 

It’s dumb.  

This whole dance is dumb. Greta and her little committee of mean girls might be proud of what they turned the gym into but to Stan…it’s just ridiculous. From the frilly decorations slung about to the tripping hazard that is the balloons littering the floor. “A night under the stars” is this year's theme but where is the theme? It just looks like a child’s birthday party except for the lower lights and the pathetic photo op in the corner. You could get your photo taken in front of a cutout of the school’s mascot. Who wouldn’t want their prom photo in front of Dersom the beaver?

He’s being too cynical, he tells himself. Stan sighs and grabs tight onto his knees, keeping his back ramrod straight from where he sits on the bleachers. A glass of forgotten punch sits beside him. Except it’s no ordinary punch, Richie spiked the bowl. Of course Richie spiked the bowl. The Losers were surprised when Stan took the cup from Richie’s outstretched, offering hand. Is it so out of character for him to want to loosen up?

Yes, yes it is. But tonight he has his excuses. He attributes his cynicism to the alcohol steadily burning its way through his veins. He’s done with the drink. For now. 

“It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer

That we got this far”

Ha! Even the lyrics are dumb. But he knows one alpha he pointedly refuses to think about will find the romanticisms in those little words. Ever the hopeless romantic. Just not for Stan, never for Stan. 

Ben and Beverly have no problem with the choice of song. The betas slowly dance in the corner, away from the crowd and in their own little world. They’re going to tell their future kids about this night, he just knows it. Ben will gush about how radiant Beverly looked in her emerald green gown, one she made herself too, and Bev will insist that she was the luckiest lady here. They’re so grossly in love they make him feel physically ill. They’re some of his closest friends so he’s still happy for them but he’s still bitter. 

Mike has a date, some pretty quiet omega girl named Sara but Stan hasn’t spotted the pair in a while. Scandalous Mike, he more than likely snuck her away to make out. He’ll be a gentleman about it, Mike is never not a gentleman, but the whole thing makes Stan laugh. Who would’ve guessed their sweet Mike, their protective second alpha, would be a heartbreaker

The Losers were thrilled when Mike’s grandad relented and let him join them in high school. Mike, like the rest of the Losers except for Stan it seems like, flourished. So long were the days when they were nothing more than awkward dorks. Now it’s the end of their senior year, maybe the others will have the same luck in college. Or they’ll be losers again. Just like Stan has been. 

He’s been stuck in stasis while the others have flourished. No not stasis, there’s been one development for Stan. He presented as an omega. And he’s never hated himself more for it. 

“To the wild outdoors

When the heart of this star-crossed voyager”

Chancing, he looks to the center of the crowd, and sure enough. There he is in his gray suit that compliments his stormy blue eyes quite nicely. His girlfriend of the month, some beta, always a beta, has her arms wrapped around his neck, her face pressed against his broad chest. What’s her name again? He blows through these girls so quickly that Stan has a hard time remembering their names.

Alice? Or was that the one from two months ago? Alex? It’s something that starts with an ‘A’. He thinks.

Every time it’s the same. Bill swears that this girl is the one and so the Losers put up with her awkwardly joining their Loser-exclusive hangouts. To the idea that she can potentially join their pack. Right when they get used to her presence, Bill has dumped her and has moved on to the next one. For such a small town, Bill doesn’t have a hard time finding a new girl to date him.

Because who wouldn’t want to date Bill? 

“Who are we glaring at Staniel?” Richie asks him, breaking him from his dangerous thoughts. The beta plops down next to him. They must look ridiculous. Richie's suit is covered in an orange petal design. It’s so outlandish looking and such a contrast to Stan’s neat, powder blue one.

What a pair they are.

Richie, like him, came to prom alone. “Going single so that the Tozier can mingle!” Richie had chided when asked who he was bringing to their senior prom. Like how he feels about this wretched song, he thought that was also dumb.

Richie likes to laugh off a lot of things. Throw out a joke here and there as a distinction, but Stan knows Riche. They’re a lot more alike than Richie would ever admit. Fitting since they’ve known each other before they could talk properly. 

