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devildomwriter · 2 months
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The Brothers When MC is Angry
Accurate representation of MC’s threat level vs size
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l3viat8an · 1 year
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Little goofy / soft Luci thing that’s been in my head for a couple days <33
With a microphone in hand and your DDD in the other, you matched into Lucifer’s office and upto his desk holding the microphone to his face and asking, “Mr. Morningstar! What does your google history look like?”
His eyes narrow a little in surprise, “Why would I give such private information to you?“
He turns away and goes back to writing on whatever paperwork attempting to ignore you.
But you just stand there waiting stubbornly and Lucifer glances up at you before he lets out a deep, slow sigh.
“Fine. If you really want to know this badly, I will answer your question. But I don't owe you anything. My search history is filled with information about this human world, as well as research into many different topics, such as human relationships and love.”
You blush, “Awww, Luci!” You lean down and kiss his cheek, “Did you look into that stuff after we started dating?”
He turns back to face you, fully now his expression softening a little as he speaks and a light blush creeping up his own cheeks.
“...Yes. After we met, I spent some time researching how I should handle such a relationship. Even now, I still occasionally look up various things and tips on how to show you the love and respect you deserve.”
You set the mic down and cup his face with both or your hands, “You’re too sweet Lucifer. I’m lucky to have you.” and kiss his lips~
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contemplation of the idea that the brothers are a lot more animalistic immediately post-fall, but instead of using it for angst purposes... i am thinking of that thing where different animals react completely differently when their eyes are covered up
if you do it to levi he's like THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME YOU ARE KILLING ME. if you do it to belphie he's like oh my god. it's ngiht time
(technically it's always night in the devildom which is why he's constantly thinking 'ooo bedtime', but when you cover his eyes it's double night time and he's like i have to sleep NOW)
after getting nightbrought ik quickly figures these types of little quirks out and starts using it to keep them in check. lucifer cannot stand the sound of tin foil crinkling, so ik puts it on the floor in places she doesn't want him going. he just stands there, glaring, but unable to proceed
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irene1000 · 1 month
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lucidreamsxx · 2 years
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NAURRRRRRRR BAHAHAHAHASCDGHFKGHJK
Like, i saw this on T.T. and i was like dang that sounded soooo familiar and i realized why and i was like,
-oH sHiT tHaT's OuR sEvEn DeMoN bRoS💀💅🏾
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funnyshorts · 2 years
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True Friendship....
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dante-crowley · 1 year
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I fear I do not have enough keys….
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kailovesmammon · 2 years
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Dude, the fact that I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes straight. Proves that my humor is broken!!
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mikegranville71 · 2 years
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Always happy of who I'm ❤️
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alfabro · 2 years
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devildomwriter · 2 months
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What MC sends Barbatos when they’re mad at him
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wolfiafuntime · 7 months
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Obey Me Thought 2
Asmo, at dinner: Hey, did you hear about this funny prank humans play on their pets?
Belphegor: No, what is it?
Asmo: They tell the pet that they're adopted, and then the animal gets all sad.
Levi: Lolol, they really do that?!
MC: Yeah, it's adorable. I can show you some videos the next time we go to the human world.
Mammon: Pfft, sounds stupid. What's even the point of telling us this? Devildom pets are way smarter than some lame human world ones.
MC: I'll give you 50 Grimm for every one of our pets you tell is adopted.
Mammon, running out of the HOL: Bet!
Mammon, running through The Demon Lord's Castle's dungeons, being chased by Henry 1.0: You're... Adopted!!
Henry 1.0, immediately stopping his pursuit with sad eyes: Sss...?
Mammon, barging into Levi's room: Henry 2.0!
Levi: What the fuck?!
Mammon: You're adopted!
Henry 2.0, freezes, before swimming to hide in his tank's coral: blurp blurb plurb..!
Levi, summoning Lotan: You scumbag!
Mammon, getting swept away by the water: Lotan, you're adopted!
Lotan, who didn't even get a chance to rampage yet, eyes tearing up: Raur..?
Mammon, barging into Satan's room: Kitten-Mittens, you're adopted!
