#Roaches thoughts🪳

[arandomeroacher]

One thing that will always and forever piss me off is that Atlus didn't make male romanceable characters in Persona.

LET ME ROMANCE BELOVED LITTLE UNHINGED FUCKER

[tanukigobrrr]

Ancient Roach art I thought I would never find again but it cropped up out of the blue like a roach, unkillable and always where you least expect it. 🪳

[callofdudes]

hi dude. I came with a new idea! How do Ghost, Konig, Roach, and Alex react to the reader doing the belly dance? It's like they saw it by chance. But it's not a vigorous oriental dance, Rather as if the reader is dancing lightly, in a white silk and long ankle-length oriental skirt, gracefully draping her waist from side to side.

It will be neither too long nor too short, can you write headcanons please?

Have a nice day 🌊

Here ya go @greenkiki sorry it took me so long 😅😅

König 🐙

Would either run away in terror at what he just saw thinking seeing something like that was completely illegal. Or he'd be dragged in and just sit there watching you with awe.

No in between.

He's just drawn into the way the skirt moves and your hips and how everything just flows together. It's amazing to him.

Belly dancing isn't terribly popular in Germany or Austria so it's one of the first times he's actually seen it in person. If he'd ever seen it at all.

He was surprised to learn you weren't in pain shifting your hips like that, even when it was slow.

He's a bit of a poetic and you can't tell me otherwise. This man has metaphors left and right for the way you dance and flow around like the breeze or the ocean. The way you look so calm and happy while you do so.

When you do show him fast, competitive belly dancing you scare him.

"See, it's like this. It's really easy-"

"Oh my gosh your hips- stop it stop! You'll break something!"

You laugh and keep doing it as König tries not to look but also looks because how can he not??

It's slightly horrifying, but in a good way. The way you can move like that is hypnotic and almost ensnares him into feeling his heart beat out of his chest while watching you.

But he definitely wants to keep watching. And you do. He's so drawn he'll sit on your bed and just watch you as you practice. Slow rhythmic dances. It really is... Amazing.

He absolutely loves watching you. I mean, he's just genuinely and purely infatuated with it.

And he's probably too nervous to ever speak it, but there is a tiny part of him, a part inside him that doesn't just want to sit there and watch you.

He wants to touch you, to feel the skirt on your waist and his hands on your warm hips as you dance around in his arms. Geez... this has unlocked new things inside him.

Roach 🪳

I bring you the world's best hype man. He'll clap and smile at you, his eyes twinkling and you can see his eyes scrunching a little.

When he first sees you, he's quiet enough that he can watch from the crack in your door. He is also intrigued, and just watching you. It's so interesting and it looks fun. He watches the way your hips move and how you look so happy and in the zone, it's pretty. Very pretty.

And in common Roach fashion if you're wearing a skirt with the little beads and shiny reflective disks, he's all over that. We been knew.

After you're finished the song Roach will burst into your room with happy clapping and some bsl clapping as well, bouncing around and looking at the outfit up close before you can even register the man is in your room.

"Roach?? Hey buddy, what- what did you see??" You were a little flustered he found you like that but Roach is all smiles. He flicks the little beads and feels how soft the skirt is.

And how you moved. Twirling his finger ad to excitedly ask you to do it again.

And he sits on your bed and watches you as you do. It's just so cool, and pretty.

"Do you like it?? When I do this?"

He nods, pointing to your belly button and poking it, making you blush again. "Well, thank you buddy."

He's hype man. Anywhere and everywhere, hype man. You must share these talents with the world.

He is always trying to get you to show him, to see if you can do it in regular clothes or your military gear. One time after a victory, he even tried to do some dance moves himself.

As you can imagine it didn't look that great. But he tried!

He's baby, but remember, even baby has a few secret thoughts of his own that he's... storing for later.

Ghost 💀

In the spirit of sharing your talents with the world, Roach has dragged you to his best friend in the whole world, who also shall appreciate your talents.

You're a little embarrassed to say the least when Ghost raises an eyebrow as Roach gets him to sit and points to you. In your outfit. Roach just... purely wants to share what you can do, and that is what truly makes your cheeks heat up.

