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Leave this post a like and say something nice about Rosemary

(WDB) Multiverse shit ft. My moot @worlds-worst-ships (Jack I'm sorry) (Anyway Yea I'm still working on it lol)

From Season 2 Chapter 10

Jack: How's going with Roh?

Rosemary:.......

Jack: Rosemary.

Rosemary: Not much to say, he is a big shitalker, a dirty bastard, a liar and a fucking backstabber.

Jack: Woah, Chill empress

Rosemary: After all he is useless

Jack: Rosemary, you just denied a KAIOSHIN

Rosemary: Well? He is not the only one in the world, we got Eyre with us, why do you trust Roh so much? Because he can help us to find the skullangel's real identity or get that bastard of Taliesin and his dickriders in jail? HE IS FUCKING USELESS AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND

Jack: Calm down Rose, ok? I got you. *Gently holds Rosemary's hands*

Rosemary: *Scoffs him away*

Jack: Can you just tell me what happened with him?

Rosemary: Well, I was trying to do my job, I was telling Roh about my plan against the skullangel's but then he freaked up, he kept telling me to keep my mouth shut, he also mocked me and my brother so I got tired and...

Jack: And.... You fucked up?

Rosemary: Yeah.

Jack: So you slapped him?

Rosemary: No, I sent him straight to the hospital

Jack: Damn, Rose....

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Do you ship it?

I imagine Allen and B.O.B each have one ball

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God, this game sucks

New fnaf video is out

Go give it a watch

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I forgot about that! Thanks for the reminder. Appreciate you

Do you ship it?

Goophobia encouraged

Anyways, let the scheduling begin! By time you see this, I'll probably have polls scheduled all the way up to mid-August, so while you're voting and being goophobic, I'm gonna be in the pub or at the pool or eating watermelon with fresh lemon and lime. Just general summer things.

I also have a gluten intolerance now so I can't have beer anymore without shitting myself half to death, but oh well, I'm still going

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Its my one year anniversary of starting this blog in three days

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Do you ship it?

Goophobia encouraged

Anyways, let the scheduling begin! By time you see this, I'll probably have polls scheduled all the way up to mid-August, so while you're voting and being goophobic, I'm gonna be in the pub or at the pool or eating watermelon with fresh lemon and lime. Just general summer things.

I also have a gluten intolerance now so I can't have beer anymore without shitting myself half to death, but oh well, I'm still going

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There's going to be some changes around here... for now

Hello all.

As some of you may know if you follow me elsewhere, I was very sick the other day. I woke up one day and just simply couldn't get out of bed. That, and I've been suffering tension headaches a lot, largely due to things happening in my personal life but also because being online is like running a pre school class full of infants who think they're Shadow the Hedgehog. So here's how things are gonna go...

I'm gonna take a step back. I have to. So I'm pretty much gonna have the summer off. I'm on a weekend away currently, but starting around early July through to about mid August, I won't be streaming BUT as soon as I'm back home, I'm gonna pour myself some...um... "apple juice", put on a 50 hour seeburg industrial playlist and schedule polls all the way through that time. So you won't even miss me.

Oh, and for those who watch my YouTube, I'll be doing the same with videos too. Subscribe if you haven't.

Oh yeah, and before you act like this is some sort of victory over me, A) Any stress from being online accounts for like, 5% of the total in my life, and B) making a stranger literally physically fucking ill because you don't like their posts isn't a flex, its cringe.

But anyway. If this works for me and my health gets back on track, I might make it a permanent thing where I schedule once every few weeks, then just sit back and chill for a while until the time comes again. Because while its nice to chat with you all, I need to remember that I'm categorically not one of you. I don't belong here. I just wanna make fun polls. Can't get too attached, even a little bit.

World's Worst Ships isn't going anywhere, so don't worry, I just have to make a smart decision for my health. And every little bit of stress I can take off my week will help.

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I'm glad you think so, because this idiot got so offended that he waited until he blocked me to make a vague post insulting someone who may or may not be me (its clearly me, pussy)

Up until that point I was considering making a video about this whole debacle, but its just too sad to watch. This person must be so fucking miserable to be around. Like, absolutely impossible to get along with. Everyone he knows must be treading on eggshells constantly. It WAS funny, but at this point, he's not even worth it

Do you ship it?

For those among you who live in the UK, did you see the ITV news coverage? They literally called them "the ultimate power couple" and said they were "having a breakup"

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Your parents are siblings

Do you ship it?

For those among you who live in the UK, did you see the ITV news coverage? They literally called them "the ultimate power couple" and said they were "having a breakup"

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Truly, there is one thing I will say with absolute certainty is that if I had Twitch you would definitely be the first person I follow.

Unfortunately my dad would throw a fit larger than the current argument between Trump and Elon, so I’m just going to wait 3 years.

HECATE, MY DEWD, THANK YOU!!

That's very specific, but sure, now I've gotta keep streaming until then, so I'll see you there. I'll even refernce this post if you do a "remember me, motherfucker?" moment.

Buuut if that's a bit much for father dearest, you can always check out my YouTube channel as well. Be a lurker just like most of my audience. Hell, you can lurk in my streams too, I think.

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Based on an idea by @pyxilate

IF THIS HAS OFFENDED YOU, NOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME FOR YOU TO REFERENCE THIS HYPERLINKED POST SO THAT ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE CAN BE ANSWERED. THANK YOU.

