it is so beyond fucking funny to me that azirphale knew exactly what he was doing when he threatened to never speak to crowley again. because the world could end and yeah he'd be a little torn up, but never talking to aziraphale again?? well you should've said something earlier let me alter the fabric of the universe and stop fucking time so i can still listen to my husband talk about old books.
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New least favorite misconception about Cassandra Cain is that she doesn't kill because she would upset Bruce when she literally chose not to kill herself because she's fundamentally a good person, not because anyone, especially not Bruce, taught her it was wrong.
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I may have a type.
Something about a pathetic man with power🫠
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scriddler sharing half of a brain cell
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During summer, Sirius always forgets to use sunscreen, so Remus always have to aply it on him and take care when they're at the beach for Sirius don't get too much time under the sun and get a heat stroke (He always comes back from the sea all wet and shakes his hair like a dog just to annoy Remus + When they sit side by side to eat, Remus puts his hand on top of Sirius head just to check and it's hot as fuck, anyway).
During winter, Remus always underestimate how cold the weather is, so Sirius always have an extra jacket with him, sometimes even abdicating his own so Remus don't get sick (Sirius has to convince him to wear the jacket 'cause Remus is fucking stubborn + Sirius carries propolis spray with him everytime they're together, 'cause Remus starts sneezing and get's sick, anyway).
Inspired by this post 'cause I just can't get enough of them and the weather in Brazil is killing me.
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they're dating I guess🤨🤨🤨
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