And so you do, a little dance with some music on. Ghost acts completely disinterested, he doesn't look like he cares. There is a part of him that wants to reach out and touch those hips. A small inkling inside of him that wants to be behind you, to hold you and let you guide him around while you do... whatever heavenly thing you're doing right now.

There is nothing innocent about it. Roach wants to show him this and doesn't expect Ghost to take it in a whole new light.

After the fact he does run into you one time in your room when you're dancing. He can't help himself slipping into your room and running his hands just briefly, the tips of his gloved fingers over your skin.

"You are one intriguing gal, aren't you?"

You blush, your movements still, but Ghost gives you enough room to continue.

"Think you can teach me?"

"I think I possibly could."

Yeah, this man isn't going back. Sorry but there is new brain chemistry for him to consider. Especially since he's genuinely never seen a dance like this. In his entire life. Which is probably one of the reasons he's so attracted to it.

But hey, let's be honest, if it was anyone else, he'd still walk away.

Alex 🦿

Saw it but chance, and from every incident now on, sees it by choice 😤

Look at him, innocent man, walking to the barracks all alone when he hears this music. The music he's never heard coming from your room. Interesting, the song is kind of catchy. He was going to ask you about it when he approached your room and saw you.

Oh.

Oh.

He's not disrespectful but can you get any more beautiful?? He was barely hanging on to his resolve for these missions by threads and now there is nothing.

You look absolutely stunning. Genuinely how you move is beautiful and you look to be enjoying yourself a lot.

He doesn't have the courage to approach you, but he just stands there, watching you. He can't take his eyes off you.

Until the song stops and you turn around for some water, only to notice him... now to you it looks creepy because you can only see one half of his face.

"Alex?? What... are you doing there??"

"Huh? Me, I wasn't standing. Doing nothing. Nuh uh."

You scoff lightly. "I mean... you can come in, if You're not going to be weird about it."

"Me?? Weird??" He's already in your room with the permission. Sitting on your bed and getting comfy. "I am never weird..."

Ah, those next 30 minutes of watching you dance and be in your happy place is a blessing for him.

You're beautiful to him. He just absolutely loves the way you move, the way your body shifts. And he was a fool to think that he'd discovered everything there was to you.

[freakyficsforfuglyvillains]

Hey just wanted to say love your writing for Maxime le mal and Valentina! They're both so cute with how you write them honestly.

Anyways I had a thought about the scenario of different times where they shared their coat with you. Like you can't tell me that maxime’s coat isn't soft and warm. As the same goes with Valentina’s even if it has a more sharp look. I can see them helping out with any accessories if you need a second opinion on something.

⚜️🪳Maxime Le Mal🪳⚜️

&

🏆💖 Valentina 💖🏆

Relationship HC’s: Jackets

Credit: @taffyram

If there’s one thing Maxime and Valentina prioritise more than you and their shared status as supervillains, it’s keeping up appearances!

The world is their runway. What better way to leave an impression than by dressing to the nines?

They’re not dressing to impress, they’re dressing for the security cameras. If their mugshots are going to be plastered on news headlines all over the country, they’ll make them mugshots worth remembering.

Maxime’s coat is custom-made. All those intricate designs were carefully hand-embroidered using the best silk money can buy. That’s right, Maxime actually paid for this coat. The same goes for Valentina’s trench coat. There are pockets sewn on the inside so she can keep treats in there for her dog.

Maxime wouldn’t hesitate to roach-ify someone if they so much as breathed on his jacket. But, for you, he’s seemingly made an exception. He never misses the opportunity to boast about how luxurious his jacket is and how much he money he spent on it. When flaunting his opulence doesn’t work, he’ll ust offer you his arm and insist that you feel it.

Valentina, ever the opportunist, would ask if you want to try on her jacket. When you do,she promptly takes a picture of you. That picture is now her new lock-screen. Of course, Maxime would find this hilarious and then demand that you wear his next.

