had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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Sketching while streaming s5...
Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)
Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:
(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)
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Asajj Ventress trouncing the main characters in a fight, straight up lying to people, and deciding to get the fuck out of there so the plot couldn’t catch her is so Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) of her and I couldn’t be happier
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having recently tested it, I thought you might like to know your midi's fit four full grown female rats in one pocket quite comfortably
OH MY GOD you can’t just SEND me this and NOT show me PHOTOS?????
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things you can tell people if they ask you about the scars on your face:
- "large scale worm attack"
- "clowns tried to steal my skin but I got away"
- "nearly got overtaken by the evil fog"
- "cursed door incident"
- "the angles cut me when I try to think"
- "a cop bit me"
- "gym membership went horribly wrong"
- "rock concert went horribly wrong"
- "got stuck underground for eight months"
- "the last girl I kissed was reallyyyy hot. literally"
- "stared at the void (it stared back)"
- "got rid of the death vines but at what cost"
- "ask me again and I'll give you fucking vertigo"
- "I saw too much and now I bear the marks of my hubris"
- "the spiders. they want out ::::)"
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