#Max wtf
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Why I never saw this video before like Max wtf. It's like here it's your crush act normal
Max never beats the lestappen allegations
Credits to Mintxsol on ig
#lestappen#Cat walking#charles leclerc#max verstappen#f1#formula 1#1633#3316#Max wtf#Max crush#gay content#gay panic
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gets in charge of the bookshop for 1 (one) day: shows up in a cardigan vest and metal sleeve garters, keeps the shop CLOSED, avoids selling a single book... iconic, truly did THE MOST, 10/10 😩👌🏻
(also, the way he was this 🤏🏻 close to finally achieving the status of house husband he's been dreaming about for MILLENIA just to have the rug pulled out from under him last minute... truly DEVASTATING 😩 my girl really can't catch a break 🤧)
#good omens#good omens fanart#crowley#anthony j crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#neil gaiman#do you have any idea how hard it was to distinguish wtf he was wearing exactly#when this walking disaster idea of fashion is black on black on black on black??!?!!?#i had to up the lightness to the max#and i'm still not 100% on the details tbh#but oh well#I'm sure I made better choices than he did
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i’m going insane
#sam & max#freelance husbands#sam and max#sam and max save the world#sam and max beyond time and space#sam and max the devil's playhouse#tdph spoilers#just finished watching tdph playthrough for the first time#i know that sam technically gets max back but it’s not his max!!#like the entire series is silly and ridiculous and lighthearted until the very end and then it’s like earth shattering#there’s just something so heartbreaking about sam literally doing whatever it takes to get max back to him#only for it to be in vain as he sees max sacrifice himself and blow up in the sky#WTF WTF WTFFFFF#anyways this came into my brain and i couldn’t stop thinking about it so. here you go#mine#1k
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get you a beautiful man who can play both a bitchy vampire and a babygirl Pope
#conclave#vincent benitez#carlos diehz#camel art#it gets dark too early#right now that I finish with those tags#he's SO cute in that short film wtf#like max I'm so done with this shit energy#comes with being an architecture in vancouver with kids I guess
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toot toot!
#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me#he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious#lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy#i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN#it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close#suntails#i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card#and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier#then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week#so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad
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#raiarts#life is strange#life is strange double exposure#lis#lis de#lis de spoilers#amanda thomas#max caulfield#maxanda#thomfield#love the idea of chloe rubbing off on her and being more bold in her flirting game#“in my bed” ???#wtf crazy#the person who posted the fic “In my bed...?” inspired this for real
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So can someone tell me why Max is able to get away with doing whatever he wants but when another driver puts a foot wrong, they get blasted by F1 fans?
It’s all ‘omg mad max ! I love my controversial king!!’ Then Lando says something dumb or annoying and the whole internet starts going on about how he’s not championship winner material.
AND DO NOT GET ME STARTED on how the internet has vilified George for…caring? Showing emotion? Because it’s weird and cringe for a man to show an emotion that isn’t rage?? - yeah…
Everything George said in that interview last year that he got called a crybaby for saying is 100% TRUE. And it’s been proven to be true…over and over and over again. And it’s not funny. It’s embarrassing. Why is a 27 year old man throwing tantrums? Instead of talking to his team management, instead of trying to get the best result he can with that car.
#he’s an amazing driver. I know why a lot of people like him#but I can’t stand it when people make excuses for him#there’s being independent minded and not willing to dull yourself down then there’s just behaving like a child#I’ve defended max in the past#but I just can’t anymore wtf was that#f1#formula one#formula 1#mv33#max verstappen#mv1#ln4#lando norris#gr63#george russell
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A compilation of my favorite chaotic f1 moments (2024) (in no particular order)
lewis to ferrari like before the season begins
kmag (as a whole)
shoving an 18 year old into an f1 car with like a days notice
said 18 year olds father looking So stressed
the appendix saga part 2
alpine civil war (ciao)
F1 drivers x era's tour
Alonso inspecting the McLaren car going wtf
Max inspecting his own car going wtf
Lewis fixing his own car
Hungary.
The Adoption
The rookies
Mercedes sabotaging lewis allegations
Lando & Max beef
you came, you called (foul versions)
Lewis winking at Nico
"Simply lovely"
"LOL"
"Yabbadabbadoo"
George getting disqualified
Liam lawson looming over danny ric
Mechanics in the rain
Sauber's socials as a whole
Hamilton x Hamilton (not technically int he sport but listen)
On that note "man am i greatest? x femiminonon)
Leo and roscoe meeting
Carlos vs Oscar fight to death's
Oscar mom
There is more but these are the first coming to mind
#this is so long wtf guys#f1#formula 1#mclaren#ferrari#max verstappen#lando norris#charles lecrelc#carlos sainz#lewis hamilton#oscar piastri#alpine#george russell#liam lawson#kick sauber#nico rosberg#nicole piastri#brocedes#fernando alonso#ollie bearman#redbull racing#kevin magnussen
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I may have been very late to the party, but I saw that on Twitter today and i've been questioning myself ever since.
