worlds-worst-ships
worlds-worst-ships
Jack Goodwin, the king of shipping
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Hello there, and welcome to "The World's Worst Ships"! I am your host, Jack Goodwin, the ABSOLUTE worst at shipping that there ever was, and ever will be! (Twitch: @maji_man, (model made in Vroid) Are there two characters that absoluetly should not be anywhere near each other, to the point where one should be getting a restraining order? Are there pairings in fiction that you couldn't be paid a quadrillion rubles to come up with on your own? Are you sick of all these picket-fence, vanilla pudding, ERENxMIKASA snoozefests that plague the internet? If so, you've come to the right place. Get your kissy-kissy lips on, find a slightly uncomfortable chair and LETS GET SHIPPING!!!
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
worlds-worst-ships · 20 hours ago
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Its cuz they both have whatsitcalled, Claire De Lune as their theme song
Also controversial opinion below, SPOILER ALERT:
Killing off Kaede literally killed v3 for me. They had the opportunity to have a bubbly, beautiful, clever, unique protagonist for the entire game, but instead we got whiny, boring, dry weetabix personality Shuichi. The devs write female protagonists so fucking well, Kaede and Komaru are by far the best IMO, so I don't get why they sacrificed a genuinely enjoyable protagonist like Kaede in exchange for Shuichi.
I would LOVE to have an entire story with Kaede as the main character. I loved her straight from the off, she was so much more entertaining than the others, so I audibly went "NOOOOOOO!!!" when I realized she was gonna die.
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worlds-worst-ships · 2 days ago
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Click read more for Maji Man thoughts;
Speaking from experience, every woman I know who gets out and about, maybe participates in a sport, spends time doing a lot with her day etc etc is very indifferent and chill about being around guys.
The ones I know who spend all their time indoors on the internet hate all men to the point where if you replaced the word "men" with "black people" in their vocabulary, everyone would call them racists. Like Tenko. Being a man hater is cringe.
Speaking of, I find guys who appeal to man haters absolutely fucking pathetic. Like, dude, you know that even if you get what you want and she gets with you, she hates you, right? Like, really REALLY hates you. And whenever you argue, which I promise you will, it'll always come back to that.
Gonna schedule another danganronpa poll
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worlds-worst-ships · 2 days ago
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Check this out, dewds
Welcome to the Random Ship Tournaments blog
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Just a silly blog created to make separate tournaments about a niche topic, generally about a specific ship trope, genre, or company (I won't make tournaments about a specific fandom bc I'm not familiar with so many fandoms to do that).
Current Tournaments:
Non-canon Disney Couple
Future Tournaments:
TBA
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Inspiration:
@tournament-announcer, @do-you-ship-it-polls, @worlds-worst-ships, @bestqprshipbracket, @madscientistshowdown, @thecrackshipawards, @straightest-gay-ship-tournament, @bnha-ship-tournaments, @hellaversepolls, @shouldtheydivorce, @insufferable-protagonist-poll, @yen-sids-tournament, @haveyouseenthismovie-poll, @haveyouseenthisseries-poll, @variouspolltournaments
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(all banners by @uzmacchiato)
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worlds-worst-ships · 2 days ago
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Look at that! She has a tray for her juice. How nice. How wonderful.
Also I prefer to dip my burgers in sauce for less squirting and better sauce coverage.
@do-you-ship-it-polls
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worlds-worst-ships · 3 days ago
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worlds-worst-ships · 5 days ago
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I had a dream the other day that I found a pack of cigarettes on my desk so rather than throw them away, I decided to get rid of them by smoking them, which is strange because smoking is like, an instant dealbreaker for me cuz I find it so nasty.
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worlds-worst-ships · 6 days ago
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New blog idea
Same concept, but instead of ships... how about fights? Like, I'll make a blog like this one, but for the most ridiculous fight matchups ever.
If you're new to my blog, go check it out before you answer
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worlds-worst-ships · 6 days ago
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I think these anons are missing the point, so I'll make it simple;
1: Making fun of abusers is inherently funny. Not the fact that their victims got abused, obviously not, but ridiculing the abusers themselves is genuinely hilarious.
