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[moistmailman]

Pyrrha: I’m going to fight the next person who insults Jaune.

Jaune: I suck, I swear.

Pyrrha:………*drops a sword on the ground with a loud metallic clang*

Jaune: Uh…..P-Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Pick it up.

[arc-misadventures]

Gun Girls

Jaune: There are Gun Girls, and there are Gun Girls.

Jaune: There are many differences between the two, but they both contain one thing in common.

Jaune: I want to fuck the Gun Girls.

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Blake: I'm a gun girl! That mean's he wants to fuck me!

Yang: I have two guns, he wants to fuck me more than you!

Emerald: Well I have two guns, but mine are bigger than yours so, ha!

Pyrrha: Step aside girls, I have a rifle, he'll want to fuck a real woman~!

Ruby: I have a sniper rifle! That's a bigger reason to fuck me!

May: He'll want me because I have a sniper rifle, and more womanly assets than you~!

: Ladies~!

The group turn to see, Coco posing seductively in her underwear with her minigun.

Coco: Get on my level~!

RBYPME: ...

Ruby: FUCK!

[reashot]

Ruby's Eyes Met The Young Couple.

Ruby: *walking around minding her own business*

Pyrrha: !

Jaune: !

Pyrrha: Our eyes just met.

And you know what that means?

Jaune: It's time for a Pokemon battle from the best couple in Vale.

Ruby: .... (He's cute 😶)

After battle

Pyrrha: No! I can't believe we got beaten. Baby, I'm sorry we lost.

Jaune: It's ok Pyr. It doesn't matter if we win or lose. As long as we're together...

*gets swaggered*

Wait, what?

Trainer Ruby earns Jaune

Ruby: You're my boyfriend now Jaune. 😋

Pyrrha: Give him back to me, you thieving slut!

[iheartmothz]

fashion for gay people

[superiorsturgeon]

Ren is Best Best Man

Ren: *swaying a bit* Jaune…as your best man, I feel like I shouldn’t let you do this…!

Jaune: *in tattoo artist’s chair* Hey, *hic* Pyrrha’s my fiancée…the woman I love! …what’s wrong with getting the name of the woman I love tattooed on my *hic* skin…?

Ren: …well, what if Pyrrha’s not *burp* the one you love…?

Jaune: What?! Then who else would I *urp* be getting tattooed…?

Ren: …well…Nora’s pretty great…? I would get a tattoo of her, since I *hic* love her so much…!

Jaune: Wha…? You love *hurp* Nora? Ren, that’s great! I’m so happy for you…! *staggers upright to shake Ren’s hand*

Ren: Thanks, Jaune…Nora’s the best…! 🥰

Jaune: Maybe…maybe you should be the one getting tattooed…? 🤔

Ren: *slides into chair* Good idea…! That’s why you’re *hic* the leader!

Ren: *turns to tattoo artist and points to his forehead* “Nora Valkyrie,” papyrus font, on the face, please!

Jaune: Woah, wait a minute…are you sure that’s a good idea…?

Ren: Huh…? Oh yeah…good point, Jaune…better not do the face…

Ren: *undoes his pants and rolls over*

Neon: Look, you guys either need to take this seriously or get out of my shop.

[celticcatgirl2]

I saw this on a blog that I think has me blocked? But I Fucking love it so here

[craziechwiv]

Jaune: Pineapple are in my heeeaaaad~

Pyrrha: Got no-nobody(?) cuz I'm braindeeead?

Jaune: You almost got it let's try one more time got it?

Pyrrha: Got it!

Jaune: Ok! *ahem* Pineapples are-

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in my head.

Jaune looks upwards towards Pyrrha's Statue, reminiscing about the two of them singing that tune together. Jaune wipes the tears from his eyes as he finishes off the rest of the verse by himself.

Jaune: G..Got nobody cuz I'm braindead...

[randombook4idk]

[infoglitch]

Enough.

... I hate that I'm pissed because I have a fuckin au idea and this time unlike all the ones I haven't posted yet, this one is... Arkos... SHIT.

Ok my own gripe with arkos and pyrrha aside I should probably explain my idea. So basically me being me aka a fuckin thief I decided to say, "let's give jaune a yuta deal from jjk." Because... I'm sorry I've been in jjk brain rot for the last month.. that and writing branded dogma but we aren't discussing that.

So basically after pyrrha dies to cinder it's not ruby who sees Pyrrha's death but it's actually jaune, and jaune unknowingly unlocked his semblance due to this and, well I have a little theory about semblances or at least I would like them to be handled, semblances manifest when a person has reached the peak of a desire, that semblance thus grants that desire. So basically once Pyrrha's dead jaune's semblance is released and it's a little different, I dub his new semblance, "spectral", basically how it works is he can imbue his aura into a anything and forces it to live, or if someone dies he could force their souls into his service. Anyway that's the idea now for some skits.

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Jaune found himself walking with Nora, Ren, and ruby as he watched Ruby looking over the map as she seemed frustrated. Jaune sped up and was next to her as they kept walking.

Jaune: h-hey ruby you alright?

Ruby mumbled something before looking at jaune as she jumped back slightly.

Ruby: dear oum! O-oh jaune! I didn't notice you were beside me, w-what were you saying again?

Jaune: o-oh I was just checking in on you is all.

Ruby: oh well I'm doing great, just annoyed with this stinking map.

Jaune nodded as he hesitantly put a hand on her shoulder and said something but ruby didn't hear as her face went pale with a shiver running down her spine with everything around her just vanishing.

