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yourusername: he lets me touch his hair i win losers
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kuniisuke: yeah but i'm the one who he kicks balls with
↳hiyori: MATE. NO.
↳yourusername: yeah and i'm the one playing with his balls
↳karasu_tabito: okay what the fuck
↳chigi.who: not true please don't trust her
↳eita.otoya: you sure ab that princess?
↳yourusername: ew don't you have enough bitches already?
nikkoki: he looks so tired of you in the second picture
↳yourusername: YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HIM WHAT
↳nikkoki: exactly. his annoyance radiates off the picture
↳yourusername: go back to crying like a lil wuss or something
user1: i love your eyelashes
↳yourusername: i love you
↳chigi.who: no you don't
↳yourusername: i'm a free independent woman with my own free will
↳chigi.who: icecream if you shut up
↳yourusername: ok
↳karasu_tabito: so you just buy her silence?
↳chigi.who: yes
↳yourusername: HE LETS ME TOUCH HIS HAIR TOO SO HONESTLY I'M WINNING
↳karasu_tabito: valid
kenyu.yukimiya: what the fuck is he doing in the first picture?
↳chigi.who: can't you see?
↳chigi.who: oh wait no nevermind he actually can't
↳yourusername: THAT'S SO RUDE?? SAY SORRY
↳chigi.who: i'm sorry that you're blind as a bat i guess
↳kenyu.yukimiya: fuck you
mikka.kaiser: why is everyone fucking everyone in this comment section
↳alexis.ness: could be us?
↳isaichii: no one's fucking
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yourusername: in a world full of boys he's a gentleman (the last image is me n him)
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chigi.who: no that is not us what the fuck.
↳yourusername: aww hyo don't be shy
↳chigi.who: you like playing w my hair right?
↳yourusername: no i'm sorry+ i love you+ don't remove my hair touching privilege + i'm js a girl + don't be a hater
megubachi: the last image is canon (i was the chair)
↳yourusername: my real one fr
↳isaichii: bavjura i didrn except tjis frmo yoi
↳rin.itoshi: what
↳yourusername: "bachira i didn't expect this from you"
↳megubachi: you're still my number one
↳isaichii: sorry guys kaiser was chasing me around like a mad maniac
↳mikka.kaiser: come to papa
↳reo.miikage: what the fuck
nikkoki: was the last picture really necessary?
↳yourusername: are you really necessary
↳isaichii: throwback to the time when someone asked chigiri if his haircare was necessary and without any hesitation he went "are you really necessary"
↳shiidoryu: dk ab that but i can throw a back
↳chigi.who: did it once and i'll do it again
user2: you should date me instead i'll let you touch my hair
↳yourusername: oh emm gee let's go on a date to the park and we'll terrorize kids tgt !!
↳user2: ofc bae
↳chigi.who: i am that kid because what the fuck .
↳yourusername: 🙁
↳chigi.who: ew
↳yourusername: BEO YOU BETTER FUCKING SLEEP WITH A EYE OPEB I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOP OFF YOU'RE HAIR STEAL YOUR SISTER AND THAN LIKE DRAW IN YOUR FACE
↳mikka.kaiser: bro* an* open* your* then* on*
↳shiidoryu: SHUT UP CAN YOU NOT ENJOY THE DRAMA W/O BEING AN GEEK FOR 2 MINUTES
↳alexis.ness: it's a geek and don't talk to kaiser like that you good for nothing zesty butt loving horny demon
↳itoshi_sae: please help he keeps touching my butt
↳shiidoryu: you're into that bae 😘
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chigi.who: i actually act like a normal boyfriend
tagged: yourusername
julian.loki: just how broad is normal in this situation?
↳yourusername: broader than yo mom
↳julian.loki: ..
↳julian.loki: ok i kinda maybe sorta might have laughed
↳yourusername: normal can mean pushing me off a swing or fighting w a 7 year old who was rude to me btw
↳oliver.aiku: bro got bullied by a 7 year old
↳yourusername: you got cooked by a guy who does puzzles btw
↳oliver.aiku: bye
yourusername: i'm spiderman (REAL NOT CLICKBAIT 3AM CHALLENGE GONE WRONG 🙀🙀😱😱💯💯)
↳rin.itoshi: weren't you batman?
↳yourusername: shhhh that's a secret
↳megubachi: I'M BATMAN???
↳yourusername: no but you can be hello kitty
↳megubachi: deal
nagi.seishiro: how much we betting y/n fell of the roof on her ass
↳yourusername: RUDE !! I HOPE CHOKI DIES
↳nagi.seishiro: not cool dude :x
↳chigi.who: she did in fact actually fall on her ass
↳yourusername: ihy
↳chigi.who: not what you were saying last night
↳yourusername: I'M STILL A MINORR
↳eita.otoya: TRYNA STRIKE A CORD AND IT'S PROLLY A MINORRR
↳mikka.kaiser: drake fr got cooked
↳yourusername: so did you
↳karasu_tabito: drake x kaiser
yourusername: no but i fr love you
↳chigi.who: i know you do
↳yourusername: WOULD IT KILL TO TELL ME YOU LOVE ME BACK??
↳chigi.who: i'm js a girl
↳kuniisuke: I FUCKING CALLED IT HE WAS TOO 💅💅 TO BE A SWEATY MAN WHO KICKED BALLS
↳reo.miikage: what
↳megubachi: wajt
↳isaichii: huh
↳hiyori: the fuck
↳mikka.kaiser: why
↳alexis.ness: what
↳eita.otoya: 💀
↳karasu_tabito: w h a t .
↳rin.itoshi: what the actual fuck
↳shiidoryu: I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT
↳itosh_sae: no
↳barou.shoei: get help and sleep because it's 2 fucking am
↳chigi.who: :p
chigi.who: you're pretty
↳yourusername: i know
wellll that was mid asf i don't know how to write chigiri exactly if you can see but it's fine
Warnings : SUGGESTIVE content!! Reader and Daniel being horny for eachother on main
face claim : megan thee stallion
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user7 : praying for a dr3 podium
— user5 : lmao you’ll need something stronger than prayer
user6 : can’t believe mother is dating this loser
youruser : whore
— user9 : 😅😨
youruser : I’m sorry I wasn’t aware I was running a brothel
youruser : who let you out of your cage long enough for you to post this
— user7 : girl pls ✋🏿 😭
youruser : who you trying to impress???? 😨😅
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— youruser : you know what 😼🤭
— danielricciardo : on my way!
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lewishamilton : an amazing show as always y/n! But was that last part really necessary?
— youruser : yes
user7 : your free speech… hand it over!!!
user21 : how she’s so down bad over a man well past his prime i can’t understand 🤷🏼♀️
— youruser : PAST HIS PRIME!???log off NEOWWW
— user32 : I fear she’s dickmatised 😔
user45 : love that they’re still in the honeymoon phase
— user47 : FR!! I need all their secrets! after almost 3 years and they’re still so in love with each other
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youruser : I see your “Danny Ric is a loser who doesn’t deserve y/n” and raise you “LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT MY MAN, LOOK AT HIS BIG GORGEOUS, RIDEABLE NOSE, AND HIS TATTED THIGHS AND HIM IN A SUIT!!! RATTLING ON THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE!! I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM, GOD FORGIVE ME FOR EVERYTHING IM GOING TO DO TO THIS MAN WHEN I GET HOME FROM THIS DINNER, THE SLOPPIEST TOP THATS EVER GUNNA SLOP IS COMING HIS WAY!” oh btw Agora Hills out like rn!
