#May 16 2023

[royalarchivist]

Phil: [Forever] is OBSESSED with his ex, and I am the replacement. He wants me to try and become him. He's got the least amount of rizz I have ever witnessed! [...] So I just left. I just– I got up and left, you know? I was like, "I don't have to take this sht." Fit: Good for you! Phil: I'm an independent cis male. [Cracks up]

Phil and Fit (mostly Phil) roast Forever.

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Fit: Forever!

Forever: [Punches Phil as he runs past him]

Phil: Whoa! Jesus Christ.

Forever: Hey, Fit! Nice to see you again.

Fit: Hello, hello!

Forever: Hello. [Forever runs off.]

Phil: Dude just punched me and fcking left!

Fit: He just gave you a little love tap, I guess.

Phil: No, do you wanna know the– you want to know the drama, do you wanna know some tea?

Fit: OHHHH, sir, sir! Please, enlighten me!

Phil: SO – Forever tells me to come join him in a VC. I politely accept, ok? I'm like, "Alright, let's see what he has to say." He says he has some– you know, a proposition. He then pulls up a video on his phone and is like, "Hey, do you wanna watch what my ex used to sound like? Do you wanna look at like, videos of me and my ex hanging out? Do you wanna watch this video with me? Hey, Phil, do you want to start saying some of the things that my ex says?"

Fit: [Laughs]

Phil: "Do you wanna start acting like my ex? Wait–" [Phil leans into the mic] "–can we dress you up a little bit more to look like my ex?"

Fit: Oh no...

Phil: "Can you put in some contact lenses to have the same color eyes as my ex?" Motherfcker is OBSESSED with his ex, and I am the replacement. He wants me to try and become him. Motherfcker– he thought I was American as well! He thought I was American! I was like, "Motherfcker, you don't know me for sht!" He's got the least amount of rizz I have ever witnessed! [Laughs]

Fit: Yeah, I mean, I understand your pain. The greatest insult you can give someone is thinking that they're American. That's pretty much the biggest insult, so– I would be livid, Phil, I don't blame you for feeling that way.

Phil: Dude, so I just left. I just– I got up and left, you know? I was like, "I don't have to take this sht."

Fit: Good for you!

Phil: I'm an independent cis male. [Cracks up]

[dogstomp]

Dogstomp #3058 - May 16th Patreon / Discord Server / Itaku / Bluesky

Got to almost half of them. My problem is mostly that I burn out on video games after a few months.

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Peace

[abybweisse]

Do you see the manga coming to a happy ending for Our Ciel?

Define "happy ending"....

But I think I've answered an ask like this before. Various tags below for finding similar posts.

Basically, I expect Sebastian to devour our earl's soul and to be changed by it, in some significant way. Gaining some human emotions, or something.

It all depends on whether our earl considers his own death and a changed demon (for the better, I hope?) to be a happy ending.

[druggeddraccus]

aaaaghfhhs it’s so good!!! i’m so happy with it so far

[sunskate]

christina working out at spero performance

[dunkudunk]

Merboy doots. That is all.

[mermaidinthecity]

May 16, 2023

[dteam-snaps]

→ MAY 16 2023

[ijust-want-todie]

Honestly, how could expect anyone to love me when not even my own parents do.

[averbaldumpingground]

It could have been another life.

His hand, a little cold in yours. His nervous smile.

It could have been, and then it wasn't anymore.

His picture's in the paper after that. You won't be there when he regrets his choice.

[havithreatendub4]

@ 1:31:07 and 1:42:27 is Johnny's #arrival and walking the #red carpet, respectively, with the cast & #director #Maïwenn #May 16, 2023 #Canne Film Festival 2023 #France #link #Jeanne Du Barry #trailer music

[vyxart]

<3

[abybweisse]

How long does it take for a demon to completely digest a soul? Is it possible for a shinigami to save a soul from being completely digested by extracting the soul before it's too late? Uns better quit messing around wit cinematic records and creating BDs, and just use his scythe on that demon's physical form.

I have no idea how long it takes a demon to digest a soul or make it no longer exist. It's possible that a part remains, making demons an example of "you are what you eat".

This would suggest that the souls Sebastian previously ate were from people who were selfish SOBs who never really felt love or a sense of loss. Desire, greed, hatred, etc., but not a particularly wide range of emotions.

Anyway, I don't think Undertaker can snatch a soul back out of a demon who ate one. Some in the fandom thought that's exactly what Undertaker was doing when he stabbed Sebastian on the Campania, so he could retrieve real Ciel's soul, but no. Real Ciel is definitely still missing a soul; he's still a bizarre doll, just one that's got its own goals and desires... instead of images of Undertaker dressed as Charlie Chaplin.

Of course, this makes me wonder what kind of soul real Ciel had, since Sebastian still has a hard time grasping the concepts of love and loss. However, I do think he felt a brief moment of something when he realized how Beast had died... and felt even more of something when Agni died.

This is why I'm interested to see what happens if/when he devours our earl's soul.

Will he cry... like Hannah does after eating Luka's soul? 🤔

[druggeddraccus]

so i lost these pants for quite a bit in my dresser and forgot they had a hole in them

so i did a quick mend of them when i woke up this morning. i really love the circle of thread i have around it lol this is also a super stretchy material do i thought the extra thread would help it from separating 🤷‍♀️ we’ll see so far it’s holding up okay

[dianereviewsbooks]

Tell-Tale Bones

In Tell-Tale Bones, spousal abuse, disappearances, a psychic, a ghost, and Edgar Allen Poe combine to create an intriguing cozy mystery. Sarah Booth and her best friend, Tinkie, are private detectives in small town Zinnia, Mississippi. Sarah Booth is frequently visited by her family’s ghost, Jitty, who tries to help solve their cases too. The women have two cases in this book. A psychic has been…