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kozzax-draws · 1 year
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One man. Many faces.
[The many rens missing from this are casualties of 'i ran out of room for more dogs']
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seagull-scribbles · 1 year
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Happy Fathers Day to this mutated rat and whatever he has going on 💕
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mchsm07 · 9 months
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TREASURE MEMBER AS KINKS (legal line)
Since i got warning bc of the sexual content to the post i try it again without pictures lol
HYUNSUK
Descipline
Punishment and recompense
Hyunsuk as a dom he wants to you know you that you are his. Like to teach you to do what he says. As a reward, he presents you with so many orgasms that you can already see stars. He asks you what and how you want, he wants to give you everything. But if you act like a brat? Or if you make him jealous? Get ready for spanking that will turn your ass tomato red, then to the cruel stimulation, after which you cry and beg to finally cum. " Oh my babygirl want to cum? well, for that you have to be a good girl and not make me jealous, don't you think?"
JIHOON
Degradation
Verbal and se×ual humiliation
Jihoon is the dom who always likes to express with his words and acts that you are his property. Kindly or obscenely? It depends on his moods and the quality of the se×. Since you are his personal slut he likes to nicknames you like d!rty b!tch while he intensively fu¢king your mouth till you gag and your tears also flow out. " Did you know you fu¢kin slut that you are the most beautiful when my co¢k is fully in your mouth?"
YOSHI
Orgasm denial
Intense stimulation without climax
Yoshi looks like an innocent prince but not everything is what it seems. He controls you in many ways. He takes you so easily to the near the orgasm state but unfortunately he doesnt allow you to cum till he says so. Your legs are shaking, crying whine as he ruin rough your core from behind then pulls himself out immediately then just tease you " Oh the kitten wants to cum? Do you want me to allow it?"
JUNKYU
Blindfold
Give and receive
His excitement peaks when you deprive him of his sight, he is eagerly waiting for your act. His vocal turns into angelic moans as you ride him intensive. To give he likes to tease you, maping your body. Since he has got switch vibe he can be also a light dom so if he resent you for something? He can punish you with this too. "Is that fair if i take your sight while i fu¢k you rough all night because you were a brat, don't you think?"
ASAHI
Sensational play
Ice/feather/ light biting without pain
Seeing your body twitch as he smooths over you with an ice cube or a smooth feather is an experience for him. Also if he receive his silky moans are the most beautiful melody to your ears. After all, it can't end without sensual se×. Thrusting deep into you slowly from behind while he softly kisses your neck all the way to your ears, than he bites smoothly and whisper it. "Keep moaning babe! Let me hear how much you enjoy my co¢k!"
JAEHYUK
Choking
Breath play without pain
Jaehyuk veiny hands is one of the most beautiful thing in the world, but it's even more beautiful when it's squeezing your throat. His favorite when he thrust you so deep and strong from the front during he holds you in place by your throat tightly. Just a little smooth pressure but he so loves to feel your thin skin under his palm so much, especially when he fu¢ks your mouth lying on your back. " Thats it baby, take it all! You're doing damn well."
DOYOUNG
Cunningulus
Pʋssy worship and eating
Since he is the number one pussy eater of the group he knows that you like if he uses his tongue. And he knows that he uses his tongue perfectly. He can pamper you for long minutes or even hours without stopping until your eyes could roll up. Slowly and sensually or powerfully and wildly. Its depend fully on his mood. Your juices taste turn him on as he dips the tip of his tongue into your sloppy hole. "You are so fu¢king delicious princess. Cum for me one more time!"
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strongermonster · 10 months
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the little girl i'm taking care of—who 40 minutes ago was making 2 toy firetrucks¹ kiss and had another, smaller hot wheel firetruck swaddled in a kleenex acting as their baby—is now arguing with me that the salsa we JUST MADE TOGETHER does not count as vegetables, and is having an absolute meltdown that she hasn't met her canada food guide veggie intake for the day.
kyla, YOU washed all the tomatoes and peeled the onions. you watched me chop everything up. there are visible rings of bell pepper in this because you insisted on it being that way. help me help you. together we can get through this and realize that Salsa Is Vegetables. take my hand. accept the truth.
¹there's also a dump truck heavily involved? i think the dumptruck gave birth to the baby firetruck and also a lego yoshi. i haven't progressed this plot enough yet to know the intricacies of car intimacy, but i'm hoping to learn more
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Last Day of the Farmer's Faire (for me)
And I dedicated it to spending the last of my tokens and goofing off!
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CANNONBALLLLLLL
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Everyone look my cow can swim she's so talented she's the bestest cow in the world 🥺🥰
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Look she's cheering me on!! 🥺🥺🥺 I like to think her mooing while I threw rotten cabbages at the bounder was her way of telling me to stop antagonizing Hobbit law enforcement.
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We sang for the mayor and also cheered him on. Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
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YOSHI!????!
I love Shire quests. They're so chill and also I really just like food and cooking games. This event was so fun and relaxing. I'll probably stay a while and do my crafts. Then go to Celondim, then back to Forochel. Then uh. Main quest in Angmar XD
I'm thinking I should start doing my grocery list like a Hobbit. 🤔 Here I go!
Coffee: I much prefer bolder flavors! Chicken: Chicken breast is one of the most flexible ingredients you can have. You can put it in pasta, a sandwich, and use it for a variety of recipes! That's why I always keep a stock of chicken breast. Unfortunately we ran out. But then again, I'm getting a little tired of the taste and could go for a crunchy fried chicken leg! Tomatoes: Cherry tomatoes are perfect for pasta! You cook em with garlic, onions, olive oil, and it's heavenly. But who even has the time for that, I'll just buy bottled sauce some other time. Bread: Crusty bread is best with stew. It's been hot lately though, so just regular white bread, please. Herbs: I like to put basil in my pasta, so I usually buy a pack. It only makes sense though if I'm having pasta. Toothpaste: Nah I'm good!