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— youruser : don’t be jealous cause I’m doing your man on the daily
— maxverstappen1 : 😨
— user65 : lmao y/n stays traumatising these drivers
landonorris : listened to the song! Great! Cool! Cool cool cool. Didn’t need to know all that but really good I guess
user70 : you know I’m starting to see the vision
lewishamilton : y/n… is this why youre on the phone rn?
— youruser : sorry wrong number
— lewishamilton : this is social media
— youruser : no habla ingles!!
user1 : not the random picture of you on the second slide
— user3 : that’s what I’m saying 😭 like is this not an appreciation post for your man?
— youruser : god forbid a woman look hot and post it! need to show you guys he’s taken by a bad bitch!
danielricciardo : forever grateful you chose me to spend life with 💞
— youruser : oh… we not being horny rn?
— danielricciardo : my draws are off rn
— lewishamilton : OH this is why y/n just sprinted out of the room
— youruser : forever grateful you chose to spend life with me too 💙💙
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— user76 : girl 😭 you good???!
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y/n — pretty when u cry. plvtinum. tonight.
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iamplvtinum BEST DIRECTOR
iamplvtinum absolutely honoured to have you
↳ y/n bro i should be thanking YOU for letting me join
↳ y/n THANK YOOOOU
iamcharliebushnell LITERALLY WHAT
iamcharliebushnell THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING DROP
iamcharliebushnell ITS GIVING SCREAM & AHS
↳ y/n 🤭 mighta been the inspo
walker.scobell HOLY ZEUS
↳ y/n holy poseidon
leahsavajeffries OH MY GOD YOU DIDNT EVEN TELL US ABOUT THIS?!$:&/@;
↳ y/n oopsies 🫣
yasmeenfletcher THATS MY SISTAH
↳ y/n LOVE U MEENA
iamcharliebushnell im surprised you didn’t spoil this to me
↳ y/n trust me im just as shocked
↳ iamcharliebushnell did you tell anyone is the question 🤨
↳ y/n yes your mom
↳ iamcharliebushnell 😃
leahsavajeffries PRETTY LITTLE THING TELLING PRETTY LIES
↳ y/n GO LEAH GO
dior.n.goodjohn ANGEL NUMBERS TATTED ON HER THIGH
↳ y/n THIS IS AMAZING
levizmiller i’m so proud of you ❤️
↳ y/n thank you, love you lev <3
william.franklyn.miller I SEE U I SEE U 🫣
↳ y/n EXPECT A STYLE WHEN U SEE ME NEXT MISTER
iamcharliebushnell im back because i still can’t get over how epic this is
↳ y/n STOP BEING SO CUTE
↳ iamcharliebushnell “pretty little thing telling pretty lies” YEAH SHE DEFINITELY IS
↳ y/n THAT WAS THE BEST REFERENCE
↳ iamcharliebushnell BUT ITS TRUE DUMMY
↳ y/n OI I DIDN'T LIE ABOUT YOU BEING CUTE
↳ iamcharliebushnell neither did i, pretty little thing
user no way charlie made such a conspicuous reference 🤭
↳ user2 NO FR THIS IS INSANE
user3 IM SO CONFUSED IS SHE DATING CHARLIE???
↳ user4 LOL IDK BUT I LOVE WHATEVER THEY ARE
thank you so much for all the love on chapters one and two! hopefully this chapter reveals more of the state of charlie & y/n's relationship hehe :) i had so much fun writing this because every time i listen to the song i think of slasher films 😅
as always, i will continue updating the taglist :)
i love you and am so proud of you, stay safe and drink water <3
back at it again, its another fatherless rapscallion😭
100% believe you and soap call people bestie if you dont like them
ex: "soap come hither, i have tea on bestie chloe" and he comes barreling down the hall to hear the tea
lmfao speaking of soap
SOAP=WHINY MAN BABY
this man whines when you give him the silent treatment fo sheezy 💯
ghost thinks its really funny when soap watches you with a '☹' face evrry time you ignore him
gaz always knows everything because you know everything so you tell him its hilarious asf
anyways
you and gaz always be talkin about topher fr
(i dont have the of so an edit will do:)
HELLA INSIDE JOKES
price is highkey tired of your humor
"is there anything you need?" price "other than a father/mother? nope. thanks, tho" you *insert gaz laughing from the other room*, distressed price leaved the room, clutching at his sussy goofy wacky little hat
if you are fluent in spanish i strongly believe ghost will be scared of you
as i have been trading my spanish for german, i wont put anything else involving spanish, thanks 😍🙏
screaming judas in tge shower
ghost yelling at you to shut up
soap joining to annoy his babygorl
gaz humming along because lady gaga is goddess
price needing to leave the room
l m f a o
ok so like what if you're really good at card games, savvy?
you and 141 are laying low in a safehouse somewhere
soap finds a deck of cards, and everyone plays and/or watches
anyway you suggest playing manipulation
price immediately agrees, he hasnt played in a while but still thinks he could beat everyonr
ghost joins in, but gaz watches
what if you sat in his lap
no sorry my bad im in love
anyway
the first, like, three rounds everyones drawing like five cards
and price somehow ends up with two cards while everyones drawing cards
hes getting cocky, thinking that he'll go out first because of his amount of cards
HOWEVER
he had an ace
so that was virtually impossible to get rid of lmfao
anyhow,
price had on his poker face, and surprisingly, so did you
no one could tell you were able to get rid of the five cards in your hand only in the eighth round
bada bing bada boom you served the team their ass when you quickly arranged your cards into their appropriate piles
and then you look at everyone's flabberghasted expression
price is 😯🙁ing so hard
not only did price lose, he lost to one of the youngest people on the team
ghost is a sore loser tbh
"fuckin' hell, reaper. the hell you learn to play like that?" ghost "around" you shrug
price thinks about that all the time tbh
LETS TALK ABOUT THE TIME 141 FIRST SAW YOU SMOKING
after a somewhat rough mission, you go MIA
everyones worried; you generally let someone know whenever you go somewhere
but its hour 4 of you being gone and price is worried
you did this when the whole situation with alex went down, so price has limited experience with your MIA bouts
highkey feels bad he can't protect you emotionally :(
it was well below sun down when price found you
poor captain almost had a stroke when you saw you
you were outside sitting cross legged facing the direction which the sun had set, indicating you'd been there for a while
you had a lighter in your hand, lighting up cigarette number unknown
"what are you doing, kid?"
you had heard him coming so you didnt jump or anything you just shrugged
"do you want to talk about it?"
a mocking laugh fell from your lips, spewing out with smoke "nah."