Anyways. Hecate, right? (Cool name, dewd. Love Hecate in mythology) Holy shit. What. You are a fucking criminal for this one. Like, damn. I know nothing about Ashley other than the fact that her brother had a dream he slept with her so now I guess mentioning her name is like saying Voldemort where all the superheroes from wish will dogpile you, send you death threats and try to cancel you. Like the Big Bird incident

Anyway thanks for the submission, and sorry to everyone else who's waiting, I have a lot going on that makes putting out content kinda hard so thank you for your patience.

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Oh and for my followers (addressing you now, not this muppet), here's a pathetic attempt at softening me up I received in DMs right before calling my blog unfunny, and calling me childish. This person is over 30 years old and willingly chose not to block me or even be even half as mature as they pretend they are and just ignore me.

But hey, I guess I'm homophobic, apparently, even though I explained why, by definition, I'm not, as my followers will very slowly explain if you ask. Homophobia and other such words have truly lost their definition. I truly feel for all the queer people who follow me. These are your heroes. So now all of you are homophobic as well for finding this funny, I guess.

Absolute fucking crybaby.

Do you ship it?

For those among you who live in the UK, did you see the ITV news coverage? They literally called them "the ultimate power couple" and said they were "having a breakup"

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Oh wow, thats really interesting. Anyway

I see from your bio that you're over 30, so I realize now I don't need to talk to you like a child even if you might act like one, so let me explain it to you in a different way.

You, a grown adult multiple years my senior, apparently found my blog long before today, was already offended by it, CHOSE to stick around, then linked a few tabloid articles as if a guy running a crackship blog gives a fuck about them, you, or anything you have to say.

Or better yet, you, as this apparently super mature highly qualified high IQ pickle Rick genius could've realized you don't like my blog and fucked off to begin with. Yet you stayed and now you're pecking my head in my reblogs and expecting me to take you even slightly seriously... and I'm the childish one? Okay lil buddy.

Let me let you in on a little secret about me and my followers... we're all fucked up. We're in a shit place. The world sucks and we hate living in it. So if we can do something that would absolutely ruin the week of any one of the people responsible through the medium of jokes, we're gonna do it. Purely because we know that if either of the dickheads in this poll saw it, they'd literally post 1000 tweets between them and take legal action. We make jokes out of people we can't stand because its better to have a hearty laugh at their expense than it is to do exactly what they want... throwing our toys out of the pram and being a whiny, sanctimonious prick like you. Elon would be stroking himself red raw at the sight of you being this offended and you know it. So go and badger him on twitter or something where you'll get the sort of reactions you're looking for.

Anyways, here are your options: keep making a fool of yourself over a big load of nothing in my reblogs, or grow the fuck up and leave my blog if you don't like it. I'm not gonna explain this any more to a near middle aged white knight because this is, quite frankly, absolutely ridiculous. There are 19-20 year olds here that understand jokes getter than you do, and you should be ashamed.

Crack open a drink and enjoy the joke, and if you can't do it, take your little certificates and textbooks and fuck off. Unbelievable. So fucking embarrassing

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For those among you who live in the UK, did you see the ITV news coverage? They literally called them "the ultimate power couple" and said they were "having a breakup"

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No. Its not. If they themselves weren't aggressively anti-lgbt, this wouldn't be funny. But they are. So it is. Not because I'm homophobic, which anyone that's been on the blog for five fucking minutes will tell you I'm not, but because I know that if they saw it, they'd throw a tantrum.

That's the funny bit. That's the joke. Stop choosing to be offended on behalf of people who aren't even offended.

I make jokes like this all the time, my following is almost exclusively LGBT+ both on and off of Tumblr, yet you're the one with the problem. What does that tell you?

We make fun of awful, evil people in ways that would piss them off here at Majicorp. Don't like it? Waa waa, boo hoo, tough shit.

Do you ship it?

For those among you who live in the UK, did you see the ITV news coverage? They literally called them "the ultimate power couple" and said they were "having a breakup"

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LMAOOOOOO THIS IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY VBLOGGER CAREER

Do you ship it?

For those among you who live in the UK, did you see the ITV news coverage? They literally called them "the ultimate power couple" and said they were "having a breakup"

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Please do it, I will reblog it, I will shout you out at the start of my next video, just please do him in the skimpiest sailor girl outfit posing like one of your french girls on the bonnet of a cybertruck being driven by Donny

Do you ship it?

For those among you who live in the UK, did you see the ITV news coverage? They literally called them "the ultimate power couple" and said they were "having a breakup"

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You're actually so right, Vilgax Attacks was miles better, and they missed the chance to put in a lot of old and new aliens into the ultimatrix. I wanna play as Ghostfreak and Diamondhead, and Heatblast was so awesome in the show, he'd have been wicked in the game.

And you're in luck, cuz I made an entire playlist of the game where I mostly just talk nonsense the whole way through but still appreciate the nostalgia (made the hyperlink green, cuz Omnitrix colours)

Which weird, obscure game that you've probably never heard of should I stream next?

Those who have been around for a while will know that I already did a full playthrough of Ben 10 Alien Force Vilgax Attacks, but now we have more budget so we can play more 360 games