#Third lotus prince Nezha x reader

[sleepwrites]

Rules post!

Hi! I’m sleepwrites, @hahasleepgobrrrr ‘s sideblog! This blog is for writing requests!

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Heres my Masterlist!

Here are things I will NOT write

Incest/tcest(ew just ew)

Minor characters x Adult characters (eughhh)

Smut (im a minor damit though I will write spicy makeouts if I’m in the mood)

Poly-ships (I have nothing against polyamorous people, I just can’t write that)

Toxic ships (unhealthy character dynamics)

Yandere (I feel uncomfortable writing that)

Highly specific aus (I write canon and canon only)

OC inserts (I wont be able to get the OC’s personality right, I have nothing against ocs lol)

Highly specific Y/Ns or readers, eg: ‘Can I request Rottmnt boys with an s/o who has blonde hair and is 5’8?’ (X readers have to fit everyone)

Now, things I WILL write

X readers

Ships (mostly canon but I will write fanon ships if I can get a grasp on their dynamic)

Prompts

One-shots

Fluff

Angst

Headcanons

(Maybe) two-shots

General rules

I’ll only be writing 7-8 requests because I dont want to overwhelm myself

Expect small grammer/spelling mistakes as most of the time I write on my phone and I have sausage fingers

Please specify if you want a one shot, headcanons, or other.

If its x reader specify the charcter(s) you want me to write.

Please don’t send any hate to anyones request!

Fandoms I’ll write for…

Rottmnt

LEGO monkie kid

Ninjago

Across the spiderverse

Please know that if the gender of reader is NOT specified I’ll write it as gender neutral

[lotusarchon]

nezha is a child in the show isn't he? why are you shipping yourself with a minor and writing romance with him?that's so creepy,,,, how are you talking about dynamicsimp when you're doing worst 🤮

Found this cute Nezha fanart anyways

I knew I had to deal with one of y'all eventually but I didn't think it'd be this soon. Damn, at least let me hit 100 followers first 😞

Anyways uh. Nezha's first introduction in season 3 came out in like, what, 2022? I'm assuming it is, because I started LMK in March of 2023, before s4 was released and already found the show up till s3 by then. S5 just released this year, of which we've seen a weird increase of Nezha screentime of which I'm not complaining.

Point blank. The Nezha age controversies are getting old and boring. New fans and old fans need to chill out with those issue about the age business.

1) It's confirmed the Lego Monkie Kid version of the deity known as Nezha is an adult.

2) This is a god of an Eastern religion who is still very much worshipped to our modern day. If you did your research, you should be able to take note that Nezha isn't only seen as a child god, but even portrayed as someone older. I'm not a Daoist nor Chinese, so I advise you check this blog ( @/ruibaozha ) for more information on the subject matter.

3) As is the case with modern media and adaptations, different shows will portray religious figures according to what works for their plot. In the movie Nezha 2019 (forgot the title whoops), Nezha is portrayed as a child, as we are seeing a comedic but angsty interpretation of his origins. In the Legend Of Hei, we see him portrayed as a child, assuming for comedic purposes and to bond with the MC Hei.

3.2) If LMK wanted to portray Nezha as a child like his appearances in Journey To The West, and the Fengshen Yanyi (?), you must understand then his design and personality would've been portrayed more childish or at the very least a mixture of mature and childish. We can see this by comparing LMK Nezha and TLOH Nezha = both are stern but where one acts, looks and often shows childish traits, the other acts like an exhausted 25 year old who needs therapy. LMK HAS made children in the past, as we've seen with the Lady Bone Demon's Host and in season 1 a few kids here and there as background characters. If the show wanted Nezha to be a child, I'm certain they would've given him a similar model.

4) If in the instance that, let's say, the god known as Nezha was a child, and LMK Nezha is an adult, you SHOULD separate fiction from religion. Do keep in mind that Sun Wukong is still very much worshipped, however, I have seen fans, in and outside of LMK, who have written heavy NSFW and simped for him. A god is not the same as a fictional character, because by that logic we shouldn't be simping much less writing NSFW of Wukong either, given his story in JTTW where he becomes a Buddha.

5) I do not like proshipping much like any sane person. I also HATE aging up minors in fiction just for something like self shipping or to write nsfw. I have been in fandoms before this one: Jujutsu Kaisen, Tokyo Revengers, and My Hero Academia specifically, and it makes me uncomfortable seeing porn written of actual minors with excuse of them being aged up. I'm not so hypocritical I'd dare to want to do the same, not when I'm uncomfortable with anyone else doing it. If LMK Nezha was a minor, and there were sources to even prove as well within the series he's a child, then obviously, I would NOT be shipping myself with him, much less write romantic/nsfw content with him. I'm an adult, and I don't feel comfortable with minors in general, so why would I want to write romantic content about a FICTIONAL minor??

If you can find any source that proves me wrong, I'd like for you to do so. But until then, you, and everyone else who still wants to entertain Nezha's age; please stop.

I get it. Some of you like to headcanon him as a child so as such, seeing content with him as romantic or nsfw is uncomfortable. I understand, I do; I headcanon Mei as an aroace lesbian so sometimes it's uncomfortable finding any kind of content with her being paired with others. I do understand where you're coming from with your discomfort.

But I feel like, considering season 5 and hopefully if there's a season 6, the whole thing is just dust now. S3 must've been released in 2022, so it's been nearly two years since Nezha's appearance in the show. People headcanon he's a child, and people prefer to like the confirmation he's an adult. We get it, that's what fandoms are, different views etc.

But calling people proshippers or creepy or pedophiles for not adhering to YOUR headcanons is not only fucking stupid, it's just hilarious and way too old, AND just...boring. Especially considering I feel uncomfortable around minors and hate proshipping with a passion. There's genuinely nothing wrong with liking a headcanon, but if someone likes something that isn't problematic and doesn't adhere to your preference, I think you need to breathe a bit.

I was saving this off for last however, you hit the nail on the coffin with this. There is a literal document talking about the disgusting actions of DynamicSimp. If you still choose to like them that's fine, but forgive me for pointing out how hypocritical it is for you to bring up the person who purposely shared porn with minors to someone who avoids minors like they're the rat plague of the Middle Ages. 🤔

"you talk about DynamicSimp but you're doing worst"

Do you mean writing porn for a character who is confirmed to be an adult? Do you mean ensuring that my 18+ blog isn't found by minors and if it is I'll block them? Do you mean supporting someone who's harassed others about Nezha's age?? Do you mean being an absolute creep around children?? Do you mean breaking the boundaries where people have clearly expressed discomfort? Do you mean romanticizing abuse amongst other things for an au clearly being consumed by minors with no regards or wellbeings?

I wonder who's the worst. Me, the adult who only recently turned 18 and has limited his interaction with minors outside of family members, or the however old they are person who has a literal document and their victims speaking up about their actions, and who to my current knowledge has not spoken up about this and is still posting and carrying on without a care in the world?

Well zoinks Scoob, guess we're not making outta this one alive 😟

Edit: .....*disappointed sighs* I think some people really oughta chill out in my comments. Anon, I blame this on you 😭 why did you bring this here holy fucking shit dawg.

Alright. Alright uh.

Okay, so while I do appreciate being told the reasons as to WHY Nezha was "aged up", because a writer wanted to justify shipping Wukong and Nezha...I feel like the entire, "ah, but this says, and that says here-" about Nezha's age is just ridiculous at this point.

Yes, I understand, this is justifiably weird.

However.

Has anyone else refuted Nezha's age?? And I mean the canon show writers? Has anyone working on Lego Monkie Kid made a statement saying: "This person is disgusting, LMK Nezha is a child." Because, respectfully, unless canon sources provide information on it, I'm not going off based on the fandom opinions.

I'm not happy I have to edit this post to add this, much less try to explain anything, but, oh well.

1) "Ali, you're just trying to justify yourself and keep writing for a child." Listen. I've been groomed and dealt with fucking weirdos my entire life. Trust me when I say whenever I hear about proshipping it SICKENS me to the core. I HATE proshipping. I don't care what the excuse is, proshipping is disgusting.

I'm not mentioning the interesting fellows in my comments because it's pointless and honestly to make drama over this is stupid. But I was given some context to understand where they're coming from, and I do in fact appreciate it. Justifiably I don't blame them for their annoyance/disgust towards the writer Sarah (?).

What I will say though; typically in a situation like this, I'm certain someone in the team would've made a statement about this to explain that the writer is wrong. I'd assume at least one writer, someone OFFICIALLY on the team would've denied this proclamation of Nezha being an adult. I have not seen ANYTHING that says the show denies Nezha being an adult.

2) My friend, who was also in the comments (hi), is a native Chinese and a Buddhist for six years. I also have another friend who I'm not mentioning but ALSO is Chinese and WORSHIPS Nezha. They have more knowledge than someone like me does have on this matter, and I find it really odd how people immediately cite wiki and website sources to say, "Nezha is an eternal child!", and, "No where else says Nezha is an adult."

As I've said. If there are sources including the staff from Lego Monkie Kid that claims Nezha is a child, then I am more than willing to delete any content I've made with him. Full honesty, I have no intention of keeping any content with canon, confirmed minors on my blog.

But not only have I found anything that says the official story writers deny Nezha's an adult, but my friends, who are again, both Daoist and native Chinese, are aware that he ISN'T an eternal child.

If you are Daoist and/or worship Nezha, then by all means you can tell me that what I'm doing is wrong and correct me about Nezha's age. I'm willing to listen. If you also find information where the writers claim Saraha is wrong for her statement, provide it. I'm a person that likes reasoning, and I'm willing to see reason.

3) "Ali, you're not gonna see reason you're just trying to defend yourself again-"

Okay, backstory time: last year when I joined LMK, when I myself was a minor, I thought it was okay to write nsfw content for the character who was Lady Bone Demon's Host. My friends at the time did not tell me what I was doing was bad, so of course I kept it up, until someone pointed out that Bai He (fan name) is actually a minor in the show and was also confirmed by the show's producers. I felt so disgusted about it I deleted all my posts made on my old AO3 about her (which is faeriicrafts and still up surprisingly) and offered a sincere apology to the fandom about writing nsfw content for her. I changed and learned, and now I feel grossly uncomfortable seeing anyone writing nsfw for her despite the canon confirmations.

Justifiably, if more information about Nezha is released within Lego Monkie Kid, of which it's confirmed he's a child, I am more than eager to delete everything I've written about him, and even apologize again for writing nsfw with a minor.

To be honest, I just feel uncomfortable with the comments who are denying actual Daoists for the sake of; "I've done my research, no other sources has said Nezha is an adult, you're lying about worshipping him!!"