There’s no need to lie to Rich, he can tell when he’s lying anyways. “What’s Bill’s girlfriend’s name? Alex? Alice?”

He hums as if he’s bored by the question, “I think it’s Abbey, but what does it matter? We all know Big Bill will have a new girl next week,” He waves off.

Stan sits there, silent for a moment, “Yeah, I guess you’re right.”

Richie adds, “Just wait till we get to college. Bill may be our ‘righteous pack leader,’' he mockingly exuberates the last part, “But he’s kind of a whore. Our whore, but still a whore. And I’m will bet my knickles he’s going to be even worse in college.”

“How it's laid to rest?

It's enough to make kings and vagabonds

Believe the very best

It's enough to make kings and vagabonds

Believe the very best”

 “What are you saying?” He doesn't want to know.

Richie throws his arms in the air, exaggerating, “What I’m saying Staniel is that Bill is bad here. When we get to New York with uh I’m gonna guess over ten times Derry’s population, beta women will be throwing themselves at him.”

His words make it feel like someone is slowly tightening a rope around Stan’s throat. Yes, he could guess how Bill was going to be in New York but also he hasn’t thought about it. On purpose. 

It’s a blessing and a curse that they’re all going to be living in a pack house on NYU’s campus. A blessing because pack houses in colleges are barely a thing anymore, just like packs are, and Stan is so happy he’s going to get to keep his family close. On the other hand, this also means he’s going to have to see Bill and his multiple escapades. Deal with going through heats in the same home Bill resides in, vice versa for Bill's ruts.

Bill's escapades are always betas. To the Loser’s knowledge, Bill’s never been with an omega. He’s never shown any interest in them and rejects the ones that seek him out. Stan’s seen plenty of times the dejected omegas walk away after Bill gently lets them down. 

Stan wasn’t supposed to be an omega. He comes from a whole family of betas. It was some cruel twisted fate when his first heat struck at the age of sixteen. He can’t recall what hurt worse, the cramps, or the way Bill avoided him after it for a whole month. Since then he and Bill haven’t been the same. A chasm bloomed between them. He misses him. 

He resolved to not cry at prom so when he feels the corner of his eyes start to sting he changes the subject. “So how’s Eddie?”

“Why would I know?” Richie beats back, an arch in his brow.

He doesn't bother to roll his eyes, “Because you always know how he is.”

“Oh yeah.”

Stan looks at him expectantly until Richie theatrically sighs, “He’s okay! I think! I’m honestly not too sure because his bitch of a mother turns me away every time I show up at their door and I can’t sneak into his window because she’s bolted it!”

“At least we won’t have to deal with her much longer. Eddie can go no contact with her when we get to New York,” he tells him, placing a reassuring hand on his shoulder. 

“Yeah as if that’ll change anything,” Richie huffs. 

He’s not talking about Sonya, he’s talking about between him and Eddie. If he wanted to, he could push, let Richie know he’s here if he wants to talk about it but knowing him, he’d just make a fart joke and insist he’s fine. 

Eddie recently presented as an omega and since then Sonya has kept him under lock and key. Like him, Eddie wasn’t supposed to be an omega. Stan has an idea that Eddie and Richie had been waiting for him to present as a beta like Richie so that they could officially be together. Like Bev and Ben. A wrench was thrown into that plan after Eddie’s presentation. Not that he knows for sure that that was what they were planning. Neither of them will admit anything.

Bill hasn’t treated Eddie any differently though. He's tried to be there for Eddie, unlike how he was with Stan.

Eddie has retreated into himself, fretting through his own personal identity crisis after his presentation. The only reason Stan knows this is that instinctively as the pack’s other omega, Eddie naturally leans on him. They’re both kind of in this together. 

He regrets asking about Eddie because now Richie just looks…dejected. Come on Uris, time to be spontaneous, leave the cynicism on the back burner. When he stands, he can feel Richie’s eyes following him. 

