#SCREAMING….

[fyodior]

HELLLOOOO???? TANIZAKI THE SWEET SHY BOY WITH A FAT COCK??????????? I AM HERE AND I AM LISTENING I AM OPEN WIDE THIS REALLY IS SOMETHING🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 - @teddybeartoji

MICKEY IF NO ONE HAS MY BACK I KNOW YOU DO…………….

sweet poor innocent tanizaki who’s never been touched and never been told how big his cock is… it’s not until you’re on your knees tugging down his bottoms, your eyes damn near popping out of your head when THAT springs free from his boxers, that he finally finds out. you could tell from his bulge that he was on the larger side but you didn’t know it was like that. he’s so damn humiliated, blushing cherry red and covering his face as you wrap a gentle hand around his cock and start tugging it, almost choking as you tell him how big he is and how you definitely won’t be able to fit all of him in your mouth. he starts to sputter out apologies, assuring you you don’t have to and he doesn’t even care if you just stop right now (a lie) but you shut him up with a squeeze and a lick to his tip before giggling and telling him “i never said i wouldn’t try, did i?”

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[its-arson-time]

this post is meant for mobile users

[oldwomanyuri123]

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

[jetstargenderfuckery]

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

[symphony-calamity]

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

[chonylolu]

me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

[thebibliosphere]

My mum dropped new family lore today when she off-handedly mentioned being diagnosed with "fibrositis" in her early 30s.

I'd never heard of it before, so I Googled it and what's it called these days? Fibromyalgia. I said, Mum, do you mean to tell me you've lived 40+ years with fibro pain, and no one's done anything about it?

She said, "You can do something about it? The doctor back then just said I needed to have a baby."

Perplexed, I asked, "Why would that help?"

"Because then I wouldn't have time to think I was in pain."

So, anyway. Haha. As soon as this migraine stops, I'm hopping on a plane back home to commit murder. Anyone want to come?

[chunkymonkeycupcake]

[inksplit]

[as-i-watch]

Affirming boys' right to be silly and women's right to blow shit up

[its-arson-time]

if you name a harry potter character im putting you in a saw trap. fuck off get out get out

HP FANS GET OUT OF MY SWAMP !!! TRANSGENDER BEAM TRANSGENDER BEAM 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[doom-dreaming]

"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

[lunamura]

you have to share an apartment with the 4th character in your camera roll for 3-4 years.