#Part 3 is now live

[allastoredeer]

Fic Name: Damage Control

Rating: General Audience

Relationships: Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar

Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Charlie Magne | Morningstar, Carmilla Carmine (Hazbin Hotel), Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Valentino (Hazbin Hotel), Velvette (Hazbin Hotel), Zestial (Hazbin Hotel), Rosie (Hazbin Hotel), Zeezie

Additional Tags: Humor, Alastor Whump (Hazbin Hotel), Rosie and Alastor are Besties, Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Being a Jerk, Alastor Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel), Cinnamon Roll Charlie Magne | Morningstar, Carmilla Is Done With This Shit, Zeezie Wants The Hot Gossip, Vox Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel), Jealous Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Obsessive Vox (Hazbin Hotel), One-Sided Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Vox IS Having A Meltdown, Valentino Being Valentino (Hazbin Hotel), Velvette Holding The Only Brain Cell, Until She Loses It Too, Heavenly power is poisonous to demons, Alastor the Roach King, Hiding Medical Issues, Major Character Injury, Developing Relationship, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Politics, Worldbuilding, Hell Worldbuilding, Insecure Alastor, Crack-ish, Attempt at Humor

Summary:

Hell's inhabitants are running wild with the news of Lucifer and Alastor's recent "scandal." On his outing to meet with the other Overlords, Alastor contemplates how to get rid of this annoying rumor...or how to manipulate it to his advantage.

AKA

Alastor wants to talk about Charlie's hotel, please and thank you; the Overlords want that hot gossip, and Vox is having a meltdown.

| Part 3 of "Just Kiss Already" |

[verflares]

as always, everybody should make sure to wish a big happy pride to whatever these two have going on 🎉

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

“Almost Christmas” means it wasn’t Christmas!

[triona-tribblescore]

AHSHAHAHDHD I ALREADY LOVE THIS NEW AU

but my one question is: what exactly are each of the brothers? mikey is clearly some kind of wanderer and raph a stone giant, donnie some kind of scholar/inventor, but leo is the one im most confused about. is he a nymph? a witch?

ty also @cococakeyum for the ask :D <3

(AND SPECIAL MENTION TO @scatterbrainedbot BECAUSE ILY YOUR TAGS ARE KILLING ME, GETTING ME SO HYPED FR :'D <3333)

[priceofreedom]

#Elmyra approving of Zack makes me so happy 😭 FF7 Rebirth 20 / ?

[alluralater]

as a lesbian there is something beautiful about the simple act of draping my body over another. as if i am the curtain, and you the stage. protection and safety. my breasts to your back. this is soft space, soft place. warmth on cold nights. you are humming your satisfaction against your forearms laid overtop each other. the tip of my nose grazing the back of your neck, silently taking in the smell of your hair. you can feel and hear mine brushing across your shoulders, murmur of sound. “can i kiss you here?” it is a hollow question to some but to me it is sincere whisper. i know that i could, i know you are patiently awaiting the press of my petaled mouth to the spot just beside the corner of your jaw and below your ear— but i want to hear you say yes. i want to watch your tongue appear to wet your lips as you allow me to worship this place where your love lies, and gives itself to me. trust that i will care for you, keep you safe. all you must do is tell me that i can. i begin the slowly building rise. kissing the back of your shoulder gently, affording you the pleasure of feeling the fullness there. every inch of you should know me, intimately. relaxed sigh of yearning in your throat. it is one thing to nurture, to care. to attach ourselves in all ways, and always. is this love? you taste of every sweet indulgence i have left out of my mouth for the past twenty years, for i have feared the ways in which it could rot me from the inside outward. is this love? to look down at you, feel your skin against mine, your heat and your affection and your vulnerability freely given to me, this must be— “yes. kiss me there. everywhere.” love.

[somedayillbepeterpan]

The magic of the carriage scene wasnt the steamy bits but that it started with this heartbreaking confession of a deranged man who finally found what he was looking for and a hopeless romantic who thought she could ever give up the man she’s always been in love with finally letting her heart speak for her for the first time

And that they both laughed at the whole thing in the end.

[shakingparadigm]

what is the theory that ivan manipulated the event where till and mizi met the wagyein?

