#rosestarkiller

[fromagony]

i wanna write jarty i wanna write bartylus i wanna write rosestarkiller i wanna write rosekiller i wanna write jegulus i wanna write a fuck fest but i don't want to write

[lifeandlies-of-regulusblack]

opinions on rosestarkiller ?? :0

hi nonnie!

yes >:3 i have juicy headcanons for u

this is a regu-bowl account so all regulus ships are pretty much a go for me. also, i have this like messed up spot in my heart for bartylus both as a romantic and platonic ship. *shrugs* i like them toxic and codependent.

anyways, the trio! the unholy trio gods i love them. i love them so much i think they constantly pull each other from darkness. it's just a given, ya know? no one was there for them and they all see each other's missing pieces. so much of their friendship lives in spite of all the people they lost and have left them. "see this? this is true loyalty." something like that. it's messy, convoluted, and complex but somehow it's the easiest thing they've ever done. they recognized each other's whale songs and swam to see who it was that sang back.

and because i'm a regulus girly, i think it's especially wonderful to have rosekiller pine over regulus. rosekiller sex because barty is so heartbroken about regulus. evan snapping at regulus because he keeps chasing after people that don't want him back when they're right there. barty claiming he knows regulus best but when regulus keeps lying to himself evan is the only one who can call him out on his bullshit.

"I've known you since we were kids, we saw each other grow up. Our families have touched branches since the very beginning — do not fucking lie to me, Black." He says as he grips Regulus' chin. Evan is so tired of all the lies. "What. do. you. want?"

.

.

. "You. Both of you." "Good. There you go, bunny."

Evan calls regulus bunny btw. He calls barty his pretty knife. Tells you something about the role he plays in the trio and how barty and regulus typically are with each other, huh?

Barty calls regulus starlight, starshine, and princess. He calls evan rosie, red, and, secretly, petal. Out of the three of them he's the most unreasonably feral over his lovers just as he's also the most openly romantic. Big sweeping gestures (no matter how disturbing). Proud declarations.

Regulus doesn't have pet names for barty but will fondly shorten his name to Bee. On Halloween he calls barty, Boo. He calls evan apollo. When he's feeling like a bitch he'll call him Vincent.

Regulus calms barty down, barty calms evan down, and evan calms regulus down.

Evan is dom to bartylus. Regulus is dom to barty. And barty is sub to evan and reg — he has the deepest need to be taken care of. Non-dynamic sex (outside D/s), however, is very different for bartylus *ahem ahem* regulus *ahem* is a cumslut and needs a good dicking down most of the time.

Complex trauma has barty "dropping" from time to time. Which is really fucking hard. Regulus and evan routinely "putting him down" helps for most of the time, but there are instances where he feels himself dropping and the real challenge is getting to both or either one in time. It's... A lot. Barty needs a lot of caring for but it absolutely doesn't fucking matter when Barty is easily the most trusting out of the three and would drop everything for his lovers.

heheheheheh

[honeybcj]

barty overstimulating reg while evan watches and reg calls out to evan because bartys being mean AND ITS LIKE THAT ONE MAZE RUNNER SCENE WHERE GALLYS LIKE WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIM HES NOT GNA HELP U and barty shoves regs face so hes looking at barty again

SHUT IP THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME BECAUSE ITS SO TRUE. reg is whining and pathetic because he’s so overstimulated and barty has no plans on stopping anytime soon because he wants to see reg sob and break completely. evan is so casual about it, all nonchalant as he’s sitting back in a chair. reg is like “ev please do something, please” while he’s shaking, legs on fire because he can barely keep holding on. barty just tsks, evan smirking in the corner, and barty yanks reg’s attention back towards him. he’s like “oh baby, it’s not going to end that easily. where’s the fun in that, love?” reg is pissed, but whatever the hell barty is doing still feels soooo good so he’s trying, desperately, to keep his attention on barty but it’s so hard when it feels like someone lit his body on fire, nothing but pleasure coursing through his veins.

[not-rab]

Barty “the only test he’s ever failed is a drug test” Crouch JR.

