#NO BUT LIKE

[hardcore-solangelo-19]

nah but like- celebrity gossip in paris be different: ”Dude, you know the guitarist from Kitty Section?” ”Luka Couffaine? Yeah, why” ”He’s going out with Adrien Agreste-“

“Wait, the Adrien Agreste? Like model and son of Gabriel Agreste, Agreste?!”

“Any other Adrien you know?” ”Sorry- hey wait a minute, wasn’t he dating that girl who was offered to intern for Audrey Bougeouis?” ”Marinette Dupain-Cheng? Yeah well turns out, she’s going out with World-Class Fencing Champion Kagami Tsurugi.” ”Well good for them- *phone pings* DUDE- YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS WHO MAKE THE MIRACULOUS LADYBUG WEBCOMICS?” ”Uh yeah?” ”They’re going out!!” ”I totally ship them!!” Edit cuz i thought of something really funny after reading @grabowskibeepboop’s reblog: ”DUDE-“ ”What?”

“LUKA’S CHEATING ON ADRIEN WITH CHAT NOIR”

“w h a t” ”LOOK” *shows ladyblog article about lukanoir*

[imaginariumwanderer]

Some practice Elder faerie & Shadow milk art, trying to get the hang of their designs

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: ptsd / ]

The boys (and April!) would have loved to have their own Space Arc like the other iterations. Being such avid fans of Jupiter Jim, I think they’d have a blast just taking in the fact that they’re in space.

Imagine them gravity being turned off while they’re in space, and they’re floating and having fun in the spaceship and they look out into the darkness of space and-

And…

Leo’s floating, staring out into grey blankness, and everything hurts and he’s alone and this was his choice but he’s scared-

Things get less fun after they realize they already had a small taste of what space had to offer.

[the-marauders-are-ghosts]

me when i listen to people info dump: kiss me. i love you.

[im-getting-help]

I need a version of Saltburn in which Farleigh helps Oliver to get with Felix cause he's been waiting too damn long for Felix to accept that he's queer.

Like, he doesn't really care about Oliver, they're not friends or anything. He just knows that Oliver is in lesbians with Felix and Felix is intrested but too deep in comp-het to do anything about it.

Imagine, the possibilities.

[honeybyte]

got tired mid mask

[bi-disaster-yn]

No but like… Billy taking care of you when you’re sick

Pairing: Billy Hargrove x Reader

Summary: Billy shows you a sensitive side you’ve never seen before.

Format: Drabble

A/N: I have Covid rn and this is all I want so here’s a drabble about it. Reader has no specifications so can be read as any gender.

The empty glass of water on your nightstand stared back at you mockingly. You had no energy to get up and fetch some more. Your muscles ached lying on your side in the foetal position but still, you were too groggy to move. Everyone in your house was either at school or at work so they couldn’t attend to you in your time of need.

A sudden rustling and banging sound came from outside your window, dragging you from the depths of self-pity. Immediately you sat up with a pounding in your chest, terrified about what dangers lurked outside your window that you were inevitably too weak to fight. You squeezed your eyes shut in anticipation of certain doom.

“Ah! Fuck!” The intruder shouted as they bundled in the window. Your eyes flew open at the familiar voice and your hand clasped to your mouth to stifle a giggle.

Sprawled across your bedroom floor, was one Billy Hargrove.

“Billy, what the fuck are you doing?” You asked with an eyebrow raised as he scrambled to his feet and flashed you his signature cheeky grin.

“Saw you were cutting but your friends were at school, figured it was an invitation.” He smirked, chewing some gum cheekily and swaggering over to your bed.

Your heart sank that this was the first place his mind went to. Whilst you had only been dating for a couple of months, you were starting to think that Billy was only in this for one thing. He was going to be sorely disappointed today.

“I’m not cutting, Billy. I’m sick.” You sighed and slumped back into your foetal position, pulling the covers up to your chin.

Billy frowned and for the first time since he’d gotten there, he took in your frail form. Your eyes had sunken in and your skin appeared waxy. You let out a couple of painful sounding coughs which took him aback.

“Shit, I’m sorry, Angel.” He said, pressing the back of his hand to your forehead. “You’re really warm”

“Yeah, I think I’ve got a fever. So, if you want to have sex then not today, Sunshine.” You groaned, rolling over to face the wall.

Billy shook his head and sat down properly on your bed next to you. “What do you need?”

The question made you blink a couple of times in disbelief. A part of you thought it was some sort of silly joke and that you’d turn round to him already crawling out of the window.

Instead, when you turned round, he was pulling his leather jacket off and folding it over the chair that sat at your desk. His usual cheeky smile had softened into a genuine and inviting one as he stood reporting for duty. Your state of neglect had put you in no position to dismiss him.

“Um… more water?” You croaked with uncertainty. Billy nodded and walked round to your nightstand, picking up the empty glass that had been torturing you for the best part of an hour.

“Anything else?” He asked, giving you a sympathetic look.

“Some food. I’ve not eaten today.” You admitted, clutching on to your sheets feeling vulnerable around Billy’s uncharacteristic tenderness.