And that's it for the Farmer's Faire!
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He burped. Ha ha ha!
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legendofzeldas · 3 months
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my yoshi hatched from the egg and it’s red with a green mohawk. I was kinda hoping for the og colours… there’s ways for you to change the colour but cba
edit: actually changed my mind, the colours are growing on me, he looks like a tomato :”)
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cosmo-production · 1 year
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mario + rabbid inccorect quotes but i brought back rabbid yoshi; BTW were still going by initals so there RY now
mario: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
RR: What did you two do? RM: mario: RR: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
mario: Watcha doin? edge: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. mario: Scandalous. mario: Can I help?
RY: Hello, I'm RY. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.
mario: What are you talking about RR? You love it here! RR: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.
RP: Hey RY, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this. RY, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? RP: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, RY!
peach: RY, I am questioning your sanity… luigi: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
luigi: look RP, I'm not shaming you but… luigi: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
RP: Sorry, who are you? peach: Oh, I’m peach. RP: Oh yeah, I’ve heard about you from mario. RP: Are you their friend or something? peach: No. peach: I’m their therapist.
RM: Dom or sub? edge: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
luigi: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl…. edge: …. RM: ….. RP: …… RR: ..Who? luigi: That's the thing we don't- Everyone stares at RR
peach: What did you get on your shirt? RP: Rust. peach: From what? RP: Weapons. peach: Time for more adult supervision.
peach: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? edge: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
edge: Remain CALM! slaps RP multiple times
and now a word form the courageous duo mario: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. edge: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
RP: Where did you get that tomato soup? RL: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
luigi: Why don't I like this person? peach: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder. luigi: Maybe it's because their name is "RY". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous? peach: No. luigi: That's because your name is "peach".
RM, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it? mario: Other side, RM…
peach: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult. luigi: Myself.
edge: So, luigi is late today. Anyone wanna bet why? =mario: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having a fight with a terrible mole man. RY: I don't know about that…I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank. RM: Take this more seriously! luigi was clearly taken in their sleep! RR: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck. RL: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting…? luigi arrives luigi: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank. RY, clapping their hands in excitement: HOT DAMN!
RM: RL said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said RP is third. They have no favorite person. They’re holding the position open.
peach: What do you do when someone offers you drugs? RP: Take them! RL: Punch them in the neck! luigi: Say thank you! RM: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance! peach: … peach: No.
mario: Are you good? luigi: In what sense? mario: Generally. luigi: Oh, definitely not.
peach:*working in her garden edge: *put money on her lap* how do i say leave me alone midnite in flowers!?
peach: Awww, why don't you like cats, edge? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love?? edge: I don't know your highness, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor. peach: edge: I'm ALLERGIC.
luigi: Why do humans have different blood groups? RY: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.
edge, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? RM: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. edge: Ohhhh- luigi: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
luigi: Ow! peach: What’s wrong? luigi: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. peach: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was 1ST crowned.
mario: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group. RP: Well, you always have a smile on your face. mario: Thank you. RP: RP: What drugs do you take?
peach: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? RP: Fake?
RY, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? edge: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. RY: RY: Water you doing?
edge:if i die you can have what little i own peach: "if" you die??? edge: my life is fueled by spite, spite against my creator peach: okay time for another therapy session
RL: Truth or dare? RR: Truth. mario: How many hours have you slept this week? RR: RR: Dare. mario: Go to sleep. RR: I don't like this game.
RL: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.
edge: You are a spineless twit! RP: You cannot talk to me that way, I am your superior! edge: A six-year-old girl could talk to you that way! RP: Yes, because that would be adorable. edge: No, it's because you are a five-year-old girl and there's a pecking order.
RY: mixing different alcoholic beverages together RL: What are you making? RY: A mistake.
peach, about to leave the house: Don’t spend all day watching YouTube, okay? RL: I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!
the rabbids trying to cook without peaches help RP: How would you like your pancakes? RL: Plain. RM: With sprinkles! luigi: Chocolate chips. RY: Potatoes. RL, RM, and luigi look at RY RY: What? They're good.
RM: bro… I’m bleeding… RL: Oh god… what’s your blood type?! RM: B positive… RL: I’m trying to but you’re bleeding-
game night or atleast how the spark hunters did it edge: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game… RM, nodding: Knife Monopoly. edge: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is. Don't worry shes learning
mario: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like… a lawyer to you. Ok? RP: Okay. later peach: RP! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. mario, whispering: Deny everything. RP, loudly: That isn't a chair.
RM: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”! RR: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon. RY: ten buried zero found
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wweeird · 1 year
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43/100 rewatched Toy story (and also was inspired by @/lacey.sarah’s toy drawings) — drew some toys to let them free! the rubber ducky turned out to be a little drunk, while the tomato kitchen timer’s a bit disproportionate (but still lovely the way it is) and Yoshi is just being adorable as always in his racing car
materials: blue Neocolor + light greenish yellow Neocolor + red children’s felt tip pen
it’s 3materialsdrawingchallenge hosted by @/naomitippingillustrator, @/charlotte.durance and @/kathryn_boyt. the point of this challenge is to draw every day for a 100 days from life using just 3 materials and for no more than 30 minutes.