[klarolinexluv]

I just know rosekiller have asked Regulus for a threesome.

[nixnight1]

Evan: what will I tell Reg? He wants to wear them tonight

Barty: Well, I don't know. Tell him to wear his own rings

Evan: These were his rings!!

Barty: Nooo...NO. You lent me Regulus' rings?? I'm not allowed to borrow his stuff!!

Evan: Why not??

Barty: Because I lose his stuff!!

--- a few hours later ---

Barty: Hey

Evan: Did you find it??

Barty: The snake ring? No. But I found my sunglasses under the couch 😎. I've been looking for these since last summer

Evan: those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me

Barty: Okay, calm down, here they are

Regulus from his room: Evan, do you have them??

Evan: Give me a minute! *whispering* What do we do!!

Barty: I don't know. I don't know!!

Evan: Alright, well, we'll just have to tell Regulus, that's all

Barty: Bloody hell, he's going to kill me

Evan: I could tell him it was all my fault...

Barty: Oh, that'd be grate

Evan: you own me

Barty: Anything

Evan: Regulus, can I talk to you fir a second??

Regulus: Yeah, what is it??

Evan: Uhm...I lost one of the rings you lent me

Regulus shocked:...

Evan: I'm sorry, I am so so sorry

Regulus: Wow...all right, well, what can you do? If you lost it...you lost it...

Evan: I'll replace it, I promise. I feel so so terrible

Regulus: Alright, Ev, that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose

Evan: No :(

Regulus: Look at you, come here

-- Evan and Regulus share a hug --

Regulus: You feel better?

Evan: Yeah, you're the best

Barty: *OFFENDED*

Barty: Okay wait a minute. I can't do this. Listen, honey, it was not Evan’s fault, he lent me the rings and I lost one. I'm so sorry, hun, I feel terrible * with his arms open looking for a hug*

Regulus:...

Regulus: That it's EXACTLY why I don't lend you stuff!!

Barty:...

Regulus: FIRST it's my jewelry. If its not my jewelry, it's my green sweater. If its not my green sweater it's my sunglasses

Barty: *with his arms down* your sunglasses??

Regulus: Yes!

Evan: Oh right!

[rayssion]

Barty: rock paper scissors for who gets to pick what we eat tonight.

Evan: Pandora says we are not allowed to play this again.

Barty: why?

Regulus, slowly putting a rock down on the ground: I have no clue.

[iloveyoublue]

as a firm regulus/barty/evan being hogwarts roommates believer, if you don’t think regulus had a little sign with the amount of times barty got pushed off the beds for being a little shit ur so wrong

[prongsfish]

the world can kick me, hit me, and spit in my face, but it can never take shipping every combination possible from regulus, james, barty, and evan away from me

[lionmythflower]

evan: and my memère-

Regulus: your what

Evan: grandma

Regulus: then it would be grandmère or something along those lines

Evan: no

*regulus and Evan proceed to argue over European French and Canadian French for the 4th time that week*

Barty, annoyed: *muttering smth in Italian abt them arguing*

[soreddieforit]

Evan and reg grinding together desperately

oh my god t4t evan and reg sharing a vibrator. barty's holding it between them and cooing about how good they must feel. ev's biting his lip and nodding fast. they're flushed and warm, both grinding into it. reg is letting out hapless "ah's" and evan's breath is stuttering each time barty turns up the speed.

[c0mbatchameleon]

thinking of fem rosekiller. murder girlfriends. Barty has long, never-brushed hair and all her shirts have jagged edges where she ripped the bottom half off. they both share the same pairs of men’s jeans and evan’s underwear is always showing above where hers sit. sometimes it’s boxers sometimes it’s a thong whale tail like yktv. evan fucks barty with a gun. They work at a tattoo place and gave each other tramp stamps. And pierced each others… everything? When men harass one of them the other hunts them down and their bodies are never found. it’s their foreplay actually.

