#THE BLOODLINE IS DEAD

[milesworld96]

THE BLOODLINE HAS FALLEN, THE JUDGEMENT DAY IS ON TOP NOW😈😈

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Sirius… I’m gay

Sirius *excited*: can I tell Walburga? Cause this WILL kill her

[zevfern]

JIMMY USOOOOOOOOO

[little-pondhead]

Oops.

While learning to control his powers under the guidance of Clockwork, Danny accidentally curses his own bloodline with the Curse of Sentient Food several centuries in the past. Originally, a witch was supposed to curse his family. Oops. Well, the Fentons were always adapting, and technically, either way, he'd end up battling dino nuggets at three am in his underwear, no matter who the curse came from. So he shrugged and continued on.

Unfortunately, this also means that out of nowhere, the timeline shifted, and some of his very distant relatives are now battling their food into submission at every meal because Danny is ultimately way more powerful than some mortal witch from the 1600s. His version of the curse reached literally everyone he could ever be related to for the last few centuries. Even if they were adopted into the family!

So, returning to the present time after training, Danny is a little startled to see some news clips of people's dinners coming to life and beginning revolutions. Wow, John Fentonightingale really got around, didn't he? He felt a little uncomfortable that now all these random people had to deal with their share of Fenton luck, but from some of the interviews, everyone seemed to be handling it pretty well!

Especially his so-distant-they're-on-another-tree cousins, the Kents, who contacted his family directly, asking how best to prepare a zombie turkey. Their son was coming for Thanksgiving with his new wife and some coworkers, and they just refused to make the guests fight for their lives on a holiday!

They invited the Fentons to join them, of course.

[bottleblondebeachbabe]

Watch_Dogs 1: Mercilessly hunt down the killers of your niece as an ex-gang member turned hacker in the cold, dark streets of Chicago.

Watch_Dogs 2: Bully a bunch of rich people with your besties in the bright and colourful city of San Fransico!!!! :))))✨😍🥳✨✨🎉

Watch_Dogs Legion: Fight for the survival of both yourself and your friends as you are hunted down for a mass murder you didn't commit in a dark, cyberpunk authoritarian London.

[starofthelabyrinth]

[mrsthunderkin]

The Highlord twins, Scarborough and Mordren Malbus

One is Sam's Great x4 grandpap the other is Bart's pap

Ijustthinkthey'reneeeeaaaat

[warrenwaskilledbyadeer]

Sam: Why would you shoot the infant goa'uld???

Daniel: Because Jack isn't here and he's like 90% of my impulse control

[dynamitekansai]

wweonfox: Solo just called out Roman Reigns! 🤯

[bexatomarama]

Dads: *brag about waking up early*

Also dads 5 minutes after sitting on the couch:

[thesamoanqueen]

[milesworld96]

Why does bro look so zesty 😨😨

[fanofspooky]

Dinner is Served…

[laniusbignaturals]

And I think Edward has a daughter by an enslaved women, but her dad refuses to acknowledge her, would rather she not exist really. So she’s been relegated to the position of keeper of the pigs on Lucius’ estate, lounging about topless in the afternoons after work eating fruit and bitching about her superiors, golden piercings glittering in the sinking desert sun. Joshua has a daughter by an enslaved woman too - she used to be the property of a lesser officer, kept around as a nanny to his family, but after Joshua’s fall from grace she was singled out to be blinded and passed along to the new Legate. A little while later, during a skirmish, she got the chance to murder her old owners’ wife and children in the river by The Fort. When Lanius found her afterwards, bloody and injured from the struggle, she told him the man had raped her, prompting Lanius to soothe his threatened ego by hacking him to pieces. Both girls are getting what they want, in their own way. And you can’t even say they should know better.

[androgynouscatwasteland]

I don’t think Jace is working with porter I think the man is being controlled by him what if he befriended him and then Jace was the first victim porter started with in freshman year and then used him to lure people in

[krikeymate]

Anyway imagine 19-year-old Richie Kirsh, fascinated with Ghostface ever since the attacks a couple years ago. Obsessed. He'd always been interested in Stab, in its lore, its history, but that had been the past - something that happened while he was young. This was now, it was the present.

He had to see where it all started. He had to go to Woodsboro.

He'd done his research. He knew the names and the houses, the graduating classes. He knew the streets like the back of his hand before ever setting foot on that hallowed ground.

He knew Billy Loomis, inside and out. He wanted to be him, to be impactful, to do something great. He wanted to finish what Billy started - like Roman, like Jill - to make a Damn. Good. Movie.

He hangs around, listens and learns. He sits in a bar with a fake ID and learns about Billy Loomis' daughter.

It feels like fate; he knows he has to meet her.

He never meets her.

(Oh he sees her, from afar. Dark intense eyes and a furious scowl. A mess. Not worthy of the blood she carries).

But he meets her little sister. A sad quiet thing, soft. Except when she frowns. He sees her sister in her then, a steel underneath a gentle skin.

And the story comes to him.

It's genius really.

He talks to the lonely girl, befriends her. And when she reveals she's thinking about running away, well, he has a car. He simply needs to offer.