It's uncomfortable and really off-putting how you can tell someone that about their religion. Yes, this is for you specifically, that one commenter who jumped in and on my friend. Even if she has long since stopped worshipping Nezha, she very much did once. And I've gone to actual Daoists to ask more information about Nezha and the religion in general, who has in fact confirmed Nezha isn't just a child. I get that this is the internet, people can lie about anything. But it's still uncomfortable, solely because had anyone else claimed they're Daoist or ex Daoist and agreed with your opinion, you wouldn't have said that.

I'll reopen my comments within a few minutes, but don't be a disrespectful cunt. And can you maybe not deny someone about their religion? Even if you don't believe them, that's genuinely not an excuse. Because I know damn well, had she agreed with your statement, you wouldn't have pulled that.

Gods. I can't say I'm not surprised, but I'm just impressed about the lengths people will go for something.

Anyways, I've said my piece. If official show writers (because my Daoist friends have already told me what I needed to know) claim Nezha is a child, I'll delete my stuff with him. If not, then I'm not stopping posting Nezha content.

Toodles.

[gxthicupid]

Hello! I saw your rules, i hope i did it right, Can I have a request for LMK nezha x Fem! reader (oneshot)?

where reader was a sweetheart, they listen his problems, asking his well being and comfort him too, They also sweet when they talk about him, that makes him falling in love with reader.

You can add if you want! thank you! ^^🌸

୨⎯ 𝑴𝒀 𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝒀 𝑭𝑳𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹 [𝑵𝑬𝒁𝑯𝑨 𝒙 !𝑭𝑬𝑴! 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓]

ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇxᴛ: ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜰ ɴᴇᴢʜᴀ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛꜱ ʜɪᴍ? ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ꜱᴏʀʀʏ, ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴅɪᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴᴇꜱʜᴏᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ <3

➨ You watched the Earth and its beautiful nature from a cloud near Heaven as you observed the flock of birds passing through vast cities or mountain ranges or the calm winds swaying the forests of jungles far away from human civilisation.

➨ Gazing down upon the mortal realm, you smiled at how lovely the days seemed but decided to visit Nezha at his temple. Both you and Nezha planned together that you'll be stargazing tonight after completing his duties.

➨ But once you arrived, your eyes widened in shock after seeing a damaged temple before you. You swiftly searched where Nezha could be under the rubble and even tried desperately calling out his name.

➨ After minutes, possibly hours of searching to find Nezha, you had no luck. A feeling of dread overwhelms you as you feel your heart tighten painfully, and you can't help falling down on your knees and crying. 

➨ “Y/N. . .” You heard a soft-spoken Nezha from behind, and you saw him as you turned your head. Clothes ripped off and severally covered in wounds and bruises. He seemed very weak, as standing looked difficult for him, and as you approached him, he fell into your arms.

➨ You decided to take him to your temple, which thankfully was not too far away from Nezha's temple. As you helped him walk, the both of you eventually arrived and told him to lay down on your bed while you looked for the First Aid.

➨ Once you found it, you disinfected the wounds, cleaned the blood from his skin, and carefully closed the wounds with bandages. As much as you wanted to ask Nezha what happened, but his face showed he needed some time before talking.

➨ After finally finishing aiding his injuries, Nezha quietly muttered. "I failed," You turned your attention to him as you raised a brow to hear him repeat himself. "I failed my duties." He sounded burnt out, judging from his tone of voice. You've known Nezha for a long time, and from what you learned, he tends to work himself too much without taking a break.

➨ "Well, I'm certain that's not true-" You tried to reassure him, but Nezha immediately cut you off. "It is!" He snapped at you, and you were frightened by the sudden tone shift. "The Map of the Samadhi Fire fell into the hands of Sun Wukong, and then the Lady Bone Demon took that power and nearly destroyed the world!" Flames of anger flashed in his eyes for a moment while you were ever more concerned than before.

➨ He realised what he had done, so he calmed down and breathed slowly yet heavily. "Apologies for my love. You aren't aware of what has been happening as of late." You noticed how his body looked tense and you knew this little outburst will put some pressure on the wounds. "Here." You softly spoke as you positioned yourself on the bed and massaged his shoulders whilst avoiding his wounds.

➨ "When you're ready, you can talk about what happened." You tell him with a comforting tone, and he feels more at ease once you relax his muscles. "Thank you, Y/N." He explains that the Lady Bone Demon returned, and Wukong foolishly stole the map and gathered all the Rings of Samadhi, which not only led a mortal child to be engulfed by its flame but to be used in her evil schemes.

➨ You continued to calm him down and prevented his blood from boiling and disrupting the healing process, but you were so worried about Nezha fighting a possessed Monkey King and the possible end to the Earth. "Oh, my poor darling." You expressed your distress for your lover before coming close to his face and giving him a kiss on the lips.

➨ Then, that's when you notice the dark circles under his eyes, his dried lips, and his overall exhausted state up close. "Nezha. . .You look tired. When was the last time you slept, drank, anything in that matter." You cupped his face with both of his hands.

➨ "Not since I traced down Wukong in order to get the Rings of Samadhi." He responded with a tired voice. "Wasn't that a month ago?" You replied back, but he didn't answer back while looking guilty.

➨ You didn't notice, but night had already fallen over Heaven, and you saw all the glorious stars and galaxies that could be seen from your windows. "I'm sorry, Y/N." He held your face gently, sounding sincere and guilty to make you so worried. "There's no need to apologise, Nezha," Your voice sounded compassionate.

➨ "You had such a rough time since we last saw each other. Please don't beat yourself up anymore." Nezha was moved by your words and hugged you while you heard the muffled crying sounds. You caressed his back comfortingly as he held onto you and whispered sweet things into his ear.

➨ Once Nezha finished letting out his emotions, you gestured to him to rest his head on your lap, and you massaged his head and caressed his long, dark hair. "The stars sure do look beautiful tonight." You told him, and that's when he remembered his promise to you. "I completely forgot our promise." He recalled, but you responded consolingly, "It's alright."

➨ "But I promise-" You interrupted him. "It doesn't matter. All that matters now is you." He smiled at how kind-hearted you were towards him and observed the skies in your room. "This may not be the best spot, but having you with me makes the experience even better." Nezha softly said to you.  

[broke-art]

"You are the most uptight, self righteous guard I have ever met!" You yelled as he stared you down with a determined frown and his arms folded across his chest.

"Princess, with all due respect, your parents entrusted your safety to me. So, I will be as 'uptight' as I need to be." The lotus prince shot back. "It is only for a month while you're parents answer the Jade Emperor's request." He assured.

You glared at him and he glared right back.

"Fine." You huffed finally. "Then I'm going to stay in my room. I don't want to see you for the rest of the evening."

"That's perfectly fine with me, princess." Your guard retorted somewhat coldly.

You marched to your room with him in tow. He stayed a few steps behind but close enough to catch you if you tried to bolt. He had caught on quickly.

Even with all the power you had been born with, you stood no chance against him. Nezha had been raised to be one of heaven's fiercest warriors and while you had been taught to maintain your abilities, to avoid thunderstorms when you broke your temper, you were still a princess and expected to act as such.

Still, you had certainly pressed your luck with the famous lotus prince and you didn't intend to stop any time soon. Something about his irritation was fascinating to you. The way he was so passionate about his duty, it made your heart skip a few beats admittedly. And something about him never being more than a few steps away, it was enthralling and irritating all at once.

You slammed your door in his face before leaning on it. Through the heavy wood you could hear him exhale a breath of relief.

"Unprincipled little..."

His words bit into your heart unexpectedly. Did he really think you were unprincipled? You HAD principles! Just because they didn't fit into your parents' narrative.

"Oh that's it." You whispered. "You want unprincipled? I'll show you unprincipled." You stepped away from the door and changed Into a black hoodie and some dark jeans. Pulling out your phone you texted your best friend.

"Mei? You up?"

The response was almost immediate.

"What's up?"

You smiled and texted quickly.

"The lake in 5, we are breaking curfew tonight!"

A few seconds past before her answer blinked to life onto your phone screen.

"On it girl!" She pasted a winky face right next to the message and you felt adrenaline spill into your veins. Now was the exciting bit. Sneaking past the palace guards and getting to the fountain so you could summon a portal to the mortal realm.

You stuffed the phone into your back pocket, stuffed pillows under the sheets, and slipped out the window onto the balcony.

You climbed down onto another balcony into a guest bedroom then slipped into the dark corridor. Dodging the guard patrols you had memorized since you were little, you escaped to the gardens easily.

You navigated through the immense gardens to the center only to freeze as a smirking Nezha leaned against a bush wall next to the fountain.

"Going somewhere, princess?"

Somewhere inside you butterflies exploded and your cheeks heated.

"You're not stopping me." You stated firmly.

"Unfortunately princess, I am." Nezha stood fully.

Panickedly you glanced around. That's when an idea clicked. This wasn't the only place one could conjure a portal.

With a smug smile you turned and sprinted back into the maze of gardens your family had cultivated.

"Catch me if you can, lotus!"

Nezha's eyes widened.

"Princess! Oh no you don't!" He shouted taking off after you.

With a wave of your hand you summoned black thunder clouds to block out the moon over the gardens. This plummeted the world around you into pitch darkness. This strategy prevented him from simply flying overhead to follow you.

In a flash glowing lotus petals filled the air above the maze and sank into different parts.

"You won't get far, princess." Nezha shouted from somewhere behind you. "Those petals are an alarm system, if you touch even one I'll know exactly where to find you." Despite the seriousness of the news you could hear a playful tone in his voice.

You couldn't help a small giggle that bubbled up in your throat.

"Oh you're on." You muttered and raced further into the maze.

It was difficult to navigate in the dark

With the exception of the glowing petals that floated midair in different places in the maze. You nearly ran right into several but hadn't thus far.

You turned a corner only to freeze when you made direct eye contact with Nezha who stood across the way. His features illuminated by the pink lights of his petals.

He gave a start upon seeing you, but grinned triumphantly.

"There you are!"

You turned and bolted back into the maze. Still you could hear him not far behind as you ran into a clearing. Unfortunately you tripped over a wayward branch at your feet and nearly plummeted right into the river.

But just before you breached the water's surface you felt Nezha's arms snake around your middle and tug you back. He must have been slightly panicked because he over compensated pulling you flush against his chest.

You both froze in that instant and the clouds you had set in place above you both parted. The moon above showered you in it's beautiful glow.

Perhaps it was a trick of the light or simply because he had caught you, but something about the situation highlighted Nezha's best features and you felt you heart race wildly inside your chest.