[fixfoxnox]

Use this ask to ramble about anything, better if it's about Roach 🪳💖

(btw I think I found you in twitter by accident, I'm not sure, too anxious to follow anyway)

AHHHHH YESSS ROACH RAMBLE ASK MUAH MUAH (KISSES)

I haven't gotten to yell about my boy by himself in so long omggggg

Oh also before I forget, you probably did find my Twitter! I haven't really made any posts about it cause, tbh, I still have no idea what I want to post there, but I do indeed have a Twitter! It is here for anyone who wants to follow me. Right now I've just really been dropping random cod thoughts and reposting a lot of artists content, but who knows maybe I'll start doing some Twitter exclusive stuff or thread fics or something (has no idea how thread fics work). Anyways on to the boy:

I'm using this as an opportunity to just talk about whatever comes to mind and the first thing I wanna start with are like some alternate ideas I had for Roach's family before I landed on the Sanderson dynamic that I have now:

Roach from a military family

Imagine how fun it would be if Roach was raised in a military family, especially if they still had that overprotective aspect to them. Like baby boy who was raised around the military so he's been intimately familiar with it

Maybe he had some different talent and his family wanted him to go down a different path and not go military like them

He says fuck that and joins the military and fucks around and ends up joining taskforce 141

Extra funny points if his family don't realize that he's on a specialized taskforce cause he was so nervous about telling them and they find out in dramatic fashion

Maybe he drops in to save them on a mission or something like 🤭 the drama of it all I love it

Also side note but I was thinking so hard about the Sanderson boys (Johnathan and Eddie) and I can't draw so I have to snatch some Face Claims for them so this is what I think Roach's older brothers look like:

Johnathan is played by Lee Pace don't test me this man is tall and probably acts as his own security at his bar and also is a goofball and idk Lee Pace is perfect (this should not detract from me also thinking that Lee Pace is a perfect fc for König)

Eddie to me has to look something like Luke Norris idk I feel like he needs a softer and more like nervous/panicky energy than Johnathan and this man fits don't test me don't test me

Also for anyone who is wondering: No, I still don't have a face claim for my Roach. In my mind he changes so much I see so many different artists versions of Roach in my brain at all times so choosing an actor for him is so hard. I have...thoughts, but idk that anyone would enjoy the thoughts that I have so we'll pretend I don't have them.

More on Roach cause he's my lil guy, my lil dude, my lil buddy

Listen y'all know Southern Roach is my bias but also also also have been falling in love more and more with the idea of Russian Roach. He would be so funnn like he works with Nik beforehand maybe he was undercover with the ultranationalists. I also enjoy the idea of him cursing Shepherd and/or Makarov out in Russian I think it would be fun.

However Southern Roach rains supreme I was thinking so hard about a ghostroachsoap au recently based loosely on the song "Farmer's Daughter" by Rodney Atkins. (Y'all let me know if you want the full au its really just farm au cuteness)

Thinking so hard of Roach just being beloved in his small town as this Golden Child precious little dude then he goes off to the military and finally let's that feral side come out a little. Imagine how funny it would be for Ghost and Soap to go home with Roach and see their boyfriend pu on this innocent act and listen to people describe him as this perfect little guy when they know for a fact that Roach is like borderline feral two steps away from being considered a wild animal.

"He's such a good boy, would never hurt a fly."

Ghost and Soap who watched Roach tear a man's throat out with his teeth last week:

Also taking the opportunity to say that we as a community need to start acknowledging hoe canonically skilled Roach is with weapons! Like this is a boy who had both Price and Soap cursing because they couldn't get any kills because he was killing them to fast. This is a boy who beat Ghost (his luitenant) on a rifle test by a wide margin and on the test that ghost beat him he only fell behind four points.

Roach canonical has several extremely brutal takedown moves that he can do, including the pickaxes and the little fucking kick thing he does to the one guy before stabbing him. Also he's like straight up flipping his guns and doing tricks with them and shit in his weapons inspections, Soap talks about how good he is with C4 and shit.

