#The soulja boy cranked me

[restinslices]

Some of y'all ain't thinking about being Ares' favorite mortal lover and him watching as you get in a new relationship with a guy that treats you terrible so he pulls up on the guy and reveals he's a god and goes over all his titles and ends on him being the protector of mistreated women then asking "have you been mistreating my woman?" AND THAT'S WHERE WE DIFFER

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Peter Parker if he got bit by a radioactive sword ☢️🟢⚔️

if I had a nickel for every time I made a Spider-Man au based off a video game, I'd have three nickels, which isn't a lot but it's concerning that it's happened three times. This au is the spidey/final fantasy vii mashup, where Peter becomes the Unreliable Narrator

anyway someone pretty please write this au for me <333 I'll pay you <3333333

bg variants under the cut

the BIGGEST dilemma(s) was figuring out if I should

A) keep the eyes in my art style (no colours, just the highlight), bc ngl it makes him seem more babey (pic 1),,, or

B) add the mako-glow to the eyes so i could be lore-accurate.... also I spent a lot of time!! on colouring in those pixels!!!!! dammit!!!!!!!!! (pic 2) and

C) OF COURSE i was struggling to choose between the white and red backgrounds!!!!! evil me!!!!!!! making difficult creative decisions!!!!!!

i will,,,, try to draw the other peeps as well (mj as tifa and gwen as aerith ,,, mmm yesss esysey yes ssss) but i fear the monkey brain has already died........ i will try tho,,,,,,,,,,

[late2000shistoricalreenactment]

Hi, welcome to niche content.

Song: rapture (cover by: (the character) soldier boy) from the boys tv show

[dragonroilz]

shitpost of my friends’ characters

[john-marshall]

yooooou know burr had peyronies disease crank that soulja boy

[cryingonthem00n]

Low-key why’d that anon actually hurt my feelings 😭😭

[hillerskaroyals]

some days i think i’m not going to have a breakdown and other days i legitimately cry from laughing so hard at a sponge landing facedown on the ground that my roommate comes to check on me bc she’s concerned

[morbid-bvnny]

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[sprrky]

so i know im not the only one who keeps thinking of soulja boy whenever they mention soldier boy lmao

[dokoni-mo]

you’re gonna stomp a little guy like me into the ground?? i’m just a little guy cwis. cwis you would never stomp a little guy like me into the ground until i was a small brown stain cwis 🥺

ANKEL LISt FUCK YOU 😡😡🤬🤬😾😾😾😾

get hit by a fucking bus

[darkslayers-bride]

Those doors on the Queen Zenobia with the ship wheels are honestly so funny to me–, like I know it’s for loading reasons bc RE Revelations was originally for the DS. but like imagine when the Queen Zenobia was still operational before the oozes showed up like imagine–

“And here’s our very own, onboard, world class, promenade hall!.” And proceeds to stand there turning the wheel on the door for like a solid 30 seconds while all the guests just stand there 😭😭

And you have to do that to get to the cafeteria, the casino, THE EMERGENCY COMMS ROOM—

[moraxist]

we are so back

[sailororbiter]

If you Crank That Soulja Boy 30 minutes a day for 30 days, you will start to see a change in your physique. #Fitness

[academiaipromise]

not me watching the boys like a disappointed parent

[blackthisorthat]

"OP WHERE IS-?!?!" i'll probably make a part 2. we have so many dances y'all!