*rocking back and forth* we pay 12 bucks each breath of air... and everyone's a billionaire....
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Locked for ask game?
Hyrule pulled on the bars of his cell for the hundredth time, still, they refused to move from the stone they were embedded in. It wasn't really the imprisonment that bothered him, if given enough time he could recover enough magic back to escape, but the complete lack of activity around him made him feel like he was going crazy.
He had once been used to being utterly alone for months at a time, but with his brothers, he had found a safe comradery that he had never discovered anywhere else, now that they were gone, the loneliness he had once been able to simply ignore was turned to a raw agony that tricked him into thinking they were still around with every distant footstep. He yanked on the bars again and hoped they hadn't forgotten about him.
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21 part of canon that you think is overhyped
sniktfam enthusiasts. come here. come closer. i hve something to tell you.
logan and akihiro were NOT in a good place in the krakoa era and the panel you picked to demonstrate them "bonding" was them doing competitive suicide.
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you and me and the devil makes three
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redownloaded instagram and got sucked into reels and it’s truly like an alternate reality happening over there. video of a girl being like “looking back on my cringe 2021 taste….” and it’s a pic of her wearing like. jeans and a top. the top has a checkerboard pattern. she’s like screaming in agony. the comments are all like “omg not the microtrend 😭 i can’t believe i ever wore that” like woah. i think you guys are crazy
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ok NOW we can all freak out marvel vfx workers voted to unionize thank god
article here
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can we stop pretending like it’s so super easy for trans men to pass. “oh just put on a baggy shirt and cut your hair-“ it literally doesn’t work like that and I refuse to believe you actually think it’s that easy
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
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