#The plot thickens

[radioactive-earthshine]

I mean, it makes more sense for Tim to teach skateboarding bc he is literally the skater boy. When does Bart ever skateboard? I know you don't like Tim and I agree that Batfam content is way out of line, particularly the fanon takes, but at this point it's just petty.

...it makes more sense for Tim to teach skateboarding bc he is literally the skater boy.

There can be more than one person who skateboards in a friend group, and the post that inspired the last message from you (I assume it is you) was specifically a Konbart post about their unique qualities in a situation; surfing and skateboarding and their individual challenges (Kon is clumsy and Bart cannot swim.) It forms a humorous and, interesting dynamic.

When does Bart ever skateboard?

Teen Titans (2003) #12

Did you forget one of the most iconic lines that Bart ever dropped about being able to stretch time out forever and think? Shame on you. Shame on your cow. Shame. Shame for one thousand years!

I know you don't like Tim...

Wrong. Dislike the fans of him that don't play well with others in fandom community. He's a compelling little freak. But man, some of you are ruining the experience.

I agree that Batfam content is way out of line, particularly the fanon takes,

This is true! We agree.

... but at this point it's just petty

It's petty to have a headcanon that involves Kon and Bart being stupid with boards on their feet?

[canuck-off]

Things I didn’t have on my 2025 Bingo Card:

The Trump/Musk breakup of June 2025

Musk naming Trump in the Epstein Files

Trump cutting Musk’s EV mandate after the White House Showcase

[madamadamiu]

What the hell is that

[emacrow]

The meeting of Gods and Goddesses around a large stone table watching, with Shazam easedropping.

Warning may include death of a child, please be advise.

"How could this have possible had occurred?!?!"

"I thought Hades made sure the bones of Kronos could never had been recovered?!?"

"..."

"Hades..?" Persephone said softly, holding Hades's tightly gripped fist on the table. Hades remained quiet, his face remained unchanged from the grumpy ticked off look that he held while among the other Gods and Goddess who glare or glance at him.

"It's not my fault that Ceberus was throwing up due to indigestion, Blame Cupid over there for sending me white chocolates skulls instead of Bitter chocolate when he knew I hate despised them." Hades stated placing his other hand onto Persephone's hand, caressing it softly.

Poseiden can admit it was a valid accused, but it was beginning to get a bit unnerving to see Zeus so quiet yet Angry with how intense he was glaring at the clear vision from the Shazam's host seeing Kronos and the godling babe while the other gods accused one another.

He look at the babe then back at angered Zeus, then glance back before a sudden realization hit him faster then a tsunami..

"You're not the youngest anymore.. now aren't you?" Poseiden blurted out loud causing every one at the table to Freeze, Zeus stiffen as the very clouds surrounding underneath their table rumbled with Lightening..

"How Dare You!?!"

Zeus growled menacingly summoning his prized lightening bolt in his hand before he can continue speaking, his temper nearly boiling.

"Well, he does have a point.. that babe reminded me vaguely of the corpse that was founded in Kronos's stomach.. but I thought it was because the babe was already dead as the soul was already gone due to how crowded it was in there." Hades commented, looking as though he was remembering a distant past..

"It should had stay dead where I had found it!" Zeus snapped at Hades before his eyes widen, covering his mouth quickly as the a kept secret had slipped out.

The Gods and Goddesses were stunned at the sudden secret revealed. If Zeus was not the youngest, then does that mean the godling babe shown before them was the one supposed to rules them?

"What happened on that day, Zeus?" Hera said softly as to tried to calm Zeus's nerves.

Zeus gritted his teeth before he close his eyes, ans sighed, seeing how everyone will only pursue the truth more later.

"It was after I pulled you all out of Father's stomach, only then I saw that there was a extra one sleeping unborn seemingly looking stillborn with a cord wrapped around, nested underneath Father's heart, I was about to grabbed it and pull it out as well, but then..it shifted as it was some kind of modern glitch, a girl one second, a boy a second after, black hair flash to white hair and back, before I saw it's eyes. It's eyes look inhumane Green and more souless then the titans. I realized that it was the youngest and not I... I was already enraged at the point of the prophecy wasn't about me before I even knew what I had done. I had snapped it's neck just as it was about to take it first breath and pulled it out of him, Father knew what I had done the moment the babe fell out lifeless and that was when he becomes truly descented into madness." Zeus said with his hands tighten into fists as he look like he was reliving a memory.