Like I think people see the like spots where he got into trouble and nearly died in the campaign and take that to mean that he's like not as good as Ghost and Soap and needed their help a lot but like honest to God all of the trouble he gets in to is less because he fucked up and more because the world seems to have it out for him.

The roof breaking out from under him, the ice cracking on him, explosions happen to rock his ass just as soon as he hits an open field. Like someone was trying to kill this little fuck and two outta the three times they failed.

And like its not like Roach doesn't help himself during these situations. Like when he fell yeah he had Soap guiding him but he was the one having the run and slide and do all that shit like no amount of Soap's guiding could have made that easy for him.

Also this boy almost falls off a cliff but is able to get himself back on track enough that he not only finishes climbing the cliff but then does a whole ass stealth mission basically invading a Russian military base on his own???

Roach is a very talented and skilled bug and we should all be patting him on the head for how cool he is.

Also I think its absolutely funny cause In my mind he's smaller than Soap and Ghost both like height and build wise (not small, just smaller than those two behemoths) and so when the trio of them are together people like tend to underestimate him meanwhile Ghost and Soap are like "Uh, no, no you uh hey dude no" because they know that Roach will gladly fuck people up.

I also love the idea of Roach appearing out of nowhere like a fucking cryptid. There is no talking behind Roach's back or keeping secrets he is everywhere at once and will appear out of thin air. Ghost and Soap have to like fully leave base if they want to plan a surprise for him and even then both of them have no trust that Roach won't somehow pop into existence next to them waahahhahaha

Alright thats all for my rambling for now

[roachy-draws]

Let me consume your roach /pos

Here you go, a delicious, roach infested sandwich 🥪🪳

(tell me why I thought '/pos' meant 'piece of shit' 💀💀 I'm not the greatest with tone tags omfg 😭)

[pip-n-chips]

I can't get the thought of Kylar being with a pc that is just as possessive and needy with them as they are. (I just love mutual obsession so much teehee <33)

Begging Kylar not to leave them alone as they cuddle at night, telling them they'll get married and have the perfect life together. Looking at Kylar drawing them again and again and again as if it was the most interesting thing that they've ever seen. Asking Kylar if they can take a few pictures of them, only to end up with way more than just a "few". Them holding Kylar tightly by their wrist, that if they did only a tad bit more force it could likely snap, as Kylar looks at the time and says they need to leave. Them begging Kylar to please please please never EVER leave them alone. That the world is scary without them, that they dont want to get hurt again, that Kylar is the only person that they feel comfortable with. That Kylar is their safe space.

This is my first ask ahajsnd I havent written stuff in so long I am kind of rusty. Anyways, have a lovely day Pip.

- 🪳 anon (hopefully roach anon isnt taken)

yes yes yes yes and more yes 👀

also hi!! roach anon isn't taken so you'll be refered to as that :D, thank u for the food! hope you have a lovely day too :3

[rinnyman]

Spotify headcanons pt. 1

(Task force 141)

What would happen if they sent you a playlist or you sent them a playlist

Soap 🧼

Soap would send you playlists that would shock you. Like they would have Celtic music, pop music, some phonk he heard from Ghost’s gym playlist, and a lot of rock or metal.

He would for sure ask you if you had listened to the playlist and get all excited when you say you have or show him that you were listening to it right then.

If you sent him a playlist he would tell you what he thought.

(He might even save a few)

And if he found one that sparked desires in him he would put it in another playlist and save it for later.

Ghost 💀

Ghost would reluctantly send you a playlist after debating if you would like his music.

It’s mostly Euro-pop and phonk. Just really aggressive music you would hear at a rave

Then you’d get shocked by random country music he’d heard in passing that caught his attention

(He forgot that it was on there)

There might be some rock but not much

If you sent him a playlist he would listen to his favorites from it (he saved them but he’d never tell you that)

He’d listen to them in the gym, the car, and in the helo ride before missions.

Price 🪖

definitely sends you a playlist of oldies but goldies.

Like everyone knows them and will belt them out if played out loud.

You play the music to hype the team up.

(Bonus if you get them to do the goofy dances too!)