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trrickytickle · 1 year
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⭐Super Mario Bros. Movie- Tickle Headcanons 🍄
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I loved the Mario movie- so many easter eggs, people SLAYED their roles, especially Jack Black. But you wanna know who I also love? @fluffy-lovely-clouds! And they requested these! So yeah! ENJOOOOYY!!! yeah wait before you read have some power-ups as a gift 🍄🌷🪶🦝
Mario
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Mario is such a ler. He is optimistic, caring and physically affectionate- but he's actually kind of more of a switch. Tends to tease- things like "I'm gonna get you!" Usually with his dorky commercial Italian accent. He can't take what he dishes out- usually on his brother Luigi, and eventually, Princess Peach and occasionally Toad. He always comes out on top in tickle fights and employs every trick in the book. Speaking of Luigi, he uses his stature to his advantage when However, he can not take what he dishes out at all. Hearty, bellowing laughter. Power-ups can help him become ...more ler? Tickling gets more cat-like when he gets the cat suit, can use the Cape Feather for obvious reasons, And in the post-credits scene, Yoshi is revealed so I feel like he could get Yoshi to help him gang up on a lee >:D The Ice Flower could freeze a lee in place.. I could go on and on and ON, because I literally love it when lers use newly-gained abilities/superpowers/can transform and use it to advantage of tickling hshshsh But I doubt he needs this. After all, he is an elder sibling. As a lee, he is often on the unwilling end of a funny situation in the Mushroom Kingdom. He doesn't hate being tickled but he keeps getting into funny and awkward positions, such as getting ganged up on by the Toads as Peach looks on in awe, being tickled by a mischievous Piranha Plant's tongue an more. However in Brooklyn, tickling was much more .. normal. Less crazytown. He and Luigi tickle each other casually as a means of playing pranks on each other. Worst spot is his stomach and sides- which aforementioned green brother likes to prod at to tease him. Luigi
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-My friend who used to be in my old drama class carried a Luigi plush with him so much and it got decapitated just funny and random SORRY ANYWAY ONTO HCS The more cowardice and younger sibling, he always ends up as the 'lee more often than not. However he isn't shy to tickle Mario a little (..it's a lot) for fun. Blurts out "nononononoNO!!" when being tickled- out of habit. Genuinely a willing lee, just.. Very Luigi. Elaborating on his ler side, Luigi learns from the best. He shares the same technique of teasing and egging-on with the Italian accent, as well as uses his dextrous plumbing fingers to his own wiles. -His most ticklish spots are his knees, neck, armpits, ribs and stomach. This is a laundry list which Mario had memorized. -His own time in the Darklands wasn't really spent being tickled- THAT WAS LITERALLY HELL MY BROTHA. However he did spend it thinking of the playful tickles with Mario to distract him from the noise of his looming cage rattling above lava. However when he gets back to the Mushroom Kingdom.. the denizens are thrilled to see another human- and albeit one just as ticklish as Mario!! Luigi also meets Princess Daisy upon that time- and she's such a ler towards him it's unbelievable. -Also when he meets Polterpup upon fixin' up an old familiar spooky mansion, dog-kisses ensued. Love Polterpup so much man. (Small switch Mario+Luigi section)
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Mario and Luigi are best buds, spaghetti and meatballs, cheese and tomato sauce. But they are extremely prone to some playful grilling. They both put their all into tickle fights, and there is no clear winner- it's just an all-round tussle- whoever starts it probably won't end it. Because of this, they are also amazing tag-team lers- and are incredible at tickling others. They know each other's tickle spots like a plumbing manual, and often employ the tactic of "Not touching you!" as well as the forbidden leg kicks. Just. Familial tickles man. Toad
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-Toad is a chatterbox. A loudmouth. This should be fact and not tickle fiction, but speaking of tickles, the other Toads who once thought of him as eccentric are now tight with him, Mario, Luigi, DK, Peach and the like. Doesn't instigate much, but Mario and Luigi gang up on the little guy like a brother, and Peach gives him some pokes to keep him in line. As a lee, he's jumpy and flails around, laughing out pleas like "I'm gonna die!". He ends up in ticklish situations a lot with the wacky creatures- and eventually wacky humans- of the Mushroom Kingdom. -Donkey Kong once picked him up and played around with him like a stress-toy, tickling him in the process. This just sounds really funny. I like it. Toad's most ticklish spots are his stomach and little feets. -Toad as a ler is incredibly nimble- and of course, talks his lee's ears off. He climbs on top of bigger lers and his hands fly from spot to spot. Tickling Toad may be hilarious but his revenge will be unbearable. Peach
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Though the other Peaches read more lee-leaning to me, I feel like this Peach is a total ler-leaning switch. Being raised by the Toads who were very friendly with her, she got tickled a lot. She also tickled them, let's not lie. Despite being a bad-ass, she is genuinely a really caring ler- unless you REALLY bugged her, then she goes all-out with those fast, full-coverage skitters. She is an incredibly vigilant lee and attempts to avoid the ler's attacks from all directions. Mario learned this by losing a tickle fight with her. She usually has to be held down to get those melodious giggles out of her- and when she is fully vulnerable to the tickling- she does a lot of her classic "damsel-in-distress" crying out. Just picture this. "Mario, help!!" through laughter. Boom. Yeah, that's how she is. Of course, of course, of course she is a kicker. How predictable art thou. DK
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Donkey Kong plays himself up all the time- with all the showboating and flexing, he doesn't want anybody to know he's the least bit ticklish! However, he is indubitably so- and leave it to Mario to expose this to his longtime fans on complete accident. Fortunately they didn't like him any less- particularly that little Diddy Kong- and unfortunately for Mario, revenge was served. Makes chaotic, garbled monkey noises when he laughs. Imagine a gorilla just. Cursing. Very evasive of tickling, but to no avail. Most ticklish on his torso, and incredibly vulnerable to rougher tickles- he's not easy to break! Mario takes advantage of this the most, given their rivalry. Uses his size and fluffy fur to his advantage- picks up smaller lees and mercilessly tickles them. Well, not completely merciless. He's a Kong with a heart, you know. However this can come to a disadvantage when he is brought down to the floor by even the smallest fingers. Bowser
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Bowser is an INCREDIBLE ler, no understatement. He employs tickle interrogation on multiple occasions and delights in the laughter of his victims, laughing loudly and evily along with them and asking them questions through it. He gloats, taunts, and uses his tail and claws to make tickling all the more methodical. With his piano-playing prowess, he enjoys skittering his claws across the lee he has in his draconic clutches. Also he's voiced by Jack Black. As a lee- it's hard to get him as he's HUGE- and can hide oin his shell at any time. The only person who's successfully done so is Kamek, and even so he doesn't dare to. BACK TO LER BOWSER!! Really teasy, will ask the lee stupid questions while tickling them.