price was at a loss. you had never acted like this before- cold and sharp
he moved to sit by you though </3
soon ghost trailed out, wondering where price was
an inky black mass caught his eye
but as he was making his way over, he saw a cigarette get smushed into the ground and a knew one being pulled from a pack
price didn't smoke cigarettes, he smoked cigars, so who would that be?
but then ghost heard your voice and an exhale and you had the cigarette
ghost: 😯
"hell's goin' on out here?" ghost grumbled, sitting on the other side of u, eyes widening at the amount of boxes at ur side
price answered when you didnt "getting some air"
ghost blinked at the cigarette hanging from your lips. okay
the guys tried to get you to talk but couldn't get anything out of you but a scoff or two
even when ghost offered to let you sleep in his room you said no :(((
after that you gathered your shit and left for the base leaving ghost and price concerned </3
whoa who broke my heart i sure am angsty today 😟💯
you didnt get any sleep that night btw
on another note
MOVIE NIGHTS WITH THE GUYS BUT GAZ INSISTS INSTEAD OF YOU
obviously he goes to you first
"hey y/n" :))) "do you wanna" :)))))) "watch a movie" :))))))))) "with us?" :))))))))))))
i'll be damned if you say no. 😐🔪
so you said yes 😍❤
he smiled so big </33
went to soap next
then pulled up the movie
with everyone ( minus ghost ), price couldn't say no 🙃
ghost pulled up, ffs 🤯
gaz chose either a horror movie or a horror movie
so you watched a horror movie 😁
gaz was probably clinging to you the whole time
so was soap probably
ghost was somewhat interested, but price fell asleep
his goofy snore is so loud bro im not even playing 🤧😭😭
if you have migraines you best believe everyone has midol/typenol for you
never ibuprofen tho bc after a mission if you had a headache, 141 might think you possibly had/have a brain bleed and wouldn't give you ibuprofen bc thats a blood thinner and could start another bleed
you and gaz have playlists for everyone
you both follow each other on EVERYTHING
if you were too poor (like me HDJSNEHDJEUZ) gaz would let you and only you on his netflix acc ❤
SYNOPSIS. ━━━━━ It’s not everyday that your friends childhood friend turns out to be the girl that you literally have a fan account for, but for Seonghwa, San and Mingi it’s become a reality. being able to get close to your bias is great! even if she does have a raging crush on someone else…
6mar23 | st. 09/03/23 ━ fn. 31/08/23
pairing. ━━━━━ college students! fans! park seonghwa, choi san, song mingi x fem! idol! reader (x idol! oc)
featuring. ━━━━━ ateez, kang seulgi (red velvet), fatou samba (black swan), park sujin aka swan (purple kiss), shin yuna (itzy), do hanse (former victon) oc, fem oc
genre. ━━━━━ smau, written, humor/crack, fluff, angst, suggestive, love square, idol/college au, strangers to friends to lovers, really slow burn, pinning, secret identity
warnings. ━━━━━ i’m not a native english speaker so my english might be a little off sometimes ! ! ! timestamps/sm numbers mean nothing, sexism/slutshaming, swearing, mentions of food/sex/serious topic, kys/kms and other questionable jokes, use of pictures for yn but only for reference (only of dark skin poc used), cyber bullying, ssngs, mental illness/anxiety, mentions of alcohol/drugs. small age gaps, more thorough warnings in the actual chapters, let me know if missed smth
notes. ━━━━━ the taglist is closed, spam likes are fine but consider reblogging with comments of ur thoughts (not only on my work but on other authors work too!) credits to the rightful owners of all the graphics n music
i have a request that she and zhou show up to the padock in the same outfit unplanned
like i feel this would happen - they both fancy showing up in something so different and the other would be wearing the same thing !! <3 fashion icons think the same 😌
THE HELMET BET
pairings: zhou guanyu x driver!reader / f1 grid x driver!reader
warnings: swearing. based on the 2022 grid. mention of sexism and racism. joke about doing an orgy.
author's note: idk if this is what you had in mind, but I had already written a small part of this fic and then your ask came in and I couldn't help myself. I love zhou so much, ugh thats my man fr. also, thank you for loving the series, it means a lot to me 💞
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''We're gonna get in trouble.'' Zhou said, shaking his head.
Y/N frowned at his words. ''Why would we get in trouble? It's always super boring and our bet can at least spice it up a little.'' She reasoned, using a lot of hand gestures to show how serious she was.
''You know those meetings are about our safety, right? We should take them serious.'' The Chinese driver didn't want to get in hot water with the stewards.
''But this is a serious matter! We're putting an end to the debate,'' she retorted back, not seeing the harm in using the upcoming driver's briefing for their bet, ''lately, I've been seeing way too many people saying you've got better style than me and I've had enough of it.''
The female driver had seen the countless online discussions between fans regarding the most stylish driver on the grid, the winner usually switching between herself, Lewis and Zhou. In her opinion, Lewis had the best style, she didn't need to think twice about it. But it is important for her to know who his successor is, who is the number 2?
To answer that question, she had come up with a brilliant idea: her and Zhou wear their best outfit to the next driver's briefing, not some team merchandising, and they get the other drivers to vote on which outfit is the best and therefore, which person has the best style. The person with the most votes gets to design a helmet for the loser and they have to wear it at the next racing weekend.
''Okay, I'm in,'' Zhou admitted, shaking hands to commemorate the challenge, ''be prepared to lose, Y/N.''
''Don't worry about me, Guanyu.''
Y/N was confident in her win. The young woman knows she has style, her several brand deals with high-respected fashion houses being the proof of that. However, she knew not to underestimate her rookie friend, Zhou has had some killer outfits in the ongoing season.
They had known each other for some years, but it was only this year that the pair had gotten close. Y/N broke the ice by complimenting one of his outfits at the start of the season and the rest was history.
The outfit she had gone with was simple, but she looked good and she felt great in it. It was inspired by one of Michael Schumacher's paddock outfits (reference), knowing she would at least have Mick and Seb's vote with that one.
Y/N got out of her car, ready to make her way to the F1 paddock and straight to the driver's briefing. In the corner of her eye she noticed Zhou's car pull up, his performance coach waving at her through the window. She reciprocated the action and decided to wait for him, thinking it would be nice for the two of them to enter together. She was curious as to what her friend would be wearing, secretly hoping he had fumbled the bag really hard.
Her hopes came crashing down as Zhou got out of the car, observing the clothes he was wearing and noticing one clear detail.
They were wearing the same outfit.
Her eyes seemed ready to bulge out of her head, in complete disbelief. ''Are you fucking kidding me, Zhou?''
The Chinese man appeared to be much more amused by the situation, covering his laughter with his hand. ''You look very nice, Y/N.'' He giggled, greeting her with a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
''It's turned into a ''who wears it better'' challenge, what the heck.'' She commented, eyeing him up and down before glancing at her own fit.
Zhou chuckled. ''Well either way, I'm winning.'' A small smirk appeared on his face, still sure of his win over his friend. Y/N simply scoffed, grabbing her pass from her purse and walking to the entrance. Zhou and his coach followed her steps, still entertained by her annoyance.