Ruby looked around unnerved before seeing a suit of Spartan armor as a green flame burned from inside of it.

Ruby stepped back as she felt her breathing quicken as the suit of armor stared at her, it didn't have a face but Ruby could feel its stare.

???: jaune... Leave... Jaune... ALONE!

The suit of armor dashed towards summoning a spear as Ruby screamed-

Jaune: RUBY!

Ruby snapped out of it as jaune, Ren and Nora all stare at her in concern. With jaune holding her shoulders as he seemed the most concerned.

Jaune: ruby are you alright, you just f-froze and-

SMACK

Everyone stood in shock as a hand print had found itself across jaunes cheek as Ruby stared at him with her right hand raised to the other side of her head, her eyes wide with fear as she trembled in terror.

Ruby: d-dont.. don't touch me.

Jaune: ruby...

Jaune looked at her his eyes filled with confusion. Ruby stepped away from him as Ren looked at Ruby's demeanor closely.

Ruby: just.. d-dont touch me.. ok?

Jaune looked at her still confused but soon nodded.

Ruby and jaune didn't talk to each the rest of the day.

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Everyone had found themselves staring down cinders team as everyone had their weapons at the ready but lowered as cinder glanced at each of them with a smug expression before her attention was focused on the strange blonde fool, she didn't know why but the air around him... It felt... Cursed.

Jaune: you... How dare you act like this...

Cinder raised an eyebrow at the fool as her seemed to shake slightly.

Jaune: walking in here.. acting like this.. wearing all the atrocities you've done... LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR!

Everyone in the area could feel the air get.. cold. Extremely cold, as if the bashful fall had let in the apathetic winter.... No, the hateful freezing cold.

Cinder could feel it.. all of this presence.. where was it coming from?

Jaune: I'm going to make you pay... For everything you've done.

Jaune suddenly bolted towards her his sword at the ready.

Jaune: YOU. PIECE. OF. SHIT!

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That's all I got.. so far. If y'all got any questions just fire away in my asks and if you got an idea for the au just tell me.

I am desperately craving someone to hit up my asks so.. yeah.

Without anything else.

Rock on till ya drop. Tata mothafuckers 🤘

Cheers 🍻

[epic-arc]

*Team RBY and team RN was in cafeteria eating waiting for they members and then jaune come and sit next do nora* Nora: Hey jaune what took you so long? got lost around in beacon?

Jaune:  I was doing a couple of things and got distracted hehe sorry. Yang: And ''Couple of things'' means staying longer in bed or talking to your champion girlfriend hehe~

*Jaunes listen to that and his face start to blush but then weiss and pyrrha come out of they bedsroom using they beacon uniforms and sits next to they teamates*

Pyrrha: Well me and weiss were listening to what you said yang and just to you know i was the ''Couple of things'' and weiss was the ''got distracted''~

*She was with a smug smile while saying that and both jaune and weiss was with a red face of blusing and yang and ruby was laughing at jaune and weiss faces while blake takes a notebook and start to write somethings.*

Nora: Hmm i always knew it but try not be louder next time ok? Me and ren sleep in the same room you know!

[moistmailman]

Jaune, looking at his beautiful wife sleep next to him with their baby in her arms:……how did a guy like me managed to get a woman like you……holy shit, am I Krillin?

Pyrrha, opening her eyes: What?

[arc-misadventures]

A Snipers Predicament

Yang: Hey, Ruby, how did the paintball game go?

Ruby: It was great?!

Yang: What happened?

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Ruby:

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Yang: Again?

Ruby: For five hours!

Yang: Ouch!

Blake: Wasn't, Jaune with you?

Ruby: It was, Pyrrha's turn to have him as a spotter! I got stuck waiting for something to happen, anything to happen! While, Pyrrha got to stay with, Jaune all day! I wanted to go home with a limp, not her gods dammit!

Yang: You wanted a what?!

Blake: Oh... so that's how she pulled a muscle...

[freshmiraclecheesecake]

Does anybody know what happened to both this account and the Jaune squire AU.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: She deserved better. Even If I would have known how she felt, I still wouldn’t have been good enough.

[superiorsturgeon]

Schnarkos: Nikos Strikes Back

Blake/Yang: *visiting Schnarkos family after birth of Schnarkos baby*

Pyrrha: I’m so glad you came to visit! Things have been so busy since Borea was born!

Yang: I’ll bet! At least there’s three of you instead of just two.

Blake: How have Jaune and Weiss been doing now that you’re all parents?

Pyrrha: *glances over at Dilf Jaune pushing Schnarkos baby Borea in a stroller while Milf Weiss bends down to wipe baby girl’s face clean*

Weiss: Oops! Looks like someone got a little dirty!

Jaune: Uh-oh! I think our little snowflake got a bit on daddy’s shirt! *lifts up shirt to clean it, exposing his toned midsection*

Pyrrha: ☺️

Yang: Uh…Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: 🤤

Blake: Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: *snaps out of her Milf/Dilf fantasies* What? Oh, I’m sorry! What were we talking about?

Yang: I said, how are things going now that you’re all new parents?

Pyrrha: Oh! It’s been tiring, but…

Weiss: *bends over again, showing new curves through her dress*

Pyrrha: …but…

Pyrrha: …butt…🤤

Yang: We’ve lost her again.

Blake: Who knew that the Invincible Girl would be the horniest out of all of us?

[celticcatgirl2]

“How the FUCK am I supposed to move on if they keep building these in every city we go?”