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annikathewitch · 1 year
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doamarierose-honoka · 4 months
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🟧 Chris Pratt teases that there's plenty of video game source material for The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2 to explore.
🟧 The actor expresses interest in seeing a "Nintendo cinematic universe" with exciting crossover projects.
🟧 The major success of The Super Mario Bros. Movie in theaters means that the sequel is likely just the beginning of a much larger franchise.
Chris Pratt comments on The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2 and how the sequel will further explore a larger universe of Nintendo properties. Based on the iconic Nintendo video game character, the first Super Mario Bros. Movie from Illumination Entertainment hit theaters in 2023, becoming one of the biggest box office hits of the year. It didn't take long for confirmation to arrive that Pratt would reprise his role as Mario for a sequel, which is expected to release in spring 2026.
In a recent interview with Screen Rant, Pratt teases what's to come from the announced Super Mario Bros. Movie 2. According to the actor, there's plenty of room for franchise expansion, with a whole interconnected cinematic universe of Nintendo characters potentially on the way. Check out Pratt's full comment below:
"Oh, man! There's so much to explore. There are decades worth of [games] to explore, not only with Mario and Peach and Donkey Kong and Luigi and Bowser and Yoshi; that was teased at the end. But it just gets me so excited. I was such a Nintendo head growing up, so just thinking about how everything from Legend of Zelda to the entire Nintendo cinematic universe could be created and what that could look like for all of these characters that I love? I mean, there's really no limit. We could talk about it for hours."
The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2 Could Be Just The Beginning
The First Movie's Success Paves The Way For A Larger Nintendo Cinematic Universe
The Super Mario Bros. video game franchise is truly beloved, and, as Pratt suggests, the last 40 years have seen the introduction of dozens of characters, worlds, and storylines across dozens of individual titles. The Illumination adaptation, then, which was directed by Aaron Horvath and Michael Jelenic, was always positioned to do well, but the film exceeded expectations in a major way. The Super Mario Bros. Movie's box office capped out at a staggering $1.36 billion worldwide.
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In addition to Pratt, The Super Mario Bros. Movie features the voice acting talents of Jack Black, Anya Taylor-Joy, Charlie Day, Seth Rogen, Keegan-Michael Key, and Fred Armisen.
Although The Super Mario Bros. Movie's reviews were mixed from critics, the reception from general audiences was far more positive. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film currently holds a lackluster critics' score of 59%, but the audience score is glowing at 95%. There's clearly a desire from general movie-goers then to see the beloved video game franchise continue to expand on the big screen, and the sequel is now poised to become another major box office sensation.
In addition to more sequels, the positive reception to the first film means that spinoff movies in a larger Nintendo cinematic universe could also be on the way. While there's a risk that such aggressive franchise expansion will dilute the brand and make new theatrical releases a little less special, the many successful installments in Illumination's Minions franchise suggests that family audiences could continue to show up for new releases for years to come. It remains to be seen what The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2 has in store for audiences, but it may be the first of many sequels.
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purpleturtle9000 · 1 year
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so there's some hilarious differences between the Bayverse's and Rise's character backgrounds
“Oh, and we met Karai!” Mikey reminds them. 
“Did she hurt you?” Nic demands immediately. 
“What? Of course not, she was one of Splinter’s ancestors. Poor Gram-Gram.” 
“She was a rat?” 
“No?” 
“How could she be Splinter’s ancestor and not be a rat?” Diesel asks. 
“Oh, she was a Hamato,” Leo explains. 
“A tomato?” Key repeats. 
Nic can’t believe his brothers are making such a bad impression. 
“Hamato Yoshi?” Leo frowns when the name gets no recognition. “Japanese? Action star? Sensei? Ringing any bells?” 
“Our Sensei Splinter started out as a lab rat bought from a pet store,” Diesel says, and there’s a splutter of indignation from the Splinter sitting in the armchair.
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askthemysterkids · 9 months
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Eg?
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Mabel: How is this a bad egg??? It’s a Yoshi egg!
Raz: Mabel I think this is Pokémon.
Mabel: Tomato Tom’ato.
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prince-toffee · 1 year
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The 'Lympics
Sonic opened his door, which Tails so kindly installed, he was tired of not being able to slam one into Eggman's face every time he barged in. As the door swung open it revealed two short figures, their faces covered by the sun visors of their caps. Sonic’s eye widened. The visitors raised their heads revealing their faces. A pudgy face, big round nose, brown hair, bright blue eyes, and an instantly recognisable moustache now with grey creeping in due to the plumber’s age.
“Time to square up hedgehog.”
Beat.
Blink. Blink. “Is it Saturday already?”
The short plumber jumped up into the blue hedgehog’s arms who embraced the old friend in a hug.
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Sonic welcomed the brothers into his home and poured each a cup of warm mint tea. “What? No coffee?”
“What you kidding? You got any idea how bad caffeine is for you?”
“You know tea has more caffeine than coffee, right?”
“What? No... No.”
Mario just laughed. They sat down at Sonic’s coffee table, well, tea table, I suppose.
“Where is Luigi gone to anyway?” Mario asked while looking around.
Sonic answered after taking a sip, “Said he wanted to meet with Tails so that he could take a look at his ghost pack.”