A bright pink had dusted Nezha's cheeks and he stared at you dumbfoundedly before quickly releasing your form.

"Princess, I apologize- I hadn't meant to-"

You only smiled at him as he tried to excuse the previous gesture.

"Have a crush do we?" You taunted lightly.

Nezha stared at you a moment then straightened folding his arms.

"And what if I do?"

Your jaw fell with his declaration.

"Seriously?!" You huffed. "All this time I've liked you and you haven't even had the decency to show any attraction towards me?!"

Nezha chuckled lightly.

"Duty first, princess."

You scoffed and pressed a kiss against his cheek.

"Sure thing, lotus."

*I know this isn't perfect but I got as close as I could with the inspiration I had. I know we all love Nezha for the serious boi he is. But I wanted to show his playful side. *

[yanderelmk]

Hi! You can called me uh flower anon! 🌼

I wanna request um a character yandere headcannon can you do yandere Nezha and yandere sun wukong fighting over the same darling? (Reader)

If you can't you can just do Nezha yandere headcannon :)

Bye have a nice day :)

-🌼

Wukong, soaking wet, threw open the door to his shame temple. He shook off the sea water, grabbing a towel and drying himself off, his fur fluffing up after he did so. Once he was done, he called out to the deity he knew was listening, "NEZHA! We need to talk, I know you're there!" In a flash of pink flames the Third Lotus Prince did appear, his face set in his ever-present serious frown. "What is it, Wukong? Don't you know I have better things to do than-" He was cut off by Wukong jabbing a finger in his face. "I put up with tripping me and making me nearly fall into traffic, I put up with you telling Y/N embarrassing stories about me- and just by the by no it is not weird I sleep with sparkly fleece pajama bottoms on- but I draw the line at throwing me in the middle of the sea when I'm trying to sleep!" The lotus prince huffed and moved aside the finger with his spear. "If you are going to tell lies about me, Wukong, at least make them believable ones. I have better things to do than be insulted." He turned to go, but froze at Wukong's next words. "So says the jealous brat." Slowly, Nezha turned to look back at Wukong, a dark glare on his face. "What did you just call me, ape?"

Wukong, knowing he had gotten under his skin, let a smile cross over his face. The smile stretched enough to show his fangs, his eyelids lifting. "Jealous. Brat. You're just mad because Y/N likes me better. Oh-" he chucked at seeing Nezha's expression darken further. "Did you think you were being subtle? Everyone knows you're obsessed, but you're too blind to see Y/N clearly has picked me over you. Have you ever wondered why Y/N always calls me to hang out? Why they always hold my hand? Why they-" Before he could speak further, Wukong felt Nezha's fist connect with his face, sending him stumbling a few steps back. Feeling the blood from his split lip, the Monkey King began laughing as he looked back up at the seething heavenly prince. "There you go, Nezha! There's that anger!" The Monkey King summoned forth his staff.

"Wukong..." Nezha could feel pink flames appear on his fists. He was trying to keep himself calm, but the idea of Y/N picking this hoodlum simian over him had snapped something. Almost without thinking he lunged forward, spear at the ready. Wukong easily brought his staff up to block the attack, aiming a kick at Nezha's midsection, forcing him backwards as he doubled over. Moving swiftly, Wukong moved behind Nezha to attempt a suplex, but the Lotus Prince jabbed him in the gut with a rather sharp elbow, turning to slam his flaming fist into Wukong's face... ...but stopped an inch away at the sound of a ringtone and automated voice saying: "Call from Y/N" The two stopped in their fighting as they held eye contact. Nezha moved to answer the call, and after a minute or so of listening said to Wukong, "That was Y/N. They wish to speak with both of us, and they said it was serious." Worry for their darling made Wukong frown. "Are they hurt?" "They would not say. This does not end things between us, you know. If you speak one more word against me, especially if it is to Y/N, I will personally drag you down to the final layer of Hell." Wukong raised an eyebrow, his cocky smile coming back as he took a few steps back, rubbing where Nezha had elbowed him. "Likewise, especially if you drop me in the ocean again." An unstoppable force and immovable object competing for the affection of one they hold dear. Whatever the resolution was, it would be far from peaceful. Hopefully Y/N would make their decision before this conflict tore them both apart.

[mehiwilldoitlater]

*throws a mooncake into your inbox* part 2 of the erlang x reader fic plsssss. Let our boy pine and long from the distance. Yuan Fen just KNOWS he caught feeling and is giving him the stink eyes. Maybe reader is unaware? up to you. LOVE YOUR WRITING AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAYYY

((mooncake?....mooncake...this gave me setting...thank you!))

The mid-autumn festival, or the festival of the moon. You heard it back in your world, but you never thought that one day you would actually participate. After all, you showed some curiosity when you heard from the other monkeys that in the nearest city the humans were preparing everything for the festival, and it was natural for you to ask to be able to attend it.

What you and your companions didn't know was that you weren't the only not-so-human beings that were ready to take a free night for the Moon festival.

"And WHAT are you two doing here?!"

Yuán Fèn almost snarled at the two deities that looked so normal under their own spell and some normal robes. In front of you, Erlang Shen, THAT Erlang, and the third Lotus prince, Nezha, were just in that moment entering the city walls.

Even if under a glamour spell that made him look like a human, Yuán Fèn still held that small trait that didn't allora his tail to disappear, and it was currently moving like a snake around his torso.

"We have all the rights in the world to attend this celebration!" Said the younger one, snarling like your friend and showing some clean in his eyes.

"Of every city, this one?!"

"Yes! Something to say about it?!"

And while the two were arguing, you couldn't look straight in the eyes of the older deity. You remembered quite well what happened to that mountain in that illusion, and... well, it made you feel quite awkward since that was the last time you saw him. You played with the hem of your sleeve, looking from time to time at the man, maybe searching for a good way to green him.

"You look stunning, y/n."

Instead, Erlang couldn't take his eyes off you. Your hangu was of a sweet shade of blues and lilac; flowers aforned your hair and the silks, making you the most beautiful thing that his eyes ever laid on. But you could have been beautiful in everything to him.

Chang'e needed to be careful, because now she had a rival that night.

"oh!" You scratched your head from embarrassment, a little more nervous than before. "The dress?... it's just an old thing that a friend had borrowed me."

"The third sister?" He said it with a genuine but funny tone.

"Yeah! She said that I need to start tò Look like a lady from now on!"

"She has good taste."

He kept his tongue by making remarks about her being a Yaoguai. After all, you befriended many of them. On your behalf, you laughed a little, feeling the nervousness finally calm down. Then, you remembered that Yuán Fèn and that Sassu child were nearing a handfight, and you had an idea.

"Since we're all together, why don't we go as a group? Tò know each other better!" The looks of disbelief on their faces were priceless. "I mean, we should start to act as allies now that the time has changed. And it would be fun!"

Yuán Fèn wanted to say something. I saw your hopeful face. You really, really wanted to attend the festival without troubles, and if going with Erlang and Nezha was an option for that, then it was worth it!

"All right, if they're not against it."  Which he hopes they were.

Well, they weren't; they both agreed on the spot, and so here you all were, walking in the street, full of people, ready to start the celebrations with two deities, really important ones too, and the One that had hereditated all of Sun Wukong powers—a normal group.

What really caught your attention was the decoration around yourself: everywhere someone had hanged a lantern, on their house, on the streets, between the house and palaces. Children were running around, holding small lanterns made of carved melons, where the adults had cut shapes in the zest, then putted a candle inside. 

Music could be Heard from the taverns, in the streets, around some temples, and everyone seems busy to have a good time. Your eyes couldn't concentrate on one spot, so immediately they were caught by something else, and you were so distracted that even Yuán Fèn needed to pull you a little. And of it wasn't him; a certain child was now fully invested in the area sourranding him.

"There there! I bet they sell flying lanterns! Bián huá, led me some money so we can take a few for later!"

"Why should I? Firstly, my name is Y/n, and secondly, you have to ask for them!"

"Hey! Have you forgotten who I am? I can turn you to-"

"To nothing. Because if a certain emperor find out you both sneak here, you're in big trouble!"

It was funny seeing Nezha act like a brat with someone that didn't care about his status, and of course it needed to be you.

While he kept complaining or tugging at your sleeves to get your attention on something, a small crowd got your attention. The music and the dances were blasting; a small group of musicians was playing an old song about Houyi and Chang'e, girls were launching handkerchiefs around, and boys were trying to catch them as fast as they could.

"Hey! Over there! What are they doing? What kind of dance is that?"

"That? It's a matchmaking dance." Said nonchalantly Yuán Fèn. "Of the boy can give back the handkerchief to the girl who has tossed, they may get married in the future."

"Oooh, it's cute!" You got closer to the crowd and, without even noticing, a few old ladies, maybe caught in a joyful spirit, had already caught you and dragged you inside.

"Little help here?!" You tried to call for your friend, but he was stopped by the young one.

"Just throw the thingy! Who's going to pick it up anyway?!" He laughed about it, while you just stuck your tongue out at him.

Once you did what they told you, you were free and without your handkerchief.

"Wow, those ladies are crazy about it!"

"They just like seeing young ladies march with young men, even strange things like you!"

"Careful, or I'll ruin your makeup, boy..." The both of you were now making faces at each other, to the dismay of Erlang and the joy of Yuán Fèn.

"so! What now?"

"We should go and pay and offer to the moon goddess; it's her festival after all."

"Allright! Let's move!"

While you, Yuán Fèn, and Nezha started moving, you hadn't noticed a Swift of Wind between the crowd. When you turned around, Erlang was adjusting his robe and hair.

"Aren't you coming?"

"Ah yes. Sorry, I was just...thinking."

He deliberately avoided the monkey glare; the only one who knew that had noticed maybe.

///

After you all had offered the incense, prayed for some good fortune, and paid respect to the goddess, you all decided that it was the right moment to stop and enjoy some dinner.

"Why don't we stop here? It seems nice!"

"I wouldn't mind some crabs."

"I'm starving!"

If it wasn't just for the small details that the place was crowded like nowhere, it would have taken hours to eat something! And you still wanted to participate in other events! Especially when the lanterna would have been left free in the sky to fly! You bought a few without Nezha knowing—a small surprise for him. Your mouth started tò watering while you saw all of those plates full of food and delicacy moving between table to table, and you were really beginning to think that losing at least the lion dance could not be such a terrible idea.

Until you noticed the monkey and the boy eyes fixed on the door that seemed to lead to the kitchen. There, your thoughts start tò running.

"You really shouldn't do that!"