Ohhh oh wait and then let me throw pillow princess reg into the mix. Yeah. they LOVE to compete w each other and see who can make her come more times in a row. while she’s j tied down to the bed and shaking, tears streaming down her face and loving every minute of it. she wears the prettiest lingerie and they’re always ripping it and she gets so annoyed and Barty’s like “shhh we’ll steal u a new set princess don’t worry” while Evan’s cutting reg’s pretty little sheer pink lace pieces off with a knife. goodnight

[salty-wench]

Ravenclaw Barty uses polyjuice to get in and out of the dungeons as Regulus and Evan

[crimsonlovebartylus]

regulus knew two things, one that he likes evan and two that he likes barty. now the thing that he did not know was what the fuck was he going to do about it.

he couldn't just simply go up to evan or barty and shout, "HEY I LIKE YOU" without both of them glancing at him as if he grew a second head. they were a trio, of bestfriends, nothing more.

but that didn't stop regulus from analyzing, trying to see if there was hope that they like him back - but also he didn't want to only date one, he wanted to be with both of them.

while regulus had absolutely no intention of ever telling them his feelings. his stupid brother got him drunk, during a game of shot or dare.

"Evan, Barty, this might come as a shocker." Regulus slur.

Evan blinks, doe eyed, a beautiful flush on his skin. "What." he asks with a slur.

"Shhhhhh ev, reg is trying to tell us something" Barty chuckles drunkenly.

Regulus blinks slowly, just taking a moment to take both of the men in front of him and can't stop the smitten sigh that escaped his lips, he gesture between them. "I like you both, more than friends but I don't think I could only date one of you if either of you liked me back."

Evan mouth part open, glancing at Barty and at Regulus. "You like me-.. I mean us? i-.. actually, i also like you both.."

Regulus was convinced the alcohol had finally made him hallucinate.

"Today is my lucky day huh," Barty grins, wrapping an arm around them and pulling them close to him. "I also, really like you both and I couldn't choose between you two because.. you're both mine."

[elysian-writing]

"Your boyfriend is cheating on you." 

Regulus blinked. 

"Which one?" 

Sirius, already mid-sentence through an explanation, froze. "Excuse me?" The two stared at each other, Sirius leaning over the library table, hands pressed against Regulus' open textbooks in order to support himself. Regulus cocked his head to the side, leaning back in his chair as he crossed his arms over his chest. 

Standing straight, Sirius frowned, "Did you just say, which one? What do you mean, which one? Are you not dating Barty?" 

Regulus nodded slowly, "Yes, I'm dating Barty." He confirmed, before his eyes narrowed. "Are you saying Barty's cheating on me?" 

"Don't ignore my other question!" Sirius protested, "But yes. I saw him kissing Rosier." 

At that, it was Regulus' time to freeze. 

Sirius squinted at him, gears starting to turn in his mind as he put the pieces together, Regulus' earlier words finally catching up to him fully. "You can't be serious." He deadpanned, jaw dropping in slight disbelief. "Please tell me you're not serious." 

"I'm not." Regulus said, lips already tilting upwards. Sirius sighed in relief, opening his mouth again to speak, before Regulus inturrupted him, "You're Sirius. I'm Regulus." 

For a full minute, Sirius was incapable of doing anything but stare. Then, without another word, Sirius turned on his heel and walked away. "I'm not dealing with this anymore. Next time I see anything like this I'll just ignore it." He called over his shoulder, ignoring Madam Pince's shout for silence. 

Regulus snickered. 

[nixnight1]

Rosestarkiller but before Evan:

Regulus: Omg, Barty, there's a stranger in our hot tub

Barty: What?! Who is it?

Regulus: You do know what stranger means, don't you?

Barty looking: Oh my- Oh my god! How long has he been there?

Regulus: I saw him exactly one second before you, you know everything I know

Barty: Okay I'm- I'm calling the aurors

Regulus: I'm getting my wand

Evan stands up, and they both can see his naked chest dripping water:

Barty: Maybe we are overreacting

Regulus: Yeah he could have a very good reason to-

Barty: We should say hello

Regulus: it's only polite

Barty: Okay