#what is happening#f1#race week in baku is around us again#seriously wtf#max verstappen#charles leclerc#checo perez#lestappen#he's not innocent yk
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I wonder how the showrunners feel right now, sitting on that burning chair they lit under themselves.
Like, lol, what even is this? One day they’re giving interviews saying Nick is an evil villain who committed unspeakable atrocities off-screen and is some horrible N@zi — and the next day he’s a good man who never chose Gilead and loves his family.
Dude, do you seriously think we’re complete idiots? 🤡
I mean, I know some people’s media literacy is shockingly low… but come on… this is honestly the most absurd promo campaign for a show I’ve ever seen.
I feel so bad for Max — having to be (unintentionally) at the center of this whole slap in the face to the audience.
#tht#the handmaid's tale#wtf is this#like seriously#lol#nick blaine#max minghella#nick deserved better#osblaine#ghostblaine
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(Gax rivalry come back we miss you)
#f1#gax#this season has had like zero homoerotic tension so far... wtf#russtappen#george russell#max verstappen#f1 memes#f1 incorrect quotes#f1 textposts#formula 1#formula one#gr63#mv1
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anon has inspired me with sugar daddy max so i thought id share.
max is sweet and gentle most of the time, buying you all the bags, shoes, clothes you could ever want. but when he snaps? you hardly recognise him.
maybe you accidentally mistreat a scarf he bought you. it’s ripped, and ungratefully, you offhandedly mention that ‘we’ll just get another one’.
max doesn’t like that one bit. ‘you think i’m made of money?’ as he’s slamming into you, no regard for your comfort. ‘you think i like spending my money on a whore like you?’ and you’re trying to shake your head, give him an answer, but he has the scarf that you so carelessly discarded wrapped tightly around your neck, turning you into a breathless, choking mess. and he’s not letting you up until you’ve cried, begged for forgiveness, and really felt the cost of such behaviour.
of course, when he’s done treating you like the toy you are, he’ll buy you another scarf. and some shoes, and some wine, and anything else you’d like. isn’t he just the nicest ever? <3


ASDFASDLKFJASLDFASF WAIT WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD ON GUYS YOURE KILLING ME WHATS GOING ON OH MY GOD I CANT-
#bon answers#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen x reader smut#max verstappen smut#max verstappen x female reader#max verstappen x female reader smut#f1 smut#f1 x reader#f1 x reader smut#f1 x female reader#f1 x female reader smut#sugardaddy!au#sugar daddy!au#HUH?#WHYD I LEAVE THIS IN MY INBOX WTF
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i know max doesn't care much but people shouting lando's name during the national anthem wasn't respectful at all
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Caught red handed
#maxley#bradley x max#bradley uppercrust iii#max goof#an extremely goofy movie#goofy movie#it turned out so good wtf 😩
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After how poorly the older drivers treated Max when he debuted in f1, seeing him be so supportive of and loved by all the rookies this year makes me feel so happy 🥰🥰🥰🥰
#i heard sebastian vettel was mean to him WTF#i know they have a good relationship now but what the fuck does anyone know what seb did/said#f1#max verstappen#kimi antonelli#gabriel bortoleto#liam lawson#isack hadjar#hermie's rants#ollie bearman
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I think a real fun and neat part about all the speedsters in existence dealing with their powers glitching them into 5D incomprehensible planes filled with Eldritch Horrors and nightmares on the daily is that we get to see their reactions to that.
Wally, for example? He shoves that shit deep, deep down and tries to pretend it isn't happening. Denial all the way baby, let's go.
Ace and Avery? Play videogames and hope it goes away while you teeter on the verge of a panic attack.
Irey? Stare at the void and watch as it stares back.
Jai? Stare at the void and then get beat up by the void. Cry a little. The void stole your clothes, now what?
Barry? Depressive spiral. He's in his room now. He lives there. The door is locked.
Max? Spiritual enlightenment. Speaks to the Speedforce Buffalo
Bart? Unfazed. Doesn't even realize it's happening because this is just Tuesday for Bart. He's eating novelty pickles. Get on his level.
#this isn't a fucking joke this is real wtf#jfc i love flash comics#dc#dc comics#the flash#kid flash#wally west#impulse#bart allen#barry allen#max mercury#irey west#jai west#thunderheart#surge#avery ho#ace west
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