"They won't notice!" Said Nezha, ready already to sneak in.

"We'll leave a few dollars, so it won't be a real robbery. What do you think?" Yuán Fèn winked at you. Just before taking the form of One of the waiters was alongside Nezha, making his way towards the kitchen. You blushed a little, still a little uncostimed by his new-found cockiness that accompanying tò Bajie was provoked by his mind now clear about his love towards you.

"Yuán fèn or Sun Wukong, they won't change. Troublemakers Deep in Their Heart." Erlang sighed, observing the scene.

"I like him this way... He may be a troublemaker, but he got a big heart."

The deity couldn't shake that pounty feeling in his heart when he saw with what gaze you were looking at the monkey. Deep, really Deep, he wished that you could have spared those dreamy eyes for himself. Such a selfish desire, but he was selfish inside...

"I never got the chance to thank you properly for what you've done for me back there." You started again to play with your sleeve, looking at your feet with some shyness that, in his eyes, made you more precious than ever.

"You don't have to. It was my duty to do so."

"I know, but...thank you...for everything."

And there it was again—that damn smile. That smiled so full of kindness and life that virtually you could possess, one smile that could break everyone's heart, especially Erlang's. He looked at you fondly and started to search for something in his robe.

"Y/n, please, I would."

The screaming of the owner echoed in the crowd. Laughs and screams started, and two troublemakers were running out from the restaurant, holding some food and wine.

"THEY'RE NOT THAT GENEROUS!"

///

You were able to get away from the owner fast enough, and, with your spoiler, you were able to find a nice spot. Next to the river, the boat, all of them decorated with more lanterns, seemed like a celestial vessel with reflections on the water. The light played on the surface, the colors shone like the aurora, and the moon, now high in the sky, set herself to be admired by mortals, Yaoguais, and celestials on that peaceful night.

Everything was just nice, with some food, wine, and good friends. 

After a while, you and Nezha standard up and get closer to the river bank to spot more interesting lanterns, leaving Yuán Fèn and Erlang alone and together.

The night was peaceful, but between the two of them, the tension seemed palpable, and the brother of them wanted to open their mouth to speak up. Erlang proved no animosity towards the monkey; he had made sure of that, but it wasn't like he liked him anyway. But he was sure that that night, the monkey really didn't enjoy his presence at all.

"If you have something to say, then talk. Don't ruin the night with this."

"Then give me the handkerchief."

Erlang stopped tò eating his crabs. His expression seemed calm, for now.

"I can smell it from here. Hand it over."

"Are you afraid of some silly mortal tradition?"

"I'm afraid that another stunt from you will cause some damage that I REALLY don't want to fix."

Erlang was sure that Heard a well-hidden snarl from the monkey. He enarched his eyebrow, looking at him with an inch of doubt.

"I'm Sorry?"

"I could smell it... your scent that day... She was soaked in it."

"I tended to her for weeks. Is normal?"

"She told me you kissed her."

He didn't retract this time, preferring to avoid the angry eyes of the companion, while his first became White.

"...she told you?"

"She wanted to come clear to me, and so I am to you. Do not do anything that you would regret."

He chuckled, ignoring the desire of the monkey to just grab him and destroy him.

"It's a treat?"

"It is, if you'll go over the line. I want to protect her from what can hurt her, especially deities that can't keep their eyes on the ground? She already told me she loved me; she doesn't need confusion now."

Erlang couldn't hold a smile. He always loved some good challenges, but you weren't one. Or, at least, you were already being won.

Yuán Fèn stood up, readjusting his scarf and his neck.

"I won't tell you to stop your feelings; I can't do that. I just ask you to be concederate for your own well-being."

He reached his hand towards him, mimicking the gesture of handing over that small piece of silk. That monkey... he could be so cruel, even against a small and harmless tradition.

He gave it to the monkey, observing that stupid and small thing disappear in the monkey pocket. Before leaving to reach you and Nezha, the monkey stopped in his tracks. His eyes shining with a dark light, his teeth showing...

"I won't hesitate to destroy you to keep you with me...got it?"

The first thing that Erlang thought was that the Destined One and Sun Wukong looked so alike and so possessive.

When he keft, Erlang eyes kept in following him..and then you.

He now understands how It felt Houyi, something the man desired, yet he never reached.

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Darling Storage

Warning, the following content is for an 18+ audience. If you are under the age of 18 do not read the content below. Warning, the following content has disturbing/triggering themes such as; Yandere Themes, Abusive Relationships, Implied Past Sexual Assult, Sexual Harassment, Manipulation, Assult, Choking, Burning, Fire, Isolation, Hurt no Comfort, Developing Stockholm Syndrome, and others. I do not support or encourage these themes or actions, they are merely written fictional events for entertainment. The character(s) depicted within this post are over the age of 20.

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Fandom: Lego Monkie Kid

Characters: Adult!Nezha, GN!Reader

Pairings: Nezha x Reader

Themes: Yandere Themes, Yandere Relationships, Manipulation, Hurt no Comfort

Summary: It's been 7 to 8 months since living with Nezha, and you've gotten used to a few things about them. Their anger is not one of them, and you certainly didn't think they would use their fire as a form of punishment. (Part 2 of Darling Harvest)

Word Count: 1967

Taglist: @thisladyisgaygay

A/N: Merry Christmas everyone- What? What do you mean this is a Halloween Post? Jokes aside, thank you for waiting this long for this second part.

On the 21st of March, you were a Darling in an event known as The Purge. A 24-hour event in which it was legal for people to sign up and legally kidnap their victims. It allowed the kidnapper - known as Yanderes - to have legal ownership over their victims - known as Darlings - as if they were pets.

And the person who kidnapped you was a God, The Third Lotus Prince Nezha. 

After becoming their property, you discovered that you were not the only darling held within Heaven, though apparently, you were the only Darling that Nezha had ever captured.

All immortal beings are apparently 5-star ranking Yanderes. Which creeped you out whenever Nezha was to convince you to leave his palace and you passed the other gods or goddesses.

They weren’t snickering because you were human, they were snickering because you were just another darling. Just another mere mortal who was no match for a God.

You have been Nezha’s Darling for the past 7 to 8 months, and you have gotten pretty used to the day-to-day life with them.

First off, you had learnt that Nezha doesn’t go by he/him pronouns, they/them actually. Though they still used masculine titles, it was more because Heaven didn’t seem to have gender-neutral titles period.

You had gotten used to Nezha not allowing their servants to wash you, only they could do that. You had gotten used to Nezha dressing you every morning, though their servants were allowed to dress you if they didn’t know how something was supposed to be put on. You also had even gotten used to Nezha feeding you themselves. 

What you weren’t yet used to was the affection.

In the privacy of their Palace, Nezha would kiss you so gently and hold you so gently. Their lips would linger on your neck, pulling you closer to their body.

“You’re mine.” They would whisper into your ear. “Mine and no one else’s.”

Their kisses would always make you feel sick.

You couldn’t fight against them though, Nezha was too strong. Nezha may not have held you down or used their full strength on you, but you weren’t going to be able to escape their clutches if they did.

There was a downside to all the affection though, it was that you had gotten used to it happening.

When Nezha wouldn’t kiss you, hold you close, or cuddle you, it was either because you two were at a social gathering with the other gods or they were angry at you.

There was always an aura around Nezha when they were angry at you, and it was the scariest thing to you.

You two had just gotten back from another meeting with the Emperor, and Nezha wasn’t being affectionate at all. They refused to hold you close, they refused to speak, they refused to even look at you.

It felt isolating and humiliating. The only person whom you’ve been allowed to have communication and contact with fully retracting all love and affection was heartbreaking.

You wouldn’t say you loved them, but you did have to act as if you did love them and sometimes that acting felt real. 

What was most awkward about Nezha being angry at you was the “rooms” they had you locked in did not have any walls. It was a very large room, almost the size of a ballroom. The bed was in the centre, the kitchen was in one corner, the bathroom was in the other, and the living room was in another. Everything was open just so Nezha could have eyes on you all the time.

With Nezha seating themselves away from you and not looking at you but still wanting to be in the same room as you sent fear throughout your body. You considered yourself lucky that they had yet to be aggressive with you. At most, Nezha was sexually aggressive with you but they have never yelled or stuck you yet.

You sat still up in the king-size bed Nezha had made for you, watching them from where they were sitting on the couch.

Had you done something wrong? Had you done something to displease them?

You had to be careful.

You tried to build up the courage to speak, your voice coming out weakly. “Nezh-?”

“What is it?” Nezha asked, not even letting you finish speaking.

“I-” You gulped, feeling the fear rush through you.

You just wanted to be safe, you wanted to feel safe. 

You could never feel safe around a yandere, you don’t know how anyone could.

“Spit it out already.” Nezha’s voice was a little more demanding this time, which made you start shaking in fear.

“I-I just wanted to know if you were okay.” You said weakly. “You seem angry.”

“I’m fine.” Nezha spat out, though you noticed their hands were clenched together together. One of their thumbs to pressing down into the back of the other hand. 

You carefully got up and made your way over to them, being careful with your steps. Nezha noticed, though kept themselves from looking at you. You carefully sat beside them on the other end of the couch, fiddling with your own hands.

You cannot believe you were to ‘fix’ your ‘relationship’ with your kidnapper.

“Could you tell me what’s on your mind then?” You asked carefully.

Nezha’s knee start bouncing up and down as if they were scared to answer you. After a few minutes just sitting there, you started to wonder if this was a good idea.

“You…” Nezha started then stopped, clearing their throat before continuing. “You implied you weren’t a virgin.”

You took a breath in. 

So, Nezha was one of those possessive types.

… Okay now saying that out loud- No shit Sherlock, they were a yandere!

If you played your cards right, you could get them back into a good mood.

…But it might mean you’d have to have sex with Nezha…

You thought over your plan for a moment before responding to Nezha.

“...That’s right, I’m not a virgin.”

You saw Nezha’s hands and jaw clench, making you nervous. 

You then softly spoke. “If I had known I would meet you though, I wouldn’t have slept with them.”

Nezha froze from your words, their head slowly turning to face yours. Nezha’s baby pink eyes looked deeply into your own, searching for any sign of your lying.

“...You mean that?” They asked.

You carefully nodded your head, putting on your innocent act that you had to do a few times already around him. You bit your lower lip, looked off to the side, forced a blush and pushed your hand through one side of your hair.

“I mean, who wouldn’t?” You said with an innocent-sounding tone. “You are everything I’ve ever needed. Protection, support, shelter, food, love. Your looks and strength are a plus.”