Part 4 << >> Part 6

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Pal - does Harrow pay her rent in 10's and 20's? has she ever paid with a $100 bill?

harrows job: 1 | 2 | 3 |

[renif]

a former jedi asks the proclaimed jedi killer to join forces on a bounty (it goes surprisingly better than expected)

[victor-v]

the fact that in the movie donald sutherland had much more hair than ralph fiennes means president snow went to turkey to get hair implant

[dannielricciardo]

btw yesterday the race ended around 19:50 local time, max booked it out of there 20:34 meaning he didn't attend the team debrief at all

[ozzgin]

I don’t think I can sit on your head so uh. *Beams light down like in those video games where you know someone has a quest because they are literally glowing in a beam of light*

-☀️

[mangyraccooon]

No Regrets Chapter 3:10 First-Masterpost-Previous

HAHAHAHAHAHA (happy new year!) scraggly croc is now my spirit animal

Next chapter will be out mid January (we will be taking a hard left and going back in time (doing the time warp again!!) I hope y'all are prepared!)

Next-

[deliciousnecks]

some bts of S6 were posted on ig and... is this who i think it is? IS IT?

[royalarchivist]

Phil: Ooh, follow-up question: does Cucurucho count as an employee?

[Fred and the Security Guard look at each other]

Phil: You looked at- you looked at each other there like you had to think about it.

[Fred hands him a book that says "Yes"]

Phil: In that case, yes, but I'll change my answer. [The clip transitions to a scene a few moments later] He lies all the time-

[Fred hands him another book that says "Although I don't know who is Cucurucho."]

Phil: ...Excuse me? You don't know who Cucurucho is?

[Full transcript ↓ ]

Phil: Oh, follow-up question: does Cucurucho count as an employee?

[Fred and the Security Guard look at each other]

Phil: You looked at- you looked at each other there like you had to think about it.

[Fred hands him a book that says "Yes"]

Phil: In that case, yes, I'll change my answer. [The clip transitions to a scene a few moments later] He lies all the time-

[Fred hands him another book that says "Although I don't know who is Cucurucho."]

Phil: ...Excuse me? You don't know who Cucurucho is? [Fred shakes his head] He looks like a bear, he's got a smiley face? He talks like this: Ha ha ha. Disfruta la isla. You've never heard of him? He always shows up at really weird times. Do you call him something different?

[Fred hands him a book that says "The Census Bureau? I've never met it."]

Phil: So are the Census Bureau employees of the Federation? [Fred fidgets, but doesn't nod or shake his head] Is that a yes? Like, nod?

[Fred hands him a book that says "Anyways who's doing the interview here, you or me? Let's continue."]

Phil: I'm trying to answer your questions more accurately and you're just giving me curveballs dude!

[Fred hits him with a frying pan]

Phil: STOP WITH THE PAN, IT HURTS!

[the-grey-hunt]

hey. hey in the "goblin emperor" books male surnames end in the suffix -ar (maia drazhar, eshevis tethimar, uleris chavar). so. why is csevet's last name 'aisava'

i looked down in my google doc of lore i'm compiling and saw that that bullet point was right next to "maza take the last name 'athmaza'" (cala athmaza, kiru athmaza) and HEY. HEY. IS 'AISAVA' A COURIER'S SURNAME THE WAY 'ATHMAZA' IS A MAZA'S SURNAME??

[nereidof40k]

I found more Husbandry words. So double update day. Don’t expect it every day though.

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I’m back, hope you guys weren’t too worried. Yesterday was really quite bizarre, but ended really very well. I don’t think I will be able to walk straight today, but it was so worth it. I’m actually surprised the bed didn’t break. Who the hell made beds that survive an enthusiastic Night Lord back in the 800s or so? No, I didn’t leave out a number. This house really dates back to early Viking times or possibly even earlier.

My wonderful man updated you yesterday, it seems, so there is not really much for me to tell.

My Night Lord has gone to clear out the orchard, getting rid of the undergrowth and weeds.

It is good he is so indefatigable. Nothing would have gotten done today otherwise.

While I am sitting here, I did some research about the pendant. It’s really curious how it responded when the clown attacked. It felt like pure ice. But didn’t hurt at all.

I haven��t been able to find out how yet. But the symbolism is interesting. Going by local beliefs, a mistletoe arrow would be Baldr, specifically his death.

And the snake is clearly Jormungandr, the World Serpent. The combination points to Loki Laufeyson. Norse trickster god. I’m more confused than ever, frankly. I wish there was a better library in this house. Maybe down in the maze. Ha. We’re not in a mystery story, are we?

Oh, my dear man came in, said he had something to show me, then swept me off my feet. I will be back in a few.

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Raven here, again. While the two lovebirds dig up more weirdness, I will keep you updated on other goings on.

First off, Altani and I are fine. Don’t worry, they have both been as attentive as ever before.

