#Southern Humor

[juhnkit]

Well ... I'd never recommend testing ignition coils with jumper cables and a car battery! That's a good way to turn yourself into a crispy critter. And using moonshine as electrical contact cleaner? Yep, high-proof alcohol can work as a solvent, but there are much safer (and legal) options at the parts store. 🔧 🛠️

[cuzikan]

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms.

Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.

"Frogs are good bass bait," I thought to myself.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit?

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniel's and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot.

There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

[valentinedivineart]

So I’ve been planning to sell stickers! I want to start going to more local events and being more present in my art community! It’s been exciting and a little scary but I’m very happy.

These stickers are a nod to the southern area I live and was raised in; I designed them to be something other southerners might get a kick out of.

[animezinglife]

[spoonful116]

I've never snorted a line of pollen, but I have gone outside in Arkansas. Basically the same

[pnwdagnabbit]

East coast version of “bless your heart”.

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

[lelandshipp]

The Great Drone Mystery

[inshellieslibrary]

a turkey-day appropriate review

🦃

[nightndaydreaming]

As someone who lives in the south, I use and acknowledge the word ‘y’all’. It means, you all. So when people call one person y’all, I can’t help but to feel like

[animezinglife]

If it makes you feel any better, my grandma once refused to get into the shelter until she’d watered her flowers first.

when we get a tornado warning and my mom makes us all go downstairs but she stays upstairs to keep making potato salad

[juhnkit]

Professor Thibodaux watching them shoehorn a 440 big block into a '32 Ford frame: "You're going to alter the structural integrity of the chassis??" The boys: "Dang right we are." Sometimes you gotta break rules to make beauty. 🛠️ #HotRodding

[dive-nire]

the x-files season 2 ep 18

[animezinglife]

Me: Everyone has their own opinions, and that's fine. It's none of my business who people choose to watch on TV.

Me when somebody favors the wrong meteorologist:

[dionysiaproductions]

I don't even have to be on tumblr.com for people to be funnier than me

[th3wizardoz]

I am a avian natural historian, but I am helping with the overhaul of the fish collection at my university and the common names make me laugh.

My favorite so far is “Southern Slippery Dick” but “Alabama Hogsucker” is a VERY close second.

[becomingvecna]

joining OF but instead of pussy y’all will just get photos of my blood and internal organs instead