Kitten-Mittens, dropping her toy: Mrrp?
Mammon, running through the basement: Cerberus... You're... Adopted!
Cerberus, freezing, one head tearing up while the another's jaw drops:
Mammon, having gathered his murder of crows: You're all adopted!
Crows: CAW?!?!?
Mammon, placing a hand on MC's shoulder: MC, you're adopted.
MC, eyes welling up, voice shakey: What..?
The Bros: >:(
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tmr-simp77397 · 3 months
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galentine’s day - r.c. ❥
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summary: while your planning a galentines get together with your friends, rafe overhears and decides otherwise..
warnings: smut!! 18+ fem!reader, sub!reader, switch!rafe, creampie, oral (f receiving), orgasm denial, innocent-ish!reader, aggressive!rafe, making out, degrading, praise, fingering, unprotected sex (WRAP IT BEFORE YALL TAP IT), nicknames, and i think that’s it!
a/n: hiii i’m back!! i got this idea to write this story mid class today and just decided why not i need to get my thoughts out and actually write. hope u guys like it ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
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rafe was at your house on this gloomy saturday afternoon since your parents were gone for the weekend on business. you were sitting on your bed watching tiktoks, the netflix show that had been put on hours ago was since ignored, and rafe had been downstairs getting snacks for a couple minutes. as you were watching a video about the 10 year olds storming sephora, you got a call from sarah.
you pick up and speak into the phone “hey sarah! what’s up?” you say with a smile even though you know she doesn’t see you.
“heyyy y/n, you busy tonight?” sarah questioned.
“i mean, no not tonight. i’ve just been with rafe all day” you pause, “other than that i’m free tonight, why?”
sarah squeals, “me and the girls were thinking to have a little galentines party at kat’s house! what do you think? it’s gonna be around 7 so you definitely have time to get ready.”
you glance over at the clock, 5:14PM. you were going to spend the whole day with your boyfriend, but one girls night can’t hurt, right??
as you were about to respond, rafe walked into your room with some of your favorite snacks. he sat back onto the bed and rested his hand on your thigh while saying “what does sarah want, whatever she said tell her no.”
“sarah ill text you” you say into the phone as you hang up. “sarah invited me to kat’s house tonight for a galentines party”
“the fuck is a galentines” rafe chuckles
you roll your eyes “it’s a valentine’s day party for girls who are single and still want to have fun on valentine’s day”
“mmm, as of 4 months ago though you are not single— if i’m correct.” rafe said sarcastically.
you smirk and sit up “i know that. and my boyfriend is funny, and veryyyyy sexy for your information”
“i’d like to meet him one day, seems like a handsome guy” rafe cooed.
there was an intense silence for about a minute as you two both looked in each others eyes, rafes pupils dilating making his green eyes get full by the black orb.
“rafe are you okay” you say practically whispering looking up at him through your eyelashes.
rafe doesn’t say anything for a couple seconds, letting his eyes wander your body and face, landing on your plush pink lips. out of nowhere, he grabs your neck and roughly places his lips on yours practically attacking your face. you gasped from the sudden reaction allowing him to shove his tongue into your mouth. “mmmh” you moaned, getting onto rafes lap to have a better angle kissing him. you started to move your hips against his lap, not noticing what you were doing still being dumbfounded by him kissing you not too long ago.
rafe pulls away, a string of saliva connecting your lips together. as you were about to complain, rafe spoke up “fuck princess, i’m so hard”
you licked your lips excitedly and say, “i could help you rafey” while taking off your tank top in the process.
“no y/n” he said. “tonight, it’s gonna be all about you. get undressed.”
you look at him shocked. you had to be at sarah’s party soon!! but, you could never pass up sex with your boyfriend. and in this moment, neither could he.
“i fucking said get undressed, now” rafe said, almost shouting.
while that did startle you, you started to unclasp your bra, and take off your shorts along with your panties. after, you laid flat on the bed, your elbows propping you up.
rafe smirked, he loved when you obeyed him. he started kissing your collarbone sucking marks that will definitely show the next day, making his way down to your boobs. his hand made its way to one of your boobs, needing it with his hand, and moved to your other boob swirling his tongue around your nipple.