As soon as the paddock reporters noticed the sight of the two drivers, their cameras were whipped out from their bags and they began taking candid shots of the pair. Zhou and Y/N played along for the cameras, pointing at each other's outfits and pretending to look annoyed.
Eventually they made it to the right room, already seeing most of the drivers waiting inside. Zhou went in and greeted the others, while Y/N waited outside, ready to lock the door as soon as everyone had arrived and was inside.
Lando had been the last one to walk down the hallway. ''Hurry up, Norris!'' She exclaimed, her hand motioning for him to pick up the pace.
''Why? I'm on time.'' He replied a bit agitated, it was a bit too early in the morning for him to be scolded by his friend.
Y/N didn't respond to him, simply pushing him into the room and locking the door, making several drivers look up from where they were sitting or standing.
''Y/N, what are you doing?'' Sebastian spoke up, curious as to what she was up to this time.
The young woman urged Zhou to get up from his seat and to stand next to her. The man felt a bit embarrassed, but followed her orders. Y/N stood in the place where their director normally sat when he answered the drivers' questions or listened to their concerns. She placed both her hands on the desk, looking like a teacher that was about to scold her students.
''As we all know, Mr. Hamilton over there is widely accepted as the driver with the best style,'' she pointed at Lewis, who nervously smiled as the other drivers glanced at him, ''but that's not why we are gathered here today! We are gathered here today to decide who his successor is. Who is the most stylish person after Lewis? That's a question that we will settle once and for all, here, now, in this room.'' She finished her monologue.
''Me and Mr. Guanyu found ourselves in a battle for the title of second most stylish driver of the grid, so I challenged him. We would wear our best outfits today and have our lovely colleagues vote for who had the best one. But as you all can see, me and Mr. Dior over here, are wearing the same exact fit.'' Y/N waved her hand between herself and Zhou.
''So, instead of you deciding who is wearing the best outfit, you'll be voting for the person you think is wearing the outfit best.'' She concluded.
The crowd had mixed reactions: some looked confused, some seemed entertained by what Y/N had told them and others appeared to not care.
Kevin was the first one to speak, getting up from his seat and walking towards the door. ''Y/N, this is not the time to do this, we're here to talk about the race.'' He was about to turn the lock when her voice stopped him.
''Magnussen, you're being a party pooper- do you want to be a party pooper?'' She looked at him sternly, trying to convince him to sit back down and go along with her antics. ''Don't pretend like you're not secretly enjoying this.'' The Haas driver rolled his eyes, but defeatedly put his arms up and went back to his seat.
''Alright, we'll go around the room and each person says either my name or Zhou's.'' She explained further, moving in front of the desk.
Checo's hand went up in the air. ''Can we also pass?'' He asked, looking at Y/N.
''If you refuse to choose, we will consider it sexist and racist as I am a woman and Zhou's Asian.'' She answered him, garnering chuckles around the room and a nervous-looking Zhou who hoped people took it as a joke, since he didn't want to be making enemies as a rookie.
Y/N clapped her hands together. ''Okay, we'll start with our party pooper, KMag! Me or Zhou?''
''Zhou, since he didn't yell at me and didn't call me a party pooper.'' He chose, making the female driver narrow her eyes at him. ''Alright, 1 for Zhou.''��
The person sat next to Kevin was his teammate, Mick. ''Schumacher!'' He was about to speak, but the woman interrupted him. ''Before you choose, I took inspiration from one of your dad's outfits.'' Y/N tried influencing his decision.
''I was gonna choose you anyway.'' He told her, making her jump up as her and Zhou had an equal score. ''Thank you, Mickie.'' She smiled brightly at him.
''Valtteri?''
''I choose Zhou, I'm loyal to my teammate.'' He answered, smiling at the man in question.
''Lando?''
''Zhou, because he doesn't humiliate me in front of the entire internet.'' The McLaren driver said, referring to their regular back-and-forths on social media.
Y/N rolled her eyes. ''You're such a crybaby, Rumplestiltskin.'' Her words caused Lando to give her the middle finger, but it was all in good fun.
''Anyway, Daniel?''
The Australian pretended to think hard about his answer, looking in-between her and Zhou. ''I'm gonna go with Y/N, cause I'm kinda scared what she'll do to me if I don't choose her.'' His answer got a laugh out of the other drivers, some of them nodding their heads.
Y/N herself couldn't help but break a smile at Daniel's words, happy her friend had chosen her. ''Okay, next one.''
The voting was nearing its end and there was a tie, 9 people had chosen Zhou and 9 others had voted for Y/N. It all came down to one person.
Sir Lewis Hamilton.
Despite some of the drivers' dislike for the bet at the beginning of the meeting, everyone had gotten pretty invested. ''The maestro himself has to choose his next prodigy.'' Daniel joked, looking at the 7x world champion.
Lewis shifted in his seat, not too fond of having the last vote on the matter. ''Can't I just say both of you? The two of you look very good.''
''No, mate! You have to choose.'' George argued, the others agreeing with him.
Y/N was quite sure that Lewis would choose her. She was much closer to him than Zhou and the pair had talked about fashion before, discussing how it was a great way to express yourself. She was already designing Zhou's helmet in her mind.
''Well, then… I guess Zhou.''
Her mouth dropped open, shocked that the senior driver had chosen the rookie over her. She wasn't the only one that seemed surprised by his choice, Seb turned around in his seat and Pierre's eyes had widened, mouthing ''wow''.
The young man next to her, lightly slapped her arm. ''I'll send the design to your team next week, Y/N.'' He teasingly laughed, a big smirk present on his face.
''This is a joke, right? I can't be number 3!'' She dramatically stated.
''Hey! What's wrong with being the number 3?'' Daniel looked up, feigning being offended by her words.
She was about to give another monologue about betrayal and how men are all the same, but several loud knocks on the door interrupted that from happening. Y/N sighed, but took a few steps to turn the lock.
Their director didn't look too happy. ''Why was the door locked?''
''We were having an orgy.'' She sarcastically answered him, not planning on explaining to him why she had blocked the door from opening.
''Y/N!''
The actual driver's briefing began and soon enough most drivers were already dozing off, some of them even wishing Y/N and Zhou's bet had taken a bit longer. They wouldn't admit it to the young woman, but ever since she'd made her arrival to these briefings, her unserious antics had made them much more bearable. Some drivers had even started looking forward to the meetings, because the girl always had something up her sleeve.
As soon as the last issue was resolved, the meeting ended and everyone was out the door. When Zhou saw Y/N talking with Mick and Esteban, he swiftly moved next to Lewis. ''Hey, man,'' he patted the Brit's shoulder, ''thanks for that, I really appreciate it.''
''No problem,'' Lewis smiled, ''we made a deal, I'm keeping my word.''
Zhou nodded. ''Yeah, you vote for me and I let you help me design her helmet.'' He recalled the promise they had made a day earlier.
