#Source: the cat in the hat

[middleearthmistress]

Do you know how hard it is to tell people we're related?

Frodo to Pippin

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: Well if you’re both staying, remember the rules. Eli, no playing ball in the apartment, no fighting, and no answering the phone with "City Morgue." Eli:... Hikari: Mr. Hale, can’t I have some rules? Derek: No chewing tobacco.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Okay here me out

https://youtube.com/shorts/4sXXtc5_vsI?si=Z4iTXWq0rt6tF9fH

The gang tryna bake something and dropping a very vital item inside the cake

As a counterpoint:

[sundove88]

The Maestro In The Hat- Piñata in The Hat:

You can find the casting Here.

Leo: There they are!!

(They stop at the window)

Balan: Happy Birthday, Jasmine.

Emma: Jasmine? Everyone we know is there. There’s Helena. And Phil. How come Jasmine didn’t invite us to her birthday?

Leo: Don’t worry. Let’s just get Kuro and Shiro and go.

Ashlyn Dennis: Ok, kids! Everyone outside!

Kids: *Clamor outside*

Balan: Aaaaahhhhhh!!!

(The gang runs down the hill)

Jose: Bal, Lance, get down! They’re gonna see you!

Cal: Hide!

(The kids spill out of the house)

(Balan eyes a piñata, and…)

(The gang has pulled down the piñata and Balan has tied himself up)

Kids: Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata!

(Thwack!)

Leo: Ooooh…!

Jasmine: Everyone, join in!

(The kids go all out on Balan)

Claire: It’s breaking!!

Benny Keller: Step outta my way.

Leo: This cannot end well.

(THWACK!!!)

Balan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—!

Hello to the Wonderworld

(Cut to Balan in his Happy Place- on a swing above The Isle of Tims)

Say Hello to Balan’s world

(Cut back to reality)

Balan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—!

(Everyone drops the bats- and their jaws.)

Leo: I’ve got an idea!!

(Tosses the candy)

Emma: CANDY!!!

(The kids scramble for the candy)

Lance: *Grabs the baseball bat and sneaks up behind Benny Keller, fully intending to murder him* >:(

Leo and Emma: LAAAAAAAAANCE!!! (They run up and stop him) Get back! Don’t kill him!

Btw, Kuro and Shiro belong to me.

Benny Keller belongs to @lovelyteng

Also, Jasmine is the name of the girl with the ponytail in Leo’s story, Helena is the name of the girl with the braid’s in Yuri’s story, Claire is the name of the girl with the bow in her hair from Yuri’s story, and Phil is Iben’s son.

[themadlostgirl]

A.Tension: Someone else should drive Imelda: Alright, you win. Conrad, you drive. Conrad: Are you serious? Imelda: I don't know. A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea." But I can barely hear that little voice, because an even louder little voice is screaming, "Let the twelve-year-old drive!"

[theatrefanatic27]

Onya: (spray paints)

Lexi: Stop! That's... MY OUTFIT!

Onya: This filthy thing?

Lexi: I was gonna wear that tonight, and you ruined it!

Onya: Honey, it was ruined when you made it. (Snaps) Mm-hm, yeah!

[hitchell-mope]

Joe: You need to clean this mess up, pronto. We have a contract.

Luke: Alright, I'll try.

Joe (grabbing Luke by the front of his shirt): You don't try, you do!

Luke (nervously): Yes, sir. Right away, sir.

[norakbubbles]

Sanji: You know, Luffy gives Nami flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too

Zoro: Okay

*Later*

Zoro: *gives Nami flowers*

Nami: ???

Zoro: I don't know, I'm confused as well

[mokneydloaf]

[incorrectone-piece]

Nami: THAT'S IT! LIFE IS A LIE! LOVE IS USELESS! EVERYTHING IS MESNINGLESS!

Zoro, casually: Did the afternoon Snail get your horoscope wrong again?

Nami, sobbing: It said today was gonna be awful, but its been really nice ToT

Zoro: what a nightmare.

[samirafee]

#TOMMY😻❤️MERRY CHRISTMAS❤️

@samirafee

[middleearthmistress]

Eowyn: You ruined my dress!

Eomer: Honey, it was ruined when you bought it.

[legend-had-it]

happy pride month to all the gays on the thousand sunny

[evclub-official]

Sketchy Kai painting 🐬🌈🌅

[sundove88]

Balan Wonderworld- Maestro Hiccups Incorrect Quotes; Fun, Fun, Fun

(HIC!)

Others:

Bal!

Balan:

I Know it is wet and the

Sun is not sunny, but

We can have lots of good

Fun that is funny! It's

Fun to have fun but ya

Got to know how...

Bleurgh! (Ugh...)

Side effects!

I know

Lots of good tricks, and I'll—

Others:

Stop! This! Right! Now!

Lance is talking!

Lance:

These hiccups should not be here, they should not be about!

They should not! Be here! When Wonderworld! Is out!

Eis:

Come on guys, we’ve gotta listen to him!

Bal’s drinking where he pees!

Balan:

There was this

Cat I knew back home where

I was bred, he never

Listened to a single thing his

Mother said! He never

Used the litter box, he made a

Mess in the halls, that's why they

Sent him to a vet to cut off

Both his ball—

Ba... ba...lls.

BOY! That wasn't

Fun, fun, fun!

He never learned you can have

Fun, fun, fun!

But less is more! They may

Ship you off to school, so rain it

In a little, we

Can't spell fun without you in the

Middle! (Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-

Bah!)

Haoyu

Guys! Balan is currently in violation of 17 of Wonderworld’s rules!

Balan:

City Morgue!

Haoyu:

18!

Balan:

There was this

High-strung cat who thought she

Knew it all, the way she

Scheduled out her day could drive you

Up the wall! She liked to

Be the teacher's pet, always the

Head of the class, and took a

Ton of TNT to kill the

Bug up her a—

A... a...ss.

ASK! Me was she

Fun, fun, fun?

Not a chance, you can't have

Fun, fun, fun!

If you're uptight, so loosen

Up and lose those lists, life isn't

Such a riddle, you

Can't spell fun without YOU in the

Middle!

You can

Juggle, work and play, but you

Have to know the way! You can

Keep afloat a wish, like the

Way I do this fish! You can

Be a happy fella, someone

Throw me that umbrella! And that

Rake! That cake!

That's what you make it, so have

Fun, fun, fun!

Go insane and have some

Fun, fun, fun!

Just look at me!

Fun, fun, fun!

No more rain, look! It's a

Sun, sun, sun!

So can't you see? I'm as

Happy as a clam, I'm as

Fit as a fiddle! Yeah, the

Dogs may bark about you, and the

Pure-bred cats may doubt you, but re-

Member this, you can't have fun with-

Out you in the

Middle!

Inhabitants: 0-0

Leo: What the heck, Bal?!

[waterfire1848]

[ Zuko is annoying Azula while on patrol. ] Azula: I’ll get you and it’ll look like an accident. I promise.