There was silence, making you think that Nezha bought your act. It might mean Nezha would now start expecting sex from you, but as long as you don’t get punished-

“I don’t believe you.”

Your blood ran cold and your body froze.

“W-what?”

“I said,” Nezha gave you a sharp glare. “I don’t believe you.”

You felt cold sweat build up around your body as Nezha stood up and leaned over you. Nezha put a hand on the crook of your neck. You felt it grow hot, as in burning hot.

You fearfully looked up at Nezha. “A-And why don’t you believe me, Nezha?”

“Because of how uncomfortable you get whenever I even try to do anything even remotely sexually with you.” Nezha glared down at you, their voice becoming like a loud bomb in your ears.

You heard your ears ringing and your eyes sting. “I-I just wasn’t ready to do it with you-”

“Because you don’t love me?” Nezha asked, their voice becoming more frustrated.

“No!” You rushed out, panicked. “No no, because I thought-”

“You thought what? I wasn’t ready?”

“That we weren’t-”

“I was practically begging you, Y/N.” Nezha said in a threatening tone, almost growing at you.

“That doesn’t mean we were-”

Suddenly, Nezha’s hand was on your neck and you felt piping hot pain, making you scream.

You tried pulling away, but Nezha’s grip was too tight and strong.

Tears fell from your eyes as you tried to pull away, trying to gasp for air.

Nezha wouldn’t kill you, right?

Right?

Nezha leaned down to your face and said in a low threatening voice. “Lie to me again, and I will burn you as you sleep. Do you understand me?”

You quickly nodded your head, which made Nezha stop.

Nezha pulled their hand away from your neck, your hands quickly going to where they held you down. You were shocked by the feeling under your fingertips that the wound was healing. You weakly looked up at Nezha, who was glaring down at you before turning away.

You watched Nezha leave the room and you heard the door lock.

The first time since you were brought here that you left alone to yourself.

Right after Nezha had almost burnt your neck off.

More tears fell from your eyes and you brought your knees to your eyes. You wrapped your arms around your legs, trying to take in deep breaths.

Why did you have to get Nezha’s attention? What did you even do to get their attention in the first place?

Your mind was racing, trying to think of something about yourself that Nezha liked about you.

You pulled your knees up from the couch and made your way over the bed. You got under the covers and held onto one of the pillows and sobbed into it. Holding the pillow tightly.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You woke up to the smell of bacon. You lift up your head and look around the room, only to see them where the kitchen is. You laid back down in the bed though your eyes glued to them, watching Nezha.

Almost as if Nezha had eyes at the back of their head, they turned around to you and smiled. “Y/N, why don’t you come down and have some breakfast?”

You carefully got out of bed and made your way to the kitchen. Nezha looked at you and gave you a disappointed look.

“You slept in the clothes from the day before?” 

You didn’t want to say anything, so you sat down a the table and waited.

Nezha didn’t seem pleased with your lack of reply, though seemed to want to ignore the issue as well.

Once Nezha was done, they gave you a plate with double the serving they usually gave you. “I hope you enjoy it.” Nezha smiled.

You began eating the food though slowly. You were wary of them and they could read it off your face.

All that built of trust has gone down the drain.

Nezha was now regretting punishing you. Maybe you were being truthful of not thinking you two were ready, but they knew you weren’t being truthful about if you had known about them. That’s what angered them.

For now, though, that didn’t matter. Nezha wanted to make sure you had properly learnt your lesson. They missed you and hoped you had missed them too. They can rebuild that trust again some other time. For now, they just wanted you all to themselves.

Nezha put a finger under your chin to raise your head up to look at them.

“What did we learn from yesterday?” Nezha asked.

You were silent for a moment, fearing you were being tested or being burnt again.

“... Don’t lie to you?” Nezha smiled before leaning in and kissing your lips softly, thankful you hadn’t turned away like you were trained to. “Good. Now, enjoy your meal. I have something fun planned for us today.”

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Nezha x fem!reader

A/N: Hopefully I proofread this.

You were walking down to a beautiful garden on a sunny day. "Y/n," someone calls you from the palace. "You know that dad is going to be mad if you go to the garden again and I am not going to-" "Calm down sis, I already finish my training with dad." "Who cares, besides, dad is going to get you a marriage proposal soon and I can not wait to meet your husband. " Y/n cringed at how her sister talked about the marriage proposal. Boy, you even got mad when your dad was talking about it at the dinner table. You wanted a normal day to be at peace, instead, you get yelled at. 'Great what a day.' The day was just you and your thoughts. You end the day by going to bed and thinking about who and why you will be married. 'I hope dad is making the right decision.' You fall asleep after that thought. 

The next morning, you wake up to see people, frantically running around. 'Weird, something must be wrong!' You see your sister, talking to the chef. "Hey, sis, what's with all the commotion?" "Lady Yin's family is coming," "You know, the one who met you last time?" You thought for a while until you made an answer. "Oh right, I know her," "Wait she has kids?" You replied with a confused look. "Yes, she does." 'I did not know that.'  Your sister explains that she has three kids. Jinzha is the oldest, Muzha is the middle child, and Nezha, is the youngest. Nezha is your age and you are getting married to the Third Lotus Prince. "WAIT, YOU MEAN THAT I'M GETTING MARRIED TO THE THIRD LOTUS-" Your sister interrupts you. "Yes, you are getting married to the Third Lotus Prince." 'Oh wow, the Third Lotus Prince.' You thought to yourself, with utter awe. Your sister helped you with the clothing and what need to wear.

This is what your wear: 

You look at yourself in a mirror and were in complete awe. You loved the outfit and thank your sister for help. "Come on Y/n, we have to go now before they come." "Okay, give me a sec." "Alright, come quick, kay." You went for a short walk and went to the throne room, you saw your sister and father. They gave a signal to come next to them and stand quiet for now. Once Lady Yin's family came, she introduced her sons. "Meet my three sons." "Jinzha, Muzha, and Nezha." Nezha stepped forward and saw you in your beautiful dress. He was speechless. You were in shock when you saw Nezha, the Third Lotus Prince. Both of you blushed for a bit when Nezha spoke, "Hello princess, it's um-lovely to see you." "You too." You looked away when you felt a peck on your hand. You saw Nezha kiss your hand as the family giggled and chuckled away. You led him to the garden leaving both of you alone. You talked with Nezha for hours. "You know you are beautiful, blossom." "Blossom?" You blushed at the nickname. "Yes umm-" Nezha almost fell when he realized that he called you by a nickname. "Sorry I-" "It's fine." Both of you looked away. You realized you fall in love with Nezha even though you just met him. It felt like you've known him for your whole life. 

A/N

Thank you for reading this. This is my first-ever oneshot.

[sixtypackofcrayola]

Ooooohh❤️❤️❤️ Lovesick Monkey King and Maquace are adorable!! Can we have MK, RedSon and Nezha affected by a love potion too?? Pretty please🙏🙏

well since ya asked so nicely

✰ LOVESICK (Part 2) ✰

Fandom; LEGO Monkie Kid Character List; MK, Red Son, Nezha Genre(s); big helping of Fluff for ya Pronouns; None used for Reader TW/CW; None

A/N; you can read lovesick for macaque and wukong here if ya like + i dont think nezha can get any kinda sick but its ok :smile:

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-I think Nezha would realize what’s going on and try to fight the effects for a bit, but inevitably he’s done for  -And once they are completely under the effects, they’re like a mix of Wukong’s clingyness and Macaque’s nonstop flirting -Ik I say this a lot, but ohu boy -Nezha isn’t usually super touchy, but once you come around/he sees you he is all over you. Craves their partner’s touch even more, loves feeling you close to him, holding your hands or face -Put your arms around his waist they will internally lose it -They’ll gently take your hand and kiss it n call you prince/princess -He’s oddly poetic with his words sometimes when he flirts with you, expect a bit of flowery language  -Suddenly very forward but also easy to fluster so keep that in mind -Smoother tone, speaks a bit softer  -Again, expect flowers -A little more protective, kinda looms behind you. If you two happened to be in public with them disguised, they wouldn’t give anyone you talk to a dirty look per-say, but there’s definitely this aura. Not inherently scary, but enough to make someone slightly more careful with what they say to you -He seems to smile more with you too, no matter what you’re doing. They’re enthralled by how you manage to be stunning with every little movement -If he could still partially think clearly and didn’t know they were under some kind of influence, he’d think they were definitely sick. Except they don’t get sick.. so after that he’s lost -I’m not gonna say the title.  -Alternate scenario; they’re like half under the effects bc Nezha is just less affected by things like this. And they say and do all these things but occasionally after there’ll be like a moment where they partially snap out of it and just; “That was so- Gods, I’m sorry for that, I- I mean it’s not like it isn’t true! It’s just.. bolder than how I would’ve.. Sorry-” ‘n get a little flustered over what he said to you -Their thoughts are flooded with you and it’s not that they hate it, it’s just overwhelming, all these loving emotions suddenly amplified by like 20 -”When does this wear off...”

🔥

-Someone’s getting a bit possessive  -Will always try to keep you close to them, they want you to themselves -And it’s not really harmful,, they wouldn’t dare hurt you and they’re not gonna capture you or anything. If you do wanna leave they’ll eventually let you! They just really want you with them,, -Not as physically clingy as some of the others, in fact, you touching him at all especially if it’s a loving touch like holding his hands, arm, face or kissing him anywhere will set his hair aflame -And if you weren’t already together, they would try to deny at least some of what he’s feeling towards you and how their face gets so red when you merely lean on them, but inevitably they’ll break as well -Obsessed with you, everything you do, your reactions to him. They’re suddenly even more aware of every little detail that makes you you and he’s simply falling faster -Tries to impress you with his magic or one of his newer creations and if you say you like it he’s beyond happy. I can just see the floating hearts my guy -Will get you anything you ask for. Want this specific item? Say no more! Craving a certain food? I mean, in his words he’s practically a professional cook so don’t even worry about it -Also might ask you to marry them, y’know as one does. A few times throughout the day when you’re just doing anything. Lovesick, bro. -Roll credits -And later would actually approach you with a ring and everything and ask you to marry them,, like, right then. -And if you say it’s probably too early for that he’ll get a bit upset, but they’ll ask if you’ll marry them one day at least because they are absolutely in love with you and if ya say yes they’ll still give you the ring and promise to get you an even better one when you do get married! 