''Great! I was thinking we just collect all kinds of embarrassing pictures of her and plaster them all around her helmet…''
''Great! I was thinking we just collect all kinds of embarrassing pictures of her and plaster them all around her helmet…''
''Great! I was thinking we just collect all kinds of embarrassing pictures of her and plaster them all around her helmet…''
he’s a model, and she's a member of one of the world's most beloved girl groups, aespa. this is extremely niche and literally no one has asked for this.. don’t pay attention to the dates btw, they’re not an accurate portrayal of the timeline 😭 this is the stupidest shit i’ve ever done LMAO
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lucidreamyn thank you @viviennewestwood 💋
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tayrussel ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
ynsusupa TAYLOR AND YN INTERACTION?!!?!!?!
ilovegurls @ynsusupa they’ve BEEN friends
aerichandesu my pretty bb
lucidreamyn 🐈<3🐈⬛
aespoppy MY GISELLYN HEART
kimchiynyn I CANT HANDLE ALL OF THIS CUTENESS
ynlovergirl never beating the nana osaki allegations
omar.apollo cutest girl in there
txtbtsislife ???? 😡
amyriha_43 @txtbtsislife ??
txtbtsislife @amyriha_43 She can’t date anyone but Karina
stargirl.int @btstxtislife mind you.. he’s a twink 🤗
karirimi22 @stargirl.int RIGHT !!! hate karinayn shippers so bad
viviennewestwood no thank YOU ❤️
pridemonth67 am i the only one noticing chris’ like?
chrisbbmama They were at the same event 😫
ynnnnn_44 @chrisbbmama who’s Chris??
bunnyfawn1 @ynnnnn_44 he’s a really famous model
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fionapplerider saw the finest guy.. i MUST have him
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keehoe3000 did u get his number😭😭
fionnapplerider well…. 🧍🏻♀️ no….
keehoe3000 @fionnapplerider bro stop fumbling and lock tf in
bfrankwuremoceans @keehoe3000 ik the twink himself isn’t talking.. where’s ur man HOE
fionnapplerider @bfrankwuremocean MIRAH????!?!
jenesaiquoi a MAN??????
lgbtdgaf333 it’s horrifying yunjin.
2hot4uuu yn beating the gay group allegations 🙏
fionnapplerider someone’s gotta do it bae 💯🔥
vampdaughter idk i was focused on taylor…
fionnapplerider ofc UR gay ass was 😭😭😭
vampdaughter @fionnapplerider ??? didn’t you have a situationship with yves???
fionnapplerider @vampdaughter OK why r we bringing up the past NINGNING
stupidcheesekat you scare me yn..
fionnapplerider ur gf is insane but EYE scare u?
ozempicdemic @bfrankwuremoceans FIGHT BACK !!!
fionnapplerider @ozempicdemic ENYA???? u opp 🤬🤬
bfrankwuremoceans @fionnappkerider see i was gonna give you bros digits but you got me fucked up 🙂↔️🙂↔️
fionnapplerider @bfrankwuremoceans NO MIRAH POS IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD TO HOOKUPS FAWK IM SO SORRY YOURE AN ANGEL PLS PLSS ILY GIVE ME A CHANCE
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iheartsosa i love my bitch crazy
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keehoe3000 there’s crazy n then there’s yn..
damuncher Padded walls and chained sweater crazy😭
iheartsosa That yn kim meal is delish boys, the craziest thing ab her is that 🐱
bratxcxbitch Disgust..
waylonfelipe no way she’s got you hooked on nana
iheartsosa Already on my second watch 🤣‼️
theslumpgod The Amount Of Times I’ve Tried To Get You To Watch Anime🤬
iheartsosa I’m sorry gang ): this shit is actually gas bruh
damuncher Kid flew all the way to Korea to get pepsi
vampdaughter IM SAYING LIEK WHAT
fionapplerider he didn’t want to try anything else man 🙁
fioanapplerider hi boyfriend
iheartsosa Hi girlfriend
fionapplerider come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i’m feeling romantical
lgbtdgaf333 i just can’t believe that you’re able to hide the crazy so well /: the media shoukd know ab ur undiagnosed crazy..
billieeilish toy car is so goated
iheartsosa Real ‼️‼️ I was being a good boy
bfrankwuremoceans @iheartsosa bro was obedient fr
bratxcxbitch Need y’all to go public, i can’t handle these private posts anymore
iheartsosa Go kiss your boyfriend
omar.apollo @iheartsosa don’t bring me into this
fionapplerider happy 6 months loser
iheartsosa Right back at you idiot
Hold onto your hats, K-Pop fans and fashionistas! It looks like there’s a new power couple heating up the streets of New York. K-Pop sensation YN Kim and model Chris Sturniolo were allegedly caught sharing an intimate kiss following the glitzy “Chrome Heart” grand opening. 📸💥
These two first crossed paths at the “Vivienne Westwood” runway show in Los Angeles, where sparks must have flown. Chris even confessed on the Zach Sang Show that YN Kim is his “ideal type.” Since then, it’s been all quiet on the western front with just a few minor interactions here and there.
But all that changed tonight! A sneaky paparazzo caught YN and Chris not only locking lips but also walking hand-in-hand through the Big Apple. Is this the start of something major? We’ll be keeping a close eye on these two! Stay tuned for the latest scoop! 💋🗽
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aespaupdates @christophersturniolo posting an aespa song via his instagram story 👀💋
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yniemylove IS THIS A FAWKING SOFT LAUNCH?!?
assofat50mg what do you mean? wait but what do you mean.. what do you though? like what exactly do you mean??? what does this mean? what do you mea
mitskiismymom Is he confirming everything?
lolololololol idk
irlnana696 @lololololol why are you replying then? 😭😭
ilovechickentenders54 he’s just not making this better for himself
stargirlint i promise you he does not care
wintergfwife NO NO NOT MY WIFE PLS TELL ME ITS FAKE NOOOOO my bbg sugarbooboo 🙁🙁🙁
awespamom grown woman mind you..
chrismymanmyman CHRIS SUPPORT LGBT WHYYY
traumadramabitch THEY PUT THEIR GIRL PUSSIES IN THIS FUCKING SONG
alexamylover THEY WENT INTO THAT STUDIO WITH THEIR STRAPS AND FUCKED THE MICS INTO THE ABYSS
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fionapplerider alt bitch sent me a spotify playlist bitch i'm from the hood do i look like listen to bjonk
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hamzahthefantastic the hood being the roblox game
fionapplerider well yes bae
keehoe3000 wait i’m seeing the vision w dat one chris pic hold on boy
fionapplerider you’d rather be TOPped like a TWINK than STOP and THINK.. don’t do that
damuncher Lemme tag the other twinks hold on @bratxcxbitch @bfrankwuremoceans @omar.apollo @vampdaughter @2hot4uuu @stupidcheesekat @lgbtdgaf333
bfrankwuremoceans @damuncher i’m gonna fuck u in the butt if you keep talking matthew bernard sturniolo.
