#LYING.

[cut-out-paper-stars]

Gen'ichirou, my old friend, do you remember the time you broke three vases and blamed it on me? Wait, Ranpo. forget all that

[19871997]

oilers game day. feeling normal and regular and well adjusted

[florbelles]

my favorite quirky habit of mine is turning on the coffee maker and walking away before i put water in 💕

[cookies-over-yonder]

i'm normal about taylor... guysm..... i swearrrr.......... i swearrr............m.mm.........

[snowtrapped]

Happy snowtrapped aniversarry🥺

oh ? I .. have no idea what youre talking about ?? - 🖥

[andiaquarium-moved]

im literally feeling normal rn

[ranvwoop]

i can't believe RTGame is winning MCC :]

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[etherealspacejelly]

me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

[desert-rat]

basement remodeling is going well

[pjoseries]

actually you have a mama's boy and then you have whatever the hell percy jackson is because that kid PRAYED to his MOM instead of his father who's an actual god .

[arsenicpanda]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

[collymore]

The invisible Prisoner of Wales!

By Stanley Collymore

She's been having preventative treatment, we're told, which basically and effectually means she clearly effectively doesn't actually have cancer! So discernibly quite what you morons think she's very distinctively recovering from puzzles me! Laziness, perhaps? Or those, divorce proceedings!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore 23 May 2024.

Author's Remarks: There's one born every minute they say; and in Britain's case our country, rather regrettably, has been producing a quite inordinate number of them for decades.

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

[lettuccine]

pov: you play poker game with marcille

[oncillabrigade]

Finally read Robins!

I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen: