#Professor Ozpin

[jedidragonwarriorqueen]

The first thing Ozpin does when he meets Ruby in the very first episode is comment on the color of her eyes.

Implying he's never met her before.

Summer went on missions for Oz up until just before she disappeared. He was definitely in touch with Qrow as well, and Tai to some degree. He would have known they had daughters.

Do you think, when Ruby was born, Summer and Tai looked at her little chubby face, her wide silver eyes, and then at each other? Do you think with everything they knew, everything STRQ had been through, together and separately, they decided Ozpin would not lay eyes on their daughter for as long as they could manage?

[rwby-confess]

Confession #76

[sasasafeier]

[verydeadaten]

"Evil" Pyrrha

Pyrrha: *walking through the halls* I am Salem's champion. I am the strongest of her inner circle. I am her most devout follower. My Goddess has tasked me with destroying this school. I will not fail. Nothing will stand in my way.

Jaune: *smiles and waves at her*

Pyrrha:

Pyrrha: *blushing* Fuck.

***

Cinder: Nikos, you were supposed to scout out the CCT tower. Why haven't you given me the intel?

Pyrrha: I uh... I got sidetracked.

Last night...

Pyrrha: *gorging herself on a pie Jaune made* Oh my god, it's so GOOD!

***

Jaune: What time is it?

Pyrrha: 4:30.

Jaune: Aw hell, I got to get to leadership class. *hugs pyrrha and kisses her forehead* I'll see you later Pyr! *runs off*

Pyrrha: *red*

Pyrrha: *knees nearly give out* Oh my goddess, what was that? I-I need to get back to the dorm.

***

Pyrrha: *reading a book on her bed* The Vytal Festival is almost here. It's a real shame, I was really having a fun time here.

Jaune: Hey Pyr, I was thinking...

Pyrrha: You where thinking?

Jaune: After the tournament is over, maybe we could go on a date. Just me and you?

Pyrrha: ...

***

Ozpin: And why, pray tell, are you telling us this sensitive information about Salem's plans?

Pyrrha: I had a change of heart.

Glynda: It's because of Mr. Arc.

Pyrrha: It's because of Jaune.

[celestetcetera]

how we feeling bout that epilogue boys

[pedanticat]

Oscar: I shouldn't be surprised you're so familiar with fairy tales.

Oz: I've lived through my share of them.

Oscar: I've been the subject of a couple of fairy tales myself.

Jaune: You mean Ozpin has, right?

[juanarc-thethird]

Dr. Arc #3

Jaune: *To de camera* A few days ago it was my birthday and my grandmother gave me one of her delicious pies, just for me. I brought my last piece here to eat with my lunch. But to make sure no one took it, I put it all the way to the back in the refrigerator and with several notes saying "Do not touch" and "Property of Dr. Arc."

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Jaune is placing his pie all the way in the back of the fridge and then starts putting everything else back inside.

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Jaune: There's no way anyone would eat it.

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Lunch time

Ren: Hey Jaune, today we're all going to eat outside in the garden. The weather is good today.

Jaune: Ok, I'll just finish some paperwork and catch up to you guys.

Ren: Sounds good. *leaves*

The camera shows how Jaune continues working but in the distance, through one of the clinic windows, you can see Ozpin checking the staff refrigerator.

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The scene changed with Jaune filing the papers in his file cabinet.

Jaune: Well, I'm done. Now it's time to eat my pie~

The camera follows him to the refrigerator. He starts taking things out, and when he gets to the end he freezes in place.

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Ozpin's Office

The camera shows Ozpin at his desk working on some papers.

Ozpin: *Drinking Coffe*

*Ting!*

Suddenly the camera changes direction to the elevator doors and Glynda appears.

Glynda: Ozpin, we have a problem.

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Staff room

The camera shows everyone scared as Jaune holds Yang hostage using a syringe.

Jaune: Ok motherfuckers! Who the hell ate my pie?!! Tell me now, or the girl gets it!

Yang: *Blushing* Oh god~💕 You are so strong~💕

Weiss: *Worry* Jaune, please calm down. We can talk about this in a civilized manner, let Yang go..

Yang: *Angry* Hey, don't ruin this to me. Don't listen to her, Jaune. Don't even think about letting me go from your strong arms~💕

Weiss: Yang, you're not helping!

Yang: You're jealous because he didn't choose you as a hostage.

Weiss: *Angry blushing* I'm not!!

Ozpin: What's going on here?!

The camera changes to Ozpin, with Glynda behind him. Everyone turns to see him.

Ozpin: Dr. Arc, what do you think you are doing? Let Professor Xiao Long go.

Jaune: No! Someone ate my pie and they don't tell me who it was. And I won't let her go until they tell me who it was.

Yang: Yes please~💕

Ozpin: Wait, are you perhaps talking about a lemon pie with chocolate chips?

Jaune: Yes, how do you know? It was wrapped in aluminum

Ozpin: Oh, I think I'm to blame in all this.

Jaune: Huh?

Ozpin: I'm very sorry Dr. Arc, but it seems that I ate your pie by mistake.