ozempicdemic internet going crazy and u dgaf
fionapplerider idk i think it’s funny 🙁☝️
iheartsosa YN WHY WHY WHY
fionapplerider i’m going to fuck you perchance
iheartsosa Don’t tease me with a good time
fionapplerider who said i was teasing? open ur door
bratxcxbitch Disgust
iheartsosa My dream girl
ᨳུ⠀ 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭. @carvedtits @et6rnalsun @wovenribbons @flouvela @l34n to be added click here
my inbox is always open !!! pls feed it some content 🪽🎀 likes, comments & reblogs are highly appreciated.
jk: /‘sjdjdjcjkdidfkckkdkfkdkdk&/&&/&/8/88/8/8/8/88/8818:’snn@2@:’dndn’dmn**$*****$\$$\$$€!!!!’annanjjjsnsnsndjxjxjjxjjxjzjj&/&:&:&/&7(7(7(7(&?&!@!@)&();6;6:5;7)&??,(:3-;:&)9!£0£@!&()::54:(,£,&?@£9£0&0£9£9£9)&(7;5:437)&££9&9)@(7(7(6(£?&!9&0@!’ b gxfxgxgstdgcnjhkbvkhnb hchdtsrdhchvkhopjpjojonobkvjbjvgihighij
y/n: jungkook…
jk: has he ever looked you in the eyes?
y/n: babe
jk: he has hasn’t he?
KILL ME NOWWWWWWWWEEWWWWWEJEJEJJEJEJWJWWWWENENEJEJEJNEJEJEENENNENNWJEJEJEJJEJWJEJEJEJEJEJEEJJWJWEJJEJWJWJWJWJEJEJEJENEJEJEJEJEJEJEJJEEJJEJEJJWJEJWJWJJWWJJWJWJWJWJWJWJWJWJWJWJJWJWNWNWNWNWWNWNWNWNWNWNWNENENNENENENENDNRNNRNDNNRNDNENENNENENENENENENENENNE
my left lung has given out and i’m losing hearing in both my ears
they are probably gonna have to amputate both my big toes and a couple fingers
it’s fading too black
baby
babe
pretty girl
can you hear me
do you care for me
did you ever care
did you even love me
y/n: jeon jungkook
jk: loml
y/n: get over it
jk: ok
y/n: ….
jk: i’m sorry
i love you
what even is a wonbin?
my biggest enemy in this life thats who
y/n: what happened to being sorry and over it?
jk: but babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
everyone is saying he’s like in love with you
and he can do a kick flip
what if you pick him
y/n: i said he could probably do a kick flip
not that he actually can
why does that even matter?
jk: cuz kick flips are cool
and bitch takeable
y/n: what
jk: he might pop a kick flip out of nowhere and steal you
i cant have that
y/n: learn how to kick flip then idk?
jk: BUT YOU TOOK MY SKATEBOARD AWAY
y/n: oh yeah i did
didnt you almost brake ur face?????
AND you kept riding it in the house
pretty reasonable of me
jk: so what ur saying that ur waiting for wonbin to kick flip in front of you
y/n: ?????????
no
jungkook i am not leaving u for wonbin
jk: you say that but when he drops the most sexiest panty dropping kick flip known to man right in front of you i’m gonna be left single and depressed
y/n: you are stressing me out
jk: can i have the skateboard back
y/n: no
jk: 😞
Y/n: i said no jungkook
jk: 😕
y/n: stop
jk: ☹️
y/n: fine whatever idk break all ur bones
jk: kick flip kook coming soon >.<
JIMIN -
jimin: pretend i’m wonho for a second ok?
y/n: wonho?
jimin: yeah wonho
y/n: boob
jimin: hey lol ur really pretty 😍 😋❤️🔥 you should totally ditch that ugly lame excuse of a boyfriend you have (jimin) 🤢🤮 and come be my girl 💯🤗🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️
y/n: boob 🤤
jimin: be mine
y/n: show me ur tits
jimin: u fucking cheating bitch
y/n: wonho don’t be mean 😢
jimin: i am no longer wonho
i am jimin
y/n: lame
turn back
we want wonho
we want wonho
jimin: who is we
y/n: me and the voices in my head idk
jimin: even the voices not even fucking with me anymore???
ohmygod
the wonho shippers were right
y/n: what the shippers saying
jimin: “y/n just looks so bored with jimin” “did you see her smile when wonho was mentioned”
y/n: WAITTTT THEY SPITTING 🙏🏽🔥🔥🔥
jimin: do you know how insane that is
LIKE YOU LOOK BORED WITH ME
BABE LIKE THATS SO INSANE
y/n: ig u got to get ur funny up idk
jimin: do you understand how this is impacting my mental health
y/n: i like when their a bit insane dw 😍
jimin: i’m real fucking insane
i hear voices
constantly
they tell me to do things
i listen to jay park
you like that huh?
y/n: ok calm down i said a bit insane not jay park lover insane
wtf is wrong with you
jimin: are you bored
y/n: sorry what were you saying i almost felt asleep
jimin: i hope wonho treats you right
y/n: yk i’m tit level to wonho
isn’t that perfect
my face just all up in there
constantly
jimin: me and him are the same height?
y/n: ok but it’s more exciting with wonho
jimin: should i get a boob job???
y/n: please
jimin: WOW
the standards these days are insane
you were supposed to tell me my body is perfect the way it is
y/n: it is
jimin: wow ur so convincing!!!
y/n: i mean it fr fr babe love u body yk that
little tittes matter too
im for the cause!!!!!!!!!!
jimin: i came to you for love and reassurance
y/n: i think i provided
jimin: i’m gonna kill myself infront on wonho
so he’s traumatised
y/n: i did say i like them a bit insane
but whose to say he’ll go insane from watching YOU die????
jimin: excuse me?
y/n: i’m just saying
jimin: a lot of people would go insane from watching ME die
shout out to @calix-amini for always helpin me an being the kindest most caring person on dis hellsite <3
shout out to @gr3aserzzz-gang fr for being the silliest sweetest goober on this app <3
shout out to @i-like-ratsssss for being the coolest and most protective buddy here <3
shout out to @littlebabyatlas for ALWAYS reaching out when something is wrong and for being so kind and considerate (and so small little puppy!) always <3
shout out to @i-like-strawb for being the thoughtfulest and considerate-est for us <3
shout out to @unlikelycloudconnoisseur for making it so far and really connecting with me on so many levels <3
shout out to @rileyh20 for being so supportive with everything and also being an absolute steve/paulster FREAK <3
shout out to @paul-ster for...okay okay hear me out about steve- but also shout out to @paul-ster for working so hard and being so selfless <3 remember to take care of yourself. or else.
shout out to @fictionalcharactergraveyard for being one of my first friends on here and being so damn creative <3
shout out to @chained-sweater for being thoughtful and just remembering me and being so caring for your friends <3
shout out to @foxdemon-loser for being so sweet and respectful and also so much fun to just have around and i couldnt've made it without you <3
shout out to @heart-shqped-box for being a really awesome support and for being so enthusiastic for everyone <3
shout out to @twobitlover69420 for accepting me and reaching out and being great <3 also PA PROUD RAAAH
shout out to @garlimcbread for being so talented and just such a good, well-rounded friend <3
shout out to @ididdedurmom for being such a safe space and always being okay with talking and being there for me <3
shout out to @rottedsonnets for always having something kind to say to me and for being such a cool friend <3
shout out to @micheal-is-gay for being so sweet and such a good person, and not losing touch with me even when i go crazy <3
shout out to @terminally-outsiders-obsessed for being so good to talk to, so considerate of my health, and for being so sweet and silly <3
shout out to @blbllblblblll for being so supportive in everything and for being so enthusiastic about my work and for being so fun to mess around with <3
shout out to @unicornsaures for always havign such cool ideas and being so kind and sweet to me even while i freak out <3
shout out to @marmaladedcroissant for being SO FUCKING ADSUGJ COOL !!! for knowing yourself, and for being a darrel curtis number one freak... <3
shout out to @harryapping for helping me through a lot of stuff and...more kind words are in your dms governor <3
MEDIA MANAGEMENT — JACK HUGHES (23-24 SZN PART 16)
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notes: i’ve been extremely busy and had no time to take screenshots, so all photos (except one) are from the actual photographers!