She is a sweet girl, I’ve been reading to her, trying to make sure she doesn’t watch too much TV. Though I have to admit there’s some very nice programs. I’m learning a lot about this time period and other ancient Terran history. I’ve even found a considerable amount of information about the area I myself came from. Shit, I’m starting to sound like Magnus.

The poachers are complaining to the news about being denied bail. I think it’s for the best. They should be too scared to leave jail. I guess they need to be frightened more. Might need to hint to the grandmothers about that.

Still more Astartes getting new homes and being reunited with their families.

Which leads to something I have been wondering about, given how much free time I have while recovering.

Compared to the rest of this time period, this place seems a bit … stuck in the past. I can’t explain it better than that. Not a bad thing though.

Raven out.

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Gods, when I saw what Raven had written, I swear my brain rebooted. He has a very good point. Modern society is so busy and uncaring. But not here. It’s like we’re living in one of those stories about an idyllic past. What is going on?

As for what my man showed me, I can’t believe it.

While most of the trees in the back part of the orchard are a total mess, he found one apple tree that looked just perfect. Practically dripping with big, juicy glowing apples. Yes, glowing. It’s also a bit early for them to be fully ripe.

Yet when I tried one, it was so ripe and sweet it didn’t seem real.

I swear any lingering soreness disappeared, and I feel like I’m millennia younger, if that makes sense.

My sweetheart also said the same. What even is this place, and why does it feel so right that things are like this?

We took some apples back to Altani and Raven. Same thing happened to them, they’re both running around like little kids in prime health.

First Loki, then these apples. If a Jotunn shows up next I might scream.

One second, emergency radio broadcast.

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Dear fuck, those apples came at the perfect time.

Some of the fuckers from the fighting ring managed to break out. And they’re out for blood. Altani immediately went out to grab more apples, I will join her as soon as I finish this.

My boys immediately started fortifying the place, mentioning it would have been very good to have someone named Rogal Dorn around, but he’s not here sadly.

Also the Grandmothers called. The entire town and its outlying farms are preparing for war. They shall not find us wanting.

For some reason the boys found that phrase funny. No time to explain now though.

But I will update you later, I have a little girl to protect. Though my sweetheart said she is extremely powerful, I still worry. Even with all the weirdness I haven’t been this happy in ages.

[emacrow]

Kronos, Agent A, and bites marks

Kronos looked a bit skittish and dejected after the sixth Doctor nearly got iced by her baby after he made an unfortunate choice of mumbling words which lead to Batman calling in a favor from the Wayne's to bring in a good doctor that actually can get near both the ancient beings long enough to give a diagnosis.

Incoming Agent A, who was calmly explained the situation as he walked slowly into the containment. Kronos look at him for a moment before a bit of realization flickered in his eyes, as she murmur something.

Batman and the other heroes watches behind the hidden camera screen office, watching as Alfred check Kronos's temperature, painless blood drawn, checking her heart and breathing and gave a clear full body examination to a couple heroes were shocked to see a long horrifyingly yet old looking scar on her stomach area that look like someone dragged something sharp and was stretched a bit wide.

That gave one point to Diana theory of Kronos story being warped dramatically, but the fact of that Zeus did cut opened Kronos's stomach to pull out his siblings pin true.

A couple of more minutes past with alfred carefully examination the baby boy who was a bit squirmish while alfred did a couple of comments obviously praising Kronos whom face flushed a rather colorful red blush turning her head a bit. Alfred did asked and provides Kronos and Her baby much better comfortable Maternal and baby clothes then what they were currently wearing.

By the time alfred came out of the containment cell, alfred's soft gentleman look shifted a bit, before speaking after handing the vials of swirling golden glowing blood.

"Both madam and the child are well, a bit underweight, Ms. Kronos will need headache relief medicine, both her and the child is in need of a very light seasoned meal and drinks to not overwhelmed their senses in which I'll be providing." Alfred told then after handing the written documents forms of the examination. Batman could only grunt a bit, considering he trying not to look back at Alfred's glance considering his armored wrist had a tiny bite marks that actually dented the armor with indents.

"Ms. Kronos did asked what and where is this place as I asked what was the last thing she recalled was falling from Olympic while trying to hide her child but as she spoke, it seem to cause her abdominal pain that seem to be PTSD related." Alfred said to which batman nod knowing that Alfred would never lied to him.

Part 3 << >> Part 5

[ooctlt]

i’m so happy that harrow found someone to financially support her lifelong passions of “sitting on the chests of elderly people as they sleep so that they can’t breathe” and “appearing as a blurry figure in the corner of cctv footage taken in haunted hospital basements”!

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