When he gets your playlist he smiles and listens to it but politely tells you that he’d stick with his music.

Gaz 🧢

you didn’t know what to expect but it surely wasn’t the soft and soothing music that was on the playlist.

It was kinda like Minecraft music mixed with lofi hip hop and synthwave.

He had a very calming playlist

(He sent you his favorite playlist that he sleeps to)

Then when he hears your music he looks at you with wide eyes. He hadn’t expected you to listen to that kind of music.

That didn’t stop him from saving the songs he liked tho 😉

He tells you the songs he saved.

Roach 🪳

total chaos of a playlist

Like absolutely no genre

He just has a jumble of songs and a lot of it is hyper pop or otocore.

He just puts whatever catches his attention on the playlist so it has a bit of everything

Except jazz

If he even notices that you sent him a playlist would be a shock

But if he does he will let you know what he thinks. (He secretly saves a few that he likes and you notice the playlist changing after you sent yours)

(I’ll put part two here. Part three out now)

[justurandomgurl]

Rottmnt incorrect quotes pt.5?

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Mikey: goldfish!

Donnie: Mikey we're playing uno

Raph: uno? I thought we were playing monopoly

Leo: you still owe me $100

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Donnie: ugh I have no friends

April: bitch what am I a roach!? 🪳

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Leo: *in a panicked voice* Mikey if I let you have the last slice of pizza will you take the blame for something?

Mikey: alright?

Leo: *runs out of room*

Donnie: who went into my lab and broke all my new testers!

Mikey: I did

Donnie: no your too innocent for something like that

Raph: hey who glued my weights down!

Donnie: LEO

Mikey: *nervous laughter* atleast I get the last slice of pizza ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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Leo: look they got girl skateboards you can skate now!

April: they have gay skateboards you can skate now!

Leo: oh my God, we're fucking set!

[iheartchv]

May i also have a little letter from Roach?

i’m genderfluid but i feel mostly like using he/they

I would like it to be addressed to Cas (only if you’re comfortable doing it, no pressure!)

Dear Cas,

Before I met you, I thought I had all I ever needed. Boy, was I wrong! You came along and now I can't imagine not having you in my life. When I'm with you, everything feels alright.

You're all I think about. You're in my thoughts, and you're in every daydream. And at night I see you in my dreams. I want to get lost in your eyes, kiss you, and have you in my arms forever. I won't ever leave you, I won't let you go.

I love you so much, Cas. I can't wait to see you again. Happy Valentines Day 💝🌹

-Roach 🪳

[arandomeroacher]

I still think about The Pale Horse (Manhwa) and its beautiful art and amazing story, and I am still salty that the ending chapters have not been translated

Like Seriously, I don't think I can articulate how much I love it; it's been almost an exact year since I last read it and it is the exact type of story I love and want, a story with massive amounts of angst and pain mixed with complex characters who you hate at first but then sob over when you learn more about them and massive character development mixed with vampires and abuse.

oh yeah, spoiler warning, along with mentions of SA and abusive relationships

Like, I cannot express how amazing it's written, especially Benjamin and Rose's relationship, with Benjamin's obsession with her and Rose's sort of indifference and hatred towards him that turns into fear and desperation to get away from him and then going back to him because she's scared but also her manipulation of Benjamin that seems almost second nature to her and let's not talk about the codependency between the both of them and the flopping between hating and loving each other while refusing to leave each other alone at the same time honestly, it's a whole mess.

Also, I hate Benjamin so much; he's just like that, all fucked up and shit. Sir literally demanded Rose take off her clothes because he wanted to baby-trap her, and I- Sir step away from her STEP AWAY

And Marie seeing it and going, "Imma kill this man," is such a girlboss move. Then Pierre and Marie's solidarity when hating on Lemon (another name for benjamin) is such a mood but also kind of sweet in a fucked up way because they finally made amends again after hating and trying to kill each other for years since Pierre became a hunter and Marie became a vampire whatever the fuck the story wants to call them. Two childhood friends reuniting to kill a bastard is my favorite dynamic between enemies to bestie arcs

