#Snegulus

[honeyed-latte]

Snegulus fic where Regulus is Snapes younger sugar daddy (Theyre like 18 and 20), and his parents love Severus, even Walburga, because Snape is a powerful and well respected Death Eater.

Sev is Regulus' Princess, its almost embarrassing how much they're into eachother. Like the little Black kisses Sev's knuckles everytime they so much as walk by one another in a hallway.

[thatsillything]

Severus and freaks obsessed with him

[sevlilyyey]

regulus who follows snape like a lost puppy begging him to tutor him in poitons

and severus who denies him every time and agrees only when narcissa approaches him and tells him that she would be happy if sev teached her cousin (regulus was crying to her every night about it)

[meek0405]

Severus: When are you going to pay me the royalties?

[threecatsinacoat]

snegulus fake dating but regulus was actually already crushing hard on severus and now he is going around with his chest puffed because fuck yeah he bagged his crush in one go (although it's purely performative, let him dream) and severus just thinks regulus is just pretty good at acting.

severus gets to know that it isn't acting when he overhears james and sirius talking about them.

"man take it easy it will probably just end soon, your bro can't be really be in love with snivellus"

"are you joking!? i saw his room, prongs. he is obsessed, I swear to merlin's left nipple i even saw an altar dedicated to the greasy git!!"

"...what the fuck"

"he is a lost cause, i would have preferred he died"

[honora-antares]

*Severus, on his way to meet Regulus for an outing with toddler Draco and baby Luna, is ambushed by reporters*

The Daily Prophet: How does it feel to be voted the most hated man in the Wizarding World right now? 📸🎤📸

Severus: In this country full of neanderthals, I wear it as a fucking badge of honor. ✨️

The Quibbler: What about the rumors that you're a worse Godfather than Sirius Black? ✒️📜

Severus: WHO TF SAID THAT!?!?! 💢

*Meanwhile, Sirius is diving nose first after a laughing Harry who has fallen of his broom 20+ feet off the ground*

[dearestdo3]

ref

[foolmemywitch]

Snegulus, because fuck my life i guees

close up below

[miles-princewater-version]

SnapeGang incorrect quotes: Part 3

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Mulciber: Do you ever just… do something and then think: “Wow. That was unnecessarily dramatic”?

Regulus: I once threw myself into the Black Lake because Severus said he needed space.

Severus: I SAID I NEEDED TO BREATHE.

Regulus: Same thing!

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Barty: If I had a sickle for every dumb thing Evan said, I’d be rich.

Evan: Joke’s on you—I say dumb things for free!

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Wilkes: I’m not saying we’re dysfunctional—

Avery: We lit the common room carpet on fire trying to “test wand durability.”

Wilkes: That was science.

Severus: That was arson.

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Regulus: I’m cold.

Severus: takes off his robe and gives it to him

Wilkes: I’m cold too.

Severus: glares

Wilkes: …I’ll just set myself on fire.

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Evan: I told the first year I’m a vampire.

Barty: Why?

Evan: He gave me garlic bread and said “just in case.”

Mulciber: Did you eat it?

Evan: Of course not. I'm committed to the lie.

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Avery: Can we have one day without drama?

Regulus: Sure.

Regulus: turns to Severus By the way, I might’ve hexed James Potter’s pants invisible.

Severus: calmly Did you at least take pictures?

Avery: NEVER MIND.

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Mulciber: What are you two smiling about?

Regulus & Severus (in unison): Crime.

Barty: panicking in the background They changed all the password doors to insult James Potter every time someone enters!

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Wilkes: I have a plan.

Evan: Is it good?

Wilkes: laughs nervously

Avery: …Is it legal?

Wilkes: laughs harder

Mulciber: I’m in.

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Regulus: I’m too pretty to deal with this.

Severus: without looking up from his book You're too dramatic to function.

Regulus: And you love me anyway.

Severus: …Unfortunately.

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Barty: Someone needs to do something about the Gryffindors.

Severus: I volunteer as tribute.

Mulciber: That’s not what that phrase means.

Severus: pulls out wand I know exactly what it means.

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Bruce: Why did you punch that Ravenclaw?

Severus: He said potions wasn’t a real science.

Barty (from afar): I said that!

Severus: Then get ready for round two.

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Wilkes: We need a distraction. Something big.

Evan: lights something on fire

Mulciber: I was thinking more along the lines of a prank.

Evan: Oh.

Regulus: drinking tea This is why no one lets you babysit.

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Barty: I’m not saying I’m smarter than everyone, but—

Avery: You just corrected a ghost’s grammar.

Barty: AND I WAS RIGHT.

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Evan: Do you ever think we’re the bad guys?

