Rolling in 15 minutes late to pinned posts. Here will be my custom fandom tags, because I am allergic to touching the main tags.
Recent fandoms:
The Locked Tomb Series (f: the inherent eroticism of bones)
Gideon/Harrow (r: i wanted you to eat me)
Arknights (f: powered by apocalypse ore)
Gacha game sideblog: Theabysscomeshome
Other fandoms:
Bungo Stray Dogs (f: raise your hand if you’re NOT an orphan with a tragic past)
Honkai Impact 3rd (f: this is a story about love and it will end with love)
Genshin Impact (f: pay no attention to the gods behind the curtain)
Honkai Impact 3rd (f: this is a story about love and it will end with love)
Avatar: The Last Airbender (f: it’s a new kind of world)
Critical Role: Vox Machina (f: i’m just surprised that people like us)
Daredevil (f: what about hope)
Doctor Who (f: mind the plants)
Dragon Age (f: smoke and mirrors)
Elementary (f: connections)
Fire Emblem (f: the sexy chess game)
Three Houses (f: this is fine)
Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn (f:angry birds)
Gravity Falls (f: trust no one)
Harry Potter (f: within these ancient halls)
High Rollers Aerois (f: at least they’re not cows)
Juno Steel, Penumbra Podcast (f: and then they became space pirates)
Legend of Korra (f: dorks try to save the world)
Leverage (f: five bad band)
Parker - ch: i didn’t even stab him
Eliot/Hardison/Parker - dynamic: we change together
Marvel (f: how many ragnaroks is too many ragnaroks)
Young Avengers (f: you have a supervillain on speed dial)
Runaways (f: how do you hero again?)
Loki - ch: i know what i’m doing
Norse Mythology (m: in the absence of goats)
Pacific Rim (f: and then we built a giant robot)
RWBY (f: it’s also a gun)
-Ruby - ch: it’s also a customizable high impact sniper rifle
-Ren - ch: please do nothing to the cook
-Nora - ch: thunder
-Taiyang - ch: buff marshmallow
-Raven - ch: run
-Qrow - ch: bird.exe
-Summer - ch: sad but determined bedsheet
-Ironwood - ch: and you did your very best
-Oz/pin - ch: i’m sorry
-Oscar - ch: another one of his lives
-Cinder - ch: like hunger
-Salem - ch: this isn’t a threat
-RWBY - dynamic: girl’s night
-JNPR - dynamic: just hit em with the hammer
-JNR - dynamic: this is my family
-STRQ - dynamic: he’s good isn’t he
-Ruby/Penny - dynamic: you light up my life
-Oz/Salem - dynamic: amicable divorce
-Ironwood/Qrow - dynamic: some good
-Oz/Qrow - dynamic: i’m amazed that you ever loved me
-Ironwood/Oz - r: you have to trust me
-Ironwood/Oz/Qrow - r: call me maybe
Second Citadel, Penumbra Podcast (f: paladin morality crisis)
She-Ra (f: the power of love and stuff)
Star Wars (f: where is your balance now)
Stargate Atlantis (f: city of dreams (and nightmares))
Stargate SG-1 (f: the things I’ve heard sitting in this chair)
Supernatural (f: pretty trash horror)
The Magnus Archives (f: avatar the last fearbender)
-Jo(h)n Sims - ch: the h is silent
-Martin - ch: if we were all happy that wouldn’t actually be the end of the world
-Tim - ch: rating the institute 0 on yelp
-Gertrude - ch: cackling
-Elias - ch: immortality never ends badly for anyone
-Peter - ch: leave me alone
-Jared - ch: they’re all my favorite
-Jon/Martin - r: sometimes romance is getting some goddamned rest
The Mechanisms (f: gotta say i’m in the mood for violence)
Welcome to Night Vale (f: [muffled sound of reality breaking])
White Collar (f: communication is the cornerstone of a healthy relationship)
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tragic backstory (tm) au) team rwby and team npr cause chaos in vale. turns out that with fewer classes for second years and the fact that all of them are more than willing to take on entire criminal organizations means that they need someone who's normal to keep them out of trouble.
of course jaune hears about all this later from neo who's having the time of her life watching the assholes she sicked the teams on get beat over and over again (she even recorded it in 4k and had a team of professionals make it look as good as possible) all in all she has to say she has great taste and was 100% in the right to decide to form a harem will all of them by getting them all attracted to jaune. does she like all of them? well red's alright and miss perfect and her fun team member are hot. not to mention blondie is defiantly gonna be fun to rile up. still the important thing isn't that she likes any of them. the important thing is that they're all hers!
