#MAURY POVICH

[maripolifan]

If MHA was just a little sillier...

The biggest question left in the series unanswered (so far)... 

Who is Hisashi Midoriya? Who IS Izuku's father????

Ik I'm playing Russian roulette rn with how things are going in the manga lmao

Note:

Endeavor is here because Izuku being his secret love child is an actually funny theory (to me)

All Might is here because he's def hitting that

AFO thinks he's the top dog, but he is, at most, a clown

Mystery guy. Ignore him. Maybe he got lost on his way to the restroom?

[undead-knick-knack]

Liar liar pants on fire

[toothybj]

Maury's Show

[gingerbredman1989]

Today on The Maury Povich Show, massive bodybuilders who go to ANY lengths to be the biggest.

Microsoft Designer

[pearwaldorf]

(click here for the video)

[blackandwhlteaesthetlc]

I have someone in mind.

[scottheim]

[swampstew]

Maury: Eustass Kid, you’ve publicly stated in the past that you are - checks notes - “Not romantic or some bullshit prince character that’s gonna sweep you off your feet.” Kid: I’m not! I’m a cold blooded murderer! A villain! Not a kind bone in my body! Maury: Survey says that was a lie. Rowena and Killer, nodding in the background: That’s right Maury! Get his ass! Kid, head in his hands in shame: I’m a monster!!!!!

[the-metatron]

Coming Soon: Five People, One Baby -- Who's the Father?

After a wild weekend during which I:

-hitched a ride on the TARDIS with the Twelfth Doctor and Missy, beating them both in strip poker and claiming them as my reward,

-travelled back in time to 1978 and had a romantic evening with the Greek God Zeus that turned into a weekend of horizontal dancing,

-and then going back to the future with Doc Brown in his DeLorean as his passenger princess

I unexpectedly and inexplicably somehow ended up pregnant. So, I reached out to my 'good friend' Maury Povich for help DNA testing my yet-to-be-born child. (If one thing led to another and we ended up in bed together, that's neither here nor there.)

But before the episode airs, would any of my metuals like to place any bets?

[nando161mando]

[victusinveritas]

1990s-2000s Talk Show guests, category: whitest people they could find.

[x-manson-annotated]

X-Manson Annotated Chapter 5 - Part Five: Scott Summers...

It's not as fun as this gif. I'm sorry everyone.

*Gross as fuck

**Probably Karma. Goddamn.

***Jesus fucking christ.

****Ororo, Mistress of the Elements, Cult Leader extraordinare, is stopped by a court order.

*Not totally sold on that.

**Also I wonder if some of these kids are cult au version of comics children or outright stolen from other places like illyana

*Askani? some variation?

**This leads me to suspect that "Cable" is actually an au version of Stryfe. Cable in the comics isn't particularly fixated on Scott and Jean being his parents, he just knows.

***Clearly not true, Jimmy.

*Since they're concussive blasts, that means that Scott must have like...pounded his balls until they stopped being solid or something...

**Yeah, that's insanely crude, holy shit. It also now is reminding me of a bit from the Image comic book "Local Man" by Tony Fleecs and Tim Seeley.

Were they trying to create some version of this? I don't know, the only "The Twelve" i've read is the one with all the golden age superheroes marvel had, but weren't using.

[oldshowbiz]

Maury Povich lost in the Hollywood Hills

[bettysbiscuits]

[gramarobin]

Seasons Greetings 😏