💫

-Basically, like father like son -Also annoyingly sweet and cheesy with all the pet names he can think of, except he’ll actually use your name sometimes -Distracted by you while doing anything. The most wholesome thoughts from this man he just really wants a bunch of kisses from you and for you to tell he’s pretty because he’ll certainly be telling you that all day! -Stares at you lovingly if you’re farther from him, heart eyes and all -Pages full of doodles of you in his sketchbook with little hearts around -If you aren’t together quite yet he will definitely be embarrassed of and hiding those from anyone after this wears off -Also gets flustered with even little touches you give him and he’s tryna play it off but... no -Praises you for just normal things you do. You could just be wiping down a counter and he’d be like; “Wow, you’re uh- Really good at cleaning! Heh-” -Attempts to flirt, half fails but it’s cute -Either he trips somehow and you catch him and the way you look at him has his heart doing flips or he’s distracted by your beautiful face when he tries to- -Will ramble about you if he’s with others even if you’re around and he’ll say the sweetest things about you but he’s been going on for several minutes -Subtly but no so subtly tries to keep you to himself for the day. He doesn’t really wanna force you to stay with him but- -”Oh haha sorry! Me and [Name] are- gonna go doing something right now! Together! Us, together! Going to- somewhere! Yep, haha- uh, my bad but we gotta go, kay byeee!”  -Wants to spend as much time near you as possible, he loves looking at your face and he definitely will say that getting lost in your eyes line or something what’d I tell ya -Give him kisses all over his face he will absolutely melt and be a flustered giggling mess it’s what he’s wanted all day -Might purposefully let you win in Monkey Mech which he would never do otherwise so it got you a little more concerned,, orrr he’d try to play his best but the way you look so confident and determined and excited while trying to beat him has him distracted again ( Fin ~  ✰ )

[lmkwritings]

Listen hear me out this is very random but I love all three of these characters and I wanted poly d reader headcannons of them… now the weird part is the fact that the characters are mk, red son and nezha I just want fluffy poly headcannons with all of them because I have an oc with a similar relationship to all of them because I’m a disgusting simp if you can’t or you don’t want to them please don’t feel pressured to write any headcannons for it :)

i literally do the exact same your chill-

—~—~—~—~—~—~

you use red and nezha as heaters

mk is perpetually cold so he’s your go to in the summer

dates. WOOOO

mk has the sweetest ones, they always end up in cuddles :)

red and nezha spoil you!! absolutely spoiled you rotten!!

jewls, new car, JET, HOLY WEAPON, ARTIFACT- BOYS PLEASE

you love them hshshshsh

your dates for them always leave them a flustered mess

ESPECIALLY, RED AND NEZHA.

i like to think mk has relationship experience so he’s not as flustered

the other two are virgins in multiple senses 👀

HSHSHS IGNORE THAT HAHAHBGAYH

red son loves cuddling you from behind while mk is curled into your front

nezha doesn’t care who else is there, he prefers being held

mk likes cuddling you while nezha is there!! he feels very safe

mk wears skirts and dresses with you :)

nezha will wear skirts with shorts and croptops

red wears whatever he wants hshshs

they LOVE seeing you in stuff they buy you

red: gets you a dress, just to see you wear it on they’re next date

“i think my chest is imploding-“ “that’s called your heart warming.” “how do you know that ‘i’ve never had a lover’?”

mk is passive aggressive when he’s being petty

red son out right gets blunt

nezha will dance around the topic, but its so heavily implied hshshs

they love you, a lot, they only wish you love them just as much, if not more.

Fin :)

[beauleifu]

hi!!! can I request some Ne Zha x fem reader? plenty of hugs and fluff >:D

Oh of course! Sorry this took so long! <3

Roughly 1.6k word count. Enjoy!

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NEZHA X READER

Lego Monkie Kid

Context: You're invited to a baking competition with your friends. Funny, your partner happens to be none other than the Third Lotus Prince, Nezha. And things go a little chaotic.

TW: None

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[MEET ME AT MY PLACE ASAP]

That's it.

The text message belongs to none other than your good friend MK, who, coincidentally, had contacted you just when the boredom was two seconds from stealing your soul.

Grateful for the opportunity to visit, you fire back a quick:

[On my way!]

Then, you're off.

Sure, MK can be a bit impulsive and careless, but he's the funniest and kindest person you've met. Besides, they've graced you by letting you sleep in; normally, MK would send a text in the dead of night. These spontaneous messages are at random and without warning. And, slowly, they're growing on you.

Today, however, MK spared your sleep schedule by texting you at 2 p.m., the perfect time to do so.

You eagerly make your way downtown, through the tall city buildings of Megapolis.

What could MK be planning?

When you get to their place (Pigsy's Noodles), your question is somewhat answered. It seems as though your friend already has company over. Could you have arrived too soon?

You pull out your phone.

[Hey, I'm here.]

A few seconds pass.

BANG!

The back door at the top of the stairs flies open and you quickly look up. MK's grinning face beams down at you as he grips the hand-railing.

"Yo!"

"Hey!" You return, offering a wave from down below. "Can I come up?"

The Monkie Kid shakes his head. "Ah- no. Actually, we're doing the baking competition downstairs in the dining area. Everyone's waiting for you! I'm just up here for a few extra supplies," he calls, gesturing all around for emphasis.

Baking competition? Oh, goodness.

"There's more people?"

"Yeah!" MK says, looking positively ecstatic. With that, he departs to his room, calling, "Go say 'hi'!"

Huh.

You stare upwards for a few more moments, then deciding that MK isn't planning on reappearing. So with a calculated huff, you narrow your eyes on the entrance to Pigsy's Noodles.

Who else could be here?

Curiosity get's the better of you. Reaching out, you push past the rolling sheet door and into Pigsy's Noodles. Funny, only now do you notice the conversations filling the room, and your eyes flick wide open at the sight to behold.

It looks like everyone is here. Mei, Pigsy, Tang, Sandy - even the Monkey King, Redson, and Prince Nezha.

You find yourself staring, lips parted.

The Third Lotus Prince glances over, eyes sharp and calculating. You quickly avert your eyes as MK bounds down the stairs in front of everyone.

"OK, gang! Is everyone here?" He performs a quick headcount as you travel further indoors. Mei and Sandy greet you accordingly, to which you return with a wave. Pigsy seems too distracted in making sure MK doesn't trip and fall off the counter he's currently strutting down, while Tang's occupied with leftover noodles. Redson is busy acting unbothered while inspecting his (probably) hand-carved pocket knife.

The Monkey King is doing, well, you don't really know.

Looks a 'lil something like making himself seem as epic as possible while doing absolutely nothing.

Nezha, on the other hand, shoots Sun Wukong an occasional glare, as though peeved by something outside your knowledge.

"Hey," you say, sidling up to the lotus Prince. "What's up?"

His glare is suddenly directed your way, and you almost wither under the ferocity within his dark eyes. You're amazed at Wukong's superpower to ignore such a look.

Thankfully, Nezha's features soften. "Just . . . entertaining my charge."

"MK's your charge?"

"More or less. They've grown on me, as much as I hate to admit it," Nezha says, but the sigh he gives informs you that his words are lies. No sane person would ever hate MK's company. The lotus Prince must feel some kind of urge to protect them.

You smile, but Sun Wukong beats you to it. "D'awww, is my apprentice growing on you? That's cute."

"He's not your apprentice anymore," Nexha spits.

He looks away when MK straightens and calls for attention. "All right, guys! I've invited you all here for a baking competition! So we're all gonna split into teams of two - I will be the judge to even things out. Anyways, Pigsy agreed to provide ingredients-" Said pig huffs irritably.

"Against my better judgement."

"Riiiight. You just wanna show off your skills," MK says, grinning knowingly. With that, he whips out a clear bowl with small slips of paper filling the bottom. "OK! Who wants to pick a teammate first?"

Sandy's massive hand shoots up. The bowl is practically thrown to him, but he catches it easily and fingers out a paper slip.

"Uhhh . . . The Monkey King?"

Sun Wukong's head shoots up. "Aaaye, nice! What're we baking?"

"Whatever you want, Monkey King" MK says, going around to everyone in turn. Mei with Redson, Tang with Pigsy, and since MK will be judging, that leaves just you and Nezha.

Slowly, you turn to gaze at him. "So. I guess we're-"

"I request a refund," he scoffs instantly, going to tap MK's shoulder. The kid whips around, eyes wide, to watch the exchange of comments. "I'd much rather pair up with another instead of you. I've seen the products of your baking, (Y/N)."

"Wha-" Affronted, albeit smiling, you cross your arms over your chest. "I'm not that bad."

"You are."

MK butts in while everyone else departs to their assigned tables. Apparently, you and Nexha aren't the only pair experiencing difficulties. Redson is infuriated with having Mei as his partner, hair and eyes ablaze.

"Guys, chill," the Monkie Kid says, thoroughly amused. "It's not that bad! Besides, there's no backsies on this; whatever you bake, you gotta do it together, or else I take five points off your original score."

You blink. The teams will be judged in this fashion?

Nezha tosses his head, his black fluffy hair bouncing in place. "I, the Third Lotus Prince, will not be paired up with some inexperienced troublemaker who will most certainly cost me a solid victory!"

"Wow, prepared that just now, huh? I'm honored," you say, momentarily distracted by the Prince's lackluster demeanor. Interesting.

Despite his comments, you feel that he doesn't truly despise working with you.

It makes you grin wickedly. "All right, lover boy. Let's get cracking."