“Got it.” He replied shortly and left your room.

At this point you were certain that you were having a fever dream and soon you’d wake up to the empty glass of water taunting you again. Billy was a complete charmer and flirt. He had the ability to make you feel like you were the only person in the world without actually putting too much effort in. His strong points were the smoothing talking and flashy  dates before taking you to an abandoned parking lot and having sex in the back of the car.

Opening up about feelings, spending time with your family, taking care of you when you were sick were all things you hadn’t considered him capable of, up until now.

He returned to your room and presented you with a full glass of water and a haphazardly cut sandwich. You carefully sat up and took the plate from him, giving him a light smile as you nibbled at your food.

“It’s the only thing I really know how to make.” He explained nervously. “Usually while my dad and Susan are out, I order a pizza or Max makes something for herself.”

“It’s nice, Billy, thanks.” You replied and he couldn’t help but feel proud of himself.

He sat down on the bed next to you, kicking his shoes off with a clear intention of staying. You paused your eating and looked at him inquisitively: “you don’t have to sit with me, you know.”

“Well, I want to.” He grinned and planted his palms on your mattress, pushing himself back to sit against the headboard next to you.

“You gonna be my nurse or something?” You laughed, resting your head on his shoulder and wrapping your arm round his.

“Hey, get the idea of me in a little nurse’s outfit out of your filthy little head.” He chuckled. “I think I’d look good in the stockings though.”

“You’d look very hot, babe.” You smirked and snuggled into him more.

“Do you need anything else?” Billy offered, tracing his fingertips along your arm soothingly. “I can run you a bath?”

“Sure.” You agreed, looking up at him with a grateful expression. “Thanks for taking care of me today.”

“No problem, Angel.” He kissed your temple. “But I wouldn’t do this for just anyone, you know?”

Again, with his incredible ability to make you feel like the only person in the world. You attempted to hide the smug smile on your face as you kissed his cheek. “I know, sweetheart. Don't worry, you're still Hawkins' resident bad boy.”

"Damn straight."

[izzysbeans]

I think a lot more is going to happen 7x06 to 7x10 then we realize. Up until a few days ago we were so sure the wedding wouldnt be until the season finale. We are so not ready for this

[head---ache]

Oh noooo someone called me transphobic slurs for drawing trans hedgehogs I guess I'll stop!!:((

Like grow up dude why are you blaming me for something that's not my fault just look at those hedgehogs it's not my fault none of them is cisgender I'm just following the rules over here if they have gender I draw gender there's nothing I can do about it

[barbie-tings]

I am SO fucking tired of people giggling and laughing over Miguel’s astv backstory and brushing it off as “teehee funny dude adopted random girl, can adopt spider kids too🤭”

Like can we acknowledge the absolute INSANITY that Miguel portrayed??

Like this man witnessed HIS OWN MURDER, hid his OWN BODY and fucking-just stole this dudes entire life!!??? IS THAT NOT CRAZY? He hid a child’s own father’s death from her and assumed his identity, laying in a bed with a woman he does not know, slowly piecing together the personality and history of the man he pretended to be. Did he break into his wife’s phone, obsessively read messages and private notes to determine what type of husband he was? Did he sneak into his daughter’s room, crack open her journal to craft the mask he needed, carefully putting everything back as it was when he was done? Did he practice the flaws and temperament of this human Miguel in the mirror? How did he explain away his fits of rage, his sudden interest flips, his drug addiction? How many times did he gaslight his own fucking family into thinking they forgot to tell him something or that they forgot an aspect of their dad/partner? How many times did his wife and daughter beat themselves up for forgetting a core aspect of a family member because Miguel convinced them that he always wanted this/had this stance/hated that? Miguel’s daughter faded from existence not knowing that her real daddy, the one who helped her take her first steps, who was there at her first soccer game, who loved and cherished her, was rotting in the fucking ground while the man who went through great lengths to hide this from her, who carried her beloved father out into the woods or the river or wherever to lay him to rest in dishonor, held her with teary eyes, knowing he caused this with his own greed.

That’s literal psychotic behavior at it’s FINEST

[everlcvelyjewell]

the whole of tumblr on november 5th:

[sparklinpixiedust]

The omnitirix : trying to sample and store the osmosian DNA from Kevin

Kevin: sampling and storing the DNA from the omnitrix.

[damn-it-sammie]

watching buzzfeed unsolved/watcher/ghost files feels like watching the human versions of delusion and completely unbothered try to figure out if they heard the wind or their dead cousin.

with copious amounts of screaming from one of the two.

[rintoki]

i love fics where the character has the biggest, fattest, most debilitating crush on the reader or the other party bc

[iris-drawing-stuff]

Help, can someone please explain to me what the joke is?

Is there a Japanese pun on drone beetle or is Haruka just being a bit goofy?

[sorio99]

I don’t want to be weird, or objectifying, or creepy.

But this week’s episode of Make Some Noise might be the best encapsulation of why I’m Bi.