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[parasitoidism]

(fandombrained person trying to express their observation that a female character has more than one personality trait) she's like a girlboss but she's also a girlfailure sometimes

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[wszczebrzyszynie]

worst moment of the stream so far congratulations

[here-comes-the-moose]

Wrecker: We should send Echo. Everyone likes Echo.

Hunter: Not everyone.

Crosshair, loading his rifle: Who doesn’t like Echo? I want names and locations.

[tojisun]

saw this post before my ass accidentally refreshed the goddamn feed BUT BUT—

someone said her man would grunt in her ears and say something like, “c’mon baby, fuck me back.”

and when she says, “s’too big :((” her mans apparently replies with, “well, s’all yours so take it all.”

I SCREWCHED??? ITS SO KYLE IM GONNA CRY

[roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid]

coming home from the green day concert last night, i told my brother "you know, i respect billie joe a lot for keeping up with the culture. the guy's a family man in his fifty's, but he's still wearing eyeliner and jumping around on stage and writing songs about hating america and kissing boys. i really respect him for trying to keep punk faggot culture alive." and my brother was quiet for a second, then he said "i don't think i've ever heard someone use 'punk faggot' as a compliment before"

[revvethasmythh]

Dorian saying, "We live with the fear of death every day, but you get one taste of it and you want to abandon your family and run?" was cunty as hell, actually, and i love him

[lauriemarch]

and at the end of the day, people will still hate women.

because beyonce is a terrible songwriter who has a good body and nothing more and she's really nothing compared to olivia rodrigo, that stuck-up bitch who steals other people's music, but taylor swift is an old, bitter nothing who clearly hates other girls. and sabrina carpenter deserves to die because she followed her heart, not her brain, and that's exactly why zendaya will never be good enough for tom holland. don't forget about kylie jenner, who's stealing precious timothee's innocence away and dating her is like committing arthouse cinema suicide, or how we said the same thing about miley cyrus and her disgusting profanity, think of the children, poor liam hemsworth, trapped in a marriage with such a horrible woman. lana del rey was hot until she was big and she made trailerpark sexy until her ass got a little too fat. and ariana grande, talentless homewrecker, and selena gomez, jealous and unreasonable, and hailey bieber, even more boring than the blood drying on the knives you are so quick to pull. sophie turner is a bad mom and megan thee stallion deserved whatever was coming to her.

and amidst all of this, we still don't know these women. we cannot fathom the pain of having a public divorce, one where people choose sides and hurl insults at you until the battery on their phone dies. we don't watch them chase after sweet-cheeked children in tucked-away backyards or play board games with their best friends while their chests heave in laughter. we don't know their marriages and we don't know their solitudes. we don't watch them unravel themselves, time and time again, preparing for the battle that we have made of their lives. they can never make a mistake. they can never cry. they can never be who they believe themselves to be.

and we take all of this and we go to work, we ride the bus, we go grocery shopping, we walk in dappled sunlight, and we let ourselves shrivel. i compare myself to every body i see and i comfort in the fact that i can still encircle my wrists with my fingers. food turns to dust in my mouth when i think about the fact that taylor swift thinks she's fat and people still hate sabrina carpenter for sticking by joshua bassett's side when he almost died, for God's sake, and now the people on my twitter feed are saying GUTS is the worst album they've ever heard. i liked it, the tiny voice in my head cries out. she wrote songs that made me feel noticed. they're calling the song i relate to the most a total skip.

so i close the app. i try not to think about the endless profiles screaming about how much they hate a nineteen/thirty-two/thirty-eight/twenty-three/twenty-six/forty-two year old. i try not to think about how much they would hate me, if they knew anything at all.

[altruistic-meme]

im still rolling on the floor about willes "no you're right is not that bad. except i lost the love of my life and got the school closed and probably killed my mom. but yeah Felice it's not THAT bad" speech. he's such a fucking drama queen.

[pseudophan]

What was the context of phil calling dan sexy?

dan said he doesn't want to be relatable and phil was like sorry you just are the most relatable person ever. you're kinda awkward and kinda funny and kinda sexy

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: 8 sketches of scenes from The Murderbot Diaries where Murderbot expresses discomfort with being touched.

In the first, Done Abene takes a hold of Miki's shoulder. Murderbot, who is watching through Miki's eyes, falls off its perch and shouts "OH FUCK don't grab me".

In the second, Murderbot is standing awkwardly worried next to Mensah, just after she has been harassed by a journalist in the short story Home. It says, "You can hug me if you need to." Mensah replies "No, it's alright. I know it makes you uncomfortable" and Murderbot's face softens as it smiles.

In the third, Maro is hugging herself while looking at Murderbot and says "This is for you."

In the fourth, Murderbot thinks to itself while standing next to Mensah "If I kill this human... Mensah won't trust me anymore. She will not stand near enough to touch (without touching, ew).

In the fifth, Arada gazes up at Murderbot with a wobbly smile while Murderbot says "No hugging. It's in my contract. Do you need me to call someone for emotional support."

In the sixth, Murderbot holds a human up by the scruff of their uniform work jacket and says "Do not touch Security Consultant Rin."

In the seventh, Ratthi asks from offscreen "Do you have a relationship with this bot?" At Murderbot's disgruntled face, he says "Not like that."

In the eighth, Murderbot frowns sternly at Ratthi. Ratthi says "It was a sexual discussion." Murderbot instantly leaves, leaving behind a blank dotted outline while it hovers at pace away down the hall. End ID.]

Compilation video: Murderbot being touch averse for fifteen minutes aroace

aka touch averse murderbot appreciation post because i havent given that the attention it deserves. happy pride

[chongoblog]

If you are looking for a reason not to do something, and literally the only reason you can come up with is “it would make me look stupid”, then that reason isn’t enough.

[tea-cat-arts]

Shen Yuan getting transported into pidw isn't "the system punishing him for being a lazy internet hater," but instead representative of "step 1 of the creative process: getting so mad at something you decide to go write your own fucking book" in this essay I will

[autosadist]

"do you actually want to do cnc or are you just happy to be vulnerable and trust someone else to take control for once" i want a mean girl to rape me and kill me and leave me in a ditch

[friedmagazinebouquet]

Polydamas: Hey, uh, Hector, that eagle and blood red snake felt like a really bad omen, we should probably not fight the Greeks at the ships

Hector: Wow that speech sucked. Do better next time.

Hector: Also, no.

[actuallyitskal]

i love how in the show, when luke is explaining to percy that all demigods want glory he says that "it's something that attaches to your name". and percy is just surprised. as if in the future percy's name wasn't enough to scare monsters off even in the goddamn tartarus

this show is so perfect and it does great job forshadowing. personally im just waiting for annabeth to give percy the "names are important" talk.