I also have a love-hate relationship with Rose too because bestie 😭 girlie has done so much to hurt those around her, and for the plot to go "she didn't do anything wrong!" is fucked up. Missy threw her children into a lake I- not to mention all the other things she's done, like marrying a man, making him kill animals for blood so that he can feed you, then brutally killing his children and village 😁

I feel bad for her, though; she's been through hell and back, jumping from one abusive relationship to another girlie has bad taste in men, and she's been SA'd multiple times and has been imprisoned for no reason other than existing, she's been misunderstood by literally everyone who meets her, she's described as a monster who can kill towns however they never really know what she's been through that made her one.

That being said, she's still a bad person, someone who can kill others without remorse and plays with people like toys, manipulating them and then eating them, then abandoning them when they get brought back because she doesn't like that they remind her of her sins and being put on the pedestal of "Mother" by them.

She did this with Marie. She loved Marie because she was her first friend other than Pierre Rose lost her memories and was living as a human child; however, when she reawakened again, she killed and turned Marie into a vampire, bringing Marie along with her to live with her and Benjamin only to ignore and abuse Marie. Marie clung to rose like she did as a human and loved Rose and Rose promised to be with her; Marie became obsessed because her becoming a vampire amplified her love for her and added "Putting Rose on a pedestal" to her love.

Marie did some questionable things afterward, but I can't blame her that much. Rose only clung to Marie because she loved the human Marie, not the vampire one, and was surprised when the vampire Marie loved her to the point of obsession, claiming that it wasn't what she wanted. I feel really bad for Marie. She became the way she did because of manipulation from Rose and the fake Adelaide, and I'm not really surprised. Marie got her redemption, though, and I love her. She is so silly and goofy I will gently kiss her forehead, tuck her into bed, and read her bedtime story.

Also, Marie is a child like she died and was brought back as a child. While she has matured a lot, she is still very immature and doesn't have the same reasoning as an adult. She is known to be very trusting and gullible, even in high-stress situations, and she clings to people despite being manipulated many times.

All the characters in the story are bad people and have done bad things, but I love them all (except for Lemon, hell has a saved seat for him). I'm just miffed about the story trying to excuse her actions a bit; though I understand where those actions came from and how those actions could connect in her brain, I just- I'm a sucker for the victim becomes the villain stories.

[hekcart]

This post is brought to you by me writing an agenda me and an @frootsluggs have

You're warning before reading this 🪳 🐀

The two were laying on the couch, Wukong on top of the other as Macaque carded a hand through his fur, his brows furrowing at him in thought. The orange simian eventually noticed the look and tilted his head at him, causing two of hairs to stick up a bit and making the macaque snort.

"What's so funny?" Wukong raised an amused brow, sitting up a bit.

"My lil cockroach~" Macaque cooed, messing with his hair to stick it up again while the other stared at him with such an offended look. 

He busted out laughing as Wukong realized and swatted his hands away sputter, "HEY!! That's-!"

"What~?" He looked up at him all smuggly, "I think it's cute, suits you~"

He looked at him exasperated, bewildered even as he let out a lil snrk, "I'm sorry??"

"Well you surely don't go away like one," he casually tried to slide his hands back up him.

He flustered a bit, trying not to melt into the touch as he kept a pissed face, "And what's that supposed to mean??"

"You're hard to get rid of" he shrugged, "hard to kill too"

He deadpanned, "I am NOT a cockroach."

"Maybe you could… I dunno… consider you are? Just a lil?" He had reached the others neck, moving to massage the back of it a little, to hide his intent.

He melted a bit, sighing out softly, "I'm not a cockroach Macaque. I'm a monkey, m o n k e y." he spelt out.

"Mmhhmm," he hummed, casually moving his hands back up into his hair, watching the other melt more, "you are, absolutely." And then he flicked but up two hair pieces, making them like antennas, "a cockroach~"

"THAT'S IT!" 

And before Macaque could take it back Wukong had turned into a cockroach, the black simian scrambling back with a startled noise before he gagged when he realized Wukong had already made into his fur.

