#Skelepost

[themightyhumanbroom]

If you ever read my fics and you see a bunch of grammar and spelling mistakes in it, there is an explanation for this.

One, I don't have a beta reader. Two, I often publish them just before bed and am thus sleepy making me prone to missing things. Three, and this is the most critical one, I am impatient

[leam1983]

I have to agree.

I mean, I've seen female skeleton cake toppers in both ordinary and La Catrina variations, but my mind always goes to "This is a skellyman crossdressing the way Bugs Bunny does."

And yet, if you shoved a mic in my face on a random street corner and asked me if women have bones, I'd very obviously blink for a second, ask if you're serious, and then reply in the affirmative.

I can't explain it. Is it cultural blindness to think that female skellies can't jiggle their bones around overdramatically and steal Skeletor's laughs and grunts of displeasure? Female skellies aren't out and about, they're somewhere down below keeping the demimonde or limbo or whatever else afloat! They're the thinkers and the administrators, the boys are the brainless bliss ninnies that get sent topside to scare people on a few nights per year! Fuck, the female skellies are probably glad to be rid of them once or twice a year!

[orb-stealing-skeleton]

I thought this site was against spicy and salacious content oh my stars and garters

[john-liberal]

[that-weird-skeleton-bastard]

WE👏🏻NEED👏🏻MORE👏🏻SKELETON👏🏻PROTAGONISTS

AND I MEAN LEGIT SKELETONS, NOT SOME DUDES WEARING SKELETON MASKS/ARMORS, OR SOMEONE WITH JUST A REALLY STRONG SKELETON THEME.

GIMME FUCKING BONE BLORBOS DAMMIT

[charlieswanismydad]

feel like i’m on the verge of going batshit crazy and ruining my own life on the internet

really i just really want to share my insane undertale headcanons

[thecakeisaeye]

hello!!

You can call me Cake! This is my main blog. I am them or it, pls and thanks. uh rules. don’t clown I guess. just don’t like send me nsfw shit, I’m a minor

that’s mostly it, feel free to send art reqs & I’ll do them if I feel like it.

** HELP/DONATION REQUESTS PLEASE SEND ASKS RATHER THAN MESSAGES. I DO NOT USUALLY SEE MESSAGES - TUMBLR EATS THEM. **

generally I post reblogs here & my art, but I am working on a dedicated blog for that!

active-ish sideblogs:

@sprite-fried-rice - sideblog for my beloved animals sprite & bagel

@automatronic - special interest blog, mainly theme parks, animatronics & puppetry!!

@cakedollies - this is my sideblog for my dolls n toys! I currently collect 18 inch dolls and I know so so much about American Girl dolls lol.

@cakeaeyearts - this is going to be my arts sideblog! probably a mix of both drawing n writing I suppose. I’m working currently on tagging all my old posts BUT when I’m done with that this is next. i prommy I’m gonna draw again soon 🙌.

@cakeaeyecollage - this is currently being worked on, it’s my blog for collages & scrapbooking. It will be my art I’m posting on this one

frequent tags:

#cakeposting - my posts. I don’t do posts that much.

#cake go to bed hours - see above but on two hours (probably less. shrugs) o sleep. these are all old because I get sleep decently now.

#cake art hours - my art tag on this blog

#sprite (baby) - my sprite fried rice posting tag, made before The Sideblog.

#bagel (baby) - see above.

#pordle tag - my portal/portal 2 tag ^-^

#parable tag - the Stanley parable/ultra deluxe tag

#utdr tag - undertale deltarune posting

#faztag - my five night at freddy tag. I do like it still.

#severance tag - for posts abt the show severance

#wizardposting - wizards. yuuupp

#skeleposting - BONES 🦴 🦴 🦴 🩻💀🏴‍☠️☠️

#mantel health tag - stuff for brains. ‘mental health tag’. I thought I was being funny ages ago and now I shan’t change it

#da chronic illness - probably mostly memes or funnies about The Ailments but it might have genuine stuff on occasion. shrugs. I just got it last year (the illness) she’s new.

#perseverance tag - keep going, tag. posts I look at for hope

#look for the helpers - see above but more person focused. taken from the mister rogers quote.

#kiddos - posts about humans in training, tales from schools, etc. I work with elementary aged kids I enjoy hearing stories.

[themightyhumanbroom]

i sometimes forget your name and search surgolin to find you

That's fucking hilarious and one of the most flattering things I've ever heard.

[triopse]

Another skeleposting

[charlieswanismydad]

did a creative for morale

[themightyhumanbroom]

Intelligence is knowing that if I stopped drinking soda I would quickly lose 20 to 30 pounds.

Wisdom is knowing that if I stop drinking soda I would want to walk into oncoming traffic.

[wolrith]

he just like me

[bluu-spectre]

The serotonin is SERVING

[that-weird-skeleton-bastard]

Hello, fellow Hero forge users!

do you have, perchance, skeleton blorbos? and want to make them in HF, but the skeleton face's customizability is nonexistant?

Then fear not, my fellow skeleton enjoyer!

'Cause i've got a tutorial for you!

i hope this helps!

[69ywivez]

im listenin to glass animals and.

kanye west cover??? h u h ? ? ?

KANYE??????????????????? WHY? WHAT? *REMOVE* HIS LITTLE REBULICAN HANDS

[charlieswanismydad]

gasp

sans on the sugarfree werthers????