Jacey, they/them. Mostly here to giggle and cry about fictional characters. AO3: @OncillaBrigade
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YES PLEASE she would be SUCH a good RH?! Like. She and Jay already have all the overlapping pre-Bruce baggage re: Crime Alley and children being hurt by adults?!
Also this means Jason would be doing his own vigilante thing pre-bat, which I 1000% buy, plus Steph would have established the precedent of a Robin who doesn't want to be B's child, meaning that being part of Tim's tenure as Robin takes on an extra layer of tragedy while Jason becomes the first adoptee. Also it makes so much fucking sense for Jay and Cass to enter the family on each other's heels cuz of the street kid thing!
I love the Reverse Robins au but everyone always forgets Steph, because if you go with the whole “second Robin dies thing” Steph as Red Hood would be sick as fuck. I’m begging someone to draw some Steph Hood.
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Am I thriving? No. But am I surviving?
Ehhh…
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dick + bruce + bruce doodles
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Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting
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missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer
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#fun fact they legally deserved the hate charge regardless of whether OP lied#their motivation was bigotry#that's how hate crimes work: motive not circumstance
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my great burden as a talia stan who believes she’d still give damian mental health issues is when people assume i’m talking about her post-morrison character abusing him or telling him gay people burn in hell or sth when i think it’s more like. she and bruce are haloed figures in his mind and the thought of needing to live upto them keeps damian up at night wracked with shame and guilt. and to talia damian is her baby she gave away and failed to keep safe so she is also up at night wracked with shame and guilt. they’ll never talk openly about their issues ever <3
#yes good this is the batfam we want#and by we i mean me#batfam#damian wayne#damian wayne al ghul#talia al ghul
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I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it
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i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.
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bad news guys they gave me the hrt that turns you into an impish little scoundrel, such as might be henchman to an evil wizard or demon lord or so on
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Their motivations are twofold: 1) bribing Nadja and 2) get her so hyped up on sugar that Damian and Jon have to put up with her sugar rush.
Also, Nadja is a fan child created by @spider-jaysart ! Go check them out if you want to see more of her. Here's her intro post please check it out!!
Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)
#all I can say is this is so accurate#and consider Conner stopping Tim from going onto phase 2: make the niece like us BETTER than her dads#kon is horrified#tim came to win and cannot understand why someone wouldn't#that's it that's the difference between supers and bats#damijon#batfam#superfam#TimKon#tim drake#conner kent#kon el#damian wayne#jon kent
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Imagine having a hopeless crush on Batman and telling yourself it isn’t real and it’s just the mask you’re attracted to and the whole illusion will be ruined if he takes it off.
Clark, to himself during a JL meeting: maybe he’s ugly under the cowl and you just have a weird mask fetish
Clark .2 seconds after seeing Bruce take off the cowl one day after a battle: oh my god it’s so much worse
#poor vanilla clark is beating himself up for having a mask kink#meanwhile#< prev tags#so fucking good#bruce wayne#batman#superbat#clark kent#superman#batfam#superfam#justice league
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new dumb au: bat family but they’re playing DnD
It's always in the back of my mind!! I get stuck overthinking everyone's characters though lol. Maybe I'll just randomize them 😂
As a training exercise, Bruce has them all create characters and they're all extra and statted them out to high hell. they LOVE these characters. and then Bruce had them swap sheets one session. constant vigilance, kids. It only lasts a session though. He's not cruel :P
Bruce DMs their main game.
The kids do one-shots amongst themselves sometimes. Often Jason DMs, but the others have tried as well.
Tim DMs the JL ("it's for training") campaign. with Jason if the group is big that day.
They play with a screen table and tablets, but they do have minis. Damian paints them.
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