“Uh, I keep telling him to move out of that mansion. Daisy offered him a guest room at her castle, but no, he doesn't want to be a ‘freeloader.’” He used air quotes.
“So, I know game night is a tradition, but I'm guessing you didn't come here just to complain about your brother. Though that would be incredibly entertaining.”
“Heh, right you are." He placed down his cap and raises arms in excitement. “I'm getting married!”
Sonic was genuinely surprised, yet he replied nonchalantly, “That’s great. Congratulations.”
“I'm not rubbing it in, am I?”
“No, no, you're happily married and running a successful family business at the age of 30, and I'm running around collecting rings to pay off my beach house mortgage. Both are equal and good.”
“Oh, come on, it can't be all bad. Hey, I mean you definitely saved the world more times than me. I'm sure the villagers are thankful for that.”
A tomato flew through the window hitting Sonic in the head, a loud voice followed it, “We hate you Sonic the Hedgehog!”
“…”
“…Ah… uh, well, wha- why are we always talking about my love life? What about you? You and Amy? Huh?”
“No, no, heh, we're- we're just friends.” He said while smiling to himself just at the thought of her.
Mario smirked, “You like her.”
“No.”
“Yeah, you do!”
“No, I actually think she's really annoying and not endearing in anyway.”
“You LOVE her!”
“Shhh, quiet down. You're starting to sound like Tails.”
“Well, what about Sally?”
“I don't think she exists in this reality.”
“Elise?”
“…” he raised his brow.
“Alright, alright, low below.”
“You know now that I think about it I think I know someone who could use some yeah moustache care tips. He's across that large body of water, why don't you walk into it with your mouth open.”
“Oh ho ho, is that right? Let me ask you this, do these bandages make you more aerodynamic? Is your neck constantly cold?”
“I'm sorry which one of the Mario brothers owns a mansion and which one lives in a rundown apartment in Brooklyn? Oh right.”
“Yeah, well… well you look like Crash Bandicoot smothered in blue paint!”
The hedgehog was shocked in speechless, “… Ouch.”
“Ha! Ha!” Mario clapped his hands and rub them together like a fly in excitement.
“You're truly a wordsmith Mario. Is that how you manage to assemble such an impressive cast voice actors for your movie?”
Mario leaned in, “You wanna talk movies?”
Sonic leaned back, “Let's talk movies?”
“One Billion dollars! Nailed it the first time. It took you two tries to get it right.”
“You told your entire story in one movie. What's the sequel gonna be about? This time Yoshi’s here! I've got 30 years worth of stories to tell.”
“Oh, which movie are you gonna die, and who's gonna kiss your corpse?”
“We're gonna use the ups not the downs! I've got Idris Elba! Who do you have? A republican gun nut?”
“Oh, right, because Idris Elba’s performance in ‘Hijack’ was astounding?”
“He is a national treasure!”
“He's from the UK!”
“He's an international treasure!”
“I'm still a better kart driver.”
“Yeah, you need a car to win a race.”
The two rivals just looked at each other for a moment.
“…”
“…”
Both of them burst into laughter.
“Oh man, I missed you man.” Sonic reached over the table and gave his guest a friendly nuggie, messing up his brown and grey curly hair.
“Ugh, I liked you better when you were shorter. When did you get this tall?”
“Yeah, growth spirts, they’re crazy.”
"No, but seriously, you should tell her how you feel."
"... I'll... I'll think about it."
As Mario was taking a sip from his cup something came to his mind, “Mmm… I think we're forgetting something.” He snapped his fingers. “Got it. We have an announcement.”
“We do?”
Mario gave him a look.
“Ohhhhhh.”
They both turned to the camera. They spoke in unison.
“Sonic and Mario Olympics. Coming to every console.”
Mario: “I love you.”
Sonic: “And I hate you.”
The End
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deadly-obession404 · 2 years
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Soap Head Canons PT 1
-Enjoys sugary coffee, but doesn’t like soda/pop he would rather have sparkling water or just regular water. Has a weird thing with sugar, he either likes it or he doesn’t, depends.
— Can’t bake. He can cook decently, at times. He can’t make everything though, and has caught things on fire.
- Dislikes the cold. He cannot stand when it is cold. Even though he is a warm body, he still has a big distaste for cold and snow.
- Likes camping. He loves sleeping outside, he likes being in nature quite a bit.
- He has a hard time dealing with negative emotions and thoughts. Because he is known as the “funny” guy, so whenever he is sad he brushes it off to make someone else happy, and that drains him.
- Extremely extroverted. Can get along with quite literally anyone.
- Loud. He talks loud. He is kinda yelling at ya.
- Cannot handle spicy food.
- The middle child of his family. Has one older brother, an older sister, him, then two younger brothers. (Has a huge ahh family)
- Is an early bird, but also he is a night owl. He can’t sleep really well.
- Has to sleep with some sort of sound, or he won’t be falling asleep at all.
- Has really good memory. He can remember something pretty easily without someone reminding him.
- Loves the color orange.
- Knows how to fluently speak Spanish, just chooses not to speak it, so his accent when speaking it sounds terrible.
- Himbo.
- Found out he was bisexual because he was dared to make out with a guy and he liked it just as much as he liked making out with women.
- Takes very hot showers. Like scary hot showers. Uses sweet and woody scented soaps.
- Has two dogs that live with his parents. (Gray and Yoshi, Gray is a English Golden Retriever while Yoshi is a Dalmatian)
- Likes to read, but he can never stay focused enough to keep reading.
- Loves to take pictures, and typically has Polaroids in his room.
- Favorite color is blue, any color of blue.
- Open. He is very open and will literally tell you juicy details even if you didn’t want to know.
- Hates tomatoes, especially tomato soup.
- Joined the military because he didn’t know what he wanted to do in life, even if his family heavily disagreed with his choice because of his age.