“mhmmm- fuck rafe, feels so good” you moaned
as rafe was swirling his tongue around your nipple, he suddenly stopped pulling off with a pop.
“rafey, why’d you stop” you whined. you didn’t get a response until you felt his hard on pressing into your thigh which made you gasp.
an amused smile played at rafes lips, “see what you do to me sweetheart” he said lowly “i’m going to fucking ruin you.”
that sentence alone almost made you cum. anytime rafe dominated you made you feel like mush under his touch. and this was one of those moments.
as rafe stayed on top of you, he took off his shirt to reveal his toned abs that were glistening with sweat beads. your eyes trailed down to his happy trail, wanting more.
“tsk tsk, not yet sweetheart” he cooed.
you whined, starting to get impatient. when suddenly, you felt rafes fingers plunging into you knuckle deep.
“mmh rafe please” you screamed
“doesn’t that feel good, baby?”
“fuck, y-yes rafe, feels so- so good”
rafe hummed in appreciation, thrusting his fingers at a faster pace and adding another one. you gasped loudly, head falling back onto the pillows as your hands flew to rafes buzzed head, scratching it lightly.
a few soft moans fell from your lips and rafe swore he was in heaven. you sounded so beautiful, even in this position. you were going to be the death of him.
“f-fuck rafe im- im close” you say as you clenched onto his fingers, the pleasure feeling almost too good.
as soon as rafe felt you clench on his fingers, he pulled out. he couldn’t help but stare at your face. hair clinging to your face from sweat, lips all puffy, you looked somewhat innocent but so dirty at the same time.
as soon as you opened your mouth to protest, rafe brought his head down to your puffy clit and started to swirl his tongue around it, “you taste so fucking good sweetheart” he said muffled.
and without warning, you came all over his tongue. being overstimulated from not being able to finish earlier including this made the knot in your stomach snap sooner than you thought.
once rafe felt you cum, he lifted his head up from your pussy and started to unzip his pants. you, however were still in a trance from your orgasm so you didn’t really hear him.
rafe threw his pants to the floor and pulled down his boxers, cock springing up hitting his lower abdomen, tip glistening with pre. he started to jerk himself off a bit before going into you.
you got snapped out of your trance when you felt something against your sensitive pussy from your previous orgasm and started to whimper and close your tired legs.
rafe saw this and immediately pushed your legs back apart, holding them in place with his strong hands.
“what a slut, cumming without my permission and now you think i’m not going to fuck some sense into you huh?”
you whined “rafe please no more.”
rafe chuckled to himself, “your gonna take it weather you like it or not baby. should have came with permission before.”
right after he said that, he shoved his fat cock inside of you making you gasp. you’d never get used to his size no matter how many times you’ve had sex before.
“fuck, princess so tight.“ he complained
you let out a near pornographic moan and arched your back while bringing your hands to rafes back and scratching lightly, “feels—fuck—feels so good”
“say it princess” rafe demanded, “say it slut, say i’m the only one who can make you feel this good”
you couldn’t form any words cause of how cock drunk you were, and rafe knew that, so he teased you.
he brought his right hand up to snake around your throat with a tight grip.
“fucking say it” he spat
you started scratching his back harder signaling to stop. he loosened his grip, thrusts still consistent, and let you speak.
“your- your the, fuck- your the only o-one that could make feel th-this good” you stuttered, hoping he would take his hand off your throat.
“now that was easy right princess” rafe smirked with a look of evil in his eyes. it scared you seeing him like this, but you liked it at the same time.
the sound of skin slapping was the only thing in the room that could be heard. other than your moans and rafes groans. you felt the knot in your belly almost breaking, signaling you were close.
“r-rafe” you managed to choke out, “i’m close”
he shook his head “when sluts like you break the rules, you only get to cum when i say so”
you whined. you couldn’t hold it in for any longer; but you had to or else you know you would get punished.
rafe felt you clenching and groaned, “fuck your so sexy”
a red tint spread across your cheeks as rafe started rubbing your clit in a figure 8 motion. it took everything in you to not let go right there. but, you held it in.
as you felt his dick twitching inside of you, you knew he was close.