(since neo is supposed to be like Tinkerbell I figured it would be fun to bring that up. neo is easily bored but extremely dangerous as well as mischievous. also anything she wants is automatically hers. the only exception to this is jaune and roman because they make her feel those weird things that slightly shift the universe to make her not the total center of it. what are those called? emotions? tldr: neo is a geedy fairy and rwby and friends are fun to rile up also they need jaune to keep them out of trouble which is bad considering what he gets up to)
Thirty Flavors of Chaos Plus One
In the world of Remnant, there are three types of people. Those who would do harm to his fellow man. Those who are harmed by their fellow man. And those who defend and avenge those harmed. But what if those who are to defend from harmed, in their actions, harm those they intend to defend? The consequences would be quite severe, no?
Goodwitch: That is the third time this month, Mister Arc.
Jaune: (Deadpan) Yes, Professor Goodwitch-
Goodwitch: Three times your team has joined Team RWBY in their crusade to "fight crime," and in doing so create collateral damage that our institution is forced to pay coverage for!
Jaune: (Deadpan) Yes, Professor Goodwitch-
Goodwitch: I have better things to do with my weekends than repair public property with my semblance!
Jaune: (Deadpan) Yes, Professor Goodwitch-
Cinder: Oh, such as writing fan fictions about your colleagues?
Goodwitch: YOU LISTEN HERE, YOU IMPUDENT-
Ozpin: What Professor Goodwitch is trying to say, Mister Arc, as that this behavior is unacceptable, even on the first offense.
Jaune: (Deadpan) Yes, Professor Goodwitch. (Blinks, Sheepishly grins) Er, I mean, Professor Ozpin.
Ozpin: (Sighs) You've heard it all before, which explains your response to these scoldings. I'm afraid drastic measures must be taken, Mister Arc.
Jaune: To be fair, sir, I told my team to keep Team RWBY out of trouble-
Ozpin: Which then devolves to "keep Nora from biting someone," I'm aware. But I'm left with no choice, Mister Arc. My hand has been forced on this. (Pulls up Team RWBY and NPR profiles)
Jaune: W-What are you doing?!
Ozpin: What I must. As of today, Team RWBY and JNPR, with the exception of Jaune Arc, (Red Xs cover all their faces) are expelled from Beacon Academy.
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Neo was having a good day. It had started as a great morning, following another wonderful week in a fantastic month. Everything was in place for her pet project for her future pet. Neo had a plan, and the first step of that plan was to get everyone together in blissful harmony, and nothing brings true solidarity like mutual animosity.
She would sneak into a rival gang's turf, disguised as one of the girls (usually Ruby) and cause general mayhem. Said mayhem included, but was not limited to, loitering, theft, assault, battery, indecent exposure (but only just her panties to other crime girls), and disrespectful gestures to other crime bosses. So far, she's pissed off two street gangs and was on her way to her third one.
She peeked around the corner. Two burly men stood guard outside a fenced off gate. They wore golden chains around their necks to look tough, but Neo could see the flakes fall off as one of them scratched their neck underneath the ornament. They wore tank tops dirtied by oil or grease to look like spots. Aside from that, neither of them looked too interesting, or tough.
Neo ran through her approach in her mind. First, she would disguise herself as someone. Red was getting too boring, so she decided on her partner this time. She would approach, disarm the men, then break in and cause as much destruction inside as she could. She might even pretend to ballet. She and the Ice Queen had the legs for it.
With a sigh of content, she changed and rounded the corner, running into a thick wall of muscle. Her semblance broke before it could finish, returning her to her true self. She looked up with a glare at the burly man she didn't see leaving. Was she that deep in thought?
"Excuse me." He rumbled softly as he passed. He stopped and turned around, opening his wallet. He pulled out twenty Lien. "Here. Buy yourself a triple scoop."
Neo was ecstatic, she snatched the Lien from him. He turned away, mumbling something about children. With a blink, Neo realized what happened. He gave her money because he thought she was a little girl!
With a silent growl, she stomped her foot, then pocketed the money. She resumed her disguise and stomped to the gate. Before the guard could say anything, she swung her foot to right between his legs. He fell with a whimper, and Neo leapt onto her new prey. She was angry, and she needed to vent.
It was considered healthy. At least, that's what she told herself as she kicked down the gate, disguised as Weiss Schnee and unloading the guard's pistol into everything in her sight. And you know what, she was feeling better already.
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Ruby: (Knock at the door) Just a sec! (Opens the door) Hey, Jaune! What's up?
Jaune: Hey.
Ruby: Is... everything okay?
Jaune: We... We need to talk. All of us.
