#THINK about that.

[lightdax]

I thought she was so cool when I was a kid.

[wcshedup]

why can’t barbie just get clean ?? it takes 96 HOURS to detox fully from h8.

[deadpanwalking]

but if tumblr ever died where would i get my daily fix of reading dpw's tags? :(

[quitefair]

pssttt. hey bioware.

you're hyping us up for dreadwolf right? you want people who've dropped dragon age to pick it back up again, in anticipation for your new game right?

then. why. don't you. fucking.

remaster the first three games and release them like you did with mass effect?

[marksman-ofthe-mist]

anyway,

[loverscrossmp3]

any time i get a sudden number of interactions with any fic pre-siys i shoot myself in the face and then build my own ditch and crawl in it and die.

[meowstix]

funniest thing ever is that his match against michael is like... max's ONLY major win throughout the entire show. the best he gets after that are his match against. what was her name again. i think it was spelled mariam. against her, which like all four of the saint shields lost that time so yeah, and his match against mystel which was a fucking draw. rei gets it pretty bad too but in addition to his matches with mao and rai he had that absolute banger match against boris and he atleast managed to win against cyber driger.

actually no now that i think about it no daichi might've gotten it the worst holy shit dude. in season 1 every member of the gang got at least ONE major win. daichi does not get a single major victory in g-rev i don't even like him that much but GODDAMN clearly the writers didn't either huh

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[princeshilo]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[sleepygaymerdisease]

[greelin]

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.