#incorrect drag race quotes

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Race: *tap dancing on the table*

Newsies: Is he gonna jump from there???!

[purplecontacts]

More season 14 incorrect quotes because I miss them ❤

Credits:

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin, laughing: I promised myself that if I didn’t become a Jedi Knight by 21, I was just gonna become a serial killer.

Ahsoka, looking scared: Well, dude, how old are you? I’m getting nervous.

[imasexypotato]

Curt: Look , watch this

Crosby: ...?

Curt: THE FLOOR IS LAVA

Rosie: *helps Kenny onto the table*

Gale: *kicks John off the sofa*

Curt: As you can see, there are two types of boyfriends

[1-siracha]

mc: aw man, i forgot to buy asmo a gift. he's gonna beat me up and call me gay.

solomon: isn't he a homosexual?

mc: shit, my bad.

mc: he's gonna beat me up and call me straight.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Vriska: If you don’t like me, even though I put myself out there, then I’m done!!!!!!!! And that means I’m not gonna convers8 with you, I’m not going to invest time-

Terezi: 1 TH1NK 1T’S “CONV3RS3”.

Vriska: …

Vriska: Wh8?

Terezi: JUST S4Y “T4LK”.

[cruger2984]

Alhaitham: Oh. Oh, who is this? Kaveh: (thoughts) To be honest, I was kind of hoping I'd get dunked in a pool. But making as ass out of myself on a front porch is fun, too. Kaveh: Excuse me! I have bacon! Alhaitham: What kind of bacon you got? Kaveh: Vegan. Alhaitham: Bitch, you'd better get off my front porch. Kaveh: OK. Alhaitham: I ain't studying no vegan bacon. Are you vegan? Kaveh: I actually think we should let animals vote. Alhaitham: And who do you think they would vote for? Kaveh: Not you. Alhaitham: … Alhaitham: Okay.

[bunnypig18]

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: You remind me of a Russian doll.

Tony: Aw, thank yo—

Steve: Full of yourself.

[imtooobsessedrn]

I've returned bc new season means new incorrect quotes 😌

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: Once in school this kid called me "a homo". I thought it meant homeless and I was so confused that I said, "But Jeremy you've been to my house."

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

*after Brooklyn’s Here*

Jack: I hope that’s not their song…if that’s their song that sucks.

[incorrectsinnohquotes]

Rowan: Everyone, say the first three words that come to mind. Lucas: I, am, amazing.

[missjanjie]

Daya: I heard you like bad girls, huh?

Jasmine: I guess?

Daya: [elbowing Bosco] tell her!

Bosco, deadpan: She’s literally the fucking worst

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: I tend to think emotions are for ugly people

[themasterusersblog]

Bobby: Look, Jean is definitely too good for you.

Scott: I know.

Bobby: No, but seriously like she's way too good for you.

Scott: I know, I know that.

Bobby: Like, you should have never had a shot. It doesn't make any sense.

Scott: No, trust me. I've known this the whole time.

Bobby: I understand quantum physics more than I understand how you ended up with Jean.