"L-Lover boy??" Nezha stutters, but you've already hooked your arm through his and dragged him over to your assigned table.

~~~

"You're doing it wrong."

"I am not."

Nezha snorts, casually - yet gently - taking the measuring cup from you. "The instructions directed to add half a cup of oil to the mix. You tried adding a full cup."

Your eyebrows skyrocket. "What's wrong with going off script?"

He simply gives you a look, like 'oh, woe is this pitiful human standing before me.' But his exasperated eyes are fond. It just makes you smile and nudge him affectionately. Sure, Nezha can be a pain and a wall of unbreakable stone - plus the infinite cold shoulders if you do him wrong -, but you really do like him. He and you are actually really close.

He's kind of adorable.

The lotus Prince suddenly hands the measuring glass back to you, and your smile fades.

"Wha- I thought you wanted to do it."

"You might as well finish the job," Nexha says calmly. "Don't worry, I'll be watching in case you make anymore mistakes. Sound fair enough?"

You frown deeply, taking the cup. ". . . You're mocking me."

"No, I promise I'm not," he returns, but the amusement in his eyes says otherwise.

"You're supposed to be stressed and angry and controlling, y'know," you venture, pouring some oil into the glass cup. Peering at it closely, you continue; "Aren't I making you nervous?"

At this, Nezha tilts his head and smiles. "Not in the slightest. I've come to terms with having you as my partner. Might as well deal with it rather than complain."

"Smart words, lover boy."

His look sharpens, but he makes no comment. Instead, he scoffs, walks off, and returns with his arms full of ingredients. You look up after pouring the oil, eyes wide and glittering with approval as he lays everything out.

"Oh, perfect!"

You raise your hand, and Nezha, after glancing at it, instinctively gives you a high-five.

Oh.

Honestly, you don't know what you were expecting.

He's smiling, though, unaware of your shit-eating grin as he picks up the bag of flour.

"All right," he says, eyes narrowing at the bag. "How much flour do we need?"

"Uh . . . 3 cups," you say, after peering at the instructions.

The Third Lotus Prince nods determinedly, grabbing the measuring cup. "Here, you hold on to this," he says, handing you the flour. With that, he heads off. "I'm going to wash this so we can use it."

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

He glances over his shoulder, fluffy black hair brushing his cheek. "Hmm?"

You set the flour bag down to spread your arms. "Hug."

"Wha-"

"Why not? Aren't we friends?" You jest, but you're not really joking. The Prince would usually give you a warm embrace whenever he'd visit, and this should count. Perhaps he was distracted with the Monkey King's presence? Said deity is currently producing a beautiful batch of brownies with Sandy.

Nezha blinks, then rolls his eyes. "All right, get over here." With that, he holds his arms out, and you eagerly fall into them.

You grin up at him, safe and warm within his embrace. "Thaaaanks."

"You're welcome."

He's quick to walk off, but you feel it's to hide his smile. When he returns, you're wearing a shit eating grin. With the flour bag in hand, you make sure Nezha's got the measuring cup cleaned and dried before pouring some. Or, well, you would pour some.

Unfortunately, you trip on thin air.

The lack of footing makes you yelp as you fall forward, hands flying out to stabilize yourself. And that is where your fatal mistake comes into play; you'd already opened the flour bag in preparation to pour into the measuring cup. Two seconds after you trip, you're blinded with white powder - and so is the person in front of you.

Nezha stumbles backwards, managing to catch both the bag of flour while also still holding the glass cup.

You blink, patting your face free of flour. Damnit.

Hands still outstretched with the ghost of the flour package, you stare.

The lotus Prince blinks once, nose wrinkling all of the sudden. He then lets out a loud, flour-filled sneeze before recovering. His eyes are wide, astounded by what had just happened.

HA.

"What'd you do?" Pigsy calls.

MK shushes him, grinning. "Shh, they're creating a masterpiece."

Honestly, the sight is utterly hilarious. Nezha is covered head-to-toe in white powder, even coughing some of it out. The incident attracts a lot of attention (MK and Mei letting out a huge burst of laughter), and you feel the amused gazes of your friends as you slowly walk up to Nezha and take the flour bag from his frozen hand.

"Uh . . . sorry."

His eyes fix on you. "This means war."

"What?!"

There's no mistaking it; Nezha is dead serious. You have zero time to react as he snatches up an egg - which turns into a blur as it collides with your temple.

Yelping, you cower back, arms going out defensively. "Noho! Stop! I'm sorry!"

"Ohmygod-" Mei gasps-

"FOOD FIGHT!" MK suddenly bellows, and the room goes quiet. So quiet you could hear a pin drop.

Everyone shares a glance.

Mei is the first to act, grabbing an entire jug of milk, unscrewing the lid, and pouring its contents right over her poor, unsuspecting partner. Redson flinches away, eyes wide at the assault, before going in for the kill. "How- dare you!"

"Catch me if you can!" Mei teases.

And that's when all hell breaks loose. Food is rushing in all directions; Pigsy is calling for order, Tang is hiding under the counter; Sandy is acting as a shield for the Monkey King. You're vaguely aware of Sun Wukong yeeting eggs at anything that moves before Nezha suddenly flips your table on it's side in one swift movement, tugging you to the floor.

Everything you've worked so hard on is suddenly at one with the ground.

"B-But the competition-"

"You really think that matters now?" Nezha snorts, peeking over the table. He quickly ducks when an egg whizzes past his head. Getting down on your level, he sighs. "Damnit. I have no control over this."

Hhhhh.

You manage a guilty smile. "This is totally my fault."

"Oh, it is. And you will definitely pay for it when we're done here," Nezha growls over the battle cries of your friends.

"Pfft, right. I'm so scared."

~~~

Finally.

The chaos does ebb away eventually. But the noodle shop isn't in great condition when order is secured. There's a burning hole in the wall that's most likely the result of Redson attempting to headshot Mei. Sun Wukong and Nezha eventually duked it out in the center, while you'd joined Tang under the counter to cower.

Luckily, everyone listened when MK called for peace.

So now, everyone's sitting outside on the sidewalk, plates in hand with various desserts piled on top.

You and Nezha had scraped together a half-assed dessert at the last minute, and luckily the oven decided to spare your souls and produce something edible.

Everyones' creations are actually really good. Tasty, like sweet or sugary, or cold and minty.

You savor the flavor of Pigsy's dish (obviously the best, to which MK boasted about), smiling fondly at Nezha. Currently, you're sitting shoulder to shoulder, with Sandy on your other side. As the others chat happily, you nudge your friend's shoulder. "So, tell me. Are you proud of us?"

"I'm proud of my endurance," Nezha ventures.

You smirk. "Ah, you're a scream."

"You think I'm joking? If you had to put up with yourself, you'd quit," he fires back. But, after a moment, taps his chin. "Our batch is pretty good, though."

"See? I'm a baking genius," you hum, finishing your desserts.

Nezha's eyes are fond as you stand up, brushing yourself off. It doesn't do much for the residue baking ingredients stuck to your outfit, but you do your best. Then, you face the group and salute. "All right, guys. Imma go get cleaned up."

MK's head snaps up. "Oh! You're going already?"

"Well, look at me!"

When MK snorts in reply, Nezha locks eyes with you and frowns. "Are you going home?"

You nod, hands in pockets. There are things you have to take care of back at your place, anyways. Too bad you won't have anyone to keep you company-

Wait.

Well, you do have a bunch of potential companions.

Blinking slowly, you tilt your head at Nezha. "Hey . . . you wanna come with me? I know you don't plan to do much else here, considering MK's taking everyone who wants to go to the arcade. Redson is going home, Pigsy needs to clean up . . . and Wukong will be with MK. I'm sure you wanna steer clear of him."

"How do you . . ?" Nezha wonders, albeit smiling absently. He slowly stands up as you reword your invitation.

"Speculation. A-Anyways. Maybe we could give this baking thing a second go at my place? After I finish my to-do list, that is," you amend, eyes low.

The lotus Prince lets out a long hum. "Well, I don't have anything to do today."

". . . Oh, yeah?"

"Yeah. You want to leave now?"

Swallowing and fighting the butterflies, you nod quickly. Turning to MK, you snap your fingers. "OI! MK!" The kid glances over. "Nezha and I are going to my place. Thanks for the desserts!"

"Did I make them?? No," MK puffs, rolling his eyes. "Aight. Have fun!"

You smile, heading off.

The lotus Prince catches up with you in no time, and the two of you walk down the street for a second.

Tentatively, as if nervous of rejection, your let your hand brush Nezha's. You bite your lip to fight a smile when his long, slender fingers slip through yours and lace together. What a sweetheart.

Glancing up at him, you meet his relaxed, small smile. "Thanks."

"What, you scared to cross the street or something?"

"Shut up, I'm tryna be nice."

[lotusarchon]

you should know better than to ask a lady her age (nezha x reader)

content warnings: female reader, second pov (you/your), reader is a goddess and has tamayo vibes, nezha is nezha just more feral, mild age gap (both are adults on their first meeting + reader appears in her late twenties and nezha between 24-25 > author has no idea what counts as early/late twenties), all fluff and wholesome stuff, swooning nezha, nezha bullies mk once and wukong multiple times (biggest nezha opp), li jing is his own warning tbh

author's notes: demon slayer x lmk crossover when?

Meeting you was a dream Nezha could never want to forget. It was one of his life's greatest mistakes, and yet for once in his life, it was one he held no regrets for. Not one bit, when the feelings he held for you were so pure and filled with nothing but the utmost passion. To him, you meant the world, and perhaps more.

“Nezha, is it?” Soft hands run through his hair, undoing the messy braids he'd struggled to tie just this morning. “An interesting name for a god like him.”

“Does it matter?” Above him, his father crosses his arm. “Can you heal him, or not?”

The soft voice sighs melancholy. It reminds him of a lullaby, sung to him by a distant voice during a thunderstorm. The hands that thread through his hair still, and the warmth spreads through his body. Gentle fingers press into his scalp, massaging the tender skin.

Then, there is silence.

“That's it?” Li Jing's bitter voice breaks the silence. “That's all?”

“I must remind you, my lord, that this humble servant is not as powerful as her elders.” The hands in his hair gently rub a pattern. “And she has done her best for this lotus prince. All that remains now is for him to rest and allow his body to heal on its own.”

He feels fine, though. Whatever this stranger had done, his body has never felt more alive. It was opposite feeling he had felt before, when Taiyi had restored him.

His father ‘tsks’ angrily. “He'll be fine. He's not some child to rest at every interval.”

He anticipates whoever the stranger is to agree with him.

“Li Jing. You are correct that this is no child, but he is, theoretically, your son. And unless you imply your wife has made you wear a green hat, there is nothing in this world that can change the shared blood you two will have even until death. Have some sympathy, won't you?”

Ah. This was a strange feeling, having someone stand up to that prick of a father he had. Something warm fills his chest at the thought.

It's only when a door slams shut that Nezha dares to open his eyes. A kind woman is looking down at him, with nothing but a smile on her lips.

“Hello, Nezha.” You spoke his name so kindly, filled nothing but gentleness. “I'm glad you're awake. How are you feeling?”

A goddess. No, something else indeed.

Nezha had zero qualms dedicating his life's purpose to you. It's not like he had much to do anyway, and the Jade Emperor did not seem to mind his attachment to you so long as he did his duties. Li Jing complained often, and for all Nezha knew, most definitely still did, about this vulnerability he showed the goddess that healed him, but the Lotus Prince found that he did not give one fuck. Why should he care if his father had a stick up his ass about his relationship with the goddess that healed him? Lady (Name) held no complaints towards his presence, and thus, any other complaints from outsiders were ignored.

And you truly had nothing against Nezha's presence at your side. Since the day he had found himself lying on your lap, he seemed to hold some form of attachment and loyalty towards you. You put it off as his attempt at being grateful, even though you really didn't mind. Helping people was always one of the joys you held ever so dearly in your immortal life. Nezha really didn't need to express his gratefulness…

Though his company was nothing short of welcoming. The Lotus Prince, for all his grumpy attitude and sulky expressions, was a dear to be around, and you quite liked how his expression would always turn so adorably pink when you compliment his feats. One of your favorite pastimes with him was styling his hair, and tying colorful ribbons in them for the funs of it.