His eyes are on him still when he extends a hand out to him, “Come on Rich, I heard that Conner Bowers is throwing a prom after party. Let’s go crash it.”

Richie perks up, “Stan the man with the plan, how much of that punch did ya drink?” 

“Does it matter?” he asks. 

A devilish glint reflects in his eyes, “You’re right, it doesn’t matter! Let’s blow this popsicle stand Stanny boy!” 

Richie grabs hold of the cuff of his jacket, making him worry about him wrinkling it before Richie yanks him to his feet. The gangly boy drags him out of the gym but not before stopping to tell Bev and Ben where they were going. Richie, happy for the distraction from his dilemma with Eddie, is back to his regular, rambunctious self. 

It starts to rub off on him, and he even laughs as Richie ridiculously clamors into his big truck. Fuck prom, at least he can have fun with his best friend. 

-

It’s like half the high school showed up to Conner Bower’s party. Some were still in their prom attire and others were just in everyday clothes. Mainly because they were freshmen and sophomores who couldn’t attend prom. It's a good thing you don't have to be an upperclassman to partake in underage drinking. 

Stan’s suit jacket was…somewhere. He’s not sure honestly. It’s hard to care about anything with this much alcohol strumming through his veins, playing his body like a guitar. Richie kept passing him cups of fruity-smelling liquor and he enjoyed the look of excited surprise Richie gave him every time he gulped it down. 

People keep pouring in but he’s not paying attention. Maybe he should be concerned about the lack of omegas here and the scent of boisterous alphas filling the air. Or the fact that he’s lost sight of Richie, presumably to disappear to the dancefloor. He doesn’t care because he’s having fun. For once.

A tugging in his bladder has him trying to find the bathroom. He’ll find Richie afterward. 

Successfully he finds the bathroom on the first floor pretty easily considering he’s plastered. Unsuccessfully he hears someone yakking their guts out through the door and decides to try his luck with the upstairs bathroom. 

The stairs in this home are annoyingly steep and clumsily his foot trips over one of the ledges. Instinctively he braces for his fall… which never comes. A strong hand catches him in time and pulls him to his feet. 

“Are you good there?” the owner of said hand asks him, humor twinkling in his voice. 

He inspects this newcomer. The guy is cute in the high school jock type of way. Blonde hair, gray eyes, and dimples on his cheeks as he smiles at Stan. He decides this guy is cute and worth his time, and his quest for the bathroom is temporarily forgotten. It never hurts to make new friends. Or so he tells himself, ignoring that maybe he’s lingering just because his lonely omega is responding to this welcoming alpha smell. Or he’s just drunk. It’s both. 

The guy isn’t perturbed by Stan’s silence and extends a tanned hand out to him, “The names Todd.”

Todd? Stan doesn’t care enough to know much about sports but even he knows that this must be the quarterback. Todd Duncan. What business does he have talking to him? The other Losers are cool, not him. He’s just the loser that hangs out with them. 

Stan shakes Todd's hand and blushes when their hands linger, “I’m Stan.” 

“Yeah I know,” he chuckles, “You’re one of Denbrough’s friends.” 

Bill is on the baseball team. He’s the star batter. It makes sense that Todd knows Bill. If Bill isn’t hanging out with the Losers, he’s hanging out with his jock friends. Then again so does Mike since he’s also on the football team. It would make more sense if Todd had called him one of  Hanlon’s friends’. Instead, he knows him through his association with Bill. He’s too drunk to think about that. 

“Yeah, I guess I am.”

Todd runs a hand through his hair and looks around the stairwell, smiling mischievously back at him as if he’s realized something, “You heading upstairs to meet someone? Is it Denbrough?”

This actually makes him short circuit, “You mean Bill?! Wha- what are you on about?”

“Oh, never mind,” Todd laughs, running a hand through his blonde hair, “Just messing with you, that’s all. You look cute all frazzled out like that.”

Stan huffs, ignoring the blushing creeping down his face, “Gee thanks. I’ll let you know that I just was heading upstairs to find the bathroom and just the bathroom.” 