2: You have the option to not be on a blog you don't like, and you white knighting for an assclown like Wilbur won't win you his favour. He has insecure, desperate girls who don't know better falling at his feet thinking it'll be different with them, he doesn't care that any of us exist. Enjoy the joke, or go elsewhere, dewd
Also, I found Wilbur's spirit food
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listen, you're being unnecessarily cruel. we get it you don't like him but you being an asshole isn't gonna make anyone "change sides" or whatever you're trying to do. so otherwise you must just genuinely be doing this for your own pleasure which makes you really weird.
this has to be the funniest blog I've ever made because people are so scared that the guy who doesn't care about hurting others could get sad if he saw my edits of him eating weetabix
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worlds-worst-ships · 6 days ago
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worlds-worst-ships · 7 days ago
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Oh look, I found this person's other socials, they were at the Wilbur Soot fan meetup, see?
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You calling Wilbur supporters parasocial and then making this blog is honest to god pathetic. There is a reason why people don’t like being around you and dedicating half your life to editing about how much you hate a man is part of that reason.
I'm gonna spread some positivity
Wilbur did not start the holocaust
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worlds-worst-ships · 8 days ago
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Just popping back for a quick catchup with you lot. Other platforms don't get this btw, this is tumblr exclusive, cuz you always get special treatment.
Summer update & content plans for when I'm back home
Sup dewds! Its still summer, I'm halfway through my holiday, but I just wanna give you the rundown of what to expect when I'm back as well as an update as to what I've been doing; (click read more)
I cleared out a few bargain bins and second hand shops of video games, so here are some things I'll be bringing to the channel leading into the later months of 2025;
Dragonball Fighter Z
Dragonball Z Kakarot
Dragonball Xenoverse 2 (hopefully with DLC included)
Batman: The Telltale Series
Shrek The Third (Xbox360)
Prey (If its good)
Hades (already had this one, but still)
More Spiderman (Obviously)
More Tekken (bangs views)
Halo (every single one of them, and yes I will turn on the cheatsy skulls)
More Huniepop (I miss recording with my lil buddy Shippit)
Interactive stuff with all of you, probably (if you have any ideas other than reviewing the worst ships on the blog, please comment/reblog and tell me)
I also kinda just wanna play more nostalgic or obscure titles tbh because I feel like I need to take an even bigger step back than I already have, yknow? I know I am absolutely nothing like any other vtuber ever, but even so, I feel like I could be enjoying it more. Playing sillier games. Making content with the very few people I'd enjoy making it with.
As for what I've done this summer... (if you care)
I did what I said I was gonna do. I've been by the pool. I've been drinking coconut water and Sunny D on the way back from the gym. I've been eating a metric fuckton of delicious food because the produce here is so fresh and then burning it off in training the next day. I've caught up with people that needed to be caught up with. Its been fun, yknow? If you're another vtuber and you're reading this, I highly suggest you arrange holidays.
Every minute I've spent online has been kinda forced. I have to force myself to use social media as it is, but its even more forced now just so my presence doesn't completely die. Just popping in here and there before a night out, or checking the polls I've scheduled are posting ok. Its good.
Anyways, I have some bbq drumsticks to make for dinner so I'm gonna leave again. Later, dewd
(Oh, and follow my Twitch and subscribe to my YouTube) thanks :)
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worlds-worst-ships · 8 days ago
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worlds-worst-ships · 10 days ago
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Watch this show at your own risk, even as a kid, I found it absolutely infuriating.
Edit: just watched some of it with Shippit, I survived 5 minutes, I still hate it. Its Jubilee but with less materialism and chronically online takes
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worlds-worst-ships · 11 days ago
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What are you talking about
Did you think you'd get no videos all summer just cuz I'm on holiday?
Well think again! I always have something in the chamber
youtube
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worlds-worst-ships · 11 days ago
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Side note about Kamoshida: after replaying the game a few times, I noticed a few things about his dialogue that made him even more fucked up than he was before. Like, seriously.
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worlds-worst-ships · 13 days ago
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I recently finished Shadow's House and I'm telling you, if you haven't watched it, you're missing out. Absolutely phenomenal anime. And as I schedule this in June, I'm like, halfway through Rock Is A Lady's Modesty and I love that one too. Characters are super lovable, premise is enthralling and as you can see, there's even a princely woman, one of the best kinds.
Also both have beautifully written, strong female protagonists if that's your thing.
Edit: I've now finished both. Good lord, they are both absolutely fantastic. Seriously, if you're tired of people writing female protags like idiots, watch them both. They'll fill the void
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worlds-worst-ships · 15 days ago
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By the way, this is purely to make fun of Benjamin. I'm not making fun of anyone else. He's a cunt. There's no need to choose to be offended
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