Absolutely no context for an AU me and my friends are doing (ft. Heartlockesj)
Blondie, as a head: Will you stop it with that? What part of this is funny to you?
Cupid: Blondie, we need to try to find out…
Blondie: What part of being infected with a deadly disease do you find funny?
Cupid: I don't think it's funny, Blondie.
Blondie: Then stop saying you're not just sure, you're KB positive! This isn't funny, Kindness Blindness isn't funny, dying isn't funny, so shut the fairy fuck up!
Cupid: Well, excuse me, Blondie, for trying to keep some optimism, you know— you know, sometimes when things seem their darkest, you just need to try and stay… KB positive, but if you want to be so KB negative all the time…
Blondie: KNOCK IT OFF, RIGHT NOW! THIS ISN'T FUNNY! AT ALL!
Craig was originally blonde. Meanwhile, Tweek's hair was black and now their hair got changed vice versa. (CANON)
A. Tweek and Craig was already way friends and friendship faded. But, fighting bought them together and perhaps more than close.
B: Tweek is actually adopted and/or a family genetics (because yes you can have different hair colour other than your parents.) or Tweek is actually a slave (and the Tweak's family is a mafia - because they have a bazooka, also meth business)
C: Craig already had homosexual feelings for Michael (the goth kids, yes.) and wanted to connect more to write poetry, which is why everyone thinks he is actually bad emo goth kid (fanon), considering he decided to hang out with him. (Actually maybe Craig does smoke before, but then realizes that goth kids are for fags. /ref)
D: Craig's guinea pig is actually dead and he is super sad about it and dyed his hair to feel something. (It was his FIRST guinea pig)
I am putting this here, because I want to write fanfictions and hopefully inspire people!