- Is pretty flexible, iykyk.
- Doesn’t like cloudy weather to a certain extent. He likes cloudy weather when it’s warm, dislikes it when it’s cold.
- Prefers hard candy over gummy candy.
- Loves breakfast for dinner.
- Wants a cat, when he retires. He wants to name that cat Jovi.
- Listens to all music, he just like the beats.
- Always on the move, constantly fidgeting, will kick ya off the bed.
- Likes to read, it’s one of the only times that he isn’t constantly moving.
- Is best friends with Rodolfo. He likes talking and spending time with him and enjoys his company. Often they have “sleepovers”.
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snowboyclarkov · 10 months
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Everybody Is Dead...!
In the Metal Fight Beyblade verse, Rago is capable via Diablo Nemesis of absorbing the power of his opponent and gaining their abilities. He can also gain the abilities and power of everyone that opponent has fought from the beginning to the present.
Despite this, Pluto states that Nemesis has the power of every bey in the world by the time he and Rago do battle with the Legendary Bladers and company. It opens the door to a potential trickle down effect that would go on and on. It makes Rago's main ability one of the most horrifying in any verse.
This got me thinking about another potential trickle down that could be applied to another overpowered deity. This one being of light rather than destruction. Galeem. Due to the incredible amount of crossovers and cameos that can be traced via some path to someone within the Super Smash Bros verse, there's a disturbing amount of verses that are almost certainly reduced to non-existence alongside everyone that ever existed within that verse by the Lord of Light and it's "Everybody Is Dead" attack. That isn't counting restoring the verses back into existence and shuffling them while everyone in them become mindless slaves. Even the verses with stages, Mii outfits and music have potential to be completely screwed. A scenario like this would represent the absolute highest limit of Galeem's power...
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The Verses In Danger of Becoming Un-Made and Un-Alived
Section 1
Super Mario
Donkey Kong (verse)
The Legend of Zelda
Metroid
Yoshi's Island
Kirby (verse) - Kirby dies if either Galeem or Dharkon win in the end, having barely escaped Galeem's initial onslaught.
Star Fox
Pokémon
Mother
F-Zero
Ice Climber
Fire Emblem
Game & Watch
Kid Icarus
Wario (verse)
Metal Gear
Sonic the Hedgehog - Includes Frontiers, so Sage becomes un-alive. The End gets Galeem'd too.
Pikmin
R.O.B. (verse)
Animal Crossing
Mega Man (verse)
Wii - Includes Wii Fit, Wii Sports, Wii Party, et cetera. Part of the wider Mii verse.
Punch-Out!!
Pac-Man (verse)
Xenoblade Chronicles
Duck Hunt
Street Fighter
Final Fantasy
Bayonetta (verse)
Splatoon
Castlevania
Persona
Dragon Quest
Banjo-Kazooie
Fatal Fury
Arms
Minecraft
Tekken
Kingdom Hearts
The King of Fighters
Section 2
Paper Mario
Streetpass Mii Plaza - Part of the wider Mii verse.
Pilotwings - Part of the wider Mii verse.
Nintendo Land - Part of the wider Mii verse.
Sheriff (verse)
Baseball (verse)
Tennis (verse)
Devil World
Urban Champion
Clu Clu Land
Balloon Fight
Excite
Mach Rider
The Mysterious Murasame Castle
Famicom Mukashibanashi
Ice Hockey (verse)
Famicom Grand Prix
Famicom Wars
Advance Wars
Detective Club - Also known as Famicom Detective Club
Joy Mech
Yakuman
X (verse)
The Frog For Whom The Bell Tolls
Mole Mania
Card Hero
SimCity
Battle Clash
Stunt Race FX
Panel de Pon
Marvelous
Sutte Hakkun
Origin of the Forest
Teleroboxer
Wave Race
1080°
Custom Robo
Sin and Punishment
Kuru Kuru Kururin
Napoleon (verse)
Golden Sun
Magical Starsign
Tomato Adventure
The Legendary Starfy
Thousand Year Family
The Tower
Drill Dozer
Calciobit
Rhythm Heaven
Cubivore
Eternal Darkness
GiFTPiA
Baten Kaitos
Chibi Robo!
Jam With The Band
Another Code
Electroplankton
Brain Age
Big Brain Academy
Elite Beat Agents
Project Hacker
Chōsōjū Mecha MG
Hotel Dusk
Kurikin Nano Island Story
Number Battle
Slide Adventure MAGKID
Archaic Sealed Heat
Make 10
Soma Bringer
Fossil Fighters
Glory of Heracles
Personal Trainer: Cooking
Style Savvy
Art Academy
Looksley's Line Up
Tsukutte Utau: Saru Band
Fatal Frame
Captain Rainbow
Disaster: Day of Crisis
Takt of Magic
Zangeki no Reginliev
And-Kensaku
FlingSmash
The Last Story
Pandora's Tower
Nintendogs
Steel Diver
Pushmo
Sakura Samurai
Swapnote - Part of the wider Mii verse.
Kiki Trick
Dillon's Rolling Western
Shovel Knight
Culdcept
HarmoKnight
Fluidity
Nintendoji
Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
Nintendo Badge Arcade
BoxBoy!
Code Name: S.T.E.A.M.
Ever Oasis
Sushi Striker
The Wonderful 101
Rayman (verse)
Snipperclips
Galaga
Bomberman (verse)
Virtua Fighter
Monster Hunter
Shantae (verse)
Nintendo Labo - Part of the real world.
Daemon X Machina
Tetris
Art of Fighting
Samurai Shodown
Psycho Soldier
Ikari Warriors
Resident Evil
Astral Chain
River City
Cuphead (verse)
Warframe
Ring Fit Adventure
Mana
Octopath Traveler
Bravely Default
Ghosts 'n Goblins
Sakuna: of Rice and Ruin
No More Heroes
Wrecking Crew
Section 3
Pictochat
Tomodachi - Also known as Tomodachi Life. Part of the wider Mii verse.
