#Spiders george

[felixcloud6288]

One of my professors decided to stress the importance of research and citing sources when doing research by constantly asking why something was true. At one point, they asked why is the human genome 3 billion base pairs long. Is it possible we have more or less and than that and the people tested were just statistical outliers, and I just...

"'average person's genome is 3 billion base-pairs long' factoid actually just statistical error. average person's genome is 5 base-pairs long. Slime Georg, who has assimilated genetic matter since time immemorial and who's genome sequence is 2.4 x 10^19 base-pairs long, is an outlier and should not have been counted."

[fave-fight]

ROUND 2, MATCH 18

NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS

Spiders Georg:

““Average person is good at fighting” factoid is actualy a statistical error. Spiders Georg, who wins over 1000000 battles a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

“Please it would be funny”

Domovoi Butler:

“Extremely strong, fought a troll”

“Homeboy went toe to toe with a troll.  The Artemis Fowl books are just Butler kicking so much ass, normally ass which has more high-tech gear than him, but he just outplays and outperforms them all anyway.  With his Sig Sauer and brute strength, he can beat many a foe. ”

“He's canonically extremely highly trained in a variety of forms of combat”

[bunsterkeaton]

"Chiharu-kacho, I'm getting paid overtime for this, right ?" "Sorry-can't hear you!"

[hellofroggg]

"The average politcal party has 3 party leaders per election cycle" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The Conservative Party, who lives in the UK and has over 10,000 prime ministers per election cycle is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

How many followers does Elon Musk have?

The average number of followers an Elon Musk follower has on twitter is 187, however this is a statistical error as most Elon Musk followers have no followers of their own.

This is caused by Musk follower George who is accidentally followed by everyone on twitter and should not have been counted.

[insanetwocubes]

"The average man is sexy" factoid is actually just a statistical error. Georg NotFound, who lives in the UK and has over 10,000 sexy points is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[sammybloo]

“average person ends up in 3 comedic hijinks a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. Seinfeld Georg,

[demonboyhalo]

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[dystopiansocietystraw]

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

[guardianspirits13]

i thought of this at 3am and its canon now

[alienbycomics]

In Full Swing: A comic about Spider-Gwen’s past inspired by Across the Spider Verse 🏳️‍⚧️ (⚠️Spoilers!⚠️)

[unabashedtastemakerbanana]

The statistic that US presidents have been convicted of an average of 0.75 felonies each is wrong. Donald Trump, who's been convicted of 34 felonies is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[aguyinahellsite]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'im. Spiders George has been located.