"FOUL, YOU'RE FOUL!" he yelled, continuing to gag. He could swear he heard that lil asshole laughing.

—

It was two in the morning when Wukong woke up due to lack of warmth. Not the first time of course, but certainly still just as dismaying. He let out a big sigh, laying there for a moment before dramatically dragging himself out of bed and heading to the kitchen. Rubbing the sleep from his eyes as he headed down the hall.

Once he reached the kitchen his ear twitched when he heard an inconspicuous rustling sound. Blinking the sleep out of his eyes, he flicked on the light, only to be greeted with Macaque whipping his head up from his spot on the counter. Purple meeting gold eyes like he had caught the man red handed, this was a recurring instance.

Wukong stared for a moment before snorting and moving to lean against the doorframe with his arms crossed, "Looks like I got a rat problem."

It took the other a moment to register what he had said, but when he did? It was his turn to look offended, "Did you just call me a rat???" 

"Did I?" And with that Wukong just looked at his claws, flicking out imaginary dirt from under it, "all I said was I had a problem.. but if you wanna conclude your rat then well..~" and then he looked at him smug, "squeak squeak rat boy~"

Macaque stares at him, mouth agape in FULL offense, "I- I'm sorry????"

"Would you like some cheese to go with those chips?" He asked casually.

"I-" and he had to blink for a moment, setting his chips down before pointing at Wukong, "now you listen here-"

"Sorry, I didn't think cockroaches could hear from here."

He stared again before letting out an amused huff, "alright alright, I deserved that, hardy har har now quit it! I'm not a rat I'm more like a-"

"Cat?"

"I mean yea, and either way I'd still be cuter then you so-"

"COCKROACHES ARE CUTE!"

"THEY ARE NOT! ONLY A COCKROACH WOULD THINK THAT WUKONG!"

"I AM NOT A COCKROACH!!"

"The allegations speak for themselves."

And Wukong huffed, rolling his shoulders back before going, "Alright. Alright. Will play this game"

"Please don't turn into a roach again-"

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

Just a thought as halloween is coming up and I'm watching the Harry Potter movies, what house do you think the 141 members would belong in? :D

Hello Anon! (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)/

WOW this is interesting! Disclaimer first, I'm not a potterhead nor did I read any of the books. I was just a casual Harry Potter movies watcher (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

But this is what I think are the houses which the boys belong to :

Roach 🪳 : Hufflepuff 🦝 - I remembered Soap wrote about Roach : "reminds me of what I must've looked like coming out of Selection; raw, skilled, loyal to a fault." Well-rounded, passionate and a good-hearted soldier, I think Hufflepuff is the one for him!

Ghost 💀 : Ravenclaw 🦅 - Analytical, logical, and intelligent. He's not just into learning, but he'll go above and beyond to practice them. Fairly curious and open to a lot of ideas. He's witty and creative, so I think the sorting hat would throw him into Ravenclaw.

Soap 🧼 : Gryffindor 🦁 - Brave, practical, blunt, and experience-based. Soap is stubborn and idealistic at times, but doesn't take himself too seriously. He has a strong moral stance and doesn't hold back to seize oppurtunities. Gryffindor aaaall the way!

Price 💰 : Slytherin 🐍 - I was quite torn between Gryffindor or Slytherin. But to make things interesting, Price is an absolute Slytherin. Ambitious, self-reliant, and realistic, he's not afraid to get his hands dirty to achieve his goals. He can be ruthless at times, but he respects people who deserve it.

PROBABLY will make a 141 Hogwarts!AU drawings if I can muster up the will to do it because I never really touched Harry Potter. We'll see!

Thank you for asking! This was fun (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)/

[sexydreamgirl]

so i have roaches 🪳 in my house, ik gross 🤮, and i thought of manifesting them away but i have a very difficult time living in the end of them not being here because hear them and see them sometimes. can i manifest them away even in this desperate state i am in or do i need to always make sure i am persisting in the desired state? i hope my question makes sense 😭

Living in the end doesn't mean fighting against what the 3D is showing you and it doesn't matter how you feel (emotionally) about it. What matters is that you keep returning (persisting) to your desired state of consciousness (the roaches being gone). You cannot fail when you persist.