Miiverse - Part of the wider Mii verse.
Fallout
Doom
Babylonian Castle Saga
Goemon (verse)
Assassin's Creed
The Elder Scrolls
Devil May Cry
Shin Onigashima
Yūyūki
Nintendo Hardware - Includes Mii Channel, Wii Shop Channel, etc.
AR Games
Freakyforms
NES Remix
Tank Troopers
Undertale
Miitopia
Section 4
Soul [via The Legend of Zelda]
The Walking Dead [via Tekken]
Spawn (verse) [via Soul]
Mortal Kombat [via Spawn]
God of War [via Soul]
A Nightmare On Elm Street [via Mortal Kombat]
Friday The 13th [via Mortal Kombat]
Texas Chainsaw Massacre [via Mortal Kombat]
Predator [via Mortal Kombat]
Alien [via Mortal Kombat]
Terminator [via Mortal Kombat]
Robocop [via Mortal Kombat]
Rambo [via Mortal Kombat]
Injustice [via DC]
DC [via Mortal Kombat]
Hellboy [via Injustice]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [via Injustice]
Power Rangers [via Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]
Star Trek [via Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]
Masters of the Universe [via Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]
Star Wars [via Soul]
The Witcher [via Soul]
NieR [via Soul]
Drakengard [via NieR]
Indiana Jones [via Star Wars]
Dead By Daylight [via Alien]
Halloween [via Dead By Daylight]
Left 4 Dead [via Dead By Daylight]
Saw [via Dead By Daylight]
Scream [via Dead By Daylight]
Evil Dead [via Dead By Daylight]
Stranger Things [via Dead By Daylight]
Silent Hill [via Dead By Daylight]
World Wrestling Entertainment [via Mortal Kombat] - part of the real world.
Section 5
PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale [via Metal Gear]
Uncharted [via PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale]
LittleBig Planet [via PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale]
Ratchet & Clank [via PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale]
Jak & Daxter [via PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale]
Gravity Rush [via PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale]
BioShock [via PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale]
Dead Space [via PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale]
DreamMix TV World Fighters [via Castlevania]
Transformers [via DreamMix TV World Fighters]
Bakuten Shoot Beyblade [via DreamMix TV World Fighters] - Part of a wider Beyblade verse.
Beyblade X [via Bakuten Shoot Beyblade] - Part of a wider Beyblade verse.
Beyblade Burst [via Transformers] - Part of a wider Beyblade verse.
Metal Fight Beyblade [via Beyblade Burst] - Part of a wider Beyblade verse.
Section 6
Astro's Playroom [via Tekken]
The Last of Us [via Astro's Playroom]
Horizon Zero Dawn [via Astro's Playroom]
Ghost of Tsushima [via Astro's Playroom]
Resistance [via Astro's Playroom]
ICO [via Astro's Playroom] - Includes Shadow of the Colossus & The Last Guardian
Bloodborne [via Astro's Playroom]
Tomb Raider [via Astro's Playroom]
Crash Bandicoot [via Astro's Playroom]
Spyro the Dragon [via Astro's Playroom]
Legacy of Kain [via Astro's Playroom]
Brawlhalla [via Tomb Raider]
Ben 10 [via Brawlhalla]
Steven Universe [via Brawlhalla]
Section 7
Project x Zone [via Street Fighter]
Ace Attorney [via Project x Zone]
Professor Layton [via Ace Attorney]
Darkstalkers [via Project x Zone]
Resonance of Fate [via Project x Zone]
Marvel vs. Capcom [via Street Fighter]
Marvel [via Marvel vs. Capcom]
Disney [via Marvel]
Pixar [via Disney]
Fortnite [via Street Fighter]
Unreal [via Fortnite]
Who Framed Roger Rabbit [via Disney]
Looney Tunes [via Who Framed Roger Rabbit]
Betty Boop [via Who Framed Roger Rabbit]
Woody Woodpecker [via Who Framed Roger Rabbit]
Droopy [via Who Framed Roger Rabbit]
Space Jam [via Looney Tunes]
Ōkami [via Marvel vs. Capcom]
Dead Rising [via Marvel vs. Capcom]
Section 8
Blazblue [via Persona] - Includes Blazblue: Cross Tag Battle
Under Night In-Birth [via Blazblue]
RWBY [via Blazblue]
Vocaloid [via Persona] - Specifically, through Hatsune Miku. Crypton Vocaloids and Internet Co. Ltd. Vocaloids all affected. Includes Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA.
Arcana Heart [via Blazblue]
Senran Kagura [via Blazblue]
Akatsuki Blitzkampf [via Blazblue]
Dead or Alive [via Senran Kagura]
Super Sonico [via Senran Kagura]
Neptunia [via Senran Kagura]
Just Dance [via Vocaloid]
Like A Dragon [via Vocaloid] - Also known as Yakuza.
The Idolmaster [via Vocaloid]
Shinkansen Henkei Robo Shinkalion [via Vocaloid]
Neon Genesis Evangelion [via Shinkansen Henkei Robo Shinkalion]
Godzilla [via Shinkansen Henkei Robo Shinkalion]
Lucky Star [via Vocaloid]
Haruhi Suzumiya [via Lucky Star]
Groove Coaster [via Vocaloid]
Hololive [via Groove Coaster]
Kizuna AI [via Groove Coaster]
Aikatsu! [via Vocaloid]
Pretty Series [via Aikatsu!]