Ruby: Oh...
Later, in JNPR's dorm
Yang: What's up, Jaune? Rubes said this was something serious.
Jaune: It is. It's about what you've been doing this past month.
Weiss: In regards to...?
Jaune: The vigilantism. The crime fighting. The destruction of public property! The attacks in the middle of the street!
Ruby: We were just protecting ourselves.
Jaune: The police reports are saying you guys are starting these fights.
Nora: That's not true! I would never start a fight! (Every deadpans at her) Okay, I wouldn't start a fight without a good reason.
Jaune: The point is that Beacon is getting tired of it. They said that you were all on thin ice two weeks ago.
Yang: Not so thin if we're still getting away with it, right?
Jaune: Wrong, because Ozpin said that, in order to prevent further issues, (Deep breath) he decided to expel you guys from Beacon.
Yang: WHAT?!
Weiss: Unacceptable!
Ruby: He can't do that! We were protecting ourselves! It's not our fault the criminals keep trying to kill us!
Jaune: Ozpin said that if that were true, then the criminals wouldn't attack anyways, if the police reports are true.
Nora: Kind of weird for Professor Ozpin to send you to expel team RWBY. Oops! Sorry, I meant RWBYE. No offense, Emerald!
Emerald: None taken. (Thinking) Considering I'm not going to be expelled.
Jaune: He didn't send me just for them, Nora. We're just as guilty, since you guys have helped them out, too. He said you, Ren, and Pyrrha are being expelled, too.
Nora: (Falls to her knees) NOOOOOOOOOO!
Pyrrha: I... I see. If that's the Headmaster's decision-
Ren: Wait. You said myself, Pyrrha, and Nora. What about you and Mercury?
Jaune: Along with Emerald, Ozpin planned to make us a three man team.
Ruby: Well, at least Emerald gets a chance to be a Huntress still.
Ren: So this is how it ends? We try to do good, and we're being punished for it? I can't say I agree with this mindset.
Yang: Well, I can! (Stands up) I'm going to tell Assmaster Oz what I think of his decision!
Jaune: Wait, Yang-!
Yang: No! To hell with all of it! If I'm being expelled, I'm going out in a blaze of glory! Who's with me?!
Nora: I am!
Ruby: Yeah!
Yang: Hell yeah! Let's go! (Storms out with Ruby and Nora)
Mercury: So... You wanna tell them what the real plan is, or...?
Blake: Real plan?
Jaune: I guess Cinder already told you, huh? Alright, here's what happened in the Headmaster's office.
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Vas: Hey, Shishi?
Shishi: (Via scroll) Yes?
Vas: I found one of those guys you asked us to keep an eye on.
Shishi: Yeah, which one?
Vas: The Schnee girl, Lieutenant Stick-in-his-rear's favorite.
Shishi: Oh, you mean Weiss Schnee? What about her?
Vas: She's crazy, boss! I just watched her blow up a gang's hideout with just a pistol!
Shishi: Interesting. Follow her, but don't let her know.
Vas: Sure thing, Shi- Whoa!
Shishi: Hm? What happened?
Vas: She just got shorter! And hotter, too.
Shishi: I wasn't aware she had a transformation semblance. What does she look like?
Vas: Hot. Like, really hot. Long legs on a short body, brown and pink hair like a-
Shishi: Neo Politan...
Vas: Yeah! I wouldn't mind having her on a hot, summer day. (Lecherous chuckle)
Shishi: Change of plans. Keep your distsnce. I know that girl, and she's not someone you mess with. Understand?
Vas: Uh, yeah, got it, boss. (Shishi hangs up) Not some to mess with? With a body like that, I wouldn't mind a mess.
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Ozpin: Ah, Mister Arc! So glad of you to join us!
Nora: And another thing; why are your glasses so small and why do you have so much coffee? Save some for the rest of us!
Yang: Nora, you already said that.
Ozpin: I take it you told them the good news?
Yang: Good news?!
Nora: You think us being expelled is good news?! That's it! I'm gonna smash this office to pieces, and then I'm-
Jaune: Nora, enough! (Places a hand on her shoulder) Nora, he's not expelling you.
Nora: But you said-
Jaune: I said the Headmaster decided to to expel you, but I managed to work something out with him. You guys will still be attending Beacon, but...
Ruby: But what?
Jaune: Teams RWBEY and JMNPR will be combining into one team. We'll all be in one dorm room with ten beds.
Ozpin: (Nods) Under one leader. The only one of this group with no record of criminal history.
Ruby: Wait, you mean-?
Jaune: Yeah, I'm, uh, your new team leader.
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