dan and phil are like jesus in that they’re dramatic ass fruity men in their 30s always going like “i am making this SACRIFICE for THE PEOPLE” and everyone is like “no one asked you to do this in fact we’d all rather you just did not do this” and they’re like “IT IS TOO LATE NOW YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED” and we’re like “no no we didn’t want this actually and you made this decision with your whole ass adult brain you truly could have just not done this and we’d all be better off for it but now we all have to suffer because YOU refuse to say no to shit” and i think that’s ridiculous stupid annoying awful beautiful
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What if the doctors pulled out your molars and as they pulled them out the nerves underneath them were just hair and the more they pulled them out the more hair there was until your mouth was just full of hair growing out of where your molars were
Hey
Hey anon
What were you smoking when you wrote this and where can I not get some?
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The anime bitches who mocked me for drawing weird and thick eyebrows on my art at and draws thin eyebrows on their same face anime art at boarding school years ago cant even draw their own eyebrows now suck a dick dumb bitch 😎😎😎
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i was tagged by @ybcpatrick to do this song title q&a so slay thank you best fwend (let's see if i can be interesting enough)
choose an artist you like and use the names of their songs to answer these questions as closely to the truth as possible!
artist chosen: fall out boy, who else :)
what is your gender? i don't care
describe yourself: the patron saint of liars and fakes
how do you feel? i've got all this ringing in my ears, but none on my fingers
if you could go anywhere, where would it be? heaven's gate
who is/describe your best friend: *friends :) the last of the real ones
your favorite time of day: golden
if your life was a tv show, what would it be called? the kids aren't alright
what is life to you? the pros and cons of breathing
relationship status: alone together
what do you fear? death valley
tagging: @celestialtoy, @such-a-happy-mess, @missmissingsyou, @themightyfall, @pmvstump, @p4nsy, @meat-wentz and anyone else can say i tagged u!! pls make ur own post <3
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currently watching retribution ( because i hate myself ) and there's just something about the idea of a "parallel universe" where everything is pretty much perfect so you can tell something is off, you know what i mean?
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God to be controversial on main,,,,,,,, too many thots in my head idek
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