#Not a poll

[would-you-punt-them]

americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

[yesornopolls]

Revised post since Google changed its search page:

Want to drive Google crazy? Google "Gulf of Mexico" and report "Gulf of America" as incorrect information.

Then go to the About sidebar and choose Feedback

This pops up at the top of the page

Choose General Feedback. Then choose Inaccurate Content in the new box

Then you get a place to type a comment

[lifesteal-tournaments]

do you know if the Rojumpzampiccmoldywaffleskwwwemmpezzjoiceeggsquidswagdooneffcelloclownzyferretalasyseatavboleotechjamatospokeplanetjaronspepoafarrotpexxsigzairanpodannyfyolaichuubergwayblockskiprekpangilifragssharpsquidagaintaidumb4cubemugmcorridornoobnufmanekaboodlejaystraightivantillreddsbiroomateshaunoldmanparkciv image(s) have been posted to tumblr

not yet but i'll post it now

behold! lstrncord's greatest invention

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

"I love a good edge case" yea I'm sure there's plenty of cases of furries you wanna edge huh

[rate-the-dragon]

Dragon of the Month: May 2025

Look at me remembering!

So 2 months ago I issued a challenge to elect a dragon of the month that was neither brown and teal or an f skydancer.

and in April yall failed. So I reissued the challenge

and I am very proud of yall, because the Dragon of the Month for May 2025 with 60.5% of 5/5 votes is....

Yahel!

submitted by: @cthuwu-fr

At the end of each month, the dragon with the highest overall rating will be named dragon of the month. In the case that two dragons have the highest overall rating, the one with the highest percentage of that rating will be named dragon of the month. This will only be applicable to polls that have ended by the last day of the month.

Previous dragons of the month: December 2024 January 2025 February 2025 March 2025 April 2025

[queer-polls]

Happy pride month, fellow gays! I hope all of you have a great month and that you can be as gay as possible 🌈

[the-real-timeloop-tourney]

The Princess winning is soo thematically perfect if you know what she really is. With her winning, everybody is set free from their time loops. This is the good ending!

This is good news. We can finally be bees out of the timeloop.

[i-just-give-you-the-vidya-songs]

Are you ready for the onslaught of deltarune requests when the new chapters drop in a couple days lol

[worlds-worst-ships]

Different kind of post today, but I have a fun video idea

Hi everyone.

So apparently, everyone's favourite transphobic OAP has made an application you can fill out if you've been fired or negatively affected by the consequences of being a hateful, vile cunt in the workplace (i.e, getting fired for being transphobic, getting arrested for committing a hate crime, etc etc) so she can fund your legal expenses or whatever she's wasting her book money on this week rather than going to bingo and making casually racist remarks to pensioners who are too fucking deaf to even hear them, like all the other rancid old bats her age.

So. I have a plan. Because of course I do. But I need YOU (yes, you, reading this right now, cmere' 😘 see? for you) to help me.

I'm gonna post the link to the application. And collectively, we will troll the absolute fuck out of it until it becomes unusable and she gets sick of our bullshit. Yes, other people are doing the same thing, yes I'm an unoriginal twat, but uh... suck me off, I guess.

Oh yeah, and I'll be making a video of me trolling the application and posting it on my YouTube. So watch out for that. (I'm a vtuber too, in case you're new and didn't know)

At the bottom of this post, you'll find the link. BUT FIRST, here are some instructions you need to follow so my idea works.

1: REBLOG THIS POST

2: Comment an insult towards Rowling herself, or transphobes in general (this doesn't help much, its just funny)

3: Share this link to every social you have in order to spread the word. We need to make her fucking cry even more than she already does every time she sees a woman with leg hair.

⬇️Alright. There's the link. Go submit the dumbest, most insane application you can⬇️

And Joanne, if this finds you or any of your supporters, I have some advice: Go the fuck outside. Stop basing your view off of things you read online. Open your front door and lick the fucking ground, you greasy-screened turdburglars.

[would-you-punt-them]

Punt an Orne from Kid Icarus into the sun?

Wait let me grab my 3DS I gotta check something

Yeah sorry chief but I ain't touching that

[best-thing]

Things return now!

[skyrimtournaments]

I suspect Astrid would have lost no matter who she was pitted against, but we'll never know for sure. Veezara wins, moving on to round two!

Best Dark Brotherhood NPC Tournament: Round 1

This is an interesting fight. Veezara is diehard loyal to Astrid ingame, but they're against each other here- though, it is a contest of popularity rather than an actual fight.

Astrid is the leader of the Dark Brotherhood, and the one who recruits you into it. She is also the one who tries to have you killed, accidentally getting almost the entirety of the DB killed instead. Which she then apologizes for before dying. It's a complicated relationship. Veezara is simpler in comparison; the last of the Shadowscales, he's a born assassin and he loves his work. He also comes to your aid after you kill Vittoria Vici.

[lifesteal-tournaments]

rojumpzampiccmoldywaffleskwwwemmpezzjoicesquidswagdooneffcelloclownzytalasyseatavboleotechjamatospokeplanetjaron

my polycule ❤️

this is glorious but i'm so sorry to say you forgot to put mapicc in the image

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

Can I let y'all in on a confession. I actually haven't drawn a proper anthro furry since like

(consults my FurAffinity)

2020, when I made a fursona

well.. 2023 if I count a design I did that was somewhat furry-adjacent

sOOO this should be fun! It's way too early to call anything but I have a feeling I'll be drawing a big-bellied big-tailed furry ehehe <3

I'm thinking that once I get the final proportions, I'll pick animal features that are similar in size, so we're gonna get quite the interesting hybrid creature!