A few gods and immortals were surprised at the sight, but soon enough they learnt it was best not to ask. Less questions meant less injuries, since a certain prince did not like it when people swooned over your kindness.

You were pretty sure that was why so many patients senses a cold aura every visit, come to think of it. But maybe it was just your imagination and not the lotus prince glaring from the window.

Speaking of which, how did he managed to climb so high??

“Sun Wukong, is it?” You thanked Nezha for the tray that he offered you, your favorite blend of tea―a gift from Nezha's older brother, Jinzha―already made and poured into the fancy porcelain cups you favored so much. The tray was set down on the small table between yourself and your guests, and you offered a cup to each. “And your loyal protege, MK?”

The boy wearing the red bandanna nodded quickly, a noticeable blush on his cheeks. You put it off as excitement, since the moment he'd entered the celestial realm, he'd been gushing about the beauty of the place, top to bottom and back again. His mentor wasn't half as excited, grabbing him by the collar to stop him from running off to who knows where while he sipped on a cup. 

“I'm surprised you haven't heard of me,” Sun Wukong remarked, raising a brow at you. “You a new god or something?” When you nodded in confirmation, he blinked. “Ah, that explains it. Pretty sure I would've recognized a pretty face like yours.”

Next to you, Nezha's aura radiated annoyance. Maybe it was just your imagination, but you swore you could feel the god and monkey exchanging heated glares.

Weird.

“You flatter this servant too much,” you answered humbly and smiled. “But it is true that this is the first time I've even heard of you, Sun Wukong.”

“Ah? How old even are you?” MK questioned curiously.

“25 when she first achieved enlightenment. 457 years in mortal terms.” This time, Nezha was the one who spoke. You flashed him a grateful smile―because sadly, you truly kept no track of these things, not when it felt so pointless―but Wukong exchanged a weird look with his protege, especially when Nezha gave him a stink eye. “And you should know better than to ask a lady her age. It's disrespectful.”

“Don't be mean, he meant no harm―” You chided Nezha, gently patting his face. He leaned into your touch with a pleasant smile, and you shook your head at the sweet gesture. “And yes, I've lived long, but not as long as the Prince or Sun Wukong has. I'm afraid there are still many things I am duly unaware of.”

Sun Wukong snickered. “Some more than others, aye, Nezha?”

In response, a golden brick was thrown at the monkey's face. It hit him square on the face, and you gasped as Sun Wukong fell over, holding his face painfully. 

“Nezha!” You scolded the lotus prince and gather your robes to stand and examine the fallen Sage. Aside from the red spot on his forehead, he seemed fine, but still whined about the pain he was in. You glanced at Nezha's pouting expression. “That was not very polite! Don't do that again, understood?”

Nezha relented. “Yes, Lady (Name).” Even when angry she's still as beautiful as the morning sun.

Sun Wukong peeked an eye open. He caught the Lotus Prince's gaze from his position on your lap, and while you focused on soothing his pain, he winked.

Let's just say all hell broke loose after that, and Nezha and Sun Wukong owed you a new palace.

“Nyahaha.”

“Fuck you you stupid fucking cock slobbing whore!”

“Nezha!”

“Sorry, Lady (Name).”

“:3”

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[yanderelmk]

Hey it is me! 🌼 anon again!

I have rise from the abyss to request you thiz😈

Yandere nezha x reader head cannon

Reader is just a normal mortal that like um.. workaholic (addicted to keep working until their body is extremely exhausted/shut down). Bro like that little overworking need some sleep because they keep consuming caffeine to the point that their friends litteraly just goes "Dude.. get some therapy and sleep, and would you kindly stop consuming caffeine?💀". Also when they get a 4 weeks break they would go "um- can I take a 2 weeks break instead?". Nah they only have 4-6 hours of sleep EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

I bet 100% that nezha will force their darling to sleep by either knocking them out or force them to take sleeping pills- or more🤔

Reader pronounce is they/them (if you decided to make a oneshot or uses their pronounce in a few head cannons)

I hope ya can do this :D

-🌼

-Nezha had heard of the mortal concept of "hustle culture" but he never thought it would be anything like this -At first he tried to be rational, just trying to get you to sleep in on weekends, trying to get them to take more breaks -Turns out no his darling is as stubborn as a mule on working themselves to death -It's fine if he just pops a little something in their drink to help them sleep, right? It's what a true lover would do, keeping the health of their darling in mind even if the darling might not know what's best for themselves -OK he got you to sleep an extra 30 minutes that's good that's progress! But maybe if he just used something a bit more potent or a stronger dose... -Therapy would be the best option to break them of this habit but Nezha knows that therapy isn't something everyone goes for, plus he's convinced himself that the need is for immediate action at this point -Of course while you're sleeping that doesn't mean he can't tuck you in...and maybe snuggle up next to them -The issue was where to sneak in the sleeping medicine since he doubted the caffeine would be anything but counterproductive to the fact that he wants them to sleep -His bright idea was instead slowly lessening the strength of the brew while mixing in powdered sleeping pills -The one time he went overboard they slept for nearly the entirety of their day off and Nezha had such a massive anxiety attack over thinking that he might have killed you he began giving you medication in more moderate doses -Truly it doesn't help you that much since you refuse to acknowledge that you need more therapy and less work, but he's doing the best he can, his heart aches with pain every time he sees the circles under your eyes

[sixtypackofcrayola]

Hi! Can you write nezha fluff headcanons With an overly affectionate S/O? Like kissing him out of the blue, buying him random gifts, ect. Thanks!

how can i say no to a nezha ask

✰ Nezha with an Affectionate S/O ✰

Fandom; LEGO Monkie Kid Character List; Nezha Genre(s); Fluff Pronouns; They/Them (S/O), They/He (Nezha) TW/CW; None

A/N; THIS IS A LITTLE SHORT I THINK SORRY BUD

🌷 

-Nezha would love the amount of affection his S/O gives them, even if they do go a little overboard in his opinion -They never mind too much. It’s endearing how they’re willing to show how much they love him on such a large scale -They still technically live in the Celestial Realm, but after everything with LBD and since his S/O is mortal, (and MK considers him part of the team) it isn’t uncommon for him to visit the mortal plane when there aren’t other things to be done -Everytime they return, their S/O is quick to practically leap into his arms and give him multiple kisses :]] Even if it had been only a day since they’d seen eachother -First few times they stumbled, but he always catches them. And this whole thing makes him blush every time -Not saying they absolutely despises pda, but it will get them flustered, especially if they were to kiss them on the lips in public. And his S/O very much loves it -Gifts, lots of gifts. Their S/O just gets them random things, and some of them look pretty expensive,,, He’s slightly concerned for their wallet -Any jewelry their S/O give them, they’ll wear, especially if it’s rings or earrings he really likes those -Nezha will keep saying that they don’t have to purchase all these things for him, but NOPE his S/O loves him and will continue to get stuff for him if they think he’d like it!! They assure him it’s fine and that they don’t mind buying these things for him -He treasures everything they’re given-If his S/O liked playing with their hair, they’d let them. He was sort of hesitant but he does love the feeling of them carefully running their fingers through his hair. He looks a lot more relaxed too, so their S/O is sure to continue -Guys what if his S/O braided his hair and put flowers in it and told them how pretty they were and gave him a kiss on the nose guys what if guys-- -Nezha would also be getting tons of compliments, he cannot escape -Guys what if their S/O showed the flower braid to the others like “hey hey look at Nezha’s hair today!! isn’t he pretty?” and Nezha is a just slightly turned away n bit flustered -Doesn’t mind doing their S/O’s hair either!! Imagine just a full night of them giving eachother different hairstyles n Nezha didn’t see the point at first but ended up enjoying himself  -Their ways of showing affection,, giving them flowers, buying them things as well (gift wars /j), forehead kisses, HAND KISSES, will absolutely look at his S/O lovingly from afar, just holding their hand he loves it, words of affirmation, etc.  -His S/O gets cuddly when sleepy and he unwillingly picked up that trait too when he’s with them,, Yes he likes being held -Their S/O is just,, an angel in their eyes. Treasures em more than anything ( Fin ~ ✰ )

[lmkwritings]

Can we get Nezha with a smol gentle/friendly s/o that doesn't seem to understand what fear is and comes too close to dangerous situations

i think you mean y’all sure!!

🌺Nezha☁️

STOP. HE’S HAD 3 THREE HEART ATTACKS IN THE LAST TWO HOURS.

he loves you, he really does. but please. please stop. carefully guiding you away from the ensuing fight mk was having, mei fretted over you, eyes worried.

“that was really badass-“ “don’t encourage this!-“ “-but please don’t get into fights with demons, let us handle it!”

he will admit, your pouty face was cute, but you remaining alive was even better so- what can he do??

————

he’s going to go on a murder spree. these damn humans, these MORTALS, can’t seem to understand that no matter where you are, he can find you. this isn’t the first time you’ve been taken, and he suspects it wont be the last.

pulling his staff free from the door that he knocked down, he strolled on over to you, swept you into his arms, and sped on out of this… dump, of a hideout.

“your getting faster at this!” “that doesn’t worry you?” “nnnnope!” heavy sighing.

————

has he mentioned his hate for humanity as a whole?? no?? well he hates humans. grumbling to himself, he carefully wrapped bandages around the gauze on your forearm, sash moving to scoop up the smaller patch like band-aid.

“i love you dear, i truly do but- i. i-i can’t. i need to know you won’t do this again. please.” he was greeted with the quiet and it hurt-

“okay, nezha. i’ll be more careful, for now on.”

…

you were too good for this world.

[lmkwritings]

How would nezha first meet his crush?

-Lotus Anon

its short i know- but i’m trying y’all hshshshs

cue that one tiktok sound: “and it went like-“

it had been a normal day really, getting accustomed to mortal living, (not that he’s mortal ofc) and exploring megapolis. he’d meet you through your job- your a waitress at a very high end restaurant.

he’s a deity, he’s loaded so he easily gets in, and there he meets you- your kind, but firm in your beliefs, he see’s how you treat others, you treat them how they treat you.

he’s instantly getting butterflies, when he asks you in a hesitant “your name?” when you asked what he’d like, you burst out laughing. it was embarrassing, but you reassured him that was a terrible try at flirting, and that your name was y/n.

he made sure to come back frequently so he could get to know you better.