Severus: No, we’re just surrounded by idiots.

Wilkes: Which includes us.

Regulus: (patting Evan on the back) Sweetie, you’re just confused because we’re hot and morally questionable.

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Regulus: I’m not dramatic.

Barty: You cried because Severus didn’t say “goodnight” once.

Regulus: That was a betrayal of trust and I stand by it.

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Regulus: walking into Severus’s room unannounced

Severus: This better be an emergency.

Regulus: I can’t find my favorite socks and I need emotional support.

Severus: …

Severus: gets up and starts helping immediately

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[thistlecatfics]

Snape Fic Recs for the Sneptical & Snurious

I mostly run in marauders-centric circles where Snape is largely ignored or treated like an incel, and eventually it gets boring. Boring! The worst sin in fandom! He's an interesting guy and there are SO many amazing fics featuring him.

(That said, I do think that Snape, James, and Sirius would all be thrilled that their beef has continued onto the internet in 2025 and that thought delights me even as the discourse grows tedious.)

These are just a few I've enjoyed in the past couple months as someone who doesn't generally read a lot of Snape-centric fics and who has zero tolerance for Lily bashing. (Sorry this basically became a @saintsenara rec list because I've been binging)

i hope this comes back to haunt you by humanveil (29k, M)

Severus Snape, from first curse to first kill. Or: The making of a Death Eater.

The first Snape-centric fic I read in years, and it's such a good starting point for my fellow Snurious Sneptics. Snape's voice shines through -- resentful, angry, hungry, curious, brilliant -- and his relationships with so many other characters (Lily, Narcissa, his parents) are just brilliantly portrayed.

Scylla and Charybdis by Asenora (64k WIP, E, Severus/Voldemort)

Severus Snape is looking for somewhere - anywhere - to belong. He makes the wrong choice.

The political worldbuilding! The politics! The humanity! The snarky, darkly hilarious Snape voice! This is a fic where the first war really feels like a war with complex politics -- while also completely avoiding that boring trope of 'what if the DEs were right actually??' Everyone is a human, politics is about material reality, and Voldemort is awful. Snape's desire to belong is so physically palpable as you read that it's almost painful.

The War of the Roses by Asenora (51k WIP, E, Sirius/Severus)

Sirius Black does not die. But this does not mean that it is easy for him to live. Or: a butterfly flaps its wings and Sirius does not go to the Department of Mysteries. What follows from that twist of fate is a story about the long, destructive shadow of a schoolboy rivalry; a story about surviving, and how surviving is sometimes more difficult than dying; a story about the fragility of beauty, the gentleness of hope, and the value of choice. It is also a love story.

The fic that made me start binging all of Asenora's work. It's Sirius POV so perhaps a good place to start for my fellow Sirius-obsessives, and the way his experience in Azkaban both haunts him and has deep, real physical ramifications is so painful and compelling to read. Plus because he lives he gets to have a more complex relationship with Harry! Snape has very nice hands and Sirius's fantasies about him are definitely not sexual at all nope nope nope.

Two Boys Kissing by Writcraft (7k, M, Sirius/Severus)

Sirius goes to a gay bar and meets the last person he expects. Under cloudy skies, two boys kiss and that one moment comes to define generations of want, need and hope.

Bittersweet and darling.

A Yultide Tradition by kelly_chambliss (300 words, G, Severus & Minerva)

On Christmas night, Severus Snape relies on tradition.

A mournful bite of a triple drabble.

Plus: bonuses all the way from 2006 Livejournal!

Five Fragments of an Obsidian Heart (Severus/Regulus) & the entire 7Spells series

Reading these fics as a teenager genuinely saved me I think. Very dark and includes a lot of Blackcest and sexual violence and written pre-DH as a heads up. I remember being so invested in this particular version of Snape, and then DH came out and promptly lost all interest in him when his backstory wasn't as interesting as the ones I read on LJ. There's a real old school feel which I can't quite put my finger on, but I definitely recommend them if you like dark and if you like fandom history.

[deathnguts]

Regulus who fucked up his animagus transformation and is now a neko kemonomimi because I’m a pervert and I wanna see that bitch in cat ears and a tail (and little fangs and claws and bent feet with toe beans and slit pupils that show his emotions more than his whole face does and-)

[starbiezz]

these FREAKS.

[thatsillything]

Snegulus matching eachother freaks (full on twitter)

[danadiadea]

Reg wants to kiss him, like, so bad

[meek0405]

Regulus: Backpack~Backpack~

Severus: Please let me die.

[threecatsinacoat]

Snirius and Snegulus is just Severus dealing with different kinds of fucked up in the Black family and I'm here for it