#SAME EVERYTHING

[lloydgaymerdyke]

i’m so lloyd garmadon it makes me sick to show ppl ninjago sometimes bc they’ll look at me and be like. oh. that’s why you’re lloyd garmadon. ESPECIALLY season 1 and the lego ninjago movie😰 and dragons rising😰 my best friend will look at me while we’re watching and be like “didn’t this literally happen to you?” (fighting evil overlord dad)

[kiwikiwiandkiwi]

[dejamepiola0404]

social media has become such a dull place, even this site. and I don't count artists bcs sm isn't the only place where you can find them. I'm saying the internet is dead.

[bloodypeachblog]

Alastor is literally Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3, but just remove the sex.

I'll prove it to you sometime...

[anti-ao3]

i think it's sad that a lot of new books are being reduced to "fanfic tropes", losing a lot of that nuance

[maranull]

wait holy shit I love hrt

I was getting ready to sleep and for some reason I checked my hair around my temples (which I never used to do cause before hrt I was losing a decent amount there) and now they are fucking fine???

like, that specific hair loss was the only thing I didn't like about my hair, and you're telling me it's no longer an issue. are you fucking kidding me. I was told that hrt doesn't restore hair loss so I don't know what is happening but I don't care

I love hrt and I love my hair so much

[high-on-stickbugs]

every day that passes, me and my girlfriend find out we are more and more alike

it's honestly getting ridiculous

seems like the secret to love was cloning all the way

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[any-apples]

guys. all the teams playing let me down last night :(. BUT! we're still in it kind of! the flyers are not technically eliminated (although they likely will be).

Here's the deal:

Washington has 89 points. Pittsburgh has 88 points. Detroit has 89 points. The Flyers have 87 points.

IN THE EVENT THAT Philadelphia beats Washington today in regulation AND Montreal beats Detroit today in regulation AND the Islanders beat Pittsburgh tomorrow in regulation - THE FLYERS ARE IN!

Any other scenario, and it doesn't matter what the Flyers do today.

The details of how this works:

Obviously if Washington wins today or gets a point, they will finish with 90 or 91 points, and the Flyers potential 89 doesn’t matter. if Detroit gets at least one point in their game, they will finish with 90 or 91 points, which also means the Flyers result doesn’t matter. if Pittsburgh gets 1 point, they will tie in points with the Flyers, but Pittsburgh has more regulation wins than the Flyers, so they hold the tiebreaker, and if they get 2 points, they’re ahead of the Flyers in points anyways.

But let’s assume everything goes the Flyers way today and tomorrow! here’s how the tiebreakers work:

This would leave Philly with 89 pts, Washington with 89 pts, Detroit with 89 pts, and Pittsburgh with 88 pts (the Pens are obviously out of it in this case so I'm not talking about them).

The Flyers hold the first tiebreaker, regulation wins, over Detroit (assuming the flyers beat the caps, it would be 31 to 27). In this scenario, Washington and Philly would end with identical records in all fashions (Regulation, OT, and total wins as well as OT losses and regulation losses). In this case, the next tiebreaker is the series against the team. IF the Flyers beat the caps, the season series against the caps for the Flyers would be 2-1-0 and for the Caps it would be 1-1-1. That gives Philly the tiebreaker, but chances are slim after the results of last night.

Pray to the hockey gods today because we need a miracle.

[ato-dato]

American 60s female presenting you say????? Well don’t mind if I do!!!!!

[boycritter]

august is like if being 17 was a month in the calendar year

[melonsharks]

au where everything is the same except mabel and dipper have been going to gravity falls every year before the show takes place since like kindergarten.

its a pretty simple premise that derives mostly from my desire to explore interpersonal relationships and the ways a place and people can change from a young child’s point of view. it doesn’t change canon that much either, admittedly, i just wanted to draw childhood friends stuff LOL. ill call it uhhhhhhhh every summer au.

[lovelyghst]

ghost fucking himself dumb with your pussy while he sucks on your fingers, shoved knuckle-deep between his pink, swollen lips. bucking his hips unrhythmically, nothing but needy, and with hearts in his eyes as he stares down at your pretty, pliant body.

his poor dick throbs surrounded by your tight warmth, his harsh grip on your hips minute to the way he’s relentlessly rubbing up against that sweet spot in you.

he’s already filled you up once and he’s barreling towards another high in the matter of seconds, evident with the sweat slicking his biceps, the heavy rise and fall of his chest in short intervals, even his lesser-controlled noises that spill out around your digits. there’s no such thing as a ‘quickie’ with this man; he can’t help but always press past one round, especially after you ask him so, so nicely for more.

jaw slacking as his abs pull taut with the pressure building in his tummy, eyes fluttering shut on their own volition, posture lurching forward above you when he spills his cum deep inside you. grinding himself through his high, sloppy as ever, and you’ve never felt more satisfied as you take in his every expression.

he’s grown obsessed with the feeling of having his mouth stuffed full. allowing himself to turn utterly light-headed and brain-dead around you, to touch and fuck you unsophisticatedly, and without a worry in the slightest.

[areyouscaredyet]

if they dated i think it would be like this

[jagerstian]

Im living in delusion to stay sane (it's not working)

[lokittystuckinatree]

I am simultaneously deliriously in love with the ending of Loki season 2 and absolutely loathe it

On one hand…Shakespearean tragedy at its finest, essentially circling back to Loki’s original Thor 2011 character arc by reversing it, and Loki has literally ascended to godhood. In the end, Loki’s ultimate selfless sacrifice was to sit upon the highest throne in the multiverse, and that to me is tragically ironically beautiful

On the other hand…Loki being alone makes me want to burn Marvel studios to the ground and do other unspeakable things

Best and worst ending of all time f u Eric Martin