“Oh well, I can help with that.” Todd’s big hand encircles his wrist and starts dragging Stan up the stairs after him. Stan doesn’t even get an opportunity to object. 

Todd guides him to a thankfully empty bathroom, letting go of him so that he can take a ridiculous bow as he opens the door for Stan. He rolls his eyes at his antics but…it's kinda cute. 

He takes care of his business and is happy to see Todd is still waiting for him when he opens the door. The alpha offers his arm to him, “Shall we make our way back down?”

Stan links their arms, feeling bold, “We shall.”

Todd leads him, (why is he letting everyone lead him around tonight?) to the back porch. The wind chill has picked up, causing him to shiver and miss his suit coat. Where did he put that again? Todd notices and throws an arm around Stan’s shoulders, dragging him in. He claims it’s for body heat.

If Stan was sober this absolutely would not be happening. A strange alpha hanging on him? Even in his drunken state something is trying to tell him that something is wrong. Drunk Stan chooses to ignore it.

Todd drags out a cigarette and lighter from his pants pocket. He smokes Newports, unlike Bill and Richie who smoke Marlboros. The smell of them is foreign and he doesn’t like it. It makes him want to put some distance between them but Todd’s grip is ironclad. 

“So,” He starts over the cigarette in his mouth, “You’re already in a pack huh? At our age?” 

He wishes Todd wouldn’t be talking about this in front of the other intoxicated teenagers on the porch. Yes, he’s in a pack, at his age. Yes, he’s well aware that that’s weird. Most people don’t form their packs until after college if they even do. The practice of packs is going out of date. Hell, none of the Loser’s parents were in packs. 

Despite how strange it may seem, he’s not ashamed of his pack. “We love each other. So why wait?” Stan rebuttals, softly elbowing Todd in the ribs, “Most people would be lucky to be in a pack like ours.” 

Todd laughs, “Okay fine, fair enough,” he takes a hit, dragging out a long exhale. The smoke forms in plums around Stan’s face, he hates it. “Denbrough is one lucky motherfucker though. Having not one but two omegas all to himself? Ha! I wish I had his fucking luck!” 

“Eddie and I are not his omegas,” Stan does take a step out from under his arm then. Todd’s comment… leaves something gnawing in the pit of his stomach.

Todd reaches back out to him, not yanking him back, but caressing his arm, “Oh come on. Maybe y'all aren’t his omega’s now, but it’s bound to happen. That's the way things are. Plus I know Denbrough has been eyeing Eddie for a while.”

His skin feels itchy, “Bill would never try to go after Eddie. They’re too much like brothers.” And Bill would never do that Richie. 

Todd doesn’t seem convinced, “Fine if you say so, but what about yourself?” He gestures towards him as he flicks the nub of his cigarette away. 

“What about me?” Stan pulls himself free of Todd completely and takes a step back. This conversation is making him start to feel cold and he can smell the lust rolling off Todd in waves, “I told you, I’m not Bill’s omega.”

A smile, one he doesn’t trust, titters in the corners of Todd’s lips. He walks towards Stan, making Stan walk back until he’s crowded against the porch’s railing. He has nowhere to go. For all the people around them, no one pays them any attention. Where is Richie? 

Todd pushes a curl back from his face, “If you’re not Denbrough’s yet that means you can have some fun right? I’m sure he won’t mind,” he mummers. 

Oh God, Todd starts leaning down to kiss him and he’s just standing there. Frozen in fear. Move your ass, Stanley Uris!

Right as Todd’s mouth starts to brush against his, his smell of lust and nicotine invading his nose, Todd is snatched away. Stan has to blink to take in what happened.

When did Bill get to this party?

Bill has Todd by the back of the neck, forcibly holding him away from Stan. Todd’s hands are gripping Bill’s arm that’s holding onto him, contemplating whether to jerk it off of him or not. There’s tension between them but the last thing they both probably want is for a fight to break out. Especially, Bill, Bill always goes for the more peaceful route to settle disagreements. 