“fuck ‘m not gonna last longer with you squeezing me like that baby” rafe groaned, “you can- fuck- you can cum now angel, let go. i’m right behind you.”
as soon as you heard those words you let go, you squeezed him tightly, your cum squirting out of you.
“gonna fill you up baby. gonna give you my babies” rafe said as he also let go as he came inside of you, moaning loudly.
as you were in a cloudy state, you could feel ropes of rafes cum coat your walls, making you whine.
you felt his thrusts get sloppy, his hips stuttering as his dick twitched inside of you.
he let his head dip down to the crook of your neck and started giving sloppy wet kisses.
“your mine baby. all mine. did so good for me today”
you smiled softly, eyes drooping as tiredness takes you over.
rafe glanced at the clock on your nightstand, 6:18PM.
“now baby, your gonna go to that party with my cum dripping down your legs, got it?”
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hi baby’s, i feel like this was a bit rushed so let me know what you think ❦ i also haven’t written in a while, so i hope you think it’s good :)
taglist: @annaherling444 @purswaterfall my baby’s i love u
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mochatsin · 3 months
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MC as a Dating Sim Character
An AU in which the seven brothers knew you as a dating sim character from a game they love to play so much. Has nearly the same functions as the Obey Me app. 
It started off as a trend in Devildom, a new app that a lot of citizens and RAD students play with recently. Great reviews when it came to the storyline and the characters. The brothers gave it a shot and surprisingly became attached to it. The reason? You.
Levi is the first to fall down that rabbit hole because he’s been waiting for this game’s release for a while now. He saw the roster of dating sim candidates and he fell for you first. Something about your design was alluring to him and when he finally had the app downloaded, he spent the first night playing the storyline to understand you. Learning your lore is what made him fall even harder to the point he has a shelf dedicated to your merch. He grinded so hard to upgrade all your cards (he definitely got those UR and UR+ ones)
Asmo started playing when he saw the trends about it and he wanted to jump on that bandwagon. Play the game and talk about the characters, which ones he like and whatnot right? It was easy, but when it came to your character he found himself playing on the game longer than he wants to admit. His fans can immediately tell whose Asmo’s favorite character is with how much he talked about you in his videos. He makes sure to get all the pretty skins that get released because in his opinion, there’s not a single outfit that doesn’t look good on you. 
Mammon plays the game as well when he attempted to sneak into Levi's room to sell something and ended up finding his brother’s merch of you. Mammon doesn’t want to admit how many hours he’s spent on the game trying to max out the affection level with you. Definitely spent so much money to get the UR cards since he can’t grind as much as Levi does, and he’ll buy those limited gifts to hear those special voice lines from you.
Satan gets curious and downloads it because he’s wondering how good was this game to even make Mammon lessen his casino gambling habits. The storyline is great, but the writing for your character was what made Satan stay in the game. He doesn’t hesitate in approaching Levi to ask about the game mechanics and tips, and Satan has it covered from there. He focuses on the story to get as much lore he could out of you. He wants to learn about every single fact about his favorite character. 
The twins played at the same time, and it’s funny how they both ended up liking the same character. They found out when they were playing the game together and saw you were their home screen character. Beel loves listening to your voice lines while he works out to motivate himself, while Belphie always has your voice lines wishing him goodnight that he uses to fall asleep with. 
Lucifer will never tell anyone that he plays the game. Not as much as his brothers though, this is something he wants to do in his free time or when he’s alone in his private study, he’s more casual about this than others. Your character is honestly pleasant company, it’s nice to hear you cheer him on while he works. Though he’s sure that if his brothers knew he found comfort in a dating sim character, they would mock him for sure (even if they’re all the same).
Though something weird happens one day when all users log in the app. Levi is practically screaming when he runs out of the room with distraught in his face. You’re his home screen character, but for some odd reason you’re not where you’re supposed to be. He thought maybe it’s the game being laggy, but you don’t reappear no matter how many times he refreshes the app. 