Jaune: But it had my name!

Ozpin: And I'm sorry, I didn't think it was that important to you.

Jaune: *Shock* You ate it all?

Ozpin: Not completely, it was too sweet for me. I threw the rest in the trash.

Jaune: *Surprise* You threw it in the trash?!

Ozpin: I hope you can forgive me.

Jaune: *Let Yang go* You know what, don't worry about it. Mistakes happen all the time, right.

Ozpin: Oh I'm glad to hear that. Well, with this resolved. Let's all go back to work, okay?

Ozpin turns around if he leaves, with Glynda following behind him. The camera then focuses on Jaune, who doesn't look away from Ozpin without blinking. It's kind of intimidating.

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Ozpin's office

Ozpin is looking out of his window at the scenery of the school and city. He holds up his cup of coffee and takes a sip.

*ting!*

Ozpin: hm?

The camera shows the elevator door to his office open with Jaune stepping out of it.

Ozpin: Dr. Arc, I was not expecting your visit. How can I help you??

Jaune: I came to give you my two weeks' notice.

He puts his letter on his desk and leaves. Ozpin takes the letter and begins to open it without looking away from Jaune.

Ozpin: Is it because I ate your pie? Please Dr. Arc, it was just an…

At that moment he reads the letter and it says:

"I will attack in two weeks."

Ozpin: ..Accident

He looks back at Jaune, and as the elevator doors close he can see an evil smile spread across his face. Then Jaune moves his lips without making any noise saying "two weeks." Ozpin starts to break out in a cold sweat.

Ozpin: I think I made a huge mistake.

[notmaplemable]

Team JNPRR 4

Ozpin: Since your leader transferred to another team, we'll have to select a new one.

Weiss: *Thinking* Finally, the mistake he made can be rectified. I'll turn this excuse of a team into a real one.

Yang: It could be me. It could be Blake. But if it's Weiss, I'm going with Ruby.

Blake: Fuck.

Ozpin: And luckily there's a team leader that can step in until we find you a permanent 4th member.

Weiss: What?

Yang: Please let them be cool.

Blake: Ugh.

Ozpin: Come meet the new leader of the temporary team SBWY.

Sun: *Walks out* Sup?

Weiss: You!

Yang: Cool, another blond.

Blake: ...

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY Volume 9 Episode 8 Textposts

[howi99]

Pyrrha: Someone needs to stop her!

Jaune: OR, and hear me out on this one: We wait 5 minutes until the others arrive. Whatever she is searching there, she still needs to get out of there eventually and there's only one staircase!

Pyrrha: But-

Jaune: No, i will NOT let you die a stupid death because YOU feel entitled to a "destiny" Which is clearly to get killed if it's to go alone against a fucking flamethrower who, i may had, killed the headmaster IN A MATTER OF MINUTES!

Pyrrha: And what if she find what she's looking for?

Jaune: Of all the places to put a "relic", i doubt the headmaster would be dumb enough to put it under his cocoa mug!

Pyrrha: And how would you know that?

Jaune: I don't know how but i DO know the things she is searching isn't there. Maybe Ozpin told me when you were getting the maiden power?

Pyrrha: *look at the tower* 20 minutes. And if no one is there, i will at least try something.

Jaune: *sigh of relief* Enough to get Ruby or Qrow here.

Pyrrha: Ruby and who?

Jaune: The alcoholic uncle of Ruby (weird, how do i know that?). Since Ozpin died i got the feeling i should trust the dusty old crow. (What am i saying?!) Now miss Ni- i mean Pyrrha- god damn headaches.

Pyrrha: ... Jaune?

Jaune: I'm fine Gly- i mean Pyrrha. Just a bit confused that's all. God i'd kill for my mug right now. *Eyes flashing colors* GOD MY HEAD!

Pyrrha: JAUNE!?

Jaune: *out of breath* It's like my *try staying up* soul is *fall to the ground, unconscious*

[brainrotisseriechicken]

too bad rooster teeths dead atleast they made this guy

idk what possessed me sorry i see a green old man and go insane

also, here's oscar :3

thats all i have 20 hi3/scp wips waiting ...sorry audience

[jedidragonwarriorqueen]

Qrow drinks, Blake runs away, and I make shitposts. We all have our own ways of coping ok??

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Every AU where Jaune and Blake knew Each other before Beacon

Glynda: So what's your speciality?

Blake: Stealth.

Jaune: Stealth as well!

Glynda: ... In that armor?

Jaune: Yeah. We just have different styles of stealth. For example, I use Heavy Stealth.

Glynda: ... Heavy stealth ... Which is?

Jaune: Nobody can see you if there are no Witnesses left!

Blake: You'd be surprised how well it works.

Glynda: I-

Ozpin: Perfect! Welcome aboard!

[sasasafeier]

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Jaune: It's funny, y'know?

Ozpin: Pardon?

Jaune: I spent... decades, literal lifetimes dwelling on you and your actions... and here I am, same state as you.

Ozpin: And what would that be, Mr. Arc?

Jaune: Out of time.

[brokentrafficknight]