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y/ndevils00 we are not beating the loser allegations
we lost 3-6 tonight against the airplanes and their brick wall!
i assume everyone was reacting the same way as babygirl, slut, and i… cussing at the tv
BUT BET YOU CAN GUESS WHO SCORED TONIGHT BASED OFF THESE PHOTOS!
THAT’S RIGHT! BOTH OF MY PRETTY BEST FRIENDS SCORED GOALS TONIGHT!!
MARASCHINO CHERRY WITH HIS FIRST OF THE SEASON AND DAWG-SON WITH HIS THIRD!! I’M SO PROUD OF MY BESTIES!!!
LOOK AT THAT PHOTO OF MY MARINARA SAUCE AND MY LUKEY POOKIE, HUGGING AND SHIT!! SO CUTE!!! (they miss me so bad) ((they were comforting each other))
anyways, good luck in pittsburgh on thursday! try not to lose this time!
p.s. that third photo is the outcome of my secret agent photo taker yelling “y/n says hi!” ! doesn’t Johnny look so happy to hear he can never escape me?!
p.p.s. nothing to do with this game, but congratulations to Sid the Kid on his 13th career hat trick! … i thought he had more tbh
nsfw? (masturbating etc. shit like that not really bad tho)
You ran into him at the park but didn't seem to recognize him but of course he knew who you were the moment he saw you it did kind of make him sad at the thought you didn't recognize him, but you soon noticed him looking at you he quickly turned his head the other way you obviously confused but he seems upset, and you decide to talk to him, he seems nervous but like the good person you are you want to check up on him to see if he's okay.
yo dude are you okay I couldn't help but see you over here you looked a little down and I just wanted to check on ya to see if you were alright
"h-huh o-oh yeah! I'm alright thanks for checking on me though you're very kind ah I see... you're still the same kind loveable person as you were back in preschool always checking up on others to see if their okay, you're just so thoughtful...
huh did you say something?
o-oh! it's nothing i was just thank you for checking up on me! I really appreciate it no one's ever this kind to me...
ah no need to thank me I just think it's the least I can do you seem like you need a friend right now!
f-friend? you want to be my friend he thought of those romance story's where the friends become lovers hopefully that will happen between you both! he'll make sure of it he would always daydream about you two both being a happy couple and even getting married soon after delulu fr
I mean yeah why not speaking of that lets get to know each other better! what's your name? Sasha... well Sasha im y/n nice to meet you!
that's a really pretty name I like it
awe well aren't you just a charmer, well Sasha it was nice meeting you, but I have to go now but hey if you don't mind would you mind exchanging numbers before I go?
r-really?! you want to talk to me again? of course silly you seem like a shy but nice person I would love to know more about you! if you don't mind that is haha.
god he loved you and your laugh it was enough to make his day maybe even everyone's day you were just the brightest person he had ever met
well bye see you tomorrow!! "b-bye!" ... ahh... what a day today I met them again and they're as kind as ever...
Sasha slowly unzips his pants and his cock already sprung up damn he was hard already just from thinking about y/n they're just so perfect in every single way possible, when he finally had his hands on his length, he started off at a slow pace while thinking of y/n, they were a goddess in his eyes nothing could make him stop loving them as multiple images flashed through his mind of you he started going a bit faster n-ngh~ o-oh I'm gonna- ... fuck.. now he had a huge mess to clean up but at this point he didn't care he knew he was going to see y/n soon and he was ecstatic... see you soon my love<3
this was lowkey kinda rushed I just put something together rq because just making head canons don't sit right w me for some reason uhhh I take requests! and all that just ask me anything anyways bye!!
synopsis: my take on what it’s like going to the mall with saiki and friends
cast: kusuo saiki, shun kaidou, aren kuboyasu x shopaholic black fem reader (all platonic)
cw: theft (kuboyasu’s part) , cursing
a/n: this won the poll so come get y’all snacks ! this was also mega fun to write omg 😭😭😭
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saiki - doesn’t even wanna be there
- bro just wants to stay home ong 😭
- def keeps that germanium ring on him cause he is not trynna hear everybody’s nasty ass thoughts
- sticks close to you if you’re in a group cause you’re the only one who isn’t stressing him out
- also cause you tend to wander off when looking at display windows
- has to keep you from going into every store y’all come across but man is that an exhausting job
- like he don’t wanna be there all damn day
- but having to stop you from getting pouty cause they didn’t have the sneakers you want is worse
- will literally use his clairvoyance to find the shoes in another store and then swap it with a different pair of the same value so you can shut the hell up 😭 (love a supportive king !!)
“they dont have the shoes?? i literally waited all damn day for those and they don’t even- …. huh? since when did these get here?”
“must be magic, now let’s get the hell outta here PLEASE”
- food court enthusiast !!!
- without a doubt his favorite place in the mall
- buys you both lunch
- also buys you a key chain as a gift cause he saw you eyeing it in one of the windows, and puts it in one of your bags so you’ll see it when you get home
- will not tell you he bought it
- you rambling to him on the way to school the next day about how you must’ve gotten it by mistake is a reward in itself
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kaidou - shopaholic bestie
- just like you, kaido loves a good shopping spree !!!
- he’s gotta deck himself out so dark reunion knows who they messing with !!!
- they don’t call him the jet black wings for nothing 😤
- gives surprisingly good fashion advice
“this color brings out your skin tone you should get this”
“these shoes match that hat you should get these”
“gold accessories fit your skin perfectly”
- loves when you give him a fashion show if you’re trying on clothes
- will literally make you runway walk 💀
- hot topic king !!!!
- prob their biggest buyer tbh
- gets those corny graphic tees and you have to BEG him to not wear them in public
- like he genuinely thinks they’re cool and you’re like
“😬…lets not”
- goes straight to the bookstore to see if they have any new manga
- will be there for hours if you don’t pull him out
- like he dead read a whole book once while you were out looking for bags
- you bought it for him as a treat cause he carried all your bags for you
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kuboyasu - a thief in the night
- im sorry y’all but this man def steals (same tho/hj)
- and doesn’t give a fuck either
- but most of the time it’s not even on purpose fr
- like he’ll pick up something and be like
“damn this shit cool ash”
- then will forget he has it in his hand and walk out with it 😭
- is banned from 3 of your favorite stores for doing this so he just stands outside like a club bouncer and waits for you
- best believe if someone tries to get at you he’s there to keep em in check !!
