My brain needs to leave me and my list of 91 ss fanfic ideas I don’t have time to write alone
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because we are Ridiculous, my wife got us two tiny video cameras so that we can see what Hamlet the hamster gets up to in his habitat at night
the app made us name the cameras
so of course we now have Rosencrantz and Guildenstern spying on Hamlet all night
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sexting is so embarrassing like fuckkk i gotta draft a message about your penis let me see how i want to organize this sentence. is the punctuation too formal here?
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(trying to avoid any major spoilers) nah the apothecary diaries is like. Jinshi being hopelessly in love with a hissy cat of a woman. and he knows how she is. he knows she’s an autistic little freak. he cares a lot. he stops her from putting herself in danger. he gives her gifts she likes without ever trying to change who she is. and she is utterly oblivious to his affection being more than his usual surface level flirting-to-get-things-done, but they also grow a bond of trust over time. this isn’t “oh she just magically starts liking the male lead” it’s “jinshi crying and throwing up as he painstakingly attempts to tame a feral apothecary he’s head over heels for”
hmmm well. I will admit from what I've seen of the anime so far I am inclined to trust the author. I want to read the books either way because I do love a little freak❤
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The post I’ve been trying to post for an hour minus the spicy bits because f*ck Tumblr
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"harrington's got her. don't you, big boy?" I SWEAR TO GOD EDDIE MUNSON IF U DONT STOP RIGHT NOW
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Show me a broken pathetic rat of a man and I will show him love
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every time a cix magazine shoot drops i hope every seenine creative person responsible for concepts sees it and IS ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES
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Because what I just witnessed was INSANE and I have seen no one treat it as such, can we take a fucking moment to bask in the fact that Gorgug essentially 1v1ed that purple worm without ever going down or getting swallowed like ??? Zac Oyama what kind of dice ritual did you pull before this fight
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Are you normal or does the slightest criticism make you feel like throwing up, makes you sweat uncontrollably and your face feel like it's burning?
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“Lance is rude. Lance is a dick.”
Okay well you try being constantly asked by media in a crowded, echoing space if you’re having problems with your confidence after you’ve shown improvement that has been ignored. You try being kind to people only to have the kindness thrown back in your face and vitriol said behind your back. You try facing back handed commentary and snide remarks about your future. Day in and day out, you try having article after article slandering your name being put out simply because people hate that you have money in a sport where that is the norm.
I’d be fed the fuck up too. Lance shouldn’t have to play nice for these people to treat him with the bare minimum respect. He deserves his seat, and I’m sick of it always being questioned if he does.
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okay but here’s why I actually straight up started crying towards the end there.
when the Hells first arrived in Uthodern, the atmosphere was fear. the city was dark. temples were closing their doors. the center for knowledge, where so many people came for answers, did not have knowledge. did not have answers. people were scared. scared that they couldn’t find help, scared that they couldn’t reach out to loved ones, ask if they are okay.
and suddenly, within their very walls, within their homes, a horrible beast sprouted forth from the heart of the city. there was death, there was destruction. there was despair. because if their own home wasn’t safe, then nowhere was.
the darkness was winning.
then a woman with purple hair and odd markings spoke into the captain of the guard’s mind and told him that things were better. things were okay. and he believed her. because what else could he do but to cling to hope?
because that’s what the Hells brought with them, as this terrifying celestial beast that once brought death now steps out, wearing a peach bow, surrounded by the radiance and light that the city so sorely needed. he is guarded by such an odd group, but they all exude calm. there is a small gnome wearing a pink handknit sweater riding on its back.
they guide this noble, beautiful beast through an entire city, and the whole time they are showcasing to everyone that the darkness is not winning. not now. not while there is still hope kindling in our hearts. not while ancient beasts can once again see the stars.
the world may be ending, but it hasn’t ended yet.
not if Bells Hells can help it.
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