The brothers are just in shock, phones on the table during breakfast to check what was going on exactly. Your cards are all glitched out and corrupted, though everyone else’s was fine. People are wondering if this was all part of the game, if there’s some sort of event or what but there’s nothing. It’s like the game actively tried to erase you.
The devs eventually released a statement that due to some complications and unforeseen circumstances, the game will be deleted. Of course a lot of people are outraged, why would the devs suddenly discontinue the game in the middle of its peak? It was gaining a lot of attention and some people have already spent so much money for it. Everything was just unfair when there’s no answers.
Despite any attempts to keep the game, it was somehow deleted from everyone’s phone. Levi only has some of his screenshots and recordings to keep, whining from time to time as he looks longingly on his merch line. Some brothers sulk more than others, though they’re all upset regardless. Why you? Why did it have to be you specifically? You suddenly disappeared from the game, and they never knew why. With the game gone, there doesn’t seem to be a way for them to get their answers. 
Satan wanted to use his connections to figure out the truth, try to find the devs to get the answers everyone is looking for. The truth seemed much more disappointing for Satan though, learning that the devs actually didn’t know either where your character went. They thought it was a virus at first, but all your data was just missing. No matter how hard they tried to fix it, there was nothing they could do. They can’t handle running a faulty game, so they chose to discontinue and start fresh. 
Some fans would probably be thrilled to hear a new game already in the works, but it doesn’t feel the same. You’re the character that these brothers were invested in. There’s just something about you and your charms that had them drawn in the game, so the brothers weren’t exactly excited hearing about the new set of characters. Clearly it upsets the demons.
That’s until Lucifer called the brothers to Diavolo’s castle, as there’s some sort of emergency that requires their attention. Lucifer drags each and every one of their brothers out of their rooms, they can pout and whine about you later. 
Diavolo called in all of them, talking about that dating game that took Devildom by storm once. No matter how hard they tried to hide it, the young prince knew that each and everyone of them were playing it. They’re all embarrassed at being caught, but surely they’re not here just to be exposed by Diavolo right? He says that an unexpected guest has been found in Devildom recently, bringing the boys to a room in a castle.
There you are, standing in the room in front of the seven demons that are staring at you with awe. You’re here… in Devildom? At first they thought you were just some cosplayer, but the way you introduced yourself and your name was the same as the one in the game. There’s no way you’re real, but all the evidence is standing right in front of them. 
Diavolo says that he’s entrusting you in the care of the seven demon brothers. Barbatos somehow knew that you were all of their favorites, so they probably know what you like and how to take care of you. Maybe it would be a good idea. 
To be continued… i think?
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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year
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Flirting With Others (Obey Me!)
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You and your favorite demon have a "will-they won't-they" thing going on and you got tired of it. You and another demon student flirt around. Your favorite demon sees this. How does he react?
»Characters: Demon Bros, Diavolo, Barbatos
»Tags: ⚠️ (for themes) *Self indulgent tbh, Possessive, Jealousy, Yandere for some, Toxic, GN Reader, Diavolo my beloved, swooning over beel
»Note: How did I forget this in my notes!? AAAAAAA♡♡♡
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Lucifer:
He was on the way to his student office when he saw you two
Why are you smiling at them like that?
His eyes widened when he saw the other demon lightly touch your shoulder
He's not irritated, nope not at all
He takes it out on everyone for the rest of the day
Barely speaks to you for days
Why would you have eyes for someone else when he's more than available?
Saw you with that lowly demon again in the hallway and he just wasn't having it anymore
He called you to him
"We are going on a date tonight at 7. Be ready. Don't make me wait."
You seemed confused but very excited
He was too and just smirked at the angry demon behind you
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Mammon:
Was waiting outside for you to go home together and he saw you from the distance with the demon
What's the human doing blushing like that?
Not one to ignore situations like that
Gets closer to investigate
Did...did that demon just touch their arm?
Seriously, why are you acting all happy and giggly with them?
He can't bare to watch...it....it kind of hurts
Before he knows it he's getting in between you two
"What? You wanna be food or somethin'? C'mon." He growls and drags you away angrily
The other demon tried to protest but Mammon slid into demon form in an instant so they backed off
He held your hand all the way home but he was silent until you got to the door
"Don't ever do that again...ya hear me? You're definitely mine, got it?"