[fixfoxnox]

When I first started reading SitO I had no idea who Jackson was and when I looked him up and saw he was the guy you play in the nuke mission in the original MW I was so glad to see you use him because the part where he dies was one of the only two scenes I remembered from that game. Recently I learned there were scrapped mission objectives that were going to have him survive the nuke. Now all I can picture is Jackson's survival being a well known thing in military circles and him making cracks about it to other people because whose gonna tell the guy that got nuked he can't joke about it? "Gaz please, this mild fever is nothing compared to the heat of the nuclear bla-" followed by Gaz trying to suffocate him with a pillow. He and Ghost start trying to out dark humor each other about their trauma while everyone around them is horrified.

AJDNNFJFJF NO PLEASE BECAUSE I KNOW THAT JACKSON IS SO EXCITED ONCE THE 141 KNOWS ABOUT THE REBIRTH STUFF SO HE CAN FINALLY CRACK JOKES ABOUT DYING

"Jackson don't do that, its dangerous."

"Can't be worse than a nuke lmao"

Gaz: *doing anything*

Jackson: damn, you make me hotter than that nuke did baby holy shit

Gaz absolutely hates it. Ghost is actually getting along with Jackson for the first time since knowing him. Soap is horrified every time. Price is silently resigned. Roach has been dealing with this for years (Roach has Jackson in his contacts as "🍄☁️" and Roach is in Jackson's phone as "🔥🪳" no one but them and Ghost think that its funny)

I also know Jackson would drop a "Where's another nuke when you need one" when he's in any situation that he doesn't want to be in lmao

Also I've lowkey been very surprised at how many people have told me that they didn't know Jackson before reading my fic. I really shouldn't be surprised since he only has like 4 missions though andjfnnfnf

It lowkey makes me wonder if there are people who think/thought that Jackson was an OC when I first introduced him. ALSO I WISH THAT JACKSON LIVED OMG

Fun facts about when I played Jackson's missions:

When I got to his first mission it took me like 30 minutes to do because I didn't realize I wasn't playing as Soap anymore (I talk a lot while playing games and was not paying attention bdbfjfnf)

So they're calling for Jackson to go do things and of course I don't realize I'm Jackson, so in my head I just have to wait for this npc to do something before I can continue. So for like 30 minutes I'm sitting there listening to them scream for Jackson to do something and I'm like "Damn this Jackson guy needs to get his shit together this is taking forever"

Then eventually I just went and did it and they were like "good job Jackson" and I was hit with the sudden realization of "oh shit I'M JACKSON"

Also after the Nuke cutscene happened, I was still like chilling and legit said outlook to myself "wow, I wonder how his next mission is going to handle this" like two seconds before they flashed the KIA on the screen sjdnfnnfnf

I am also deeply chaotic while playing Jackson for some reason like I full on do the dumbest shit while playing his missions snfjfbbf it took me forever to get through them on veteran cause I kept getting run over by the tank lmao

[baroness-of-frogs]

Meal worms are not forbidden fruit!

But, misinformation is really hard to combat. Meal worms have been long thought to be "bad" as feeders, they are too high in chitin, they can cause impaction, and I've even heard they're not nutritious 🤦. In the past decade there has been research that has shown that mealworms have less chitin (by dry weight) than banded crickets. They also have decent nutritional value. Unfortunately even vets can fall victim to misinformation. Unless they keep up on the latest research on feeder insects they too can continue to repeat misinformation.

The best sorry for your frog is a varied diet. Crickets, meal worms, king worms, super worms, wax worms, roaches, earth worms and black soldier fly larvae are all good options to vary the diet of your frog.

Variety is the spice of life 🦗🪳🐛🪱

*this post is mainly in regards to White's Tree frogs and Amazon Milk frogs (since those are the frogs I keep), but many pet frogs do have a similar diet. Make sure you know the proper nutritional needs of your frog's species.