It's not a theory, actually! It's confirmed that Ivan orchestrated the whole event. The true reason as to why however is still unknown. The information provides more context to this scene, though:

During the earlier times of ALNST the most rational explanation for this scene was that Till ran after a flower crown (presumably Mizi's) and Ivan followed him in out of curiosity. Now we know that Ivan was conveniently just standing there because he was waiting.

Side note, I find it heartbreaking (and maybe a little funny, sorry) that Till most likely didn't notice Ivan in this scene. That's just like him, isn't it. Always too busy running after Mizi while Ivan trails behind, an ever-present shadow.

I'm not sure how Ivan manipulated the circumstances for both of them to end up there, but it is confirmed that everything was intentional. What strikes me most is how they describe this particular scene:

I can't copy down what they said word-for-word (Patreon info), but they described Ivan watching "creepily" as Till and Mizi are faced with danger. We know that Ivan was familiar with the Cerberus wagyein beforehand, enough to touch its teeth and even to rest himself inside its maw. To Ivan, the wagyein is not dangerous, but to Till and Mizi, it could be. Ivan prepared the wagyein, led them there, and watched "creepily" from afar as Till fell on his knees, seemingly injured.

The closest I can get to making sense of Ivan's "scheme" is that he wanted to see how other children would react in a dangerous situation. Ivan's always been an observer, after all, and he's learned to survive by copying the more "normal" behaviors of his peers. This situation occured when Ivan was still young and had not yet developed his more charming mask, so perhaps he staged this encounter to study a situational response, to learn and mimic the emotion of fear. And what better subjects for the experiment than two of the most expressive and reactive humans of their batch? It helps that he was already fixated on Till beforehand, too. I think Ivan became irreversibly obssessed after this incident, especially since it's framed as a turning point in Ivan's life, comparing Till to the stars.

This is just my attempt at an interpretation, though. It could very well be for another reason. He most likely chose Till and Mizi specifically for personal reasons, not just for reaction. I'm still not sure on the purpose behind the whole thing.

The team wanted to capture Ivan's "dark emotions" through the shot of his stalking, which could relate to his more sinister intentions. His gaze can be read in a few different ways, though. Curiosity, interest, fear, etc. Maybe that's why they decided to redraw the shot in ROUND 6.

I think this better sells the feeling they were trying to convey.

[morrithal]

Okay do we get it now

[luposlipaphobya]

« You can say anything your heart is dreaming of,

But don’t call it love,

Call it a longing, call it a yearning

Don’t call it love »

An exclusive piece of an artbook I’m working on with @the-nothing-maker! Don’t Call it Love is the story of two art thieves trying to navigate their feelings for each other. A tale of loneliness, trust and hope. We’ll open preorders by the end of the month 🩵

[gipitothefrog]

the marauders greatest fears!!!!

Remus: Hurting someone he loves

Sirius: Being alone

James: Not being enough

Peter: Being left behind

Lily: Rejection

Mary: Losing people important to her

Marlene: Death. Just in general. Her, someone else.

Dorcas: Not being able to save everyone

Pandora: Not being free

Evan: Doing wrong in anyone's eyes

Barty: Spiders (there were a lot in azkaban)

Regulus: Being too much

[lunarharp]

played dragon age 2...just simple scribbles

[cator99]

out of curiosity, would you consider yourself butch?

used to be a blonde underweight twink and now I'm a based jock still got the chanel bag and the sick albeit matured mind of a suckpig to prove it so I'm gonna let you decide whether you wanna call me that word just cuz I got a pussy and short hair. I promise you that there have been enough advancements made in the art of lesbian sexual dynamics in the past 50 years to broaden the vocabulary used to describe the plethora of types of masculine females.

[yrsonpurpose]

#life of an f1 race winner

[acebytaemin]

remember when shinee’s biggest scandal was supposedly lipsyncing which turned out to literally not be true but people couldn’t believe they were that good 🥲

[cordeliawhohung]

was so excited because i have some really wiggling worms and writing has been so hard lately so i was gonna do some writing over lunch and then spent my entire time cooking food and then when i sat down to write my partner brought in floor samples because we're trying to remodel the living room and it's like baby please and so now i don't get to write and probably won't be able to actually write for a while and i'm so frustrated i sort of want to cry because i still have 0 emotional regulation rn and i'm just UGH