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Levi:
Couldn't wait to show you his new video of funny anime clips he made
He made sure to include some of your favorites, he knew you'd love it!
He went looking for you around lunch
Who is that demon...why are they so close to you?
They're getting too cozy...
He saw the demon wrap their arm around your waist while you laughed
TOO COZY
Before he knew it he slipped into his demon form and went yelling at the two of you
He grabbed you and dragged you away yelling about normies and his time
The other demon barely had time to say anything since Levi shot them a death glare
He kept mumbling angrily and finally stopped when you two were away from everyone
"You can't do things like that! I won't allow it! You're my player two, okay!? And...and tonight is date night!"
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Satan:
Went to go meet you at the library
Noticed you were talking to a demon he was seeing around more often
Decided to spy just a little...was curious is all
Went from chill to "chill 🙂" when he saw the other demon kiss your hand
He rushed over and cleared his throat and offered a not so friendly hello
The demon didn't leave...great
When you went to the restroom Satan threatened them
"If you know what's good for you, I suggest you stay away."
Don't catch his paws
The demon had heard stories about Satan's wrath so they complied
He explained to you the other demon had things to do
"Hey while I have you here...would you like to go on a date this weekend?"
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Asmo:
Was on his way to class but got nosy when he saw you were with someone that wasn't his brothers
He stayed back to check if you were safe
A small flame erupted when he saw the other demon lightly brush your hair with their finger
Ha! As if he could ever be jealous of someone like them!
But they were getting all your attention...
Sauntered over and introduced himself
He suggested the other demon leave since they would never be good enough for you
You seemed embarrassed but also delighted by the turn of events
"Sorry it took long...will you go on a date with me♡?"
He can't have anyone scoop up what's his 💅
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Beel:
Went to look for you after school
Saw you with another demon in an empty  classroom
Saw the demon take both your hands
You were blushing and they were giving you a flirty smile
Before Beel knew it he was in front of you both and took the other demons hands off you, who protested
Beel bared his fangs and they backed off
"Lets go." Beel pulled you away angrily and carried you home
Why did he do that?
Was nervous/upset when he thought about you meeting with that demon so he was clingy for a few days
He froze when he saw the demon hanging around you again
pout
He put two and two together and realized he was jealous
He asked you out in front of the other demon and admitted he didn't want to see you with anyone else
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Belphie:
Thought he was having a nightmare when he saw you and another demon flirting in class
What do you mean this isn't a dream
Belphie.exe has stopped working
Murder.
Murder on his mind.
You will be his. You are his.
He silently made his way towards you both and faced the other demon
punch
"Dont think you can get in my way." He warned the unconscious body
You seemed upset yet moved by his action
He grabbed your hand tightly and muttered about annoyances
"You're mine, no question. Everyone will know this now."
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Diavolo:
He eagerly seeked you out after classes ended and came upon a crushing sight
You were laughing in the arms of another demon in the empty hallway
He must behave professionally
He must behave
He must-
"Who's this nuisance my little lamb? 🙂"
Oh shit was he in demon form too?
Why do you make him so weak?
He was pleased to see the other demon cower and excuse themselves quickly
The black aura probably helped warn them of the danger too
He apologized for his appearance but remained truthful with you
"Forgive me, I should've said this long ago. You are mine, let me be clear about that now."
He carried you home and from then on, everyone knew you two were officially dating
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Barbatos:
Was on his way to Diavolo's office when he saw you and a demon skipping class and looking friendly...
Surely not you? No, not at all-
Not a fan of this new development but chose to ignore it, he had bigger things to focus on after all
Tried to continue to Diavolo's office unnoticed
It wasn't until he saw the demon wrapping their arm around you that he really snapped and walked over
"Ahem. Excuse me to interrupt..."
Pulled you away to the nearest empty classroom
Pushed you against the wall, his gloved hand held your face gently
"I apologize for not making my intentions clear before. We are together, starting now. I did not like what I witnessed and know that won't happen again."
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funnyshorts · 2 years
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Run in opposite directions to see who your dog loves more..
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