#Platypus Moon

[childotkw]

okay but imagine the grindelwald! harry au mixed with that ybtm(ibty) au where it's actually harry that goes to nathan's world. i would assume that dumbledore wouldn't allow those rumors to spread if harry came to him first, but if harry had built up a reputation beforehand... it's technically not allowed/ taboo to discuss the rumor (not like the school can place a ban on it), but the whole student body knows it by the time harry is there and assisting dumbledore. dumbledore can't even claim harry as his son or relative at this point because it would just end in even more disaster. harry is super adverse to the rumor but his refusal just kinda stokes the flames higher and at this point even grindelwald is aware that his supposed son is hanging out with dumbledore at hogwarts. and wouldn't that be rejection of the highest order again? or perhaps he wouldn't really even believe the rumor but that power that harry effortlessly wields, that's something to see. i feel like nathan would believe harry when he said that he wasn't grindelwald's son, but orion would do the real plotting when he connects nathan's attackers to grindelwald, like, the amount of drama orion lives for is RIGHT THERE orion would prob be disappointed when he doesn't see results tho lol, but he has plenty of other entertainment. like harry and his everything. and tom too, but he sees tom more than harry, and tom likes to hide everything, so. anyways this idea has consumed me so i'm sorry about the word vomit lmao your aus are very plot-bunny inducing

A spin off of Dark Side of the Moon where Harry side-stepped Dumbledore and Hogwarts completely, and became some vigilante-esque figure in the Wizarding underworld because his saving people thing was alive and well even if he's a grumpy boy.

His actions - stepping in and defending others regardless of status or species, breaking up the more destructive and illegal rings in Knockturn and making things a little safer for those living there, dodging the aurors with all the skill of a career criminal, etc. - drew attention.

Because of course they did.

And people loved to gossip about him.

Because of course they did.

Harry was focussed on trying to get home (he has yet to chat with Death), and unintentionally kicked off some of those rumours himself. Rumours that, for some reason, had people thinking he was Grindelwald’s son?

(It was absolutely because of the Deathly Hallows tattoo on his hip - don’t ask how it got there, don’t ask how the group of hags spotted it, Harry purged that memory from his brain, it did not happen).

Anyway.

Harry was strolling around Knockturn on Halloween and stepped in to chase off the men attacking Nathan, safely whisked the boy back to his family and let them know that Grindelwald’s men were on the prowl. Benedict took that warning seriously, and Cynthia proposed Harry stop by one afternoon for tea as a thank you.

And one gossipy vampire who witnessed Harry curb-stomp Grindelwald’s men spread the word that the Dark Lord’s apparent son was ‘on the outs’ with his father because why else would he attack a group of Acolytes unless there was trouble in paradise?

Long, long story short - Harry eventually ended up at Hogwarts as some weird teacher assistant / in protective custody / a God (people are too scared to ask at this point). He just chilled in the school, occasionally disappearing without a word to dismantle an illegal poaching organisation or bulldoze through some of Grindelwald’s men.

It was only after a few months that Harry even heard the rumour that people think he’s Grindelwald’s disgruntled, long-lost son. He tried denying it at first but by this point the rumour is so pervasive and wide-spread that he couldn’t change it. So Harry just rolled with it.

“Why yes, I am Gellert’s son. Yes, I think his political agenda is stupid. No, he’s not all powerful, he’s actually a moron and I’m going to break his nose when I next see him.”

People are lowkey terrified. Nathan has his pseudo-older brother who is training him to be a badass. Orion is frothing at the mouth and Tom is vibrating at a frequency that could propel himself into the sun.

Gellert just wants to know why anyone would look at him and think he’d ever sleep with a woman. Then he claims the magically-powerful-possible-god-man-thing as his son because why not?

[djwoifie]

❤️💛💙❤️💛💙❤️💛💙❤️💛💙❤️💛💙

Doodles I drew in a public sketch book :D

[forgottenpnffacts]

Perry has a clumsy streak.

[1544cimn]

Doodle. Crazy stuff in the sky today. Picture I took.

[pyr0bot]

holy shit i'm alive again. anyway here's a bunch of random sketches i did today

[starry-eyed-dr]

FIRST ACT OF WRATH MONTH

TAKING THESE TWO MF'S AWAY FROM THE STRAIGHTS

[dorkus-maximus-god-of-weird]

If I had a nickel for every time I was directly responsible for a system getting rain world alters I'd have two nickels

[theultimatesexypeopleshowdown]

[astro-tag-9]

hi! 👋🏻 😊 can you please assign me a female character based off my placements?

Leo Sun

Libra moon

Scorpio rising

Leo Mercury

Libra venus

Gemini mars

🖤 Vanessa Doofenshmirtz🖤

(Phineas and Ferb)

[vi-enti]

as usual i have shown up to the airport way too early. there aren’t even agents at the check-in and bag drop desks

[plushietour]

Name: River

Release Date: Unknown

Date of adoption: Around 2017

Brand: Dinki Di*

River is named after the love interest from the game To the moon, my favourite game and the reason I got given him. He is a lot smaller than the platypus in the game but not a lot of cute Platypus pushes get sold to the UK for some reason. He doesn't sit up very well because of his tail, if you want him to sit its has to be on his tail not normally, but I love to just sit and look at him a lot so that's okay.

*I'm pretty sure Dinki Di is an Australian toy brand but the only thing you get when looking it up is other toys for sale for idk.

[glambots]

I have the dumbest head cannon

Freddy and the rest genuinely can’t tell what an object they don’t have an ID for is so when they see an unfamiliar object their AI just finds the closest thing to it based on their existing sensory database

and sometimes that closest thing is incredibly wrong-

That is such a funny situation for any of them to be trapped in, especially if it involves silly facial recognition glitch/issues (like the Clark Kent/Perry the Platypus running joke: with specific thing, you are You, without thing, you are Stranger)

[eekitseve]

oh yeah I should show off my ttm spread from when I donated for the beach episode!!! Here’s that :D

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

Floor After Floor vs. Perry the Platypus

[lumu]

Cringe culture is dead, look at my plush shelf :3

I know I have a few stragglers (as well as my entire Pokemon Mystery Dungeon collection) who haven't been unpacked yet, but I'm happy with how the shelf is coming along!

Lots are customs/by small creators/rare; if you want info on any of them, feel free to ask!

[denydestiny-doodles]

just some alternate colors with the little guys