- once a cashier tried to get your number and he was not having it
“nuh uh”
- like 🤷🏽♀️ sorry but if they look like a loser he’s not letting it happen
- people assume you guys are dating cause he does that but he’s just a little protective fr
- he ain’t letting no scrub try to take you out, tf he look like?
- steals you that expensive bag you wanted
- goes with you into the makeup stores and lets you swatch the lipsticks on him if you run out of room on your hand
- will be mad if they don’t have your shade in anything and curse out the employees
pairing: zb1 maknae line x fem!reader
warnings: swearing, broke reader, mentions of food, reader being drunk in gyuvins, english isn't my first language!!!
genre: fluff, kind of crack if you squint
synopsis: zb1 + kdrama cliches
notes: had that idea so long ago and finally i have done it!! yay yippee. school has started again n i am not haply about it
SHEN QUANRUI :: rich boy x poor girl
who's seen this coming? everyone. everyone did.
ADDITIONALLY he fits the secret millionaire trope (my dream fr) but that's for another post
you grew up in a poor household, sometimes struggling to afford basic things
so you had a job after school to help your parents with money
your grades weren't all that good either as you barely had time to study
so now, after graduation, your job kind of ✨sucked✨
you work in some korean bbq shop and the salary is pretty much mid🥰
there was a group of people that were regulars at your store; they were most likely working at that firm nearby and went out to eat here because it was most convenient
but there was also a really handsome man among these people, and he seemed kind of interested in you???
but he always wore luxury items and shii n that stuff is intimidating, especially to a broke loser like u r
until he suddenly entered the shop without his colleagues and ordered what he usually ordered
but BAM when he paid he also asked your for your number and also asked you out on a date
BAM you said yes
bro took you out on multiple dates, always trying to woo you with his wealth but you weren't really affected by it (you know that scene in business proposal? "you know what my love and this card have in common?"? yes he pulled that stunt too. INSPIRED by the kdrama of course!)
IT HONESTLY THREW HIM OFF. but it also made you even more interesting to him so💕
you finally convinced him to let you plan a date and let you pay for everything (it took a lot of convincing.) and on that date you managed to learn more about his real personality he usually hid behind all his money
lovelicky > rich ricky every day fr
anyway you started being gf bf eventually!! he was out there spoiling you rotten and you were trying your hardest to keep him humble
lovely😍
KIM GYUVIN :: piggyback ride
for the sake of this headcanon. you two are legal adults OKAY?
SO you two were working in the same company!
he was the fun and loud colleague, while you were mostly keeping to yourself and focusing on work
you weren't all that close at all, more like acquaintances
but he was very nice to be around, so you liked working with him🫶
as you've seen it in kdramas, the whole group of colleagues sometimes goes out to eat or drink!
so now you were in some korean bbq restaurant (the stories connect😱) with them yay
gyuvin was busy telling a story about his pet toad gerald he had at age 7, ricky was busy staring at one of them korean bbq workers, and you were silently deciding on drinking tonight or not
but as you've also seen in kdramas, your higher ups ended up making you drink a shit ton with them for NO FUCKING REASONNN👹
it didn't help that your alcohol tolerance was really low too
so by the end of the night you were pretty much wasted. but hey, at least you were conscious!
gyuvin really liked you and your shy persona! so he was like "yo let me take her home" when your colleagues tried to figure out how to get you home
he knew you lived close by so he just decided to give you a lil piggyback ride to your home
you were way more outgoing when drunk, gyuvin figured
you were chewing his ear off about some drunk nonsense he could barely understand because you kept mumbling
when you arrived in front of your apartment, he made you enter the pin code and brought you in, trying to get you ready for bed (more or less)
you kept blabbering and somehow ended up crying your eyes out because you remembered gyuvins pet toad gerald had died
bro was straight up panicking😭😭
he tried to comfort you and (another cliché) you ended up falling asleep on him, leaving him NO CHOICE other than staying the night🫶🫶 because YOU DID NOT LET GO 👹
PARK GUNWOOK :: "yes, very beautiful."
schoolmates/friends to lovers? yes very much🥰🥰
and to spice it up you can imagine it as academic rivals to friends to lovers
ACADEMIC RIVALS TO LOVERS IS SUCH A GUNWOOK TROPE UGHHHHH💥
but, this too, is for another post <3
anyway!!
so i'm pretty sure south korea does not have a 4th of july typa thingy
or do they? i have no idea
but let's pretend they do! i mean why shouldn't south korea celebrate america's independence?! 😁
it was the day of that long awaited cool festival yay! and your friendgroup decided to go together
gunwook n you are in said friendgroup ^
so after school all of you met up at the festival ground and started to check out all the tents and what not
the hours went by quickly and the fireworks, the highlight of that festival, were getting closer n closer
but this is a fucking kdrama so naturally your friendgroup got separated because of the big crowd shortly before the fireworks started🥰
leaving you and gunwook alone. obviously
figuring you wouldn't be able to find your friends before it started, you two just searched for a nice spot to watch from
gunwooks mind was just racing because poor boy highkey has a crush on you (and you were oblivious to it👍🏻)
you found a great spot, not all too crowded and the firework show went off
it was really a gorgeous sight. all those different colors in the nightsky and the stars?? pretty
you were watching excitedly, your eyes practically glowing
"wow, look at this gunwook!! isn't it beautiful?", you asked, thinking he was watching the fireworks just like you did
he was watching you instead, a small smile forming on his lips at the endearing sight of you
"yes, very beautiful," he answered, truthfully
HAN YUJIN :: you trip and he catches you
now this one isn't only a kdrama cliché but you get it
off topic but i was reading that book where this happened like 5 times before they officially started dating (in 200 pages) i was screaming because it was so oVERUSED
anyway! now i'm also using this overused thing! yay! 🤩
so idk if you remember but i wrote one reaction that was like "them when you fall asleep on their shoulder". this thing happened prior to that (you n yujin really are a kdrama couple bro)
so your class were on this fun class trip where you were just. walking through a forest.
and the guide was talking about nature and shit, which wasn't very interesting, not gonna lie💀💀
so you were playing around with your friend yujin
who also happened to be your crush WHAAAAAT😱
you two were walking at the very back, not really trying to keep up with the rest of your class
but still making sure not to fall behind too much. losing them would be a big no no🥴
the path, of course, wasn't very even
it's a in a fucking forest after all WHAT DID U EXPECT
so while talking to yujin about something silly that happened to you just a few days ago, you weren't really paying attention to where you were going
and ended up falling over a branch! oh no!
but yujin reacted quickly and caught you before you could hit the ground, one hand grabbing your arm and the other holding your waist
CUE that short n awkward moment of eye contact while you're still in shock
"uhm" "yeah"
he let's you go and you two just continue going your way, pretending that shit never happened for the sake of everything 🥰