Ace Combat [via The Idolmaster]
God Eater [via The Idolmaster]
Granblue Fantasy [via The Idolmaster]
Katamari Damacy [via The Idolmaster]
Taiko no Tatsujin [via The Idolmaster]
Ridge Racer [via The Idolmaster]
Tales [via The Idolmaster]
Super Robot Wars [via The Idolmaster]
Smite [via RWBY]
Avatar: The Last Airbender [via Smite]
Nicktoons Unite! [via Avatar: The Last Airbender]
SpongeBob SquarePants [via Nicktoons Unite!]
The Fairly OddParents! [via Nicktoons Unite!]
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius [via Nicktoons Unite!]
Invader Zim [via Nicktoons Unite!]
Danny Phantom [via Nicktoons Unite!]
Rugrats [via Nicktoons Unite!]
My Life As A Teenage Robot [via Nicktoons Unite!]
Ren & Stimpy [via Nicktoons Unite!]
Halo [via Dead or Alive]
Forza [via Halo]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE [via Fire Emblem]
Shin Megami Tensei [via Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE]
The Loud House [via Nicktoons Unite!]
Touhou Project [via Groove Coaster]
Jeremy Clarkson/Richard Hammond/James May [via Forza]
Katawa Shoujo [via Haruhi Suzumiya] - Galeem's whole thing seems like something out of Rin Tezuka's worst nightmares.
Section 9
Lego Dimensions [via Sonic the Hedgehog]
The Lord of the Rings [via Lego Dimensions]
Harry Potter [via Lego Dimensions]
Back to the Future [via Lego Dimensions]
The Lego Movie [via Lego Dimensions]
Jurassic Park [via Lego Dimensions]
Adventure Time [via Lego Dimensions]
Ghostbusters [via Lego Dimensions]
Mission: Impossible [via Lego Dimensions]
The Powerpuff Girls [via Lego Dimensions]
Knight Rider [via Lego Dimensions]
Gremlins [via Lego Dimensions]
The Goonies [via Lego Dimensions]
The Wizard of Oz [via Lego Dimensions]
Portal [via Lego Dimensions] - Includes Half-Life
Legends of Chima [via Lego Dimensions]
The A-Team [via Lego Dimensions]
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial [via Lego Dimensions]
Beetlejuice [via Lego Dimensions]
Scooby Doo [via Lego Dimensions]
Ninjago [via Lego Dimensions]
Doctor Who [via Lego Dimensions]
O.K. K.O.! Let's Be Heroes [via Sonic the Hedgehog]
RPG World [via O.K. K.O.! Let's Be Heroes]
Captain Planet [via O.K. K.O.! Let's Be Heroes]
Wacky Races [via O.K. K.O.! Let's Be Heroes]
Angry Birds [via Sonic the Hedgehog]
Hello Kitty [via Sonic the Hedgehog]
Gundam [via Hello Kitty]
Super Monkey Ball [via Sonic the Hedgehog]
Jet Set Radio [via Sonic the Hedgehog]
Crazy Taxi [via Sonic the Hedgehog]
House of the Dead [via Sonic the Hedgehog]
Billy Hatcher & the Giant Egg [via Sonic the Hedgehog]
Shenmue [via Sonic the Hedgehog]
Space Channel 5 [via Sonic the Hedgehog]
Skies of Arcadia [via Sonic the Hedgehog]
NiGHTS Into Dreams [via Sonic the Hedgehog]
Team Fortress 2 [via Sonic the Hedgehog]
Fall Guys [via Team Fortress 2]
Poker Night At The Inventory [via Team Fortress 2]
Sam & Max [via Poker Night At The Inventory]
Homestar Runner [via Poker Night At The Inventory]
Penny Arcade [via Poker Night At The Inventory]
Borderlands [via Poker Night At The Inventory]
The Venture Brothers [via Poker Night At The Inventory]
Section 10
The Simpsons [via Super Mario]
Futurama [via The Simpsons]
Family Guy [via The Simpsons] - Includes American Dad!.
Bob's Burgers [via The Simpsons]
Rick & Morty [via The Simpsons]
Cheers [via The Simpsons] - Includes Frasier.
The X-Files [via The Simpsons]
Archer [via The Simpsons]
King of the Hill [via The Simpsons]
South Park [via The Simpsons]
Tamagotchi [via Super Mario]
Shaun The Sheep [via Super Mario Maker] - Includes Wallace & Gromit.
Nisekoi [via Super Mario Maker]
Monogatari [via Nisekoi]
Puella Magi Madoka Magica [via Monogatari]
Onegai My Melody [via Super Mario Maker]
Shinya Arino [via Super Mario Maker] - Part of the real world.
Babymetal [via Super Mario Maker] - Part of the real world.
Section 11
Naruto [via Tekken]
One Piece [via Naruto]
Bleach [via Naruto]
Dragon Ball [via Naruto]
Yu-Gi-Oh! [via Naruto]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure [via Naruto]
My Hero Academia [via Naruto]
Digimon [via Tekken]
Fist of the North Star [via Naruto]
Urusei Yatsura [via Fist of the North Star]
Ranma 1/2 [via Urusei Yatsura]
InuYasha [via Urusei Yatsura]
Section 12
DuckTales [via Minecraft] - Includes Quack Pack and Darkwing Duck.
Toy Story [via Minecraft]
Pirates of the Caribbean [via Minecraft]
Quake [via Doom]
Wolfenstein [via Doom]
Commander Keen [via Doom]
Yooka-Laylee [via Shovel Knight]
Creepy Castle [via Shovel Knight]
Super Meat Boy [via Shovel Knight]
Cave Story [via Shovel Knight]
Five Night's At Freddy's [via Shovel Knight]
Enter The Gungeon [via Super Meat Boy]
The Binding of Isaac [via Super Meat Boy]
...and this list isn't even all of them. By far.
Here's a full chart that someone that isn't me made. It includes Warhammer, so the Emperor of Mankind was murdered or possibly deleted from existence. I doubt that would be allowed to stand. Ever.
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