But right now Bill is intoxicated. His eyes are rimmed red so he’s been smoking something. They dart between Stan and Todd, his brow furrowed and a sneer barely visible on his mouth. Stan almost feels like he’s about to be scolded by his mother. 

“What the f-fuck is going on here?” Bill snaps, a little bit of his childhood stutter breaking through. 

He realizes that Bill is mad, which in turn pisses him off. Bill practically ignores Stan for months and then suddenly swoops in to play the hero? Looking at him as if he wanted some gross stranger feeling him up? 

Todd wiggles out of Bill’s grip and surprisingly Bill lets him. “Nuthin, nuthin. Sorry Denbrough, Stanley here said you two weren’t together yet so we were just having some fun.” He puts up his hands in front of his chest in mock surrendering. 

“We’re not together and we’re not going to be,” Stan corrects, arms crossed in front of his chest. He saves Bill the trouble of telling Todd that Stan basically means nothing to him now. He refuses to look at Bill’s face, to risk seeing the relief there now that Stan has confirmed he knows his place. 

Todd takes another step back from Bill, “Okay I’m not getting involved in whatever the fuck you two have going on, I was just looking for an easy lay.”

Bill’s eyes snap from where they were burning into the side of Stan’s skull to the alpha and scoffs at him. Stan is mildly worried that Bill is going to get into a fight, he can see the anger blooming in his pack’s alpha. But then Bill’s shoulders drop and he shakes his head, muttering for Todd to leave them.

Feeling like this is the end of this little weird, uncomfortable situation, Stan tries to sneak away. Until Bill calls out his name. He can’t do this right now, he’s still drunk and can’t focus but what choice does he have?

With his fists clenched at his sides Stan swivels on his heel. What? Is Bill going to act like he suddenly cares now? Or maybe is going to scold Stan for getting into that situation in the first place? Whatever it is, he doesn’t want to hear it!

“What Bill?! What is it that you want?!” he seethes.

Bill plays his part well of acting taken back. Bastard. People are starting to look at them now because of course they are. They’ll pay attention to the omega causing a dramatic scene but turn a blind eye to a pushy alpha. 

“I’m just muh-muh-mmmm,” his tongue fights him, signaling that despite being high he’s still stressed. Overwhelmed. Stan wants to reach out and touch him, reassure him to take his time as he used to when they were kids. But they’re not kids anymore, they’re almost young adults and they’re already fucked up. Bill’s groans and rewords, “Chuh-checking on you. You ll-looked uncomfortable.”

“Me? You were checking on me? Did you think maybe I could be fine?!” he laughs, no humor lacing his tone, “Why don’t you just go back to what’s her name? Alex? Alice?” he spits. Bill doesn’t get to ignore him for months and then have the gall to check on him!

“St-Stanley come on,” he pleads asks.

How the fuck is he going to deal with living with Bill? This is the longest conversation they’ve had recently and it’s shit! For the second time this night, tears start to spring in the corners of his eyes.

“Fuck you, Bill.” 

There’s a flash of something in Bill. Stan’s words ignite something in him, something that doesn’t get the chance to explode as the real hero of the night chimes in.

“Big B-B-B-Billy Billiam! When did you decide to grace this party with your presence?” Richie throws an arm around Bill’s shoulders, tossing a wink Stan’s way, “And I see you’ve found Stanothan! You goose! I’ve been looking all over for you!”

God, he loves Richie, he thinks.

Bill obviously is not sharing that same sentiment right now as he glares at their friend, “Richie let go.” 

“Nah I think I wanna hang on to our oh-so-fabulous pack alpha a lil longer.”

“Richie I swuh-swear to God.”

“Swear Big Bill? Oh, that’s bad, you gotta be a good role model for all your munchkins,” Richie twerps.

See Bill is always for the peaceful way out…until it comes to Richie. Stan sees an evil smile light across Bill’s face before he tackles Richie to the porch floorboards.

“Hey! No surprise attacks! Against the rules!” Richie protests, laughing, as he tries to fight so that Bill is the one on the ground. They’ll keep at this till one of them is pinned and honestly they’re pretty even in strength so these tussles can go on for a while. 

“Didn’t you say I’m p-pack alpha? I muh-make the rules!”

Richie noogies him right in his pretty boy hair, “Yeah whatever fart for brains!”

At this point, all partygoers have rolled their eyes and found something else more interesting. Yeah, he’s still hurt by Bill, but seeing him wrestle with Richie, easily taking Richie’s distraction, it reminds him that Bill’s not the only person in their pack. He has others that’ll be there for him. Bill be damned.

Speaking of which, Mike comes to join them, standing next to Stan and looking down at Richie and Bill with Amusement. A pink gloss has been smeared across his lips and cheeks. “What’d I miss?”

Stan teases, “Oh nothing much. I almost got in trouble, Bill is ever the drama queen, and Richie provoked Bill.”

Mike nods his head, “Huh, nice.”

And that was that. 

A/N: Guys this idea literally just started because I wanted to write some stozier friendship. And now we’re here. It wasn’t even supposed to be a a/b/o fic! I’ve never written one before! Why am I doing this to myself!

But also this by far not my best writing. If you’re a regular reader of mine, this my warning. This is a fic I’ll probably work when I’m going through brain rot and writers block.

Because of this, expect very erratic updates.

[alfonzone]

20, 35

20. What's a totally random and useless fact that you know?

I actually don't know of any BUT I did look it up. Let me share with you a few!!

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

The longest name of a place still in use is a hill in New Zealand: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu—(that's 92 letters. I counted so you wouldn't have to. Obviously, mail envelopes in NZ are freaking HUGE!)

Hummingbirds are the only animals that can fly backward.

If you yelled for eight years, seven months, and six days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it. Unless it's a Monday, of course!)

If you passed gas consistently for six years and nine months, you would produce enough gas to create an atomic bomb's energy. (I ain't touching this one!!!)

The real name of Monopoly mascot Uncle Pennybags is Milburn Pennybags.

Oreo has made enough cookies to span five back and forth trips to the moon.

Edgar Allan Poe married his thirteen-year-old cousin.(Disgusting!!)

A giraffe can go longer without water than a camel can.

A dragonfly has a lifespan of only 24 hours ( :( ) And they have six legs but can't walk

Mulan has the highest kill-count of any Disney character. (You go princess!!)

People used to answer the phone by saying “ahoy” instead of “hello.”( we should still do this for the fucks of it xD)

Many oranges are actually green.(No wonder!!)

There’s a tiny home in Virginia called the “Spite House” because that’s why it was built. (Hahaha, awesome)

There are giant technicolor squirrels in India. (I'm fascinated with animals so yesss, I did look it up!!)

The opposite sides of a die will always add up to seven. (No way!!)

The inventor of Pringles is buried in a Pringles can. (Respect 👊🏽 btw Pringles are really good y'all!!)

The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. (Cat haters)

Sweat doesn’t smell bad. (I smell so good after each run/workout 😌)

According to the Bible, the chicken came before the egg. (Uhh, I beg to differ 🤓☝🏽 *me disagreeing for the purpose of disagreeing*)

The first email was sent by Ray Tomlinson to himself in 1971. (Me sending anons to myself 😀)

A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (Damn they know how to fuck - I just hope I give my future girl orgasms!! even if it's half of a second!)

Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.(Omg, it KINDA MAKES SENSE THO, if you know banana facts)

Ravens know when someone is spying on them ( hahahahahaha 🤣 this made me laugh just imagining a scenario on this)

Playing dance music can help ward off mosquitoes. ( *Now has "Gonna Make You Sweat" on standby*)

Reindeer like to eat bananas. (*Takes notes for if I ever visit a reindeer farm or petting place*)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. (Oooh those little buggers >:/ )

35. What kind of first impression do you think you make on people?

For sure for sure that I'm a loser and that I have no idea how the real world works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Thank you for the asks!!